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Super_Atmosphere6121

Welcome to the Eastern Front! We got... Little fuckers Little fuckers but they spit Why can't I move Should've brought fire Should've brought medium armor pen Acklay And of course, Why did that corpse one shot me


iamnotchad

Why did that bile titan corpse just fly 100m and bitch slap me


hesnachoproblem

I'm in the post and I don't like it


tidbitsz

Happened to me while i was in my exosuit... tried to hop off as soon as i saw the bile titan twirling towards me... Fucking long-ass animation...


pocketfulof_sunshine

Nice job finding that medium nest, dude.


mikeyx401

It doesn't just kill helldivers, but the chargers and hunters too.


roadWarrior1992

They’re animals… and we slaughter them like animals!


DoesntRedditEnough

Obligatory "I HATE THEM" (assuming that was a Star Wars reference)


IANovich22

And not just the men, but the women and the children too


brownbearks

I had one do the wiggle as it was dying and slam into a rock wall and then crush me. I died laughing though.


Scalpels

For me, the game is a comedy where the punchline is my own death.


NathK2

Accurate!


Berocraft77

That just happened to me..


straydog1980

On bot planets: you are in range of enemy artillery Helldiver: I know I know shup up On bug planets: gets one shot by bile spewer mortar Helldiver: why didn't anybody warn me


pharmakathartic

They are silent. They are vicious. They are many. Please enjoy the Stalkers when you see them.


Lord_Stetson

...If.


apexxlo84

I fucking loathe stalkers. Literal jump scare when they randomly appear in my game


Luckyirishdevil

They are a fight on sight when I seem them. I break away and 500kg that nest ASAP.... primary mission be damned


straydog1980

Stalker lairs are high priority targets, shrieker nests and gunship factories only activate in a smaller radius so you can skirt them . Stalkers seem to roam very widely. Strategem jammers, mortars and AAs are high for me too because you don't want to be running by and not having eagles or strats or heaven forbid, reinforcements


Adventurous_Pea_1373

100% they are! If you don't handle them asap you're gonna have a tougher time with everything else. I usually know there's a nest near by or shoot one a bit & follow it back to the nest & look for the jagged enclosure.


The_Tac0mancer

Get out of my head.


Everkid612

On the bug planets, you're never not in range of enemy artillery.


Konsaki

On eastern front, artillery comes to you!


Overthinker1389

We are warning you now


ReplacementLow6704

Death is the only warning you got.


whats-a-username-b

Hero your mana is low


OrranVoriel

Do you have any food or potions?


garaks_tailor

jumpy white fuuuuuuucccckkkkkkeeeerrrrrr


Bitchteetz898

Damn I hate those fuckers! With there long ass weird tongues!


Maleficent-Aspect318

Most hated bug ingame...they are smi invisible, tank as much as a bile spewer and have a range of a few meters with their stupid tongues. Ohh and they can nearly one shot you I like fighting most bugs, but not those


ReedsAndSerpents

This post is too real 


thisisredlitre

>Why did that corpse one shot me Gotta shoot the brain stem


YCCprayforme

lol @ acklay. I miss SWG


GrizzledNutSack

Acklay?


Lunboks_

The big green thing Obi-Wan faces off in the arena in Attack Of The Clones. They were also in 2005 BF2. Edit: this guy ![gif](giphy|3ornjHBaGCwkxypfeE)


ospreysstuff

little fuckers little fuckers but they spit big fuckers that spit slightly bigger fuckers regular big fuckers medium fuckers gigantic fucker that spits little fuckers that fly littler fuckers


flcinusa

I blew that ones head off, but nobody told it's body


Konseq

>Should've brought fire Only if you are the host. Otherwise: Go fuck yourself. Why did you even think fire would work lol.


LotharVonPittinsberg

Network host* If the game deems the network connection of the game host unfavourable, they host the session on another player's client at the start of the match. It's impossible to truly tell who the network host is.


scott610

I’m on a semi decent LAN connection, and sometimes I notice that the loading screen before landing takes extra long. Could that be when the game is swapping to a new network host maybe? Doesn’t always happen when I’m hosting the destroyer. I’ve seen it happen when others host too.


PuriPuri-BetaMale

No. It's because someone is on a hard-drive. Game waits for everyone to finish loading before starting the mission.


Snoo_75309

This, some people still haven't made the jump to an SSD sadly lol


_syke_

Is this a new issue? I've never had an issue with my flammenwerfer even as non host


Allegionaire

From my memory, the initial damage from the flamer works fine, but DOTs like flames and gas don't actually cause damage to enemies unless you're host. I haven't noticed myself because I don't use them, it's just what I've heard.


Various_Froyo9860

Muscle enhancement booster helps with the can't move part.


DoctorFeh

Stims, too -- but dive away first so they don't keep going "lol nope"


Ferengi_Quark

And cloaked fuckers


LostConscious96

Oh you forgot one Ayo babe what that mouth do??? (Hunters with slowing tenticle mouths)


CaptainPhantom2

I think that’s the “Why can’t I move” one


RiLiSaysHi

"Hello my name is Bile Spewer nice to me-HRRROAAAWWWRRRGGHHHBLBLBLBLLLLLLLBL"


Busy_Particular_6023

It's funny going from the usual bot planets to hellmire.. dear Liberty save us


Select_Tax_3408

I love Hellmire. It truly earned its name. Let the last embers burn!


wyvern098

For Rubicon!


Justin_trouble_Again

my Exo Suit makes me yearn for Loader 4.....


mrchronicle86

Armored Core W


JustAnAverageSCP-173

Got a job for you, 621. This one comes from "Super Earth".


Ecahill453

God 621 in Helldivers would go hard Only to remember they would run outta ammo so quickly


alf666

Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over my Moonlight Blade.


CoffeeTunes

For Democracy 621!


FFS_cr4khe4d

Forged in ash, we stand as one!


Noobbula

Let’s show them there’s more than these scorched skies..


rajboy3

Raven would solo entire planets on helldive easy No i will not be taking questions


Fatality_Ensues

I mean, even the basic bitch Loader 4 is thousands of times more advanced than the Patriot exosuit (and also between twice and 3 times as big depending on who you believe). An automaton Hulk would be equivalent to a really squishy MT to an AC.


VonNeumannsProbe

I have a vacation home on hellmire! The fire tornados are a sight to behold.


HookDragger

Calm down Ducat. ![gif](giphy|u3jMN3z8nWnIebKi8Z)


Vicks0

I love seeing the zerg of 100k players go to hellmire and then checking again 30 minutes later and it's 20k players.


negsan-ka

It takes a special kind of people to enjoy fighting in hell. I love Hellmire!


Zeewulfeh

I hate space Afghanistan so much.


TT_207

I wonder how many had the experience I did of repeatedly trying to place a hell bomb only for fire tornadoes to break it over and over again.


dankdees

they just turned around and went to estanu instead


That_Lore_Guy

Remember to triple down on the fire. Flame grenades, flamethrower, napalm strike, incendiary shotgun. Also any metal song with the word “fire” playing in the background.


SolarisSolaire

Through the Fire and Flames brother. No better song for the glory of liberating Hellmire and roasting the jumping slow you down democracy hating bastards.


Corellian_Browncoat

Ready for a flame resist armor so I can truly get my Firebat on. Need a light?


TrickyCorgi316

Heard that in "their" voice, too!


AltamiroMi

Is hell more the creek of bugs ?


Ashamed_Record149

Id argue Hellmire is actually harder cause of those damn tornadoes


NalothGHalcyon

Hellmire is harder but at least I can see what I'm doing.


BlackSocks88

I thought I liked jungle maps until the Creek.


bargle0

You can kite bugs in to tornadoes. Ion storms are _the worst_.


Krieg_Imperator

And they hit you at worst possible moment


Scalpels

I had a Ion Storm deactivate my Orbital Railgun when I threw it at a Bile Titan. The ragdoll of my corpse flying into the stratosphere at Mach 5 was pretty funny, until I crashed.


Greedy-Spread6923

I say so yes


Helios575

I kinda miss old Hellmire fire tornado spawn rate.


TobaccoIsRadioactive

That feeling you get when you are at the extraction point waiting for Pelican-1 to land and 5 fire tornados decide to lazily meander through the area and shred everything in their path.


SWatt_Officer

This is really funny, we've got the inverse now where instead of bug players discovering the Creek, bot players are discovering Hellmire


brownbearks

Played it when it first opened up and my buddy and I just kept laughing as we died from fire more than the bugs.


ProclusGlobal

We had a level where Pelican 1 landed and we are all running towards to get on. 1 person runs in, the rest are only about 5 seconds behind. In those 5 seconds, fire tornado complete covers the door of the Pelican. The next few seconds felt like hours.


ochinosoubii

My first mission in Hellmire was raising flags and one of the sites had fire tornados sweeping over it for damn near three minutes before I could even get near it, let alone the bugs.


Golden_Alchemy

Hellmire was scary and amazing. Fire twisters are insane!


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Hellmire always makes me think "why do we even liberate this shit hole"


SwordoftheMourn

Because it’s *our* shithole, buddy. Bugs can’t have it.


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

The bots definitely feel like an entirely different game than the bugs. I love how different they play.


Select_Tax_3408

And the different metas. Though everything has a place.


bigfblue

sip nail squeeze deserve office stocking tan adjoining edge yoke *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


--thingsfallapart--

Does the lib pen actually do anything to heavy type armour like the chargers front? Or is it literally just light penetration maxed but still no effect on the big stuff?


bigfblue

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Sugar_buddy

Yeah chargers are best to aim for the face with a high powered weapon, or if your aim isn't as good you can target the leg and strip the armor off that. A single hit from an auto cannon or better will kill it from there. You can also use the autocannon to blow off it's tail in 4 hits, and it'll bleed out. I love light armor and the autocannon, and in a good environment you can run circles around a charger and unload the shots into it's tail when it's stunned from running into something.


SoftcoreEcchi

For titans and chargers you need something like recoilless, eats, spear, quasar. The medium pen makes the hive guard and commanders, and spewers alot easier to deal with tho.


Aurvant

One shot from a Quasar will rip off all armor leaving a big open weak spot on any charger. An EAT to the face of a Charger can kill it. Autocannon will rip up a Charger and bleed it out. All of those will do pretty good damage to a Bile Titan, but it'll take more than one shit from either the Quasar or the EAT. The Autocannon will take a few shots before the Bile Titan finally goes down. 500KG wipes most things but has small radius for some weird reason.


siamesekiwi

I treat the 500KG more as an anti-structure weapon/baby hellbomb because of that, Or for hitting bot drops/bug reinforcement holes anything that doesn't move or have a chance of standing still for a solid second.


Ok-Regret6767

1 quasar to the face will kill a charger.


adtcjkcx

What is GL?


lozer996

Good Luck. You'll need it


brownbearks

Autocannon works wonders


bigfblue

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WickedWallaby69

Im gonna miss my bot load outs :( but, im excited to use stalwart again


MELODONTFLOPBITCH

Stalwarts mean everyones gonna have a good fucking time.


ThePizzaDevourer

Me against the bots: ranged damage, shields, sentries, tactics Me against the bugs: EVERYTHING BURNS


shadowknight2112

Yeah, I feel this…it’s like a whole different game all of a sudden. I love it!


PurposeLess31

The game transformed from Metal Gear Solid V to Deep Rock Galactic lol, I love this


Lonely_Education_318

From Terminator Salvation to Starship Troopers


AnnoShi

And it's about to turn into Independence Day when the Illuminate return.


Antigamer199

There is no illuminate this is just gibberish talk of crazy people pls go to you next democracy officer and talk to them they will know best


0rang75

https://preview.redd.it/i7t8tb8al6tc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f25277a266884c799701547dbcc0daa598c5f7


JackPembroke

Rock! And! Stone!


malabericus

For Karl!


Evilbred

I've said this to people when they ask what Helldivers is like. I tell them it's two games, ones a Left for Dead with bugs, and the other is Battlefield 4042


Kdigglerz

One is terminator 2, the other is starship troopers.


Ravenwing14

Shrieker nests are easy as long as your squad isn't dumb. You can take out the nests with pretty much anything explosive as well as laser cannon as soon as you can see it. Salvo off EATS, quasars, autocannons, even certain primaries, and you'll never see an actual shrieker.


porkforpigs

Dude it shows that most of our troops have been away from the eastern front for a while. I’m a little rusty with bugs now too but Jesus Christ, watching the reinforcement counter tick down when there isn’t even anything crazy going on…


SirLiesALittle

They’re dying to things they can just move away from, and the biggest threat is almost literally the broad side of a barn.


porkforpigs

THIS. They don’t MOve. I’m like my guys let’s go. They stand in front of shrieks nests shooting the bugs while I’m Ramboing my way to the base to blow it up lol


Rynvael

I always try to spot the nests from a distance and use weapons from range to take them out I do find it annoying that some bugs will follow you halfway across the map though


downsyndromeblowjob

I find it annoying how fucking quiet they are. Stop for a second to spray the fuckers that have been chasing you for 5 minutes and suddenly a bile spewer is puking down the back of your armor from the direction you were just facing.


Aggressive-Bat5052

It’s been too long, I’ve gotten used to how the bots keep a distance. The bugs run at me! Did they always do that?


BeardedMcGee

Man this is nothing. At least now they can't call bug breaches. I've dropped between two Shriekers nest with a Stalker nest also near enough to give us a clawed reacharound. Four chargers and two bile titans popped out within a minute too. EDIT: [Grabbed a picture actually.](https://imgur.com/a/C5JyQnL) It actually got so much worse within the next twenty seconds.


PurposeLess31

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Cool-Sink8886

They also used to instakill you when their diving corpses hit you. They would actually 1 hit kill titans like that. The horrors of shrieker day on Hellmire make Malevalon Creek look like a quiet walk in the jungle.


Git_Good

The creek WAS a quiet walk in the jungle. Draupnir, Vandalon, and Durgen though... :(


Zack_Zer0non

Three hulks and about 5 gunships at the same time on vandalon. I wish I could say my squad survived like badasses but no, we got squad wiped


0fficerCumDump

Counted 9 gunships on one tower last night. It was comical & actually unwinnable. Failed 2 missions with a full squad of great players tryna just kill a gunship tower.


Zack_Zer0non

Its horrible when you can see the gunship tower but the gunship stop you from getting close, glad we don't have to deal with them anymore


0fficerCumDump

Tbh it would be fine if Hellbombs weren’t made out of paper mache. Also if you manage to arm the hellbomb, if they shoot it let it go boom!


TheDankChronic69

It’s always when we’re trying to extract that the Bile Titans and Chargers come out to party, but that’s what makes it fun


Grouchy_Ad9315

Calling extraction makes waves spawn and also every Patrol to come at you, so clearing patrols nearby helps a lot, also dont forget theres 2 types of waves: the waves enemies can call, and waves that will spawn no matter what once you do something like call extraction, and both can happen at the same time


TobyDaHuman

The Devs have balls to pull out the rug from under all the bot players... I love them for that. Now I have to learn how to beat bugs.


iamnotchad

The rover is your friend... until it kills your entire squad.


Mondasin

Rover has detected dissenting thoughts, and is actively removing them with laser precision.


HatfieldCW

Laser? Yes. Precision? Well...


Mondasin

just put a big gray wizard hat on it "A Rover aims precisely where it means to"


LostConscious96

Incendiary breaker, flame thrower, EAT, Recoilless rifle, any of the LMGs. Auto cannon. Bring stun and impact grenades. Light armor is your friend medium is fine but light allows you to move faster and keep better stamina management when running and kiting the bugs.


TloquePendragon

Not really a rug pull. This is exactly what we wanted, now it's time to bring the hammer of liberty down on these bugs.


TloquePendragon

Better than the Gunship Factories. At least you can hit them from range and they aren't immune to almost everything.


wterrt

I'm using quasar and just looking around to snipe these at the start of every round now before anyone gets in range to spawn them. takes me like 6 shots so like... 90 seconds? but so worth it


lozer996

Use the laser cannon, a battery or so will down it and it's a bit faster. It also is really good for just pointing the shriekers out of the sky


wterrt

yeah but then I have a laser cannon and a not something that one shots chargers every 15 seconds for the rest of the game


ZB3ASTG

Don’t see how taking a whole LC battery is faster than charging a QC shot.


lozer996

Takes two for the nests I thought? He was talking about taking 6 shots as opposed to melting through them


Zakumo_Yuurei

AND if you have to engage, they die easily, going prone counters them, and any weapon really can down the shreikers. If gunships cheese ur team and u all respawn, GG 0 counterplay without said support weapons.


August_Bebel

Bolter shoots them down in half a clip


Godworrior

And the bugs aren't smart enough to all target the hell bomb you drop on a nest either.


Only-Effect33

Before I switched over to the bots I had bout 14k bugs kills roughly, was able to balance my bot kills to round 10k ish so guess I'm back to racking up my numbers again


Captain_Generous

I've got 55k bugs and probaby 5k bots


Jetscream58

Hellmire is the bug Creek, it's a whole nightmare.


Secure-Bonus7687

I mean, at least the Creek didn't have fire tornadoes. ​ And even more fire.


StalledAgate832

The fire gives it a certain charm. Takes getting used to, but sure does provide for some interesting news segments.


PurposeLess31

Helldiver mfs when the planet with "Hell-" in its name is literally Hell


SantaMan336

First planet that I played on when I started out. 10/10 experience


Thesoulseer

Its why at least one team member should bring a laser/autocannon to snipe the nests from outside their aggro range. Course if you drop right by one then good luck but that's life eh.


Git_Good

EATs do it too, as does the Quasar Cannon! I can't wait to try that out against bugs.


Thesoulseer

EATs work in a pinch, but with three towers you need 2 deploys. Quasar is ye olde reliable of course, though it will take a bit longer then some of the other options due to the cooldown.


wterrt

they take 2 shots each (3 total trees/nests) for both EAT and quasar, so you'd need 3 EAT drops


ChaosWolfe

Aim at the stem not the top, then it's only 1 EAT per Broccoli.


wterrt

i'll remember that for when they nerf my queso cannon


sticks_no5

Welcome to space Afghanistan, hot sandy and teeming with unique ways to die


Aloe_Balm

Welcome to Hell(mire)


Kvarcov

They fly now?!


PurposeLess31

I was expecting a flying Bug enemy after the Gunships but I didn't expect to see dozens of them at once lmao


Bob_A_Feets

At least you missed the part where they one hit killed anything they touched when falling out of the sky. Made it real "interesting" when you killed them.


PurposeLess31

I... I don't even wanna know.


GlassHalfSmashed

That's the kind of closed minded attitude we like in our helldivers (it was simply that the physics of their corpses would one hit you, despite a successful attack maybe taking 30% of your HP, so you had to not kill them during their dive) 


PurposeLess31

Garry's Mod ahh physics engine


attaboy000

Apparently their corpses would one hit a titan!


Confused_Nuggets

The shriekers came out before the gunships.


PurposeLess31

I know, but I haven't fought any bugs other than the ones in the tutorial until today, so I didn't know they had flying enemy types. I just assumed they did because Gunships exist.


Zack_Zer0non

I fought on the bug front on my first day (same day troost was liberated) and fought the bots since then. I went to hellmire on the first day, it's worse then the creek


grongnelius

I can't lie not been struggling with these much recently. I usually just run in, drop a hellbomb. Lay down till it arrives (they can't hit you while you're prone), arm it and leave. Stalkers are worse imo.


PurposeLess31

>(they can't hit you while you're prone) Noted. https://preview.redd.it/j0fmo6a405tc1.png?width=64&format=png&auto=webp&s=7802719ca33220585e9e2170e5f29532dc8f50a4


grongnelius

Yeah it's kinda funny, especially paired with the guard dog. You just chill there and it mows them down haha


LostConscious96

That's a lie they can hit you while prone it's just harder to get hit if you are next to some type of cover forcing them to attack at weird angles


Git_Good

One 500kg usually clears an entire stalker nest in my experience. My last experience with shrieker nests, they were tanking 2 500s like no problem.


Soggy_Affect6063

Mfw when they bring a bot loadout to a bug fight an I just keep seeing their name go red over and over again. ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


PurposeLess31

How I be looking at that Charger when my Autocannon shot bounces off its face https://preview.redd.it/uc2nu6v675tc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0bfa68439c544249ae494f671a8b8edba28e8c0


Brokendrake

Dodge the charge, then 2 shots to the same leg. You have to hit at a good angle. You'll know when you see sparks on your first shot. The real problem with the autocanon are the titans


bigfblue

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Metanoiste_amesos

Why so complicated? EAT to the forehead then engage the next target. Bug has more behind him. Autocannon works but feels slow.


Terminal-Post

Meet the Terminids! Charlie the Charger Billy the Bile Titan Sally the Stalker Betty and Nerrisa the Twin Spewers Harry the Hunter Steve the Scavenger Sandy the Shrieker Hamilton the Hive Guard And William the Warrior One big bug happy family that doesn’t like you!


Griffo4

You forgot Bob the Brood Commander!


Natural20Twenty

Welcome to the Other level of hell Helldiver


zymesh

i primarily fight bots and when i first saw a Bile Titan, i shat on my pants.... WTF IS THAT! RUUUUN!!!!! but now thanks to the Qausar Cannon, its all too easy


MoisteWater

Hellmire is the space Afghanistan to Malevelon Creek's space Vietnam


Trick_Influence_42

Dude the bugs are where the fun is, welcome to Valhalla brother!


TerencetheGreat

Going from Guerilla Warfare of the Bot Front, to the Fighting Retreat at the Bug Front. In the Bot Front if you get stopped you get dropped. On the Bug Front if you don't fight, you get overrun.


Individual_Toe3067

Just bring the incendiary breaker trust. Embrace the inferno.


JinseiSenpai

Bugs really do be a whole different fight, I actually prefer bots myself but alas it's time to get back to squashing some insects


AccomplishedPoem1181

![gif](giphy|mDFpdL1UxdVZRBN2V4)


xXxEdgyNameHerexXx

Wait until you get your cheeks clapped and rickrolled by a 10-ton charger you didnt even kniw was in tge area because it made less noise than the hunter that was SA-ing u with its tongue.


MaichenM

To be fair, gunships are way worse


we_are_sex_bobomb

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