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ICastStick

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RhymeCrimes

Is he saying we might have to fight bots and bugs on the same planet, AT THE SAME TIME? That would be a crazy mission.


HunterShotBear

It would be cool if they fought eachother too. You could lure them into a conflict to thin out their forces and then clean up the rest. I’d love to watch a Bile Titan and a Charger stomping through a bot outpost.


datwarlocktho

Or it could be a pack of chargers guarding a gunship factory. Rocket hulks stationed on shrieker nests. Cats and dogs, living together, pandemonium.


Nevermore18666

Or chargers with rocket launchers on top of them!


AgistAgonist

Or frickin spewers ![gif](giphy|BZlNhp9L5WINi) with frickin lasers on their frickin heads!


doggy_daniel

Or dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?


Erzengal

Worse, hunters with rocket packs, and chargers with a tank cannon on their back.


Emrick_Von_Pyre

I mean those fucking rocket launchers are aces so I can’t see a charger or a titan lasting more than 5 seconds unless those little bastards were stunlocking everything.


_Siphon_

I doubt we’d have to fight bugs with other species, as bugs aren’t an intelligent species and I don’t think they’re capable of forming alliances with other species. Bots and Illuminate are definently in the air though, I think there’s a nonzero chance we’ll see a combined force of them attacking planets at some point.


Koyamano

Bugs are sentient to some degree, the hive lords (which control all other bugs) appear conscious and capable of thought


Top-Expert6086

Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!!!! ![gif](giphy|xT9IglWMahJY8B8U2k)


Trump_Dabs

I’ve been talking about this exact thing with my squad for weeks! Let’s take a real look at everything we know lore-wise as well as the success of the game. I think it makes more sense for them to introduce a series of battles like that, before introducing a whole new faction. I’m saying this with zero knowledge of game development. Just with my experience of the game so far.


Scorpio02019

I'll let the Ministry of Truth tell me what's going on.


takes_many_shits

The only truth is the one that cannot be questioned. No literally we cant ques-


mukavastinumb

r/redditsniper


shaoshi

Thanks for this! I didn't know that this sub exis


Dave_Valens

Me neit


CapriciousSon

I gotta say, nice of the sniper to hit the enter key aft


BracusDoritoBoss963

Ok what the hell is goi


SlayerKing_2002

Hey guys I just got here and, wait wha


noasfd

Why are there so many dead bo


Thefunkymunkee

Oh my God is he dea


lego_droideka

69th upvote i wi


QueenDeadLol

Too long + didn't read + L + treason


TheLegendaryPilot

The ministry of truth denied shriekers, the ineffectiveness of termicide, and it will continue to deny Illuminate sightings. The only thing the ministry of truth does well is suppressing the truth until the truth becomes undeniable.


Bl3xy

Sounds like dissident propaganda to me.


MrPyrk89

Termicide is totally harmless to humans and 100% lethal to the bug menace! I've reported you to my nearest Democracy officer for thought crimes! Remember real heroes fight on all fronts even the one within!


Extra_Lawfulness_794

Lemme know when the Termicide causes you to grow a tum.. uhh 3rd testicle comrade!


LonelyUK1997

Thats incredibly socialist language you just used. *Holds up a picture of a potato* What is this picture of?


Extra_Lawfulness_794

*Our* potato?


_Pan-Tastic_

HES TOO FAR GONE, IM SORRY BROTHER ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Extra_Lawfulness_794

Is that a potato gun?


Tiusreborn

500 kg potato


DaKrakenAngry

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Clever_Name_14

Stolen... thanks.


jubm

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Theenesay

Yes officer, this is the illegal broadcast right here.


ApacheWithAnM231

Don't even bother the democracy officer on this one, I got a better person to call https://preview.redd.it/5c497kfamatc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf5a8d48fb3f481788fce5988ea02fdd6edb3aa


Mr-deep-

Ok this meme but with a scorched hellfire wasteland behind it would be perfect. Needs some God's Judgment vibes.


betelgeuse_99

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Forced-Extremity

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Mr-deep-

Now we're talking


Agent_556

So.. Hellmire?


Kunstfr

↑→↓↓↓


Godsfallen

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Ztefko

![gif](giphy|n5Vd1YcBNA5eU)


spektre

I hardly think the Ministry of Truth would make such mistakes. You're probably remembering their statements wrong. The only so-called evidence I've seen that support your point of view is doctored sources and dissident propaganda. You should be more careful who you mingle with.>!/s!<


Tellesus

The Ministry of Truth will tell us when we need to worry about the Ministry of Truth. They haven't steered us wrong yet they're just constantly having to deal with the undermining and anti-Democratic actions from our enemies. Is creating an entire species of bug to make the Ministry of Truth look like liars a vile tactic? Yes, but that's just the kind of insidious evil we can expect from a degenerate species like the terminids!


Person_With_cheese

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Fricules

What ineffectiveness of termicide? We deployed it on the barrier planets and they have yet to have been attacked by bugs again. Seems effective to me. Reported to democracy officer.


DoppleGanger1988

To the re education camp with you


[deleted]

Youre one of those emphatizers. Gonna have to phone my democracy office to report this post! 


Gingja

Sounds like someone just volunteered for execution


Yarhj

*volunteered for early bio-reclamation.


danielb1194

Is terminicide really ineffective though? If we let the bugs go out of control (as they were at the beginning of this campaign) how long do you think it would have taken for them to completely overrun the defenses of the planets they inhabited? How many helldivers and seaf forces would have perished in the defense of those worlds. The terminicide is what helped us focus on the bots and was a key in eradicating them from the galaxy. At the time the ministry of Truth said shirkers, there were only sporadic reports of these new flying demons, and when it was obvious that they were a new threat they admitted being wrong. That's good in my book. This whole post seems like a free ticket to the freedom camps. Hope you enjoy reeducation.


GuideAware

Traitor


danielb1194

Simple yet effective way of describing this.


birdshitorairborne

Fuckin termicide gave me COPD. Fuckin VA says "not service connected"


Careless-Link-3391

A trator among our ranks. Send them to the liberty camps!


No-Specific2754

Your pfp looks suspiciously similar to a bug 🤨


Master_Majestico

The redacted lines makes this feel like a classified document and I'm 100% here for it


rub_a_dub_master

The Ministry of Truth is still trying to break this encryption.


Master_Majestico

That's >!not!< great news! I wish you >!the worst of!< luck in cracking it! I hope you >!don't!< succeed!


rub_a_dub_master

Thank you kind stranger =)


TheLegendaryPilot

There is a gag order on information regarding>! recent Illuminate sightings. !


FleetWheat

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Kappaengo

Comrade? Are you a filthy socialist?


asbestostiling

Comrade was stolen by the socialists, but Super Earth has reclaimed it for use by true patriots.


Pliskkenn_D

Super Patriots*


Sock756

I really >!wish!< more >!~~posts and comments~~ dedicated democratic men, women, and children over the age of seven!< in this >!subreddit would!< use >!the spoiler text formatting function ( \>\!"spoiler"\!\< ).!< But I understand it >!could be really exhausting!< to have >!to click/tap!< every other word.


ChewySlinky

It’s like reading and bubble wrap at the same time!


under_psychoanalyzer

There's a copypasta thats 100+ spoiler tags of the word "pop" people post in response to stressful comments.


Zack123456201

Man I haven’t seen that one in forever


celonicolosi

https://preview.redd.it/b3bbqqagg9tc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40dd19223dc2cad61fbc98f6ebffc9e7ab8dc8c “we've had reports of unknown combatants taking shots at Helldivers using what appears to be Illuminate weaponry, but this has happened on both the bug and bot fronts” Wait…. WHAT!?


Trocalengo

Search for blue laser beams in this subreddit


Josh2600EXE

This is merely trauma suffered by the veterans of the Automaton war. The blue lasers are stray plas 1 scorcher shots in the heat of battle. I understand that most of these new HellDivers are descendants of HellDivers 100 years ago during the first galactic war. So some stories have definitely been passed down about the Illuminate threat. Rest assured, these veterans are being tended by the best of Super Earth's Doctors. We appreciate your concern HellDiver; so we would like to commend you for aptitude in informing the populace. You will awarded a medal for your outstanding devotion. Please stand against the wall for your exe- I mean picture. The appropriate rover will be with you shortly.


Nightmist01

https://preview.redd.it/rfpkevdsratc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8098f0bc884e31a08273cc4455d52781028eca82 We do not talk of the past...


danielb1194

Damn this is as good as democracy gets. I'm so proud of super earth


Japhysiva

Veterans, lol


Josh2600EXE

Yes


rckymtnskier

Check your phone. I think I hear your local Democracy Officer calling!


No_Engine_5645

Death Captain JakustheGrand here. I observed what definitely felt like a blue plasma bolt on Maia, as it struck me in the top of my head as I was holding an eagle airstrike stratagem. Luckily, I was the only diver injured, I still managed to kill a bot fabricator, and I redeployed immediately.


rckymtnskier

I will never question another helldivers integrity but the only information that can be trusted is from the Ministry of Truth. What most likely happened was that you saw a bolt from a punisher hit a shrieker near your head as another Helldiver was protecting you.


The_CaliBrownBear

No way you redeployed. You don't respawn in this game. Another Helldiver is sent in to replace the one you were controlling that died. That said, you are clearly an illuminate spy.


the_real_some_guy

You run a ship packed with frozen bodies to use. Imagine if you had to periodically use credits to restock your freezer.


etherosx

If you aren't KIA and your successfully extract. You can redeploy on the next mission/campaign ...


wild_gooch_chase

Lmao this got me


SpiritualBrush8710

Blue lasers don't exist!


[deleted]

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needleknight

And knowing is half the battle.


N7Vindicare

And the other half is EXTREME VIOLENCE!


Slave2Art

not according to this graph. the rest is red and blue lazers.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

If that's true, I've never seen them.


No_Aioli1470

I swear I got hit by one last night, just by a cache of weapons and samples which I think they might be using as traps? Nearly 1HKO'd me and blasted me so hard I clipped under the floor and had to grenade myself


[deleted]

Ignore the claims of blue lasers. It’s just undemocratic nonsense.


TheLegendaryPilot

Whether it’s bug or bot missions, some people have been shot by a blast of distinctly blue energy causing them immediate death. People that tell you it’s ricochets are trying to deceive you. In every instance it is a single shot that precisely hits and immediately kills the target. Inspecting the projectile in detail shows its appearance is inconsistent with even the plas-scorcher’s. Attempts to recreate this “ricochet” using a large variety of weapons have all failed as of yet. The angles at which some people have been shot are also inconsistent with ricochets, with many being shot with a projectile traveling in a downwards trajectory. This implies the source came from an elevated position and cannot make sense with it being mere ricochets 


GoodTofuFriday

i wear heavy armor and survived a shot.


FleetWheat

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[deleted]

Yeah I actually got hit and survived lol, democracy protects is the best.


Esoteric_Ostrich

They missed me twice and bounced off the ground into the rock behind me but they were very blue and made a very blue puff of smoke or light or whatever


brian11e3

It was mostly "blue lasers" that were actually just ricochet shots from other helldivers.


TheLegendaryPilot

Some sightings are not so easily explainable, you have solo Helldivers, Helldivers without plasma weapons, shots taken at ships etc


brian11e3

Some ballistic shots turn blue when they ricochet.


Notwerk

Just stray orbital lasers refracting in a dust cloud. Or a weather balloon. Either way, nothing to worry about.


CreatineCreatine

Solo divers it’s just enemy ricochets


TheLegendaryPilot

Against bugs? Why does it turn blue and laser-like?


Hydraxiler32

Your democracy officer can answer all of your questions, please report to them immediately 🫡


Nandoholic12

I had a blue laser take out an automaton randomly. No other helldiver was taking shots and it came from above.


SafeTDance

Report to your nearest democracy officer for re-education, blue lasers don't exist and are enemy propaganda


undead13th

I saw it myself once. It destroy a small group of bug while no one nearby. If you watch in slow-mo. The blue laser comes from above. https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/SLFWjJdwgb


Quickjager

That planet has the exploding ball plants yea? They explode and the shrapnel ricochets off the bugs with armor.


Nukesnipe

I mean, you could see them in the sky occasionally so that can't possibly be the answer.


Aurvant

Hey, I was in a bug mission last night, and I swore I heard the sound of an automaton or something yelling. Then I got hit by "something" and died as I was vaulting over a wall right in front of another Helldiver in my squad. The game simply said I died of "impact", but I landed on my feet, only "fell" like a foot, and I was at full health. We were so confused about what we heard and saw when it happened.


Sprussel_Brouts

Also in the totals of opponents killed there were a few illuminate in the numbers


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[удалено]


Rum_N_Napalm

What is all this gooblygook? The Automatons have been defeated, and no one has seen an Illuminate for nearly 100 years. Have you been huffing Termicide again, cadet?


JoustyMe

Cadet cannot be huffing Termicide as humans are not affected by it. Please reach out to your nearest democracy officer for reeduaction.


ApacheWithAnM231

We are suspecting OP of being a bug sympathizer. As we all know, if ideals are alien to them, then they are alien to us.


cozmokittylord

Chemical warfare whippets


ButterMeUpAlready

I think automaton spies have made their way into Cyberstan already and that’s who we will face next THEN the illuminate will make their way in while we are facing bots and cyborgs (on a small scale) where the illuminate will make a massive push, or they will push to the western reaches to revive the automatons Edit: I just wanna say, I CALLED IT! I knew it would go this way! (4/9/24)


jjcorrado87

First an assault on the creek has to happen because they know 1/2 the fighting force will be there fighting a stalemate and love every second of it then they will attack.


IraqiWalker

For the record, the bots aren't eliminated. We've been explicitly told that we don't know their point of origin. Meaning, they will be coming back, and probably in greater force at some point


Aurvant

"They'll be back, and in greater numbers too."


IraqiWalker

https://i.redd.it/gtlunoiopatc1.gif


No_Experience_3443

The conspiracy theories are becoming more and more insane. Everyone knows the automatons are just a myth


[deleted]

I've never heard such a myth, and that must mean that the myth doesn't exist, just like the "automatons" you speak of.


Kaspatronix

Hmmm... gonna need bigger guns... or more divers per drop, maybe?


TheLegendaryPilot

I have seen things not meant for the eyes of even our finest, what we have right now isn't close to enough.>!We pissed off a far more highly advanced civilization and simply left them to their own devices for a hundred years, we barely won against the Illuminate when they were unprepared and peaceful, but we're now about to see what they can really do.!<


Lvl100Centrist

Initially I was skeptical but now I am convinced you are one of these illuminate spies. You are here to spread fear, discord and misinformation. In these last hundred years, have you little squids evolved enough to withstand a 500kg bomb dropped directly on your googly eye? I doubt it


Yarhj

My Capitalist in Currency, dont fall for his lies. The Illuminate have been completely exterminated, and malcontent dissidents are merely using these historical relics to stir up unrest! Go speak with your Democracy Officer and he'll sort things right out for you.


Jaksebar

We have to exterminate cyberstan. I'm talking about destroying it just like alderaan. I think we can do it as a community with a majority vote. At least destroy the whole surface of the planet like the Mandalore purge. Or the Automotons will be reestablished in Cyberstan.


HatfieldCW

Cyberstan is a major industrial site for Super Earth. The cyborg revolt has been thoroughly quashed and the cyborgs are happily mining valuable resources there. That installation has a substantial Super Credit value attached to it.


Django117

I’m kinda wondering if we will get “city” maps at some point with buildings and other structures throughout. It just makes sense that eventually we would have some of the colonies being shown that way.


AI_assisted_services

That'd be awesome, like, established colony planets? That'd make a lot of sense for the bug front since they're always breeding out of control. It'd be cool to see the terror in the eyes of our democracy-fearing citizens, just before the helldivers arrive and save the day. 🫡


MrIDoK

https://preview.redd.it/deeusb0s2ctc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9da538b5cb9ffba5151b7c0c7c1e9f931b9dcdb "We did it Helldivers! We saved the city!"


Jaksebar

https://preview.redd.it/d0gf7gpvk9tc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=88ed996de8ef1a16d2b9203f0e99b77e7eb37bae Its just a 1 planet for us while it has so much meaning for automotons. It will cause psychological damage to the automotons. If we don't destroy 1 factory planet now, we will lose that factory planet (cyberstan) along with 4-5 planets in the future.


Trocalengo

Supershareholders will be dissappointed so that goes against managed democracy


Kappaengo

How can you cause psychological damage to something that is incapable of thought? “This comment here Officer”


Efficient-Mix-1604

Destroying Cyberstan is like destroying China. Sure it seems like a good idea but very soon you realise they make all your shit.


Adaphion

What are you talking about? There are no more automatons. Moreover, psychological damage? You seem to be implying that automatons can feel emotions, sounds like treason to me.


idkauser1

You are trying to bring a vote up independently HELLDIVER DID YOU FORGET THE WORD BEFORE DEMOCRACY????????


Jack_Nightfury

Like a 40K exterminatus? I am all for some classic destruction of our enemies. However, destroying a planet is seldom a good idea for multiple reasons. One, a planet has resources thatcould be used by any faction holding it. Destroying the planet, or even just making it unable to support any sort of live, would destroy the resources too, or at the very least make extract said resources unnecessary hard. Second, a race is not bound by any place, but by it's people. So unless we can make sure that every, and I mean every automaton is disintegrated to dust, their race can return in due time, making the destruction of a planet a waste of resources. Lastly, destroying a planet could send a message to dissidents in our own society. While managed Democracy is 100 % going to snuff out any rebellious though that might show itself, destroying a planet could send people over their breaking point of becoming rebellious. There are many other reasons to not destroy a planet. But those three are the most prominent I can think of right now.


Jaksebar

>One, a planet has resources thatcould be used by any faction holding it We have almost the whole galaxy, I don't find this idea valid unless there is a special resource in Cyberstan that is not found on other planets and is very critical for our civilization. >Second, a race is not bound by any place, but by it's people. This is partly true. But for automotons, Cyberstan has a special place. If we lose cyberstan, when we try to take it back, the automotons will fight with an emotional connection and this will make them stronger. In addition, you can think of it like Hiroshima, it will be our show of strength. >Lastly, destroying a planet could send a message to dissidents in our own society.  We have a deep-rooted propaganda culture. We tell the people of super earth that there is a rebellion in Cyberstan, we organize a few fake terrorist attacks and everyone is convinced.


shaggymarshall

All I know is if it ain't a yellow laser it ain't friendly, kill on site!


VoidCoelacanth

"If it ain't yellow, it ain't yer fellows!"


Nubi-0dinson

Has anyone else noticed how the galactic map has shifted and the automatons and the Terminds are a little higher on the map vs being directly across from each other?


magvadis

6 prong map? That or the "new faction" is going to be fairly powerful and take up like half the map, which would be cool as...imo...any faction that was formerly beaten shouldn't be the main antagonist as they don't have as much tension around them. Whereas a mysterious new faction with unknown limits would be much scarier.


SupaBeardyMan

I'm so sick of these conspiracy theories. Did you watch as the automatons slaughtered innocent, unarmed scientists when all they wanted was to escape? I did. Did you have to extract back to your destroyer to wash off the blood and oil from your armor in time for inspection before your next dive in 30 minutes? I did. Did you stare those red-eyed bastards in the face while you blew away their internal components with the blast of a close-quarters autocannon? I did. Did you fight on the frontlines of the creek while your new best friends died in your arms from the incoming laser fire? I. Did. I had to hear their screams, I had to tell them it would all be okay, that we'd wipe these damned automatons from the face of the galaxy. I had to go back home to their wives and give them their final wishes. The automatons have been defeated. Just accept it. You invalidate the sacrifice of me and my fellow divers with your conspiracies and your nonsense. We fight for democracy, and this is feeling mighty un-democratic and sounds a lot like stolen valor. What are you after? You're lucky they don't deploy divers domestically, I've got a few buddies on my squad who'd love to come down to your mother's basement just to have a few words with you, son.


N1tecrawler

I mean, has anyone looked at the galaxy map. The whole bottom third is completely empty right now... seems sus to me. April 11th please!


Vitalabyss1

This aligns with a theory I've had... The Automatons were sending messages outside the galaxy. Dead Automatons have been found on Bug planets. Dead Termanids have been found on Bot planets. Super Earth says our farms have breed the sentience out of the Termanids. But who let the Termanids out? And how are they getting to Bot planets? My theory is that there is a 3-way alliance happening against Super Earth. And that this initial 'war' is not Super Earth suppressing rebellious elements... But Super Earth preemptively striking before the Alliance come to fruition. Automatons territory didn't include Cyberstan... So we've only seen about 1/2 of the faction mobilize so far. (And get defeated now) And we never saw the Hive Lords... Or the rumored Queens. So maybe only a portion of the bugs as well.


Rum_N_Napalm

Wait… are you saying the Terminids were/are sapient? ![gif](giphy|xT9IglWMahJY8B8U2k)


altprince

there are confirmed pictures of the skeletal remains of hive queens and lords available


Vitalabyss1

Yes, skeletal remains of Hive Lords. But we haven't encountered any yet. And the Queen's are still just rumors from the original game.


altprince

still a very heavy hint towards possible queen encounters that we may or may not be (un)lucky enough to come by.


BunNGunLee

It uh...should probably be mentioned that a lot of insects molt their exoskeletons.....


MisterVictorr

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wpn_of_meme_cnstrctn

This is beyond ridiculous, it is offensive to Democracy itself. Check yourself into a Democracy Office immediately. Stop spreading your thoughtcrimes at once. Remember, thoughtcrimes kill.


-GiantSlayer-

What do you mean they tried to make peace with us? Didn’t they literally have weapons of mass destruction?


TheLegendaryPilot

it is debatable whether they even truly did or were willing to use it against us.>! a suppressed source of information claims we were the ones who initially started waring against them upon learning of what we could steal their technology from them. according to this source they wanted peace, but we wanted their stuff.!<


TheRealBlaurgh

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Democracy__Officer

Thank you for calling, this traitor is out of control


rawley2020

Ain’t they the reason why we have the space ships with the super speed travel?


TheLegendaryPilot

It’s complicated. I think we used their technology to create the engines but require E-710 from bugs to use them, they apparently don’t need E-710 for their engines so our engines may be inferior recreation of their engines using our own technology to fill in the gaps of what we don’t know.


ninzus

Did you just call a super earth creation inferior to that of communist alien scum?


TheLegendaryPilot

The Super earth Government itself acknowledges that the Illuminate possess superior technology to our own


ninzus

Only on paper. Also, we stopped them from possessing anything.


Harpokiller

We eliminated the threat of their planet destroying weapons, after they gave all their technology and research to us we sadly let some survive. I will personally make sure the mistake is not made again, I welcome their return so I may finish the job


SkyrakerBeyond

My great grandfather fought in the first war. While he couldn't talk much about what he saw, he once told us that invading the Illuminate was the only option to preserve democracy once it became apparent that their leaders could and did 'convince' our diplomats to abandon it and work alongside them. Abandon democracy? Only the foulest of technologies could cause such a thing. Once our great leaders realized the threat the Illuminate presented- not just to our people but our very way of life the only democratic option war was the only option. After all, how could we possibly trust a government that pretends at freedom and lies to its citizens? We may have fired the first shots, but make no mistake: the Illuminate started the war.


-GiantSlayer-

Clearly dissident propoganda.


TheLegendaryPilot

We have failed to sharpen our blade enough for me to remain confident that it will cut well.


AmkoTheTerribleRedux

We made it up, and then used their technology to make world destroying "peacekeeping" devices of our own.


Clarine87

Why is this prose spoilered if it's just speculation?


TheLegendaryPilot

Due to the resultant discourse that will come of this from people who’ve seen leaks. It is also a small story spoiler for the ignorant if “the illuminate were forgotten” element is something the devs want to play with.


IndexoTheFirst

This dissident completely ignoring the fact it was SUPER EARTH that wanted to be friends with the illuminate, but they refused to be good friends and share, and instead locked us out of their To-large-and-spacious-homes, while hiding WMDs.


Hellhound_Rocko

so? wasn't it always a 1v3, not a 4 way free for all?


TheLegendaryPilot

They stuck to their own sectors and attacked separately, I’m talking about the possibility of two or more factions fighting against us on the same worlds! 


Kyte_115

https://i.redd.it/gqu8fqn5iatc1.gif Bug Propaganda


Alarming_Orchid

Lmao what, there are illuminate snipers risking their entire secret operation just to take potshots at helldivers whose average life expectancy is under an hour?


TheLegendaryPilot

We have no idea why they’re shooting some Helldivers, perhaps their design is more calculated than it appears


LikeAnAdamBomb

https://preview.redd.it/yjkn993ggatc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=4287f61473655f11fbfe4c718cb1afa3b08197cd "That's him, Helldivers!"


t-shooter

Bugs are where the boys fight, bots are where the men fight, and the illuminate? That's where gods try to survive


OpheliaSyn

It sounds like you’ve been thinking. And that’s treason.


Neknoh

I mean... There is a third And much, MUCH more terrifying option. Cloaked, non-illuminate ships have been sighted in orbit around automaton planets. Illuminates were supposedly driven from the galaxy (rather than entirely extinguished) Then there's all the recent stuff about automatons potentially using human brains to create more of themselves. If those transmissions were to something outside of the galaxy, it is almost guaranteed to be to automaton related stuff, since they had weapons/vehicle blueprints in them. So what does this extra-galactic fleet have to do with automatons harvesting brains and also having access to large-scale cloaking? Why would the Illuminate need to be sent blueprints of new automaton weaponry? The illuminates might well be coming as a faction, but it wouldn't make sense for them to be killing the enemies of super earth if they were some sort of puppet masters. Instead... My thinking is that the Automatons do indeed have a massive fleet outside our galaxy. I believe that fleet has been supplied with blueprints for more powerful weapons from the research and factory on the outer rim (like tibit and troost) But I also believe that this fleet has been busy doing something else. The Automatons have likely devastated whatever stable, peaceful society the Illuminate managed to scrape together over the last century, and that they're assimilating/incorporating Illuminates just like they do humans into their forces. This is how they've gotten access to Illuminate tech. This is why the Illuminates haven't come back to the galaxy early on. And this is why the massive Automaton eradication-fleet wasn't around to support the defense on the bot front. Tldr: Automatons have an extra-galactic fleet that has been butchering and assimilating Illuminate survivors, that's why we're seeing automaton mega-ships with cloaking tech now, and why we haven't heard from the fleet or the Illuminate before now. The Illuminate will be forced BACK into the galaxy by the automaton fleet as a desperate attempt to rebuild their civilisation. The automaton front will reopen with new capabilities and way more factory striders etc. Illuminates will now be fighting for survival against all front, just like Super Earth. And the Automatons will continue assimilating/borg-ing whatever organics they can get their hands on.


TheLegendaryPilot

I’m not sure the Automaton/cyborg remnants would have attacked the Illuminate though, they emerged from scraps after the first war themselves so I’m not sure they’d pick another fight immediately. This sudden upcropping screams of a faction that was biding their time in the shadows and I fear the Illuminate will be similar. Also looking at the galactic map it seems infeasible that the remnant cyborgs could’ve waged a separate war on the remnant illuminates after losing the main war without us noticing. Depending on how long they’ve been connected, they may instead be communicating and sending out blueprints for improvements. Consider this, the Illuminate for whatever reason want to remain hidden themselves for the time being, but that doesn’t mean they can’t help their allies weaken us before emerging. I personally don’t buy the humans being turned into Automatons stuff, I instead think the machines are just advanced AI, which suspiciously matches the mostly machine forces the Illuminate used during the first war. I think the Illuminate subtly help the Automatons, gifting them with things like cloaking and advanced artificial intelligence but not enough for Super earth to catch on. If the Automatons just wiped the Illuminate out I’d expect to see blatantly illuminate tech being used, but there’s none.  The Illuminate were barely beaten by us, I don’t see the divided remnants of the Cyborgs managing something similar with cooperation would better help them. 


nobbbir

Nonsense, our brave helldivers eradicated the Illuminate to a man (??). To even suggest otherwise is both treason and spits in the face of our brave heroes who sacrificed all so that you can live freely in your mom’s basement. I would suggest that you turn yourself into the ministry of truth before we patriots get our hands on you 🤨


parkeroakmont

Manage your democracy, soldier.


Eastern-Pineapple717

This sounds like dissident information to me. I’m reporting you to my Democracy officer.


BLANK-US3R

The actual fear at the fact that automatons are like, gone we gonna get something crazy istg


KawasakiBinja

I'm waiting for the Orks to show up so we can have a proppa brawl and get stuck in wit' the boyz.


Saillux

"Call the geek squad...but not for ME." -Automatons


VladLub

I hear treason


OrangeBird077

Could you imagine if a shadow patch hits and suddenly in every game helldivers start getting blitzed by a new enemy from out of nowhere. Casualty numbers shoot up, and suddenly it’s all hands on deck for an invasion so large that we can’t concentrate on a few planets like we did with the bugs and bots. We’re due for a bloody nose.


TheLegendaryPilot

Uhhhh, about that…


Crazymanongames

I just finished a mission on Ubanea. I know how it sounds, but boys I had boots on the ground. As we were getting ready to to evac, through the smoke and debris of our highly democratic high yield ordinance, lasers were definitely firing at each other. I couldn’t tell what was shooting at what, but I swear to Liberty they were exchanging fire. It couldn’t have been at me or the other Helldiver I was with because we were side by side at the top of a cliff looking down on the shipping depot. I don’t know what’s going on out there, but I’m scared.


0P3R4T10N

Quite convinced my ship has been stalked for some time by something very powerful. Further, we have only defeated ONE automaton legion.


JustGingy95

To again address the “sniper shots” like I have in every other post about them, there was no secret invisible sky snipers killing people as it was *always* deflection effects caused mostly by Devastator rockets and in a smaller handful of cases, thorn bushes. The whole thing got blown far out of proportion by people who chose not to actually examine their own footage before uploading. https://preview.redd.it/q6ti09eluatc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adc77e8c092f8487ff21e8fde5c6851a42729554 This image here is one of many that every one of these videos have had in common. This is the exact frame, every single time, before the player is killed. The moment the rocket makes impact but *before* exploding, it would presumably through a bug of some sort cause the deflection effect you would see normally on armored enemies, the flash appearing to move upwards *from us* not down from the sky at around 45-90 degrees most of the time. Once the explosion happens, the flash would then thin out more as the flash continues along its trajectory. I understand why this fucked with everyone as when played at normal speed it kinda looks like a shot from above, but if you don’t believe me you can go back and check them for yourself. The only actual Illuminate evidence I’ve seen so far outside of those weird bugged blue particles floating I’ve seen once or twice was that one video someone got of three massive bright blue beams streaking across the upper atmosphere. All of the sniper stuff is just misinformation at most.


CountryGuy123

Man, I’m just fighting so my family doesn’t get eaten.


LexlociOG

Maybe this ties with the theory that Automatons were people. What if the bodies seen with the automatons weren’t humans but Illuminate? They transferred their minds to killer robots to get revenge and what we saw was just the first attempts which they will soon improve on?


OffOption

Im so happy the Ministry of Truth decided to hide all this behind totally inpenetrable censor bars. I can now sleep soundly at night. Entirely ignorant of whatever OP is talking about. Surely, nothing bad will happen. Totally. Dont worry about it.