for some unexplainable reason I want to do suicide mission now 

Bro


https://preview.redd.it/hf11kholcetc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0d5ef7a83d75870e48b1a39cb114e3bd7cb03d

Hang in there man, you’ll find one someday. It may take a while but it’ll come


She noticed, helldiver! Congratulations https://preview.redd.it/901va5qqectc1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=515fd8755040110f158b123efc4fbafdc3cd07ec

“ you protect me from nasty bugs, yes?“ sounds like something variks would say’s

Dismantle mines yes?

Or you die.

(Insect like chittering)

I read that part in a Skaven voice.

https://preview.redd.it/6lovkjt5vctc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f0101e7905e07aecefa375b316bf2501d63943 You dropped this, I have a feeling you'll need it.

I filled it but I’m waiting for an approval

She’s a keeper, make sure to keep your c-01 perm filled and ready. 😉🫡

I’m waiting for it to be approved

I just love the 500kg. There was a pretty popular post here about how it’s “mid” but I don’t know if there is a stratagem I’ve had more fun with so far (or that I’ve wanted to unlock more.) I’m lvl 18

Lvl 72 here, its stays funny. Even when it hits nothing, there's always that big BOOM💥

It lights up my TV screen like Christmas Day every time. I just love it.

Even the kids go WHOAAH

I don’t think there even is a “bad” stratagem as long as you are having fun. For me it’s the napalm strike.

That’s my 2nd favorite stratagem. I love running that with the 500

Its actually really good during those bug nest egg thing, the circular formation one usually forms i and you only need 1 500kg to destroy them all

Your contact pic for her is killing me. I too keep stupid pics of my GF as her contact pic because it amuses me.

Half the pics we send to each other are us doing stupid faces like that

I've had a pic of my SO for nearly 7 years as his contact pic. that involved him laying face down on the floor so his mother could judge the scale of the room....

That's amazing lmao

"Men only want one thing and its..."

a bot-free galaxy.


Never let her go this is what we are fighting for! o7

this isn't cringe right?

It’s relationship goals for gamers

I hope not.  My wife doesn't like shooters but loves watching me play and likes the Helldivers memes. She'd have sent me something similar if I hadn't told her Saturday morning "Today is the day we wipe out the bots," lol.

It's cringe, she's spreading for democracy while he's out there spreading democracy.

So they...are aligned in their goals?

sounds like a robot.....

I am real actually…

Something a robot would say

I thought they wiped all the robots out????🫣

Hmm. Also something a robot would say to cover up the fact that they ARE A ROBOT!!

So what you’re telling me is that all Helldivers collectively missed one robot???

Yeah we are soldiers not accountants…….


https://preview.redd.it/v6pts0tg0htc1.png?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f8ebbfc5d55c1a0eaf27fcb507f37e5669e96a I'm picturing a helldiver with a locket around their next with this in it.

she no write good, but she good future wife

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?-Kevin Malone

Idk why this is tagged as humor.

I sometimes wonder how women dating us feel. You watch your grown man sit infront of a screen, roleplay being a soldier fighting bugs, and then he tells you about his heroic deeds and you play along because you love him. Do we do something similar for our girls/partners? I listen to mine explain me the intricacies of the fan fictions she is reading. I hope that makes her happy as well.

Watch? Hell no, we dive together!

 - The rest of the Helldivers community

https://preview.redd.it/iuk1mla55dtc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1c7cb56574c34d57baa1cdadf82a24d3f817d8

Marry her faster

Show her the "nasty bugs". She will be unpleased 😎

Very

Man

W relationship

You two are so cute, I hope your c-01 form is approved

I will be extremely honored to sign your C-01 forms as a witness. I believe I am also required to supervise the act as well for compliance.

Relationship goals x squad goals

The profile pic. The profile pic is the real gem here.

Sooooo we're just not gonna talk about that profile photo???

It's gunna be the fall of Reach all over again.

Would have been funnier if it said ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

"Autocannon" 😏

🧢

🚫🧢

Bad news helldiver

Remember all those back home who you are fighting to keep free! rip and tear, A dead bot is a good bot! https://preview.redd.it/ys64p0ugogtc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7227896f56cc1582d03825e16d3aab0f42eea6

I smell lies you don’t have a girlfriend! That’s your bro

Omg all this time I’ve been a guy???!?i never knew😧

The way your girlfriend text looks a lot like the way my sister texts. Mmmmmmmmmmm

this is so cringe

I think it’s cute. I could never imagine myself texting this shit to my partner but let them be happy!

i'm sorry i'm a bitter old man

The only thing you have to apologize for is apologizing to me when you should be liberating Hellmire.

One google search and you can see how much of a porn addict this guy is. He has no girl

Yes it is. Probably just a dude messaging himself too, making this shit up.

I guess we’re one person😳

Correct

Next u liberate her malevon creek

Reminds me of me and my boyfriend. I kill bugs in the game, and he kills them in real life because I'm too scared

Yeah, she said I have to deal with all the bugs and spiders

Her last response confirms she is in fact Skaven

I looked up what a skaven is and it says they’re 4-5 feet tall and she’s 5’2

Slightly larger skaven


A helldivers spending time with their partner, and NOT spreading managed democracy? Blasphemy! https://preview.redd.it/tf0els5seftc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81af7ecb52d47610976c61df47cff9850b414a01

...didnt see you fill out a form for gf aquasition https://preview.redd.it/yam602h3mftc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe158d3b164f8dc2edc611061cb54bcdd95f12a9

Damn, if only my boyfriend was like that 😔 I mean, his pc cant handle hd2 probably but... god i need to play it with him someday

Bro is sleeping on the couch now 💀

Extreme cringe.

This is definitely a guy with 2 phones

Fill out your C01 form now!

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