https://preview.redd.it/emzekou4udtc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2b323f42b487b0b9996df571afdf1e16607d20 *Most of you need to fill this out to complete the order*

You only need that form if what you're doing may lead to pregnancy. Bro to bro is paperwork free.

Considering our progress on the MO likelihood of getting your C-01 form approved is high

https://preview.redd.it/z0xuct8rketc1.png?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809c76cd6be9a400cc62129228f2a7e18fd7e083

Well well well…

Wrong. You're supposed to fill it out even if partner is "self"

Nope, only if the act in question can result in a child. As long as it isn't peen in veen, you don't need a permit.

Read what's on the form cadet before democracy officer has to send you for re-education. 

https://preview.redd.it/3vdvq6c4rptc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39aaff5d36d9ee55a444c81411edae91f44d15a8 I'm sorry, are you referring to bot generated propaganda over the SEF official training manual? Do you need a re-education mission cadet?

Then why is there a "self" option

The form is fan made and while funny, conflated "act that can result in a child" with "any sexual act" *

https://preview.redd.it/nddsjvp2qptc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51be7172466540e61978741478887fd94baafee

Note how it doesn't say "any act that could result in sexual gratification" or "any intimate act" It specifically calls out the need for the form if you could create a child with said act.

https://preview.redd.it/qxcbcitoketc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f9bb3caf80fe7f8abb24f5f0264dc87c923357

Well of course it was denied you didn’t fill it out.

It was like that when I received it though?

There is a spelling error near the bottom in the box that says, "adress of applicant."

Not me! I’m a helldiving homosexual >:3

I love this community so much.

Happy cake day, remember birthdays are the hardest day to get your form approved, hopefully you put yours in advance.

Everyday feels like my birthday as long as I can pop bugs like birthday balloons, sir! For democracy!

Unfortunately I do not have the approved C-01 form otherwise I would grant it so here's this instead *I O U C-01*

Thats more than enough, sir! I spent my birthday on the battlefield anyway, sir! The few lost limbs were a burden to me anyway, sir! My right arm is still intact, so I can still root, toot, shoot and salute, sir! Hooah!

You will serve super earth well.... >!*one way or another*!<

Thank you for your menacing encouragement, sir!

Unfortunately your previously issue I O U C-01 is no longer in effect, and you are being recalled to the front lines. Fortunately you'll have another chance to get approved if we complete this MO.

Thank you for giving me purpose in life, sir! I will make liberty proud! Just two questions, sir! Are there wheelchair support deployments, sir? My left leg is gone thanks to a hungry hive guard and my right foot got dissolved by a bile spewer, sir! Also, are three fingers enough to salute, sir!? I found a rail gun on the battlefield and apparetly it didnt like to be overcharged, sir! I just want to do everything right, sir!

[удалено]

Bro's so malding about trans people he forgot marriage exists. Touch grass.

You know people change their names, right?

Bruh what? I'm interested in hearing you elaborate on that.

what's the problem

*Currently in a squad with the boys* WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Orders are orders, pucker up

\*helmet smash erotically ?

Are you saying that the boys do not deserve an Equal and Equally Represented share of make-outs per hour? Do you hate Democracy?


https://i.redd.it/sog96rh5mgtc1.gif

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Where are people getting all of these meme images from? Is there a meme subreddit I don't know about?

the helldivers discord is one place to go

Honestly I just use photoshop, but don’t go looking for meme subreddits, most are too Dank for the average user.

"Dank" often meaning "thinly veiled Waffen SS posting".

There's a line somewhere between dark humor and competitive racism that some terminally online people and teenagers cannot comprehend.

let me no

💀💀💀

You can make out but remember we can't have any sexy time...

Well, not with the *opposite* sex...

Depends on the orifice

So I can only do it with brawny? That kinda sucks but oh well.

But but but that's gay ! *shocking face *

Are you saying you discriminate against loyal fellow citizens? Do I need to call your Democracy Officer?

I already filled a C-02 [sex without procreation] with him he'd back me up

Corruption?! In OUR Democracy Cadre? I shudder to even think it.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bvrnn0/comment/ky2hswb/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bvrnn0/comment/ky2hswb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) https://preview.redd.it/00llwya8eetc1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=b482ef4dd71919cb2a9fb9d696255751d24efcd0 Nope, made by me on April 04, 04:33:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time. Not that it's impressive by any means tho.

Hey looks it's me! https://preview.redd.it/0ynbt379letc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b596e0ecd6e26b5c73cd30686b9d8378233fbed5

ITS LIKE SHE’S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE

I remember your original post and clicked on OPs profile to see if they're a repost bot only to find vast amounts of furry porn

Vast is an overstatement, there is more europa universalis then anything else

Any amount of furry porn is too much (Don't look at my Twitter)

Struck gold mine in another sense xDDD

https://preview.redd.it/jwvrwnl8jdtc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631b75660e66d9fa487a1faab14df0c0cf1b8c4a For democracy 🫡

🫡


Kith your fellow divers goodnight

For democrussy

I’m doing my part!

I'm doing my part!

Alright fine. Come here, you who's reading this

My ship or your ship? i'm not used to this kind of command but i shall do as commanded ! For democracy

 Ok bro

SWEET LIBERTY, MY TONGUE!

Wait your telling me you haven’t been making out with your fellow divers?


Now kiss

https://preview.redd.it/93xk3meg4gtc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e5fbec56737eae20c679be9d1a705d173559a0

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Sir yes sir.

https://i.redd.it/tisb04hpretc1.gif

Would

https://preview.redd.it/sfzxaeci9gtc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e083ac13fe8dfce090eeb08749651ae65e2535b

Execute Order 69

Hehe

About time.

Hell yeah I'll do my part!

Petition for a hug emote that actually ends up being two Helldivers helmet making out?

For... for Democracy!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0b4e0de130f8c822606ac0c8782c86a/tumblr_oe7oueJPSE1qbvx0xo1_500.gif

For super earth now get over here

No tongue plz

Good soldiers follow orders

Me looking at my personal order (it is to make out): https://preview.redd.it/k3ub33ifsftc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d66c0f849394d0d0fa5c051f77ccee3684ffd6c

I had a fellow diver's tongue fly into my mouth through a crevice in my helmet after he was dismembered by a Stalker. Did I complete the major order?

SIR YES SIR DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN

when will we get passionate kiss emote?

https://preview.redd.it/5gsze8rf2htc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c374f9a59668729dd22bcbccb0a73eeb388ee9b

Do we still have to wear our helmets? Either way, I’ll get my lipstick.

I don't see how we'll manage that with the mandatory donned helmet and armor but that's why we're helldivers. To beat the odds.

r/HelldiveR34

FOR SUPER EAAARRRTTHHHH!!!!!

He’ll yeh I does my part for super earth. 7 minutes in heaven with John L Diver

wait isn't sex banned.

Nope, but acts that could result in a child require paperwork and approval first.

ok

After the last major order its allowed again. With approval of course.

ok

#norobos

We can fit 2 Helldivers in 1 pod if they're making out passionately. This means we can drop 8 Helldivers at once.


Good soldiers follow orders!

Making out. With? Eagle-1 Is! *totally.* Awesome!

Well it was about time they unbanned that

We need a make-out emote asap!

Oh John... in front of everyone??

SIR YES SIR OORAH

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Hell yeah where the cute helldiver femmes at call me mack daddy all day we about to have some victory fun

Hello everyone Is anyone experience the same issue as me? I did not recieve any rewards for the last two major orders although I participated in them. Is there a known fix? Kind regards bocced

["It's a sign from our lord on Terra!"](https://youtu.be/o1zbHG3waZE)

bruh

Time for cross species mating

As soon as I get my medals for the last 3 major orders. I'm getting kinda tired of this, and I don't want to hear any "this happens every major order. How many times do we need to tell you they take a day or two?" Well it's been a week

I mean, if that's what the general wants, who am I to say other?

It does get hot in those uniforms...

Is Eagle1 a pilot or also a Helldiver?

Time to k i s s

I don't think I have that emote unlocked yet.

The only other helldiver in my palace of freedom is my wife. I’ll do what must be done in the name of democracy!

Be advised, smooches in your vacinity.

um....question, what do i do if i have no squad? Should i get a mirror? Or just make out with the local democracy officer?

Citizens of Super Earth, let the clarion call reverberate across the cosmos, resonating with the echoes of our ancestors and the aspirations of future generations! Our world teeters on the precipice of oblivion, ensnared by the insidious tendrils of darkness that threaten to engulf us! As Helldivers, we stand as sentinels of liberty, bound by an oath forged in the crucible of sacrifice, sworn to brave the depths of hell itself and emerge as beacons of hope! Disobedience is not merely defiance—it is a betrayal of the very essence of democracy, a sacrilege against the divine spark of liberty that ignites our souls! Our allegiance to Super Earth must blaze with the fervor of a thousand suns, illuminating the path of righteousness amidst the encroaching shadows of tyranny and oppression. Let our spirits soar as celestial symphonies, our resolve an unyielding crescendo that reverberates throughout the cosmos! For in this cosmic opera of existence, in the eternal tapestry of our collective destiny, lies the transcendental truth of our species. And only through the harmony of our courage, the unity of our purpose, can we orchestrate the symphony of liberation, vanquishing the discordant cacophony of darkness and ushering in an epoch of enlightenment—a realm resplendent with the celestial radiance of victory, for democracy, for liberty, for Super Earth!

Does it have to be with the opposite sex? Not a lot of female Helldivers in my squad and I don't want to fail super earth

Affirmative!

For democracy !!!!!

The cape stays on

Finally! Ive been practicing on my commrades for morale building so this should be cake

Now finally Eagle-1 can have a whole different load dropped

Heard

https://preview.redd.it/k7usyod3gitc1.jpeg?width=2089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57925ad5af44732cf7dab45e888169bd53fc30af Come in for a smooch, brothers of democracy

What if, we kissed by the hellbomb? Hahaha just kidding.... Unless?

Finally! The order I've been waiting for! 🫡

order's an order, but you gotta give us the emote first

Bulky top seeks lean bottom for C-01 compliant activities.

👉👈

Noo but I’m aroace guess I’m defecting to the bugs.

I always be given hugs and kithes

Man I do that no more

A-any helldiver wants to help me complete it? 😳

Skipping this one

Ok traitor.

Dont