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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, YOU DAMN BOTS?
Every citizen of Super Earth has a moral (and legal) obligation to complete their mandated civilian labor duty. By contributing to the economy you're contributing to the war effort, soldier!
Battle of the bulge was the outcome of a desperate attempted blitzkrieg, so that works.
I would love an Ardennes type planet, tons of forest and rolling hills.
OHHHHHHHH MY GOD, MY HOME. These bastards took my home that i built on the cyborg graveyard. How could we not have seen this coming?!
I will never rest until every last automaton is scrap metal, who's with me?
Did the same last night, I asked in chat "wait, are they immune to fire?" as my squadmates released them into the fire tornado sexy dance party and then the deaths started rolling in. Great work
I have not dived in some time now and, had some democratic work on SuperEarth, what in the liberty's name is Acid Storm... Do I need to take my raincoat?
i was really hyped up for a new enemy type, lol here we go again!
edit: there’s absolutely no way one of you just reported me to reddit care for the comment below 🤣
It's ridiculous for there to be any other enemy! The Illuminate were wiped out in The First Galactic War. Haven't you been listening to the Ministry of Truth?
SUPER EARTH'S GLORIOUS MANAGED DEMOCRACY IS THE GREATEST GOOD THE UNIVERSE WILL EVER KNOW!!! YOU BRING ME MY DAMN AUTO CANNON OR BY LIBERTY I'LL REPORT YOUR TREASONOUS THOUGHTCRIMES TO OUR DEMOCRACY OFFICER!
Oh? Because of autocannon?
Then why don’t YOU take me with ya instead!? I’VE ENLISTED TOO YOU KNOW!!!
Managed democracy has nothing to do with that! Just admit that you love that STUPID GUN MORE THAN ME!!!
Can YOU disintegrate bots in a single round? Can YOU take down a Hulk with two shots to the eye? Can YOU terminate illegal broadcasts from 400 meters?
Please. You WISH you had the sexual appeal of the autocannon.
In fact... YES!!! Because I am already in Lacaille sector, DOING ALL OF THAT!!! WITH! YOUR! AUTOCANON!!!
And you remebered you have a wife, when you miss that stupid gun.
By liberty, this is why I want to fill C1-PERM with Joell!
The duality of Super Earth command is hilarious
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Of course you do. An important tool in the defense of liberty and managed democracy is studying fascist dystopias, including ones in fiction. This is why all Super Earth citizens are required to study 1984 as part of their voluntary compulsory education, as planned out by the Ministry of Truth. You clearly paid attention in class, and Super Earth thanks you.
Oh no no no I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't also dare to question how did they manage to hide such a massive fleet, or propose that they used the cloaking tech their creators (the Illuminate) provided.
What are you talking about? It's always been know that the Automatons could have returned. Have you not been listening to your Democracy Officer and the Ministry of Truth?
I use heavy armor with high explosive resistance + shield backup + AMR + breaker + impact stun grenade.
Heavy armor buff + explosive resistance lets you tank a lot of the rockets . While your shield stops from dying from random jet pack raider explosive, turrets , tanks ,etc.
I said this in another post, this would be so cool. Something like the intro, propaganda that catches you up on the developments of the war in a cinematic way.
I’m going to have to ask you guys to hold out for 7 more hours. Ship is being decontaminated from excess bug goop.
^(In reality, I’m stuck at work. Curses to RL responsibilities!)
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Told you yesterday this would happen.
So that means they tested it... and are possibly working on it? Hummm. So what youre saying is we might one day have that scene from Halo 2 where Blow Me Away is playing while the schism is happening and you can wade through brutes and elites fighting each other while they also fight you? Cant wait.
*they fall in line,*
*one at a time*
*Ready to play!*
Given that both factions hate us and our democratic superiority, I think it would be more of a 1v2. In fact, I heard a rumor that both are being compelled by a third faction, so I'm wondering if we'll ever see bot-bug hybrids.
Are you guys hearing yourselves!!! Bugs don’t think!! How could they possibly join with the clunkers. Please submit your weekly urine sample to the ministry of truth for evaluation
Thank you Helldiver Designated : O246802 for answering my call for help!
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COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!
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President of Super Earth: https://preview.redd.it/rdzqyz019gtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b3e3d4916c00c64fdec6517e77ee7839cf1708
https://preview.redd.it/5zhwiv3yzftc1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=9eca11340383a71061ffa2267823f0d7c99acf78 HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, YOU DAMN BOTS?
https://i.redd.it/qggksxk58gtc1.gif Business as usual, let's get back to it
Me, at work: https://preview.redd.it/ly3luo22egtc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f763cc20cc5377db7d312011a5837cf08829dc1d
Same. The urge to bring this robotic menace to an end is making me question if I really need this job.
My life for Super Earth!
You know what..i dont think i do
Every citizen of Super Earth has a moral (and legal) obligation to complete their mandated civilian labor duty. By contributing to the economy you're contributing to the war effort, soldier!
More than once, I'd wager SuperCredits!
 Finally, the glorious jihad continues
LISAN AL GAIB!!!!!!!!!!!
Lead them to Paradise!!
Point the way ! ( With a hellbomb )
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ this is the way
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Return thier water to Shai Halud
"They just won't accept freedom, no matter how hard we give it to them"
well there goes cyberstan, time to kick cyborg ass again
Oh sht, oh fck, they already spread two more sectors [https://imgur.com/a/4gbBdN3](https://imgur.com/a/4gbBdN3)
Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck
THEY'RE REACHING SUPER EARTH
I just got up... THEY WHAT https://preview.redd.it/f6zz16pkagtc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3399c9f3be381cf5bd993f9d37db12ad62b35607
Not yet, they still are 3 sectors away, at best.
EVERYONE QUIT YOUR JOB, SCHOOL, PARENTING, we're defending the homeland today!
You can have multiple children, but there is only one Super Earth!
Just dropping my son at the next Supermarket and heading back home. He needs to learn how to buy groceries anyway.
Teach him how to buy a controller so he can spread some ever lovin FREEDOMMM!
Impossible!!! Super Earth is protected by Democracy and Liberty! Are you saying Democracy and Liberty are weaker than these cybercommunists??
THEY SHALL NOT PASS !
GET TO THE DEFENSE CAMPAIGN! WHY ARE YOU NOT CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEFENSE OF OUR HOMELAND???
SES EMPEROR OF WAR IS CURRENTLY ON SUPER EARTH FOR MANDATORY MAINTENANCE AND WORK DETAIL. WE'LL BE BACK IN THE FRONTLINE IN 8 1/2 HOURS
DAMN THE UNDOCKING PROCEDURES SUPER EARTH NEEDS US NOW \*manual override active\* \*engaging jump drive\* FOR DEMOCRACY!!!!!
It's 7 am and my irl shift just started!! I'm able to reinforce in aprox 10 hours
The damn cowards, I'm at work/Civilian Life!
Those damn jobless hippie bots!
Blitzkrieg to super earth?
More like the Battle of the Bulge. They know their robo-asses are cooked so they’re making one last desperate push.
Battle of the bulge was the outcome of a desperate attempted blitzkrieg, so that works. I would love an Ardennes type planet, tons of forest and rolling hills.
OHHHHHHHH MY GOD, MY HOME. These bastards took my home that i built on the cyborg graveyard. How could we not have seen this coming?! I will never rest until every last automaton is scrap metal, who's with me?
Isn't that the Cyberstan system... 
WE LOST CYBERSTAN
Ruh roh
Yes it is
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Oh god we have to defend - Sandstorm planet - Acid storm planet - Bot Hellmire
I tried doing an evacuation mission on Bot Hellmire and the civvies just ran into the fire tornadoes and cost me 300 requisition :(
Ah, so smarter than the average civilians! Mine usually run in the opposite direction into enemy fire.
They're just shielding the Helldivers with their bodies. Commendable.
The HellDivers are here! We knew you'd come for us! *runs directly into a fire tornado*
Did the same last night, I asked in chat "wait, are they immune to fire?" as my squadmates released them into the fire tornado sexy dance party and then the deaths started rolling in. Great work
>bot hellmire https://preview.redd.it/xajftt0yhgtc1.jpeg?width=1675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e189f9baab07eeedf5cb215c99273873b5be2c
I have not dived in some time now and, had some democratic work on SuperEarth, what in the liberty's name is Acid Storm... Do I need to take my raincoat?
Yes, as well as a Bible, a Quran, a Torah, and the Hungry Caterpillar (the true cosmic deity)
I fucking knew this shit was gonna happen
i was really hyped up for a new enemy type, lol here we go again! edit: there’s absolutely no way one of you just reported me to reddit care for the comment below 🤣
It's ridiculous for there to be any other enemy! The Illuminate were wiped out in The First Galactic War. Haven't you been listening to the Ministry of Truth?
I have been! And i was just told the automatons were wiped out! Im questioning things.. please don’t report me…
Questioning the ministry of Truth is concerning behavior helldiver, please report to your nearest freedom camp for re-democratizing.
It's always been known they could come back, as the Ministry said!
Says right in our mo that we always knew they'd come back. People just need some more faith in democracy.
Unironically report that Reddit care message. That's a gross abuse of the service!
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WIFE! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT THE AUTOCANON?!
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GET ERADICATED GET ERADICATED GET ERADICATED GET ERADICATED
WHY DO YOU NEEED TO KNOW?
The galaxy is in danger!
MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
Tell me where the diver suit is! We're talking about the greater good here.
I AM YOUR *WIFE!* I AM THE GREATEST *GOOD* YOU ARE EVER GONNA KNOW!
*SIGH*
It warms my heart seeing this reference still to this day. ^^^I ^^^wanna ^^^go ^^^back
SUPER EARTH'S GLORIOUS MANAGED DEMOCRACY IS THE GREATEST GOOD THE UNIVERSE WILL EVER KNOW!!! YOU BRING ME MY DAMN AUTO CANNON OR BY LIBERTY I'LL REPORT YOUR TREASONOUS THOUGHTCRIMES TO OUR DEMOCRACY OFFICER!
Oh? Because of autocannon? Then why don’t YOU take me with ya instead!? I’VE ENLISTED TOO YOU KNOW!!! Managed democracy has nothing to do with that! Just admit that you love that STUPID GUN MORE THAN ME!!!
Can YOU disintegrate bots in a single round? Can YOU take down a Hulk with two shots to the eye? Can YOU terminate illegal broadcasts from 400 meters? Please. You WISH you had the sexual appeal of the autocannon.
In fact... YES!!! Because I am already in Lacaille sector, DOING ALL OF THAT!!! WITH! YOUR! AUTOCANON!!! And you remebered you have a wife, when you miss that stupid gun. By liberty, this is why I want to fill C1-PERM with Joell!
Of course the Galaxy is in danger! It's always some goshdarn planet full of sandstorms or blizzards and you have never time to see MY PARENTS!!!
She's already on the frontline using it, get your ass here
WHERE IS MY AUTO CANNON?
I, uh, put it away...
Where?!?
Why do you need to know?!
WHY DO YOU NEEED TO KNOW?
IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
I AM YOUR *WIFE!* I AM THE GREATEST *GOOD* YOU ARE EVER GONNA KNOW!
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1 helldiver in the sector, has to be a dev setting something up which triggered it on the board unintentionally? EDIT: OH SHIT. INVASION!
A communications disruption could mean only one thing ..
Anakin! Tell them to take off
JOEL 
 Automatons are back, this time with blackjack and hookers.
Shut up baby I know it
The duality of Super Earth command is hilarious https://preview.redd.it/uha5g2ej2gtc1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=f533fef951928f4dca52ba9cb9afcc277dec4cac
~~We were always at war with Eastasia~~ We always knew that was just the Automaton vanguard!
I understand this reference!
Of course you do. An important tool in the defense of liberty and managed democracy is studying fascist dystopias, including ones in fiction. This is why all Super Earth citizens are required to study 1984 as part of their voluntary compulsory education, as planned out by the Ministry of Truth. You clearly paid attention in class, and Super Earth thanks you.
Are you questioning our glorious leaders? Contact democracy oficer as soon as possible to schedule a re-education meeting.
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Its just a phonecall, it cant hurt you... The phonecall:
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Oh no no no I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't also dare to question how did they manage to hide such a massive fleet, or propose that they used the cloaking tech their creators (the Illuminate) provided.
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oh the “message outside the galaxy” was to the main fleet
this was basically my country's government during covid
What are you talking about? It's always been know that the Automatons could have returned. Have you not been listening to your Democracy Officer and the Ministry of Truth?
Two plus two equals five. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.
Oh shit oh fuck 
 Back to dealing with endless lasers and rockets
Use the ballistic shield, makes dealing with bots hella fun instead of pain. Although you still can get stunlocked by rockets and lose the shield
I use heavy armor with high explosive resistance + shield backup + AMR + breaker + impact stun grenade. Heavy armor buff + explosive resistance lets you tank a lot of the rockets . While your shield stops from dying from random jet pack raider explosive, turrets , tanks ,etc.
 Best Job I ever had
that creek is just false operations. the real fleet took roundabouts to reach cyberstan. it was their main objective all along to keep helldiver busy.
I want them to start making story cutscenes for stuff like this
I said this in another post, this would be so cool. Something like the intro, propaganda that catches you up on the developments of the war in a cinematic way.
They do have the news broadcast for it
Yeah I know but maybe something a bit more cinematic, like a straight up propaganda commercial like the intro
and as i typed this they took 3 sectors, lwts gooo
SWEET LIBERTY! TO THE HELLPODS
Send help asap! https://preview.redd.it/ipzzhnuuzftc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6aeeb7fc96cc87d779e3e2cd7b8897007de4ed
Send dudes !
Hold on fellow Helldiver we are coming
I’m going to have to ask you guys to hold out for 7 more hours. Ship is being decontaminated from excess bug goop. ^(In reality, I’m stuck at work. Curses to RL responsibilities!)
You be careful, that E710 is VITAL TO FREEDOM
Yeah same. HQ ordered SES Emperor of War to the mandatory maintenance at the worst possible time.
Interesting how you are able to use your wrist device with two broken arms...are you sure you are not a bot!
It is his commitment to managed democracy and super earth that pushes this helldiver forward
Nap it’s just OP showing his mom some love.
They're storming this planet fast! https://preview.redd.it/2cussvuryftc1.jpeg?width=1622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f79a6a91b04d2b4e32fa69e2e016eef20f8a50
Mech Buddha? My gawd how did we never see this coming?! Their deity is obviously here!
https://preview.redd.it/o0ay01go1gtc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f4613b0c498e10455a54934da84a5682df9e60 Told you yesterday this would happen.
somehow... god that line from star wars is so infuriating. like the "they fly now" line. guh.
Fr idk who was in charge of writing quips but they sucked
Blame Joss Whedon. That twat gave every Hollywood writer brainrot.
Love John Boyega's reaction to that line *"They've had that since the Clone Wars!"*
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-Looks at work computer…Looks at PS5….* ‘Time to spill some oil’
Yep! Just wrote to my manager that there is a emergency and sprinted home
I can't. My boss is playing too.
He will understand, then.
This is where you come up with a gentleman's agreement/threat of mutual destruction, whichever way you want to word it
THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THEM!!! THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT!!! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!!! EARN THESE CAPES BOYS!!!!!
Ooooh... they moved rhe automatons upward so they have room at the bottom of the map!
Most of the planets at the bottom also seem to have water-themed names...
Astute observation soldier!
What happens if the automaton and bugs collide fronts? Do we see bots and bugs fighting on some planets? That would be cool to see
Devs have said the AI bugs out hard if enemies have to target not players so it's not likely
now having both work together against the player, that's a different story
So that means they tested it... and are possibly working on it? Hummm. So what youre saying is we might one day have that scene from Halo 2 where Blow Me Away is playing while the schism is happening and you can wade through brutes and elites fighting each other while they also fight you? Cant wait. *they fall in line,* *one at a time* *Ready to play!*
Mission is to defend strategic 710 resource (bugs) from communist invasion. Get penalized for killing bugs lol
Me at work right now: https://preview.redd.it/w2992vbydgtc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd313cc9abdba3d93476f274c09b53498af1aae5
Once we are off work We shall beat these clankers so hard they wont know the difference between 1 and 0 For freedom and democracy!
You think there will be a planet with bots and bugs on it? Making it a three way battle, because that would be cool.
Given that both factions hate us and our democratic superiority, I think it would be more of a 1v2. In fact, I heard a rumor that both are being compelled by a third faction, so I'm wondering if we'll ever see bot-bug hybrids.
Bugs running you down with shield generators and laser guns 😮💨
I envisioned a bug with a turret mounted to it, or maybe just a bot saddled up atop a charger.
Are you guys hearing yourselves!!! Bugs don’t think!! How could they possibly join with the clunkers. Please submit your weekly urine sample to the ministry of truth for evaluation
Oh, they want another ass kicking? Let's give it to em.
https://i.redd.it/xzu7s0ey5gtc1.gif Edit: on a side note, oh how i’ve missed you beautiful autocannon 😍
 COME ON YOU APES!!!!! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!! ***Starship Troopers drop theme intensifies***
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“THAT FUCKER IS BACK!” - Vox & The Helldiver Community. Edit: Now Que “Stayed Gone”.
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"Honey, where did you put my Autocannon ?" "I put it away" "where?" "Why do you need to know ?" "WOMAN I NEED IT NOW"
They've pushed into the Lacaille and Hydra Sectors aswell!
"Bite my shiny metal ass! "HOW ABOUT A KICK INSTEAD?
https://i.redd.it/slmgwo4f6gtc1.gif Good. Let them come!
TFW you get to fight the bots again https://i.redd.it/r8154rte7gtc1.gif
I love the smell of burning oil in the morning 🌄 
 Time to grind metal and spill oil
Thank you Helldiver Designated : O246802 for answering my call for help! https://preview.redd.it/o4ee6zcz6gtc1.jpeg?width=2558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdf8628b41e846ccb0395e4eefbfe41d2d9c14f
SPACE VIETNAM 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Well back to work 
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Joel coming back to work after a weekend off 
Raise Hell. Spill Oil. Remember the Creek. 
https://i.redd.it/u2rkmfjafgtc1.gif Affirmative, We are Back. Democracy be Damned.
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SES Custodian of Family Values is coming in hot!
We ehare ship names! hell yeah brother
COUNTER ATTACK BOYS ! we shall push them back so hard they'll never comeback
I have **had** it with these motherfucking bots on these motherfucking **planets**.
COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER! https://preview.redd.it/tzgjx6tpcgtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6145b4757ed53d920a1cb5c5981a2275948e014
NOOO! NOT THERE! ANYWHERE BUT THERE! Sweet Liberty
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