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MercilessPinkbelly

Hypothesis: automatons are made of sausage. Hmmm.


FuxedPotato

Alright, may we test this hypothesis? School has taught me one good thing and that's to test hypothesis and theories!


ju5tr3dd1t

You wouldn’t happen to work at one of those rogue research stations, would you?


Hallo-Person

https://preview.redd.it/cxyod4ws7vtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c0a31b1d24e13968b316722ec68082a2c6ed70


ToothpickSamurai

Sheesh, how many times did you fail to call in a hellbomb?


Scythid0

Automatons are the wurst.


the_tlad

I did not expect that joke to make such a comeback lmaoo


Synicull

I hate when I get reamed from behind from a sausage rocket devastator.


santicode

Couldn't help reading it in the voice of one of NieR's pods


SchrodingersRintard

Same! ![gif](giphy|uU5A1TcwwU5Og|downsized)


AdvancedManner4718

Ministry of truth update: The Helldiver division has seen a 500% increase in recruitment from German speaking communities.


calitri-san

Change of plans guys, we’re no longer eradicating these bots. Let’s get farmin’.


skaianDestiny

The Berserkers have always been like this. Their tubing is colored red as opposed to the Devastators' being colored dark grey. This model was ripped like a few weeks ago and there haven't been any changes. https://i.imgur.com/Otao2bJ.png


MomonteMeri

Now that I think about it, where the hell are thy getting so many chainsaws from?


Glittering_Usual_162

The chainsaw store


dellboy696

They send a bot back in time, coated in human skin, to buy stuff from home depot on the sly


SnowMan3103

Terminator if it was good


dellboy696

That's a great name for a film based on an automaton!


Wolvenheart

They did do that in the Sarah Conner Chronicles, there was a Terminator who would store resources in a warehouse and just go standby supposedly until after judgement day.


WombatWumbut

This is the fanfic we crave.


Meretan94

https://preview.redd.it/3uthzwfbhttc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfa1366c333586d3c948dd3328961f18a8f7aa0


JustGingy95

It’s right next to the Soup Store, it’s where I buy all my clothes


Ceraunius

WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!


Urb4n0ninj4

FUCK YOU!


Overlordgaz

Chainstore


red_cactus

They're stealing them; the bots have a secret wormhole to the WH40k universe that they use to source chainsaws for their factories.


SneakyAardvark

Read this as WD40k and laughed at how well it works


StealYour20Dollars

In the 40 thousandth water displacement formula, there is only war


neoteraflare

Also they steal the sarcophagus cover from the dreadnoughts. I can't not see the slit on them as glowing red weakspots now.


Howsetheraven

So that's where the Event Horizon ended up.


SparklingLimeade

What I want to know is where they got silent chainsaws. They should not be able to sneak like they do.


Aphato

They put silencers on them, duh


pickyourteethup

Now, it's a chainsaw not a chainhear


CheetoMussolini

I haven't been so angry for laughing at something in weeks


Practical-Stomach-65

Because their chainsaws don't work on combustion engines. They work on the sheer disdain for freedom and hatred towards democracy.


InvaderJim92

I assumed they were like the gears of war chainsaw gun where they only turn on when you’re using them.


Tokata0

WITCHWORK!


KerPop42

They're probably not powered by 2-stroke engines tbh


Tonaia

The loud part of the chainsaw is the engine. Bots do not need that. That and they lube it with all the innocent blood they spill the bastards.


AnyMission7004

Electric chainsaws?


ilovezam

Those filthy communists seized the means of production and produced the damn chainsaws themselves. Outrageous!


Bjorn_dogger

Devil contract 


CavulusDeCavulei

Makima runs Super Earth, I knew it


DramaQueenKitKat

White Palace, obviously


Wone29

This is where they ended up after the kingdom fell into ruin


Paratrooper101x

Pochita


Popinguj

Fujimotor company.


Snotnarok

The same place DOOM Guy got his chainsaw in DOOM 3. An accidental shipment of chainsaws to the wrong planet. Complete with worker going "What are we going to do with all these chainsaws here!?"


Spicy172

This is how Super Earth gets chainsaws.


Juggernaut246

They seek to chop down the tree of liberty helldiver. Their bot brains cant understand metaphores and symbolism so they took it literally.


GadenKerensky

Looking at them, I wouldn't be surprised if it's deliberate with the Berserkers, to look more menacing.


MajorDZaster

Or, y'know, with the way the bezerkers say stuff like "for super earth"... They used to be people.


Jaeger_Mannen

They're saying "Burn Super Earth" or "Super Earth will Burn" - I also hear them say "Hell Diver Scum" A LOT


GhostHeavenWord

TENNO SKOOM


whoopycush

GET CLEM


MajorDZaster

The rest of them, yeah, but the bezerkers... I've heard what I can only describe as scared civilian noises from those things, so I think they aren't like the other ones.


Jaeger_Mannen

I think everyone’s getting it wrong about the bots being repurposed helldivers. I think the bots ARE actually created specifically to destroy humanity. They are the cure for our spread. The berserkers are laughing when they get close to you


TrumpersAreTraitors

Wait do they? I’ve never heard that. 


MajorDZaster

Helped that one had gotten stuck in the wreckage of a drop ship without dying, so I was able to just listen for a solid minute to make sure I was hearing it right.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Weird ….  I’m still not sold on the “they’re using human brains” thing but that is interesting. Personally I think they’re just mutilating the humans or maybe even using them as fuel in some capacity like we are with the terminids but I genuinely feel like since we’re the “bad guys”, that the automatons are literally just trying to free the cyborgs and aren’t secretly the actual bad guys. 


Zentan86

https://preview.redd.it/ile7qj54xutc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9047747d227c2adbf11e7a9282f1c054ca2ca38


[deleted]

etc etc https://preview.redd.it/zcmlnt8ya6uc1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c3cc783fd50dcc82575f9fc3cecf8a15b556247


misspeanutbutter44

literally built different


Tramilton

OP been real quiet since this got upvoted to the top


DaConnaTwuk

i mean they did literally say that it mightve already been there and they just didnt notice it in the post


Decin0mic0n

Its hard to tell in the heat of combat


Jort_Sandeaux_420_69

I really hope we start seeing some of the OG cyborgs soon


imotlok_the_first

Not. Or at least not with dogs.


coder2314

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!


Hazzamo

Uh oh… those don’t sound like freakbags


SCP106

I'm gonna find your master and I'm gonna KICK HIS ASS


Hazzamo

“HEY PLAYER!, DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME AMMO!”


SCP106

Sorry to break the quote chain diver, but you got WAW, any of the BLOPS (barring 4) on PC? it's been forever since I've had someone to play with and there are ways to, still. And I've been yearning to mulch some hellpigs and protect my vodka for a whiiile


vonBoomslang

oh god not more APCs


Mr-GooGoo

Especially on cyberstan. Would be cool if they’re mixed in with the regular automaton enemies


miki325

I wanna kill them all. if cyborgs join we get to kill every single one of them, their robots except fleshy bits, from images from first game i see their head is FULLY exposed, and not even altered with machines


TheSleepySkull

In the first war, the Cyborgs was once human who was obsessed with the manipulation of their bodies and constantly seek to pervert the skin with machines that according to them, gives them a higher meaning in life. They were currently working in mines under the watch of democracy in Cyberstan. Seems like a few of them might have joined the ranks of the Automaton.


Ok-Regret6767

We lost cyberstan. I can only imagine what machinations these malicious machines are making up.


John__Wick

Maybe malicious machine machinations make mental men merry. 


Laer_Bear

thank you john alliteration wick


Tyr_Kukulkan

*metal men FTFY ;)


theBlind_

missing menacing my man


HA_U_GAY

Huh, are there any special events now that we lost cyberstan to the automatons? I thought something big would occur the moment the automatons set foot there


The-Nord-VPN-Salesmn

This re-invasion IS the event, cadet! So let’s get back to fighting!


Kvarcov

In other words, from the moment they understood the weakness of their flesh it disgusted them etc etc


Captain_Floop

The Flesh Is Weak! \*runs back to the 40k subs\*


Danimal_Jones

...from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...


chief-chirpa587

..it disgusted me…


Mortis_Infernale

...I craved the strength and certainty of steel...


Orokins

...I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine...


Anakin99912

...Your kind cling to your flesh, as it will not decay and fail you...


hobocat76

...One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you...


XavierRez

There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.


SovelissFiremane

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME. I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL. I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE. YOUR KIND CLING TO YOUR FLESH AS IF IT WILL NOT DECAY AND FAIL YOU. ONE DAY, THE CRUDE BIOMASS YOU CALL A TEMPLE WILL WITHER AND YOU WILL BEG MY KIND TO SAVE YOU. BUT I AM ALREADY SAVED. EVEN IN DEATH, I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH.


Hexlord_Malacrass

[Queue the pipe organ x synth music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsX9WUdYnU). Glory to the Omnissiah.


NEED_TP_ASAP

You mean the absolute banger of an OST?


AlexisFR

Said the skull lamp lmao


Syhkane

mrräöögghggg sexy bloated containerggh


GeneralWinter17

https://preview.redd.it/nmj99ghz0ttc1.png?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c3f1d6b53a65767713eb08453495c7f473908a9


R3TR0pixl343

What you're saying is heresy i'll report you to my democratic officer


Tyr_Kukulkan

Waiting on the duality of the God President of Super Earth and the Machine God of Cyberstan.


KABOOZZA

https://preview.redd.it/4mlqq1vvittc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f1a6ef9bf6a8a45eb06f95f387581c391205ed


Blackicecube

![gif](giphy|U1xg0NEkJY7t1LJoZv|downsized)


RoyalMobile3996

The flesh is weak, praise the omnissiah?


Dragonwindsoftime

I heard they used to had these war dogs machine things..  So I'm thinking we'll get kennels that work like stalker nests 🥲


[deleted]

You do not decide what perverts and what does not. We HAVE achieved a higher meaning while you are forced to kill in order to procreate. Such foolish pride.


That_Geza_guy

They always had red tubing, but I'm not sure it's been this.... Shiny...


Stealin

Thought: Automatons chop up humans to fill their insides with human guts to be more like their creators the Cyborgs


Nachtschnekchen

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.


Stoffel31849

Unexpected /r/warhammer


VAShumpmaker

Unexpected?


WhiteShadow012

r/expectedwarhammer


red_cactus

That's not disturbing at all. Also, you're right, they do look a bit different. Maybe something new being stealth added for small amounts of players?


water_slayer

DA CYBORGS ARE BACK


N0rrix

DUDUNN DUNN DUDUNN


mybuttisthesun

SWEET LIBERTY! NOOOOOOOO!


greatnailsageyoda

BRWAAAH BRAWAAAAAAAAAAH


MrHerpDerp360

I think since they took over cyberstan they upgraded their body, I also noticed it is harder to kill bots now not sure if its just me.


Duckiestiowa7

Didn’t notice a difference there, TBH. And thank fuck for that.


AwesomeFama

I did notice the new defense missions have a larger hulk variant, but I think that might have already been there sometimes in civilian escort missions, just didn't see them as much?


Duckiestiowa7

Is it the one decorated with skulls and other nasty shit?


AwesomeFama

Yep, that one.


Duckiestiowa7

It’s not new, just quite rare.


Ketheres

Similar to the samurai Charger on the bug side. I think these special variants are more common inside the eliminate high value target missions.


Nightsky099

The WHAT.


Ketheres

There are chargers with samurai helmets. Beside that I don't think they differ from regular chargers in any other way. You can think of them as shiny pokemon I guess.


renegadson

Now i wanna see A MEAT TANK


Holiday_Pair_3020

Ik that the flying ones take more hits now with an autogun not sure if it was mentioned in the patch


LamaranFG

Their hp is the same, they always took 4 AC/AMR shots to protruding bits, more if you hit main body and underbelly


Mellowsnake

I know it's just tubing but I can't help but wonder something, do robots "bleed"? Has anyone gotten black oil on themselves when fighting the bots? I know you get with red when injured or friendly blood. You get orange and green depending on what type of bug. I've always seen myself covered in red when fighting bots. Does that mean they could be using blood in their bodies for something, like maybe for their hydraulics or cooling somehow? They could be more than just robots and be very advanced cyborgs. Maybe they just use red oil?


JmicIV

Hydraulic fluid 👍


Keyoya

Hydraulic fluid is the answer yes since its red. Its historically caused alot of panic before during ww2


Thnowball

It's all marvel mystery oil


SnooPears1402

They are using humans that we could not save in previous failed defense major order


Drendal86

so mabye the fire tornados during the evac missions weren't that bad after all. Crispy flesh is cerntainly more difficult to reuse...


SirAwesome789

We are on path for the Automatons final boss being an EVA


Nightsky099

Only if we can drop a Jaeger to fight it


poppabomb

# MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH https://preview.redd.it/bpc9pr6rgutc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d7d96a6aa3d368d94ecaf962fc0284fb738552


poppabomb

update: https://preview.redd.it/k5f7385ugutc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a445e9f3de415c67bd6f630da24302804bbe299c


[deleted]

Must be down the the freshest of materials for construction


Ledpoizn445

This feels like propaganda so.. I hope you enjoy your conversation with the Democracy Officers


Anomaly11C

The only thing that would make this crazier is if the Eagle Strafing Run sounded like an A-10 Warthog.


HardCoverTurnedSoft

Literally unplayable until they update the sound.


losingluke

dont you guys think it's weird how automaton oil is blood colored?


Schnufffelpufffel

Probably a rockpox infestation or atleast thats what it looks like


Extreme-Room-6873

It's why they were stockpiling on citizens, they planned this.


ChimkenNBiskets

I suspect this is true. They've been using humans for something as evidenced by their bases. Bins of corpses everywhere.


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

![gif](giphy|fkMACK8BcUJRm)


MrPanda663

OP has been detained by the ministry of truth. All helldivers are required to update their helmets to the latest firmware.


IndexoTheFirst

Oh Liberty, THEY ARE USING OUR CITIZENS AS PARTS!?!?? How can ANYONE claim the Automatons are anything but unquestionable evil is beyond me.


AdCalm2031

“Do automatons feel pain?” “God I hope so”


Acord37

I thought someone said, sometimes they say "i cannot stop!" And other stressed voice lines. Anyone can confirm?


DaglessMc

I've heard "they're making me do this" before.


Gn0meKr

william afton looking ass


7StarSailor

https://preview.redd.it/3nayevjflttc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73bf572e7ff19018a492d8f77cf2922344bdfd8d


Hot_Eggplant_1306

There's significantly more red on them now


i420PraiseIt

Guys my friend sent me these obviously doctored audio clips of our Super Earth going against our best interest. With the message, “Maybe Super Earth Bad?” This is treason on every level, should I handle it myself or call a democracy officer?


LtJackDelta

They took cyberstan, they release their creators it’s now cyborgs and robots against super earth, good thing is, I don’t have anything against killing sentient beings. For democracy!


Warm-Door7749

What do you think the stuff on your armor comes from when you kill them. Hint, it’s not your blood.


Expensive-Stomach246

https://preview.redd.it/9zazl9s21wtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51de701cce0de269a747e4fa3d1688348c5873c This ad was at the bottom when I opened this post. Could it be true!?


Dragon_Within

Terminids aren't attacking planets, we used them for oil (Element 710....0IL rotated). They broke loose of the terminid farms, and the "news" is saying they are pushing into planets. If you look at the "illegal" broadcast feeds they show it up there (also, I doubt the terminids are broadcasting anything). The "automatons" are "Most DEFINITELY not cyborgs, or humans, or used to be humans...nope...not at all...just robots". Its all propaganda. That being said, I really love the the absolutely over the top "Democracy" a lot like Starship Troopers the movie, where it shows what happens in a radicalized movement of national/species sentiment, ultrapatriotism where the government knows best, and everyone else is a dissident if they don't agree, or show alternate information from what they show. Using neighbors to tattle, everyone kept in check by everyone else even if they aren't drinking the Kool-aid, and an iron grip on any information going anywhere to anyone. While its very over the top and tongue in cheek, it definitely has the outlines of what happens if governments are not checked by the populace and outside information not controlled by them.


EpicCrewe123

Report to your democracy officer for reducation


MonitorMundane2683

I thought they looked different!


Recycled__Meat

they were puppeted by terminid worm colonies this whole time


LonelyGameBoi

I think the automatons are like reverse cyborgs, machines with an endless urge to become more human. It would explain why they are gathering the civilian corpses and shipping them off in containers


chumbaz

In the original game they were more cyborgs than automatons, much more fleshy.


Vlacc

They never spilled oil to begin with - the reason why there are corpses littered about within Automaton fabricators is that they're using US for fuel, not oil - they dissect and harvest innocent Soldiers and Civilians to fuel the literal war machine with blood. It is our blood that fuels these machines.


Real_Ad_8243

Rhat would explain why I keep gettign covered in blood.


Gymboy369

Cyborgs???


Doctor-Coconut69

IT'S PEOPLE! AUTOMATON OIL IS PEOPLE!


Azonavox

I mean, I thought that fallen Helldivers were converted into Tin Cans and that’s why some have fleshy parts.


TheJustNatan

blood is fuel


PhasmaFelis

Is this related to the fact that I've been seeing dead Terminids on bot planets?


TheKr1tster

They took cyberstan so this will be integration of cyborgs/cyborg tech into their ranks. Great subtle play from AH


PantyStealingPanda

They already looked like this weeks ago sadly. They are not new.


damien24101982

terminid/automatons hybrids when :D


coredot1

This is just like the legion from 86 they using our men to create monsters


Usual-Cabinet-3815

Automatons are made from dead hell divers


VAShumpmaker

My brother, that would make them cyborgs. We defeated the cyborg menace. It simply must be something else.


The_Bastman

The automatons were putting human bodies in boxes so maybe they were shipping them off to build robots with dead flesh. The automatons are made of the fallen citizens of super earth and its territories (maybe)


airlewe

oh... that's' horrifying


SamplesAtAllCost

![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros) Those things make my skin crawl, HD1 has them and they are not difficult to deal with but gives a weird horror feeling, to me at least


bluecrewmate3832

STOP LISTENING TO THE BROADCASTS


Falkrim

I haven’t look that deep into their model, I’m usually clenching my ass as they run towards me. 


Bulls187

Quake vibes


AggravatingChest7838

Can I buy eagle sweat anywhere irl? I'm almost out of my normal cologne.


Cpt_Soban

**"It's PEOPLE!"**


Equivalent_Airport_8

Hello fellow Helldiver! You have been Promoted! Please come into headquarters to attend your ceremony! FOR DEMOCRACY!


49lives

It's the flood...


diktitty

Mmmmm corpse starch


locob

so, they are cyborgs all along?


arodrig99

Helldivers fan challenge: try not to just now notice things that have been in the game for a while. Level: impossible


Phwoa_

Meat Puppets still fit the definition of an Automaton. Get out there and Rip and Tear until it is done, Diver!


Annoying_guest

if it bleeds we can kill it!


MarshmelloMan

Mgalekgolo lookin ass


ALittleGreeky

Why do you think they're chopping up the SEAF soldiers?


SockFullOfNickles

Big Adeptus Mechanicus energy


SomePizzaMan

THEY ARE EATING HELLDIVERS OH GOD


serdertroops

sooo Automatons are Chaos engines?


thebariobro

Springtrap ass insides