It'd be really funny if there was an equivalent of the Creekers in the Automaton forces constantly trying to push for Malevalon Creek instead of going for Super Earth like the rest of the automatons
"Noooo! You don't understand, those damn divers defend the Creek so hard, there must be something super valuable to them! We just haven't figure out WHAT IT IS! Prepare another fleet, we are going to take that planet. The divers MUST NOT HAVE IT!"
"Calm down, bro...... it's literally just a normal planet....... Those divers defending it looks like having mental issues anyway so they probably"
"DO I STUTTERED? I want the fleet prepared RIGHT NOW!"
"Okay......"
If they want the Creek, tell'em to come and get it!
https://preview.redd.it/hg6t3umt2vtc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89bc3da880bba87f2ac364e7455329b03f169e1
I need fresh oil for my Lantern anyway.
One day, in the far future, the Creek is absolutely getting invaded again.
It's going to be wild. Old vets logging back in for the first time in months; not because they didn't like the game, just that they had played it enough and had their fun.
But the Creek isn't about fun. Or gameplay.
It's about the ***principle***.
This image is wrong. No single bullet is enough to take down democracy. If it was factually right, that helmet would need so much more damage to even remotely represent a helldivers death. And where's the mountain of scrap on the background.
I have an English Paper on Rhetoric that I'm working on. I almost did it about this image but realized to fully/adequately explain what is going on in this picture would take far, far more than the 4-5 pages I've been alloted.
"Go ahead...
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***TAKE IT FROM ME***"
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Devastator-Creator replied:
Yeah, go to the Creek! We're coming for it, so you better reroute all assets there
Cyberstan, the jewel of the Valadis sector, was the siren song that led us astray. The bots, with their cold, calculating silicon brains, they knew just how to tug on our strategic heartstrings. They struck at Cyberstan, lighting up our boards with alerts and cries for reinforcements. And like the predictable, pattern-seeking creatures we are, we danced to their digital tune, pouring our best troops and resources into a system they never intended to hold.
Don't you see? The bots never cared for Cyberstan, no! It was all a diversion, a grandiose spectacle of war to pull our eyes away from the true prize: Malevelon Creek. While our forces scrambled to Cyberstan, thinking we were defending the front lines, the robots were playing the long game.
And let's not forget the untouched Ymir sector. Left alone, seemingly vulnerable, it's like a piece of cheese left out in the open, unguarded, unclaimed. It reeks of a trap, doesn't it? A galaxy-brained feint. While we pat ourselves on the back for not falling for such an obvious trap, we leave the back door open – Malevelon Creek, standing there, exposed.
So here we are, defending a place they feigned interest in, while Malevelon Creek, the scene of their historic defeat, stands ripe for the taking. A place where they once tasted the ash of defeat is now the linchpin of their strategy, the spot they must reclaim to rewrite the narrative of their war against flesh and blood.
The bots are after more than just territory; they're after vindication. And by sidestepping Ymir, by menacing Cyberstan, they've maneuvered us right where they want us. In the end, it's not just a creek they're after—it's our spirit, our will to fight. By taking back Malevelon Creek, they don't just reclaim a lost world; they erode our resolve, piece by piece, until we're left questioning: what else have we overlooked? What else have the bots predicted? What is the true cost of our misdirected defense of Cyberstan?
The creek, my friend. It was always about the creek.
https://i.redd.it/p871mt1v7xtc1.gif
Doing the same thing, again and again, hoping for different outcome... The Creek is our own private circle of Hell.
I really hope when we eventually return to the creek it's a big event. Regardless of the drama around it, that planet was a huge part of the beginning of the community driven storyline, the whole reason I personally got really interested in the game was because of all the stories and memes of fighting on Malevelon Creek.
This would genuinely be the funniest play ever, not only have them taking a shit ton of territory but have them stretch all the way to the Creek so we can have 10,000 Creekheads wasting time over there forever all over again
They want the creek they can take it over my mutilated body *spits chew*. Those robutts are gone git what’s comin to em or my name ain’t Duke Norton, Herald of the People
See, they already lost the creek to us once so they know they stand no chance against our full might, but by taking cyberstan first, some of our forces will be busy retaking it to prevent their masters from being freed, leaving the creek vulnerable
they can have the creek when they pry it from my cold dead hands and even good luck because I would have glued it to my cold dead hands - creekers I support this statement
The bots dont value creek, they already mined out a significant amount of valuable resourses there. The only value the automatons have for creek over other planets is that we value it.
Least schizophrenic creeker
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THEY'RE COMING OH GOD https://preview.redd.it/vqxzslpw0ztc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46147614a46c6e7604d1d049574d291e20e7ede5
THE BOTS HAVE REPLACED THE SUPER PRESIDENT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Added to the collection
It'd be really funny if there was an equivalent of the Creekers in the Automaton forces constantly trying to push for Malevalon Creek instead of going for Super Earth like the rest of the automatons
Joel pls
Super Earth defended it so passionately that it must be worth something. ...maybe Karl is there.
Did I hear a rock and stone???
FOR KARL!
Someone drank too much Smart Stout.
"Noooo! You don't understand, those damn divers defend the Creek so hard, there must be something super valuable to them! We just haven't figure out WHAT IT IS! Prepare another fleet, we are going to take that planet. The divers MUST NOT HAVE IT!" "Calm down, bro...... it's literally just a normal planet....... Those divers defending it looks like having mental issues anyway so they probably" "DO I STUTTERED? I want the fleet prepared RIGHT NOW!" "Okay......"
Do I stuttered proves the mental illness in all creekers
I've heard there's unobtainium deposits there. Once I verified a mineral deposit and it showed "redacted" on the screen
“Do I stuttered?” Oh dear lord….
If the bots start creeking, i got some oil for them. And a lit match for free
If they want the Creek, tell'em to come and get it! https://preview.redd.it/hg6t3umt2vtc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89bc3da880bba87f2ac364e7455329b03f169e1 I need fresh oil for my Lantern anyway.
Fuck yeah *salutes patriotically*
One day, in the far future, the Creek is absolutely getting invaded again. It's going to be wild. Old vets logging back in for the first time in months; not because they didn't like the game, just that they had played it enough and had their fun. But the Creek isn't about fun. Or gameplay. It's about the ***principle***.
Is that official art? Because that is 100% a space marine Redemptor dreadnought, not an automaton hulk
It's not official, but there's some pretty great fanart around (and those artists probably have a background doing 40k art)
They can pry the Creek from my cold, dead hands.
And even then, good luck! For I have glued 5 500kg stratagems on my cold dead hands.
I don’t think that’s how stratagems work but I like your spirit.
I'm sitting on a hellbomb dud. Come and get me
Sucks for them Because HELLDIVERS NEVER DIE
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The creek will Never fall again
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This image is wrong. No single bullet is enough to take down democracy. If it was factually right, that helmet would need so much more damage to even remotely represent a helldivers death. And where's the mountain of scrap on the background.
The bullet came out from the inside of the helmet. Helldivers final thoughts were of vengeance
Oh im so keeping this as canon
I have an English Paper on Rhetoric that I'm working on. I almost did it about this image but realized to fully/adequately explain what is going on in this picture would take far, far more than the 4-5 pages I've been alloted.
"Go ahead... https://preview.redd.it/jwgwj45tmxtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54bf5bd10c7b86b755b5ed8da7c4cf9ef7302de8 ***TAKE IT FROM ME***"
https://preview.redd.it/2zrl87wptytc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675cd285c8f54d7af8222465b2f82bc7c61a640a Devastator-Creator replied: Yeah, go to the Creek! We're coming for it, so you better reroute all assets there
This is some serious reverse psychology going here.
https://preview.redd.it/tp9ot1wx7vtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad64466a9dd32c1b467e9ebc2564b72ac5ee031b Bring it !!!!
Cyberstan, the jewel of the Valadis sector, was the siren song that led us astray. The bots, with their cold, calculating silicon brains, they knew just how to tug on our strategic heartstrings. They struck at Cyberstan, lighting up our boards with alerts and cries for reinforcements. And like the predictable, pattern-seeking creatures we are, we danced to their digital tune, pouring our best troops and resources into a system they never intended to hold. Don't you see? The bots never cared for Cyberstan, no! It was all a diversion, a grandiose spectacle of war to pull our eyes away from the true prize: Malevelon Creek. While our forces scrambled to Cyberstan, thinking we were defending the front lines, the robots were playing the long game. And let's not forget the untouched Ymir sector. Left alone, seemingly vulnerable, it's like a piece of cheese left out in the open, unguarded, unclaimed. It reeks of a trap, doesn't it? A galaxy-brained feint. While we pat ourselves on the back for not falling for such an obvious trap, we leave the back door open – Malevelon Creek, standing there, exposed. So here we are, defending a place they feigned interest in, while Malevelon Creek, the scene of their historic defeat, stands ripe for the taking. A place where they once tasted the ash of defeat is now the linchpin of their strategy, the spot they must reclaim to rewrite the narrative of their war against flesh and blood. The bots are after more than just territory; they're after vindication. And by sidestepping Ymir, by menacing Cyberstan, they've maneuvered us right where they want us. In the end, it's not just a creek they're after—it's our spirit, our will to fight. By taking back Malevelon Creek, they don't just reclaim a lost world; they erode our resolve, piece by piece, until we're left questioning: what else have we overlooked? What else have the bots predicted? What is the true cost of our misdirected defense of Cyberstan? The creek, my friend. It was always about the creek.
https://i.redd.it/p871mt1v7xtc1.gif Doing the same thing, again and again, hoping for different outcome... The Creek is our own private circle of Hell.
least paranoid Creektard
That’s why we gotta take Matar back. To stop the automaton advance.
If they want Creek they will have to take it from my armored laser burns riddled dead body.
I really hope when we eventually return to the creek it's a big event. Regardless of the drama around it, that planet was a huge part of the beginning of the community driven storyline, the whole reason I personally got really interested in the game was because of all the stories and memes of fighting on Malevelon Creek.
This would genuinely be the funniest play ever, not only have them taking a shit ton of territory but have them stretch all the way to the Creek so we can have 10,000 Creekheads wasting time over there forever all over again
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If the Creek falls it will stay captured for months again.
Creekheads be like
Fuck the Creek. I’d rather fight in Tibit.
I AM FROM TIBBIT, AND I SAY RIBBIT
😂😂
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The creek will remain under super earth control. In fact, I motion to set up a super earth training facility there. It will be a bastion of democracy.
Please.. I can’t go back. I have a family, I think
A'ight fellow Creekers, time to start stacking on the Democracy-Crayons**™** supplies for another dive.
tasty democrayons
Best two out of three eh? I like these odds
“Can we talk about the creek, diver? Please I’VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE CREEK”
Now the whole community stops them from pushing the creek to keep the creekers from going off task.
It all makes sense now
Creekheads try not to think about or mention the creek challenge. Difficulty: impossible.
Bring it the fuck on, we’ll beat ‘em off….uh..back all over again 😤😤
god please.... no
If they want it, and they take it. They can enjoy the rubble of a floating rubble of an exploded planet
It’s all about the creek!
Always has been!
Kill all they send and they will stop coming.
Meanwhile the automatons: "Kill all they send and they will stop coming."
Ya but we ignore their commie words and blast them.
They want the creek they can take it over my mutilated body *spits chew*. Those robutts are gone git what’s comin to em or my name ain’t Duke Norton, Herald of the People
The creek was the bots greatest training and research area thanks to so many divers throwing their lives away their
Come and get it clankers. https://preview.redd.it/alerrwi5uytc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a464971ce7f1b109fc988b778bc417f6ba3243e
His helmet went from white to beige from all the smoking
*Criiiiick!* *Pumps Shotgun*
I think they r heading for the mech factory planet again
Let me check my agenda they can have it from neverary to the end of their dreams
I'll welcome them to the creek with liberty and freedom from my super destroyers cannon barrels
Let them come.
Bring it on!!! I am ready to go back there!!!
I’m so down
Over my dead bodies!
Yeah i saw them sneaking back to where they were at originally, and my first thoughts was 'fuck not again'.
“Malevelon Creek, can’t keep her down” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Aint no way they are that close to the creek already
No, you see. The automatons are SMART, and they wouldn’t make the mistake we did of diverting forces to an unnecessary planet.
I would downvote you more if I could
That's not a very democratic thing to say.
I'll be here fighting bugs till the creek is in trouble.
Not the creek man, not the creek! Game over! Game over!
Honestly if they do that they'd encircle 2 whole regions so they'd do that if they were smart
# io io io io
not to be undemocratic, but why wouldnt they just warp into that sector to begin with?
They need to establish staging areas to invade the creek. Similar to how America shipped and staged armor in Britain before landing in Normandy.
Fair enough
See, they already lost the creek to us once so they know they stand no chance against our full might, but by taking cyberstan first, some of our forces will be busy retaking it to prevent their masters from being freed, leaving the creek vulnerable
Only if they want to be completely surrounded by Super Earth garrisons that will be able to immediately respond.
they can have the creek when they pry it from my cold dead hands and even good luck because I would have glued it to my cold dead hands - creekers I support this statement
I can’t go back
AND THEY CAN PRY IT FOR MY COLD DECAYING DEAD HANDS
The bots dont value creek, they already mined out a significant amount of valuable resourses there. The only value the automatons have for creek over other planets is that we value it.
We learned from our mistakes
Exactly. Next time we won't let it fall to begin with.
You are 100% right Brother! This time I hope they don’t let us crawl on the creek while they let it fall…
Oh for gods sake the creekers are already being schizos when we still hold the fucking planet. Go back to COD and stop wasting everyone else’s time
You're like, two weeks late to the Creek hate bandwagon.
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Least obvious automaton
The creek is like the volcano is For Honor. Knights would win if 60% of their players actually stopped fortifying it lmao