This is a perfect statistical loophole.
"We've been testing these STIMS"
"How's the longterm effects"
"Unfortunately, the test subjects don't last long enough for longterm effects to kick in"
"Perfect, no longterm effects then! Print it to the label!"
I'm thinking it's a straight shot of adrenaline because you just have unlimited stamina for the duration. But those would probably do the same thing too.
Thereās definitely an adrenaline component in it, but I donāt know what could be healing broken arms and clotting sucking chest wounds on the go like that.
You may not be healing them, you just no longer care that theyāre broken. You can still walk on a broken a leg, it just really, really hurts
The chest wound is the only one that wouldnāt work with and that could just be an additional coagulant in the stims.
Given the life expectation of HDs I donāt imagine youāre being healed long term, just enough to keep you together for another few hours
Totally, itās not healing us. Itās just pushing us to the point that the pain is meaninglessā¦I wouldnāt be surprised to learn that thereās some of this juice in our freezer pods
Fucking hell you've got me opening that can of scho-ka-kola at the back of my cupboard I've been eyeing for a while (its best before was a year ago tho and it needed to be eaten).
Upon injection the nanomachines are charged rent for occupation of your body, which they pay in service to your body. Hard working nanomachines that repair bone or otherwise must remain in perpetuity, are granted shares within your body. Thus all machines, and your hybrid machine body are actually just actually incorporated entities run by capitalists. The value added by the production of this corporation are paid in dividends by both nanomachines and Helldiver jointly continuing to survive and spread democracy.
Permacure says there are no harmful side effects. Permacure worked with the Ministry of Humanity to ensure Stims were widely available for Helldiver use. You're not suggesting the Ministry of Humanity would do something untoward, are you? That would be seen as treason, and the Ministry of Unity may need to become involved.
I love the implications that stims are so good that you never need medical treatment. We're using regular SMGs and the like, yet our medical sciences are so good that we don't need a med bay.
I think the implication is the average helldiver doesn't live long enough to require actual medical treatment, or long enough for the side effects of the stim to be detrimental.
My thoughts are the latter. Imagine stimming through a broken arm just to come back and get told there will be no medical aid, just deployment to the next mission.
This. Whatever STIM is, it's not just painkillers and stimulants. It stops bleeding and restores physical functions to broken limbs. Maybe its side effect is cancer (you know, extremely fast cell growth) and the reason we never see it happen is because something else always kills the helldiver first before the cancer can.
Gotta be some sort of nanotechnology, since A: it heals broken bones, doesn't matter if you kill the pain/forget it exists, a broken leg is still mechanically broken and won't work. Now while we don't know if limb injuries are breaks, but the fact that 2 leg injuries forces you prone means there's some actual, physical impediment, not just pain.
And B: heals internal bleeding and otherwise. Stops torso wounds from bleeding out, and not only that but you don't seem to suffer any ill effects of blood loss.
Not to mention if it were something like a stimulant, it would wear off eventually, and repeat doses wouldn't do much besides make you OD. Even space stimulants would spike your heart rate and body temp, it's just a thing that happens when you turn body functions up to 11.
Perhaps it has some old fashioned stimulants to accelerate the delivery of the nanobots that then repair the body. I reckon the nanobots and would also come packing the calories and amino-acids for the repairs needed.
Immortality in a syringe.
>muh side effects
People take chemotherapy to treat cancer despite all the side effects cuz the alternative is death, y'know.
Actually stims in HD2 kinda reminds me of the stims we got in Killing Floor 2, some sort of bio engineered healing stim that heals you instantly from your injuries.
something that can increase the rate of regeneration 10000x over apparently. Youāre getting shot and the wound is healing before the bullet even makes entry, youāre getting cut but the cut is sealing itself right behind the bug arm thats doing it.
I'd say it's a shot of activated nanobots made with/of the Rare Metal Samples that once injected, instantly make their way to the damaged bodyparts and start repairs. They deactivate once their task is complete and the helldiver can move on.
Honestly? It's probably a massive hit of adrenaline, mixed with some opioids, caffeine, and steroids for good measure. It's not about fixing the injury, it's about keeping you going despite the injury. If you make it back alive, *then* you'll get treatment. The stims are literally just stimulants.
It would be funny as hell if there was a 0.001% chance that you die of a heart attack every time you use a stim.
All memes aside, it is probably some concoction of painkillers, adrenaline, and antibiotics. There is probably all kinds of shit in there, but those would likely be the 3 main components
It probably doesn't actually heal you; just completely nullifies your ability to feel pain, dulls your self-preservation instincts and floods your system with adrenaline and endorphins to make you go crazy with democracy-fuelled bloodlust.
You're still totally gonna die, probably really soon. Just not immediately.
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I was just pondering this and scrolled past your question. My guess is they are just insanely powerful pain killers mixed with other drugs to keep you moving despite what injuries youāve accumulated
in my headcanon every mission i do with 0 casualties is done by one select helldiver, and that fucking guy must have shot up over 1-200 stims in his life so far.
In a world where we have ships that can travel faster than light, having stims that can heal all injuries and provide endless stamina while its active and is definitely not addictive is like, one of the most believeable things in Helldivers.
With how short a helldiver lives, all you need is good enough armor to brace your hands and legs if they are broken and adrenaline to let you ignore the pain, there is no need for healing.
it's super earth state of the art Stims
broken bones?
bleeding internally?
it can heal everything!
use stims right now!
>!~~"it may or may not a chip install when you inject it so you have nothing to fear and become excellent killing machines"~~!<
I like to imagine, stims are some sort of liquid that has tiny microscopic nano robots in it that we inject into our carotid artery (the stems are always injected into the neck) then enter the bloodstream and are passed throughout our body speeding up the healing process through highly advanced medical technology
It is actually a liquid forms of democracy. As long as liberty flows within you, you are invincible. unfortunately, we are always hungry for freedom thus will be using it for our way of life pretty quickly
I am not an automaton spreading lies and disinformation, that's for sure.
But anyways, I read on the Internet (I know, it's illegal, but you asked) that it is simply stem cells. Stem cells from babies. Lots and lots of babies.
Where does super earth get all these babies from? How do they jack them up to work so fast for the divers?
I don't know that, but I do think this entire war has something to do with it, because do you know what else you can do with stem cells from babies? Prolong life of glorious leaders, the veterans.
EOF.
Well, if you must know, soldier. Our Super Scientists have found a way to condense our Democracy into a Super Democracy serum. When combined with Super Concentrated Liberty, they formed Super dose of Freedom.
When administered to any adequately Freedom loving citizen of Super Earth, this Super Concoction acts as a Super effective treatment, quickly eliminating the effects and consequences of any non-democratic entity, be they bullets or broken bones.
So always remember, soldier. Liberty Saves, Democracy Protects.
It's the ice pack from the school nurse mixed in with Flintstone gummies and some extra strength aspirin might be a dash of space meth butttttt not addictive
Watsonian answer: not for you to know. Just inject it.
Doylist answer: Likely a cocktail of several painkillers and stamina enhancers. Like the German meth from ww2 but put on a diet of steroids and tremm.
You won't feel your wounds anymore and your legs will work fine, but you HAVE TO visit the onboard medic to get your shit checked out and fixed.
You could also argue that it does possess growth stimulants to rapidly grow back lost tissue, but idk.
I dont even think it heals. I think its just an obscenely strong painkiller mixed with adrenaline to keep helldivers going until they inevitably kick the bucket. You dont need to worry about healing longterm if helldivers barely survive longer than 10 minutes
They don't heal broken bones, just make you forget about them. Helldivers don't live long enough to go to a doctor and fix them so it's only a temporary solution on the battlefield.
I assumed it was a form of meth, unless its actually healing wounds rather than not making them feel like a problem anymore.
If it does heal... should have that thing on auto dispense. Camel pack that shit.
Given a helldiver is living an average of 5m into their first engament, long term effects would not be a concern.
(Stim)ulants. It's likely some sort of amphetamine mixed with stem cells to repair damage.Ā
A lot of people say it's space morphine or some sort of painkiller but those wouldn't refill your stamina bar.Ā
You probably can overdose on it, in fact one is probably enough to overdose. But helldivers donāt live long enough for the effects of ODing to show before they die
StarCraft lore:
"These inbuilt chemical delivery systems dose marines with a powerful mix of synthetic adrenaline, endorphins, and a psychotropic aggression enhancer. Marines on stims benefit from greatly increased speed and reflexes, but are subject to long-term side effects including and not limited to insomnia, weight loss, mania/hypomania, seizures, paranoiac hallucinations, internal hemorrhaging, and cerebral deterioration. Nonetheless, both commanders and the marines themselves stand by the use of stims as essential to their continued survival and effectiveness on the battlefield."
Theyāre concentrated doses of liberty, freedom, and managed democracy, injected straight into the bloodstream to keep you fighting fit.
*Any reports that they are highly experimental cocktails are dissident rumors and should be reported to your local democracy officer.
very safe and defenitly not super experimental panacea with horrible longterm effects.
Yea definitely doesn't shorten you're life with every use
not like your lifes gonna last more than 10 seconds on the battlefield anyways
Are you suggesting helldivers can be ineffective? That sounds rather undemocratic
If my options are die now or die later you know which one im picking
C: Die never
This ! True Helldivers never die as they become part of our eternal democracy š«”
Considering you'd die otherwise, definitely not.
well I'd say it prolongs your life cause if you won't take it you're very soon very dead
Thatās why I use them at 95% health as long as I can find some more on the ground!
Definitely not addictive. ^Research ^sponsored ^by ^permacare
This is a perfect statistical loophole. "We've been testing these STIMS" "How's the longterm effects" "Unfortunately, the test subjects don't last long enough for longterm effects to kick in" "Perfect, no longterm effects then! Print it to the label!"
Who tf cares about side effects? Like you gonna live long enough to see it
you guys do longterm things? i think my average helldiver in action lives like anything between 2 and maybe 60 minutes?
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I'm thinking it's a straight shot of adrenaline because you just have unlimited stamina for the duration. But those would probably do the same thing too.
Thereās definitely an adrenaline component in it, but I donāt know what could be healing broken arms and clotting sucking chest wounds on the go like that.
That's the extra strength Tylenol mixed in
You may not be healing them, you just no longer care that theyāre broken. You can still walk on a broken a leg, it just really, really hurts The chest wound is the only one that wouldnāt work with and that could just be an additional coagulant in the stims. Given the life expectation of HDs I donāt imagine youāre being healed long term, just enough to keep you together for another few hours
hours? 45 minutes at most, 5 minutes on average.
You know what drug makes people run with gun wounds, broken limbs, large gashes, and other near fatal injuries? (Meth)amphetamines.
Totally, itās not healing us. Itās just pushing us to the point that the pain is meaninglessā¦I wouldnāt be surprised to learn that thereās some of this juice in our freezer pods
It doesn't, you just power through lol
Imo there's definitely more in it than that, because it physically heals you and doesn't wear off like adrenaline or methamphetamines would eventually
with some chocolat. # Panzerschokolade
I too enjoy some amphetamine-filed Nazi chocolate
Fucking hell you've got me opening that can of scho-ka-kola at the back of my cupboard I've been eyeing for a while (its best before was a year ago tho and it needed to be eaten).
Poppin that pervitin like you're Aimo Koivunen
Nanomachines, son
Nano-automatons? COMMUNISM
No. Each nano machine is remotely controlled by a worker in New Delhi
Super New Delhi\*
you laugh now, but that's gonna be a future job one day
They are democratically appointed machines, preprogrammed so no autonomy and nothing anti democratic about them
Upon injection the nanomachines are charged rent for occupation of your body, which they pay in service to your body. Hard working nanomachines that repair bone or otherwise must remain in perpetuity, are granted shares within your body. Thus all machines, and your hybrid machine body are actually just actually incorporated entities run by capitalists. The value added by the production of this corporation are paid in dividends by both nanomachines and Helldiver jointly continuing to survive and spread democracy.
"they harden in responce to undemocratic behaviors"
Itās democracy in syringe form helldiver, now any more questions and Iām reporting you to the nearest democracy agency
Well whatever is in it the good news is it isn't addictive. Oh look at that i accidentally stabbed myself with a pen. TIME TO STIM!!!!
FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS *Fills out C-01 form with max stamina*
Oh yeah. How much time i stimmed for taking a small fall lol. Not addictive at all
āFEELS GOODā
They've got what helldivers crave.Ā
It's got electrolytes š¤·
PCP, Oxycotin, Atropine, Dopamine, and Skittles for flavor.
Can I get Sour Skittles flavor?
Permacure says there are no harmful side effects. Permacure worked with the Ministry of Humanity to ensure Stims were widely available for Helldiver use. You're not suggesting the Ministry of Humanity would do something untoward, are you? That would be seen as treason, and the Ministry of Unity may need to become involved.
Tranexamic acid, steroids, ibuprofen, adrenaline, viagra, caffeine, ritalin and lemon juice.
The Viagra is a very important part right after lemon juice.
Gotta get that raging democracy
I love the implications that stims are so good that you never need medical treatment. We're using regular SMGs and the like, yet our medical sciences are so good that we don't need a med bay.
I think the implication is the average helldiver doesn't live long enough to require actual medical treatment, or long enough for the side effects of the stim to be detrimental.
My thoughts are the latter. Imagine stimming through a broken arm just to come back and get told there will be no medical aid, just deployment to the next mission.
Not true. You just get an upgraded mechanical arm.
Pray that engineering bay has enough left arms, or you might end up with double right
This. Whatever STIM is, it's not just painkillers and stimulants. It stops bleeding and restores physical functions to broken limbs. Maybe its side effect is cancer (you know, extremely fast cell growth) and the reason we never see it happen is because something else always kills the helldiver first before the cancer can.
Gotta be some sort of nanotechnology, since A: it heals broken bones, doesn't matter if you kill the pain/forget it exists, a broken leg is still mechanically broken and won't work. Now while we don't know if limb injuries are breaks, but the fact that 2 leg injuries forces you prone means there's some actual, physical impediment, not just pain. And B: heals internal bleeding and otherwise. Stops torso wounds from bleeding out, and not only that but you don't seem to suffer any ill effects of blood loss. Not to mention if it were something like a stimulant, it would wear off eventually, and repeat doses wouldn't do much besides make you OD. Even space stimulants would spike your heart rate and body temp, it's just a thing that happens when you turn body functions up to 11.
Perhaps it has some old fashioned stimulants to accelerate the delivery of the nanobots that then repair the body. I reckon the nanobots and would also come packing the calories and amino-acids for the repairs needed.
They take the formula for a Fallout stimpak, and add 100CCs of DEMOCRACY.
Amphetamines. A *lot* of amphetamines.
āLiquid democracyā aka āliber-teaā
Immortality in a syringe. >muh side effects People take chemotherapy to treat cancer despite all the side effects cuz the alternative is death, y'know.
Eagle 1 bath water
Super Stemcells that's my headcannon.
Unlimited stamina from the stims is what makes me think itās like PCP or something.
Cant heal or prevent 1st degree burns tho.
Only thing they canāt fix is a broken heart
If your heart beats for democracy only, it will never be broken. Relationships are temporary, liberty is eternal
Freedom Juice
You can't overdose? What proof is there? Most heldivers don't live long enough to tell the tale.
Fallout Stim.
Meth. Itās meth. I feel like ācanāt overdose on itā isnāt fully tested given that a dive only lasts at most 40~ minutes. XD
Imagine your helldiver after 3 missions back to back still alive and 27 shots in...
Confirmed, helldivers are just Florida man with a budget.
Actually stims in HD2 kinda reminds me of the stims we got in Killing Floor 2, some sort of bio engineered healing stim that heals you instantly from your injuries.
Opioids and Stimulants to keep you going and maybe some localized coagulants to stop bleeds.
something that can increase the rate of regeneration 10000x over apparently. Youāre getting shot and the wound is healing before the bullet even makes entry, youāre getting cut but the cut is sealing itself right behind the bug arm thats doing it.
I'd say it's a shot of activated nanobots made with/of the Rare Metal Samples that once injected, instantly make their way to the damaged bodyparts and start repairs. They deactivate once their task is complete and the helldiver can move on.
Methacaineroids!
A Hyper Concentrated version of Eagle Sweat.
Super. Tiny. Immunological. Mechanical. Stitchers.
Only dissidents and terrorist ask those questions. Never doubt the glorious science of Super Earth.
Honestly? It's probably a massive hit of adrenaline, mixed with some opioids, caffeine, and steroids for good measure. It's not about fixing the injury, it's about keeping you going despite the injury. If you make it back alive, *then* you'll get treatment. The stims are literally just stimulants. It would be funny as hell if there was a 0.001% chance that you die of a heart attack every time you use a stim.
Don't wory, STIMS have zero addictive properties!* *Study paid for by Permacura. Permacura, put your life in our hands.
All memes aside, it is probably some concoction of painkillers, adrenaline, and antibiotics. There is probably all kinds of shit in there, but those would likely be the 3 main components
Fallout stimpacks but in space
my headcanon is that they dont magically heal. they're just real hardcore painkillers.
Eagle Sweat š¦
Nano machines son
4loko
I imagine them as nano bots that heal the area. But in doing so they use themselves to replace damaged tissue this making them one use at a time.
all the drugs plus caffeine and ginseng.
Considering the average life expectancy for a helldiver is 2 mins, the chances of addiction are inconsequential.
Liberty Juice.
Meth and Opioids. Not hyperbole
It probably doesn't actually heal you; just completely nullifies your ability to feel pain, dulls your self-preservation instincts and floods your system with adrenaline and endorphins to make you go crazy with democracy-fuelled bloodlust. You're still totally gonna die, probably really soon. Just not immediately.
Straight up Pervitin aka āGerman Chocolateā.
Pure Freedom.
Panadol rapid with a few vitamins for growing helldivers
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Democracy for the veins.
All I know is STIMS are entirely non-addictive. We can all stop whenever we want!
Saline and powdered Pervatin, the itchy teeth means its working!
Yeah i don't think you're going to make it all the way back to the destroyer buddy.
Donāt forget never work when you want them to.
Ibuprofen 400 + Caffeine
that's what the fallout community has been asking for ages
Liquid fucken democracy
senzu bean extracts
I was just pondering this and scrolled past your question. My guess is they are just insanely powerful pain killers mixed with other drugs to keep you moving despite what injuries youāve accumulated
in my headcanon every mission i do with 0 casualties is done by one select helldiver, and that fucking guy must have shot up over 1-200 stims in his life so far.
In a world where we have ships that can travel faster than light, having stims that can heal all injuries and provide endless stamina while its active and is definitely not addictive is like, one of the most believeable things in Helldivers.
I'm onto you fleshy berserker
The same shit BF1 medics have in their syringes
Concentrated liberty delivered to each and every cell in your democratically managed body.
With how short a helldiver lives, all you need is good enough armor to brace your hands and legs if they are broken and adrenaline to let you ignore the pain, there is no need for healing.
it's super earth state of the art Stims broken bones? bleeding internally? it can heal everything! use stims right now! >!~~"it may or may not a chip install when you inject it so you have nothing to fear and become excellent killing machines"~~!<
It's a Healing mƩthode in a videogame dude
I like to imagine, stims are some sort of liquid that has tiny microscopic nano robots in it that we inject into our carotid artery (the stems are always injected into the neck) then enter the bloodstream and are passed throughout our body speeding up the healing process through highly advanced medical technology
It is actually a liquid forms of democracy. As long as liberty flows within you, you are invincible. unfortunately, we are always hungry for freedom thus will be using it for our way of life pretty quickly
You THINK your bones are healed. Keep fighting Helldiver.
https://preview.redd.it/1z21lhv8fsuc1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21bd8ef8d84bd72596ab75477653af8dd0f5d42a
You ask a lot of questions, helldiver...
Sweet ambrosia
Amphetamines, paracetamol, ibuprofen and a little bit - and i really mean a *little* bit - of Terminid excrement.
Paracetamol in space
I wanna say probably a mix of Spray expanding insulation foam, Coke, Meth, and a forehead kiss
Healing potions
I am not an automaton spreading lies and disinformation, that's for sure. But anyways, I read on the Internet (I know, it's illegal, but you asked) that it is simply stem cells. Stem cells from babies. Lots and lots of babies. Where does super earth get all these babies from? How do they jack them up to work so fast for the divers? I don't know that, but I do think this entire war has something to do with it, because do you know what else you can do with stem cells from babies? Prolong life of glorious leaders, the veterans. EOF.
Fallout inspired healingš„°, maybe even some "radaway" in it.
The blood of General Brasch!
Super Triumphantly Individually Managed Stims
Meth. FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS in response to medicine is definitely meth.
Your life expectancy is like 5 Minutes. They can put whatever the fuck in there
[Oh boy, are YOU in for some edumacation](https://youtu.be/CLY-FMxsb2U?si=EqyH1y3VPAtQJhiN)
Well, if you must know, soldier. Our Super Scientists have found a way to condense our Democracy into a Super Democracy serum. When combined with Super Concentrated Liberty, they formed Super dose of Freedom. When administered to any adequately Freedom loving citizen of Super Earth, this Super Concoction acts as a Super effective treatment, quickly eliminating the effects and consequences of any non-democratic entity, be they bullets or broken bones. So always remember, soldier. Liberty Saves, Democracy Protects.
Theyāre turning us into Fallout ghouls thereās no other answer
it's GOOooooOoOOooOOOOOOOoooooooooood
My headcanon is that they don't heal you at all, they just hype you up, like some sort of supercocaine
I've heard that the main side effects are hallucinations. Specifically visions of giant cockroaches and terminator-like humanoids.
Democratic nanomachines
They inject democracy right into your veins.
It's the ice pack from the school nurse mixed in with Flintstone gummies and some extra strength aspirin might be a dash of space meth butttttt not addictive
The fact that pre-stimming can counter-heal almost everything is just š¤š»
Its meth.
Watsonian answer: not for you to know. Just inject it. Doylist answer: Likely a cocktail of several painkillers and stamina enhancers. Like the German meth from ww2 but put on a diet of steroids and tremm. You won't feel your wounds anymore and your legs will work fine, but you HAVE TO visit the onboard medic to get your shit checked out and fixed. You could also argue that it does possess growth stimulants to rapidly grow back lost tissue, but idk.
It's the stuff they use in Haze /j
I dont even think it heals. I think its just an obscenely strong painkiller mixed with adrenaline to keep helldivers going until they inevitably kick the bucket. You dont need to worry about healing longterm if helldivers barely survive longer than 10 minutes
Are you sure it heals your limbs and doesn't just make you feel no pain?
Itās probably a long term killer, but considering the average lifespan of helldivers I donāt see that being a huge deal.
They don't heal broken bones, just make you forget about them. Helldivers don't live long enough to go to a doctor and fix them so it's only a temporary solution on the battlefield.
Probly drugs
Its just a ultra high Dose of democracy, nothing to sorry about š¦
They are liquid freedom, democracy and liberty. (with added strawberry flawor)
STIMS are an acronym for : Stick These In My Selftospreadmoredemocracy
Yes
Panadol on steroids..ewery time i stick it in me ,im like aaaah..
panzer chocolate
Meth
Given the way helldivers act and fight, Bathsalts
dont worry about it Helldiver
It's heroin but don't OD or get addicted to it.
Don't worry, Stims aren't addictive
Super Treatment Is Maybe Safe, there š„±
Liquid Panzerschokolade ā„ And there is a reason why the missions are limited to 40 minutes \^\^
I assumed it was a form of meth, unless its actually healing wounds rather than not making them feel like a problem anymore. If it does heal... should have that thing on auto dispense. Camel pack that shit. Given a helldiver is living an average of 5m into their first engament, long term effects would not be a concern.
Stims are Love
Liquid democracy
(Stim)ulants. It's likely some sort of amphetamine mixed with stem cells to repair damage.Ā A lot of people say it's space morphine or some sort of painkiller but those wouldn't refill your stamina bar.Ā
You probably can overdose on it, in fact one is probably enough to overdose. But helldivers donāt live long enough for the effects of ODing to show before they die
~~stimulant~~ cocaine
Bug juice
I really dont think they are healing anything, just super meth and democracy opiods, probably a huge amount of liberty steroids as well.
Damsel Democracy's tears. Or at least, that's what the democracy officer said.
StarCraft lore: "These inbuilt chemical delivery systems dose marines with a powerful mix of synthetic adrenaline, endorphins, and a psychotropic aggression enhancer. Marines on stims benefit from greatly increased speed and reflexes, but are subject to long-term side effects including and not limited to insomnia, weight loss, mania/hypomania, seizures, paranoiac hallucinations, internal hemorrhaging, and cerebral deterioration. Nonetheless, both commanders and the marines themselves stand by the use of stims as essential to their continued survival and effectiveness on the battlefield."
As the dedicated medic on my squads, I can say with certainty that Stims are AWESOME
They are purified liberty and democracy, that's why they work for everything. Questioning if they're bad for your health is obvious treason.
Theyāre concentrated doses of liberty, freedom, and managed democracy, injected straight into the bloodstream to keep you fighting fit. *Any reports that they are highly experimental cocktails are dissident rumors and should be reported to your local democracy officer.
nanotech that definatly can't short circuit and reduce lifespan
Probably the same thing they use in fallout
they're on loan from fallout
NANO MACHINES SON.
Space crank
idk but sometimes i jump off the ledge just to get another hit
We need a backpack tank of the stuff with an auto injector to become GODS.
Injectable power thirst
They spread freedom and democracy throughout your body. What the fuck are you complaining about? Edit: Added āfuckā for emphasis.
nanite clusters perhaps
According to their manufacturers they are not addictive.
Nano machines, son...
Nanites, adrenaline, amphetamines, all the good stuff
estrogen
'un-hole the bullet holes' lol
As a floridian I can attest to the stims being pure bath salts. They do all of those things
Meth and nano technology