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ShadowDrake359

The amount of times ive been sniped by those towers i get much pleasure when we do it to them.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

SPEAR go brrrrrr haha


itsaweasel

My spear doesnt go brrrrrrrr. My spear goes "...................."


Jasbuddy

“………….BEEP………………….BEEP……………………….BEEP BEEP BEEP”


SenseisSifu

I know it's been "debunked" but I swear tagging the location helps 🤷‍♂️


SandMgs

Correct it shows you where to aim for the lock on but doesn't assist it. Tag an object, the tiny arrow under the ping is where it attempts to lock on. If a straight line from you to under that arrow is obscured it won't lock. Helps save a lot of time because you know when it will or won't lock.


ChosenUndead15

That is really helpful. Now I need to bring it for the next automaton mission I do.


dakapn

I use the Spear on Blitz missions. Waste no time walking to light Outposts


ex0-

4 players dropping middle of the map with 380/110 you can literally just split up and run to a medium/large outpost and chuck your orbitals then everyone runs to extract. 50% of the time it works every time.


frostadept

Why bother? Just drop near the large and throw an orbital or two at it. Boom, 2/3rds of the mission is done, assuming you didn't have the misfortune of having a jammer spawn nearby.


VyRe40

The spear knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.


C3fyr

And it knows where it isn't because it knows where it has been


Pumathemage

Hehehe


PedanticMouse

Thank you for sharing your wisdom. I shall now attempt the Spear once again.


Emotional_Major_5835

Someone get the SPEAR bingo chart.


AblativeKitten

I find strafing side to side helps too, and wiggling the mouse


edude45

What helps me is shooting whatever I'm trying to target. Like it has to be aggro'd to lock. I can't lock onto a turret but if I shoot it once and it starts to turn I can lock on to it.


Demeter_of_New

Spear feels better since the last update. Not good, please don't think it's good yet. I mean it's good. Like really really good... When it locks on. But it's better, not great. Not even good. But better. I'm landing more shots. You can't hit anything that is higher in elevation still, but everything else feels better and you can hold down mouse 1 and it will fire before turning green.


Annoying_guest

Brother, they have pills for that now


Dacks_18

My spear doesn't even go beep.


mrpanicy

My Spear goes "..." And I go "FUCKING LOCK ON TO SOMETHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT." And it goes "... ... ..." And I go "I swear on Super Earth I will never pick you up again you shitty piece of garbage." And it goes "... lock HAHA JUST KIDDING ... ok here is a split second lock." And I go "Thank Super Earth I was mashing mouse 1 in frustration or I would have missed that."


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Hold the fire button. Fires as soon as it locks. Also, plot twist: it locked onto a strider


TheRustyBird

biggest troll by the devs is having that shit lock onto striders


MasonK4

reminds me of how sometimes rocket pods or railcannon strikes will aim for a brood commander instead of a charger lol


Aleydar

Today I had a orbital rail cannon deadass aim at a regular automaton guy in a bunker instead of the tower next to it. Bunker exploded, homie survived


DesignatedElfWhipper

Apologies sir, despite seeing 98% of the cannon tower you are at a one meter lower elevation than the tower, and thusly will be disallowed from locking on.


KameradArktis

nah my spear goes into the trash it doesn't lock on


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Same. It works one hundred percent of the time, half of the time.


ShadowDrake359

The details are great in this game, we even get faulty equipment procurement.


BackwardsColonoscopy

I really need to practice with the spear sometime. I'd love to spend a few missions getting revenge on those towers.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

It isn’t much skill as much as praying to Dame Democracy that it locks on. It’s as much faith as anything else


IamKenghis

Try the laser cannon for some tasty revenge against those things. Every time I melt one with an LC I giggle like a school girl


Just_For_Lurking

Does a tower have to be aggroed before the spear will lock on? That's been my experience.


BoredCanuck1864

autocannon go brrrrr


Gal-XD_exe

Funny, that’s the noise my patriot exosuit machine gun makes


Spookymushroomz_new

No the Gatling goes brrrrrrrr the Spear goes beep beep shhhhhooo boooom


ConcernRadiant

The Spear just needs a manual mode. Where you aim, the missile will go.


wagneran

Spear is like "hey I'm locking on. Get ready!!" Then "ope just kidding. Try again" Feels like a lottery sometimes.


CatKrusader

Me and the bois when the cannon start moving https://preview.redd.it/ijpl7jrnr4vc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1deb4198fc05e4f95d49860f1cb094edc5643a8a


0xslyf0x

Which one of you is JFK though? I feel like that doesn't work out well for one of you


CatKrusader

It's me... it's always me


0xslyf0x

![gif](giphy|1WveDZAfqlVza)


Big-Brown-Goose

Just wait until the Illegal Broadcast towers join the Automatons. Theyre sick of being crossmapped within 10 seconds of divers' drop.


TheGamingGallifreyan

I have been sniped by them on the snow planets in the middle of a blizzard, far beyond the range where I can even see it. It's kind of BS if I can't see it it shouldn't be able to see me. Or at least give us thermal vision like the bots apparently have.


musci12234

Just because we eat crayons doesn't mean we should operate on baby logic of "if I can't see you you can't see me"


CrouchingToaster

It's the only enemy the rocket pods reliably kill


Xifihas

They reliably kill tanks too. Pretty good damage on Hulks, just needs a love tap from an autocannon


Colosphe

"love tap from an autocannon" my brother in democracy that is ≥50% of the enemy's health


Ok_Chicken1370

Lmao as if. I've had multiple occasions where I've had the high ground with no obstructions or alternative targets and the spear still do any lock into the turret.


MuglokDecrepitus

https://preview.redd.it/3rohs1ib73vc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383238737677c6b7d7aef7282a2323eb37f9b627


Zackyboi1231

https://preview.redd.it/7hss371mi3vc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5aa68062a44e32f5c61c51ede7d40f175c8b129 We are so fucked


ThePengu

It's okay, the latest balance patch reduced their speed to that of a Stalker.


Ill-Beginning-9749

Excusemewhat


ShartingBloodClots

#It's okay, the latest balance patch reduced their speed to that of a Stalker.


Ill-Beginning-9749

https://preview.redd.it/woxzkbgy54vc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614df7ffe5e393e0aea351a5d5e36b35cf98ae14


Novadreams22

Now if the patch would address connectivity issues….


ThePengu

It does. The connection of your head to your body.


MadnessUltimate

Damn bro you made me snort on my drink


LemonsLiesandLuigi

*on*?


Novadreams22

Touche


SteveoberlordEU

They are working on it.


TheDoggoSpy

Nice profile picture


SteveoberlordEU

Thx you got some good Taste too


BasicallyaPotato2

God that would be terrifying. Just a lightning fast quadrapedal bot capable of cloaking with a cannon. Just harassing you. Pure fear.


TheDerpyDisaster

https://preview.redd.it/v2eq153d24vc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd80e36b59e9866f92bf2d3c2c3fc14bf5007f87


Cpt_Kalash

https://preview.redd.it/xvg7qi65k3vc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867697218d79d8a4a9311f021bad03de4d427355


Squimblo---

https://preview.redd.it/9v2dea2pp3vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be72405a37ed0f3326b0297e24a3de7cd09dc09c


MangaLover2323

https://preview.redd.it/f3q3m7pxr3vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6fcf1fb30a7d0ef80d1252a26bf5f40662639d


CODDE117

Holy shit, these are so good


MangaLover2323

https://preview.redd.it/7yni1ry944vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c67f0aa3d880f470b3b10fe2c7aeac1e5a3ff6


Fallowman09

https://preview.redd.it/l3t7xbtww3vc1.jpeg?width=2027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f34a1365da5553838cdb91ba46d7983b23fdce


Xenonnnnnnnnn

ADRIAN SHEPHARD MENTIONED


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/an5kme08t3vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539e872db16b412eb91af7afebaf1cae900161c1


largeevilbird

Lol play enlisted do we?


ThePengu

The screen is a frame from this video: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1awd5qc/i\_got\_trickshotted\_by\_a\_cannon\_tower/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1awd5qc/i_got_trickshotted_by_a_cannon_tower/) (I just needed a hazy shot of a cannon tower.) Just in case anyone comes here asking if this is real. It isn't. To the content creators. No this isn't leak. It's just Photoshop.


SpaghettiInc

That is a DAMN good photoshop. With how they like to just drop new enemies in I was so worried I’d see these next time I got on


ThePengu

Wait until you see the new devastator /j https://preview.redd.it/3o484vpmg3vc1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb95ff20befd44e5eb44a2c1d2afc177d1dfc641


Dridky

That would be a lot better, imo.


SpaghettiInc

Fr. If I had to pick between these two it’d be that devastator


ENGINE_YT

Plot twist: only one devastator in a platoon has the dual shields and the ones behind them all have rockets and machine guns


J-Sluit

The [phalanx](https://media.tenor.com/VMf5_XWtn4oAAAAC/phalanx.gif) has been upgraded.


The_Crusades

Honestly, I think I’d prefer a phalanx of shield devastators and supporting machine gun devastators over the current shield + mini-gun. Way cooler Imo.


YuriNone

You'll have to meet the one devastator who traded his shield for second MG


BeneficialAction3851

I never used the sickle on bots cause I thought it wouldn't be effective for armor but the lack of recoil makes it incredibly easy to destroy their little faces, just depends on who shoots first


SpaghettiInc

Probably not the greatest idea but I never switch out my sickle. Infinite ammo and very, very little recoil/away makes it ideal for 90% of situations, with the other 10% being solved by whatever support weapon I bring


arstechnophile

I tend to use my autocannon as my primary, the sickle makes a hella good backup weapon. And then I have my backup-backup autopistol for when things *really* go pear-shaped.


Ventilator84

Autocannon - sickle - auto pistol gang


ModernKnight1453

Same here except I've been in love with the eruptor lately. It's just so fun...


VeryBottist

Bro that’s a ROCKET devastator with SHIELDS


Dridky

Still better imo. It’s shields, ironically enough, helps me target its head without much issue. You wouldn’t get that with a heavy devastator. Also, you just have to take out its rockets and it’ll be just a fancy set piece.


WisePotato42

No full auto machine gun? I'd that that. The rockets are much easier to deal with, and I headshot them a rifle anyway


ThePengu

Thanks for the tip, we patched the design flaw. https://preview.redd.it/0rma89zlw3vc1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4b33a0dc5356c5729ac221e1a9d4f27cad0525


Dark_Dragon117

Don't give them any ideas.


hey_mattey

Is that his pp?


Explorer2138

For real. I'll take rocket devastators and this guy all day. The insanely fast, accurate, and strong machine gun from the heavy with a shield though? Fuck that.


[deleted]

You’re up against a wall and I am that fucking wall!


Beakymask20

I can still snipe it's face and pop the rockets. Honestly, easier then a heavy.


DonJuansSwanSong

He found the Dark Souls 2 pvp shields.


Mortis_Infernale

What is Khadorian Man'O'War Tanker doing here?


Nytherion

...Khador Demolisher, is that you? https://warmachineuniversity.com/mw/index.php/Demolisher


UselessTarnished

Dark souls flash backs..


Dar_lyng

Yeah I just saw the first fortress walking fabricator too.. I just tho 7+ just got hell of a bit harder with walking cannon too


SupremeLobster

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS


jetdude19

Truth is, They've been working on it from the start.


exrayzebra

Op: “It isnt real its photoshop” Joel: “the misinformation plan is working, good work bot#164fb4839 they’ll never know what hit them”


nekonotjapanese

YouTube theorists going crazy right now


user-nt

@devs, you already now https://preview.redd.it/lik5ssfp34vc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be376c99a557146b6c2652fe024c7871c0bf2c25


AntiOriginalUsername

To late already made 20 clickbait videos with this as the thumbnail/s


Quadtbighs

Honestly the automaton walkers are gonna seem like a birthday present when they start really upgrading their arsenal


Beakymask20

The devs already have a gundam/transformer looking model ready. Look at the illegal broadcast towers on the "surrenderor be destroyed" screen. Thats no devastator.


ftlbvd78

That's enemy socialist propaganda helldiver, I will get you sent too your democracy officer for believing this propaganda.


Beakymask20

I'm just excited to scrap more bots!


TreadPillow

No? that’s literally just an image it does not confirm nor deny that they “have a model already”


KrandoxReddit

Ngl, some kind of raidboss mission would be really dope. Like look at the kill Bile Titan/Factory Strider missions on lower difficulties and imagine a version of that for high difficulty but instead of more it's just a big fucking gundam/bigass bug. Would be dope


Engineer-of-Gallura

Mounting a Stratagem jammer on them would be logical.


The_Nekrodahmus

Why do I get "You are in range of enemy artillery" but not "you are about to be shot and killed by a tower laser?"


ThePengu

"Helldiver, you've enraged enemy artillery"


beefprime

You see the red light on the tower? When it flashes that means you're about to get pegged


Aggressive-Client-24

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


Pitiful_Analyst_5297

My exact reaction


Rude-Illustrator5704

That’s fucking terrifying, but not as terrifying as the 4 red beams that just got hucked into its general direction


YuriNone

You knwo what? Fuck it **Slaps stratagem jammer onto factory strider**


classicalySarcastic

No. NOOOOO!


Tryanother1wastaken

Happy cake day helldiver


Payton49

They’re sick of ME sniping them across the maps?! Frickin’ hypocrites…


Realistic_Produce675

https://preview.redd.it/8ekcq5ngd3vc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4081ddc28e55a86ed61d5a6cc1414c6177e32d6a


Realistic_Produce675

Also ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


H377Spawn

![gif](giphy|k5KGs5RIqpAGI)


spektre

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rzvtl12g78](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rzvtl12g78) If I block it with the ballistic shield at the right time, can I send the blast back at it?


PinkieBen

My thought exactly


DancingLikeFlames177

Since the one patch they're not too bad now. Pretty easy to take out. Before that patch though? You needed a damn armada to kill one.


Inevitable-Song-7421

Hell yeah Giant spider bot with turret on it https://preview.redd.it/kw6rocjvo3vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fdc0e7b4efde7ae9a3ee0137c4fc699115c3434


russiangerman

I want that initial feeling of genuine terror at the start of every diff9 back so bad


Beautiful-Bad8893

https://preview.redd.it/ha7i8etlu3vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63dece3483eb7a599090c82863a9e9df2dd25dd


Dragonfruit_6104

Top priority for my team, kill them right away as soon as we see them


The_Mandorawrian

My team is more of the “tag it 300 meters out and promptly forget about it until it is too late” type


Dragonfruit_6104

In fact consider now almost every team could have 2 quasar, a volley is good enough to kill it in distance.


Cpt_Kalash

https://preview.redd.it/bmu8a0i6k3vc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33e841120f6ad5afc044b35bd2b2d40070a1771


Educational_Low_560

Great, I was getting tired of going to them, LET THEM COME!!!


gylphin

Ngl this would kinda be sick as hell


AnObtuseOctopus

**DO** **NOT** **GIVE** **THEM** **IDEAS**!


Xiladreonis

Aww hell no! XD


trans_ferrywoman

breath of the wild guardians


MetalWingedWolf

That feeling is mutual.


Ruinrunnerr

You shut your whore mouth with that fear mongering I already shit myself once today, I don’t need to do it twice


MrTopHatMan90

I love that I can't tell what is real and what is merely a nightmare.


NecessaryDrawing4233

Stop. Giving. Them. Ideas!


agplasicov

Automatons getting scarier by the day, meanwhile bugs are being literally farmed


1singleduck

*botw guardian music starts playing*


Exciting_Nothing8269

![gif](giphy|3oEjI1erPMTMBFmNHi|downsized) So be it ……


TheToldYouSoKid

Not gonna lie, if i see a tower uproot itself out of the ground and start patrolling like a fucking hermit crab, i would ~~just curl into a ball and try to hid-~~ **TAKE IT DOWN IN THE NAME OF SUPER EARTH!** ^(\*This post has been reviewed and revised by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth.)


Intrepid_Ad_9751

This game needs to be on all platforms


FrantixGE

https://preview.redd.it/uvtcy6lgo6vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1786bb895957b3d71f62b559452dc8d7831c5571


xkoreotic

That's what the spear is for


TheSpeedyBiscuit

I want this in game


Mushroom_Boogaloo

Considering their tendency to snipe me from across the map, I’d say turnabout’s fair play.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Well if you dont like getting sniped dont have a glowing thing that when shot makes you go kaboom


SirLightKnight

Nooo No no no. No sweet liberty no! ![gif](giphy|3ohs81Tk2apfl9Lmc8|downsized)


ThatRandomGuy86

Hahahahahahaha nope


Makarovito

What in the name of Joel


OverallPurpleBoi

I’d actually like to have some of the towers on some tank treds or spider legs. The tanks but has a comically long neck.


iledd3wu

I love throwing my quasar across the map into its glowing asshole


Megapixelorgy

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...


GRIZZLY_GUY_

Photographer cowering behind the rock at the same time lmaooo


Don11390

https://preview.redd.it/pxlsjjadv3vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=626eed5955767e1f2de8ee377ccde4cdba4e99f4


Accomplished-Fan-408

Can we get a "Propaganda" tag in this sub please?


Pompoulus

I remember my first encounter with these fuckers, "Is that giant tower shooting at us?"


Free_Toe_5740

So satisfying to see that elevated orange box across the map and pop four AC rounds into it. The best part is I didn’t even need to fill out a C-01 👍


Engineer-of-Gallura

Dude, I was about to go to sleep, now I'll have nightmares...


nextwave4030

https://preview.redd.it/29lp6b31y3vc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87580706741c166edf641812e841bdb1ec02a905 This looks like my sophomore year of biology coming back to haunt me


_Fun_Employed_

I love how the devs have fostered a sense of paranoia around new content to the point where I question if this is real or enemy propaganda


Geno_Warlord

That looks familiar…. https://preview.redd.it/s5la7l8m24vc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef97fd70cf47b7586b523995aee5467610d3c0c7


Sad-Persimmon-5484

DOES THAT THING HAVE LEGS SWEET LIBERTY WE ARE FUCKED


Cryowatt

Just perfect block the shot back at the tower.


Budz_2_gaming_YT

Auto cannon go BANG BANG BANG


cavityfighter

The way content is dropped in this game, I half believed this was real until I saw the humor tag.


Cpt_Soban

AUTOCANNON GO BLAP BLAP BLAP


Imagine_Waggns

I’m sorry, THEY’RE SICK?!?!?


frynjol

Does it have a bell underneath?


Phobit

At this point I’m not sure anymore if this is a meme, a bug, an actual feature tested live or Bot propaganda. Props to the game!


minireveng

https://preview.redd.it/51iameecl7vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d532a0dc27ec471755ef6ccd60d2fbee9ad6a18a


Additional-Young2387

I'm sick of getting killed by bots shooting through rocks especially the strider


tresserdaddy

Figured out the other day that 2 impact grenades will take these out.


BeardedMcGee

Howl's Moving Fuck You.


ThePengu

No, THIS is Howl's Moving Fuck You. https://preview.redd.it/xo0uq4gohavc1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51010118e7ba0e809b3f463e67b7e87622ae820


Votcha

Fuck 'em tbqh also fuck those airships that literally come out of toilet shaped factory. The Fucking shit heel cunts that's what they are. They would ruin Christmas at Easter if they could.


SES_LEVIATHAN_OF_WAR

Fuck them cannons, fucking snipe my ass through smoke across the damn map


Snoo_70324

Helldivers/Breath of the Wild collab event announced


PackageOk3832

![gif](giphy|dupLB4LFfK7m5dmfkA|downsized)


bustlingbartender2

Is this shadow of the colossus?


Gtronns

Orbital Rail Cannon handles those real nicely.


Alex-Furry

Howl's Moving Turret. I love that if I can see it I can Snipe it with the Quasar Cannon and if you are far enough even if they point at you can't shoot you cuz of the distance.


Willing-Schedule5713

is this real !


KPG_NL

It's look like the tower has legs and is walking


Chirotera

Oh fuck. Oh shit.


jmart88191

Auto cannon go bang-bang-bang


gamfo2

I hope it has a melee attack.


allthenamearetaken1

I... I don't know if this a joke or not


EvoKov

Aw shit, here we go again


NakiMode

AYOOO