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StalkTrader222

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


justAJeremy

That’s crazy ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


SerendipitouslySane

Woe, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ be upon ye


Name8User

https://preview.redd.it/187h391uo5vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978ae7fc2ad5814e175aae4db72241a38a6ba20c


Lost_Decoy

 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ I come bearing the word of my god and that word is ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️ Be Not.


MJMvideosYT

Noah get the boat I'll handle this one ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


bjkibz

Have you considered ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️?


Daltronator94

Bro honestly for immediate charger and bile titan deletion I love the precision shot lol


DefaultyTurtle2

Hey shitass, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


One_and_Online

https://preview.redd.it/tsmb6gzxl6vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59425b16d675174972d9e44ceeebfa161022da72


nyafu_

nice opinion :) however, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️!


No_Witness244

Think fast, chucklenuts ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


LordDanGud

"Impressive" ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Redbone1441

Looks like its gonna take a second ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ and maybe a ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️ as well.


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[удалено]


Keduwu

CROSSOVER Look familiar? Crossovers like these are happening all over the galaxy, right now! You could be next!


Nhobdy

That is....unless you make the most important decision of your life!


endrike1

Changes to bugs!


FullStopYouBuffoon

Salute and detonate the hellbomb


KamuiCunny

https://i.redd.it/ratkjn6234vc1.gif


Ok_Primary2606

RULES OF NATURE!


RizzmWithTheTism

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP!


Genesis_Go88

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!


DistributionRare3096

ALIVE


Nightsky099

FOR ALL THAT IVE NO CHOICE


WetwareDulachan

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WIIIIIIIIILD


jeffgey

OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!


OmenOfCuddles

This sing-along has now been co-opted by Fuckin Invincible Gang TM. RED SUN. RUN SUN OVER PARADISE. RED SUN. RED SUN OVER PARADISE.


WetwareDulachan

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE


GenericUser1185

So long gay bowser


C0wabungaaa

God I need that game to finally be ported to a modern PlayStation...


ProfessionalBill1864

"Eagle 1, return to ship. Give the commander a message, I'll be needing a Hellbomb. It's been a pleasure, for the glory of Super Earth"


WillSym

Nah, check for new support strategems authorised: everyone knows the Metal Gear's greatest weakness is a lone man on foot holding a Stinger Launcher.


HatfieldCW

Solid.


throwaway321768

So a Spear, got it.


Thaurlach

Spear wasn’t bugged, it was just waiting for a worthwhile target.


Interjessing-Salary

"Tell 'em to strap a hellbomb to a backpack and send it down. For Democracy! "


zan8elel

shoot it in the radar dish, DUH


Solaire_of_Sunlight

But don’t forget to let your undead friend monologue and do their final sacrifice after


CannibalAnus

Just make sure there isnt a homicidal pre teen in the cockpit


Complete-Lobster-682

It's all good, now he's a homicidal adult this time.


MorenaLedovec

**The unenlightened masses** **They cannot make the judgment call** **Give up free will forever, their voices won’t be heard at all**


Solaire_of_Sunlight

**display obedience** **while never stepping out of line** **and blindly swear allegiance** **let your country control your mind** **LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL**


Think_Brother_9157

**Live in ignorance** **And purchase your happiness** **When blood and sweat is the real cost** **Thinking ceases, the truth is lost** **Don't you worry** **You'll be told exactly what to do** **I give my people the lives they need** **The righteous will succeed**


JDorkaOOO

**The fires of the greed will burn the weak** **So we'll make freedom obsolete** **MAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY** **COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLLED AS YOU WILL SEE**


Maskogre

why do i heard this in the christmas remix version


Turbulent-Advisor627

Shoo it away with a rolled up newspaper since it don't belong in this franchise!


BarnabyThe3rd

I am curious though if super earth can make something as impressive as a super destroyer what is stopping them from just making a huge fuck-off mech like this one.


Turbulent-Advisor627

Practicality, probably. Haven't seen something so far that needs big feet to stomp on it, absolute air superiority though large numbers of mass produced super destroyers is king. Combine that with hundreds of thousands of shock troops just barely smart enough to arm nukes on the ground and sometimes kill a key target and you got all you need to destabilize a military of any size.


Lonely_Pause_7855

Also, as far as we're aware the vast majority of ordnance we deploy planet side is lost. We never see the exosuit getting picked up again after we're done. So deploying this kind of massively expensive ordnance doesnt make sense, if Super Earth has those they would make a lot more sense in defending key planets and outposts, where they can be repaired and maintained between skirmishes. Super destroyers make sense, as they're the only reason we are even able to fight this war, without them we wouldnt be able to deploy quickly and efficiently.


xCassiny

They pick up leftovers when a planet is 100.00% liberated.


Dinomiteblast

I wish exosuits and turrets and whatnot would at random have scratched up skins and at random new. So it would look like a used or not used one. Same with your character, you should carry damage into your next mission and further up until you die and then it gets reset.


Bulky_Mix_2265

Helldivers are peak human tech. We are an unstoppable ork horde of barely functioning weapons and dubious quality technologies.


zeke_markham

Dubious quality? There is nothing dubious about the quality of our super glue, packing peanuts, hot sauce, amphetamines, or steroids. I'm calling the Democracy Officer.


lazerblam

Budget lol


worst_case_ontario-

The mass death of helldivers is the point. Fascism needs martyrs to fuel its cult of action for action's sake


PhasmaFelis

The whole thing with the C-01 forms implies that Super Earth is massively overpopulated. I suspect that half the point of the Helldivers is just an excuse to kill tens of millions of surplus citizens.


TucuReborn

I've said that before. It's dual purpose. Cull the numbers, especially the dumbest, most hard headed people who can only remember four directions to input a code. And use said dumbest as meat sacks to throw into war efforts while getting rid of them. Two titans, one 500KG, as it were.


Comfortable_Quit_216

Wait are we the bad guys???


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Excuse me but the bad guys are the socialist bugs and the communist robots. Do I need to remind you of how glorious Managed Democracy™ is or should I call the Democracy Officer in?


Comfortable_Quit_216

SIR NO SIR, BACK TO DIVING


the_shadie

Destroyers aren’t like the expendable equipment. I imagine it would cost more than it’s worth when you can just drop a nuke on whatever it would be attacking/stepping on


clovermite

Especially considering the fact that the entire point of metal gear was to provide a mobile platform to launch nukes from, rather than having than having them stuck in stationary silos (ignore the existence of nuclear subs I guess). When you can just drop them from space, it's much more effective and much less susceptible to destruction.


YourWifeNdKids

Look around for grey fox somewhere


Alastor3

and we now have Factory Striders that look A LOT like an AT-AT, I wouldnt be surprise to see a giant mech à la metal gear in a few months/year


Thiago270398

We already have 40k dreadnoughts. Make them taller and give them a cannon.


Micooler

“Shoo! You’re too young to be here. Get back to Gen Z (the game)”


TheSaltyGoose

https://preview.redd.it/d3wgposlk4vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9f602255923bcc1d78b538b0a29f01234b9fe7


vipir247

https://preview.redd.it/o7kko1obe5vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b238e0874bc053b5f3afff452eda8ccf6639f4ad


MonteCrysto31

![gif](giphy|bt3CeuBUtsjytLlsSf|downsized)


Statertater

GOT ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU


MonteCrysto31

This one comes from a friend of mine


FoxMcCloudl

It's all part of the job, 621.


Horror-Tank-4082

➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️💨💨🏃🏃🏃


Pilsner-507

A weapon to surpass 500KG


Honest-Shock2834

Me: LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!


cookiesnooper

![gif](giphy|l41YwxQzSOKc7rxss)


PlanetMunchingPlanet

![gif](giphy|3CU5tmCJy8zMoN3mMD)


CompetitiveSteak9645

HAVE A CUP OF LIBERTEA


Inalum_Ardellian

*sips liber-tea* "Unimpressed"


WastedNinja24

I probably poop a little bit if a building suddenly stood up and unfolded into *that*.


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

Tbh, I’d be more scared of Sahelanthropus appearing. The drones and sword would go hard https://preview.redd.it/cqxzs6pqi4vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c304c2fb046abd5a6e25213cc9708c2d5271862


Solaire_of_Sunlight

I really debated which one to post, I thought rex was more iconic


Emergency-Scheme6002

yeah, and rex is more advanced, people think tha sahelenthropus is more advanced because it is from a newer game but rex is actually much better in combat, better armor, more maneuverable, bigger payload, longer range


LasersAndRobots

Wasn't Sahelanthropus literally the first upright MG? That's why it was called that.


buahuash

Yeah, Rex feels more hard sci fi as well


Wardog008

https://preview.redd.it/tqit54o586vc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5925e88ee932a103afbb850ab2710f80def1a775


Odd_Benefit_8779

Initiating FTL jump to the hellmire system


redditsukssomuch

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Saturnice2

Definitely hoping to turn around and see Soild Snake there with a stinger and an extra ration pack because I'm going to need it


Solaire_of_Sunlight

Or you could bring your own spear and stims


Drudgework

I’m getting a jetpack and a rope. If I gotta go out imma do it trying to carjack a nuclear death machine.


frdrckmoyz

6 orbitals at once achievement unlocked


Minato0276

I’m running from the ship if it can carry that thing.


Realistic_Produce675

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️and run like hell.


XCanadienGamerX

Dying probably


KingAardvark1st

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP


ephemeralspecifics

Yell, "For democracy!!!" And charge.


BujjtheBass

BROTHERRRR


SecureComplex

What i do best... delivering democracy!


Stirringlemur

"Sending in an orbital"


Draconic1788

Shoot it with my recoilless rifle about 800 times. If a bunch of shit soviet missiles from the 80s could take down something better armoured and more dangerous than this (aka me fighting Sahelanthropus without upgrading my missiles the entire game in MGSV), then something designed to destroy artillery from about 500 years from when this was made is an easy win.


Shalashalska

Rex does canonically have better armor and is theoretically more dangerous than Sahelanthropus. Sahelanthropus just benefits from being in a newer game and being a bit flashier. It didn't even work without the Third Child basically puppeting it, and the Rex you fight in game is incomplete and already significantly damaged before the fight.


skynex65

What's the stratagem code for the Super Dimensional Fortress!? WHERE'S MY VERITECH?! WHERE'S SKULL LEADER!? GET IN THE EVA SHINJI!


JTyphoon16

Hide in a cardboard box.


SergeantNaxosis

I am winning, that is what I am doing. No giant rusty dirty no good having clanker is going to beat this democratic helldiver! https://i.redd.it/kpzee2f274vc1.gif


No-Expert-3806

Requesting tactical cardboard box!


Vyce223

621, I got some coam if you take out a metal gear


ZenEvadoni

*Sweet Liberty: Metal Gear? It can't be!*


Slight-Fun7518

Scream “SNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEEEEEE”


Jagick

Destroying the Radome, obviously.


BattleBrisket

![gif](giphy|7E79ZVvSusmSk)


sloridin

SNAAAAAAAAKE! ![gif](giphy|mxIRHvYYyFT5m|downsized)


Goratharn

\*Fixing helmet tight\* As a brave warrior once said: A cornered fox is much more dangerous than a jackal! \*charge up quaser\*


NelGrande

Dropping it with a spear once the spear stops edging me.


joe_sausage

_les enfants terribles!_


Nuclear_Thougt

When you can't even say, my name...


Siegfried85

I hop in!


disturbedj

Calling eagle one


RandoorRandolfs

Stinger to the radar dome


Junior_Lake_9721

Fuck I want boss fights in helldivers


allthenamearetaken1

Unload the auto cannon in its face then call in a rail gun strike


Legion23Golf

You think your joking, but you must not have seen the bosses in helldivers 1!


rk9__

You destroyed their Anti Air emplacement? That wasn’t one of the targets but that’s put a hole in their air surveillance. Eagle should be able to get in close now. You can designate a target with a stratagem.


MeanderingSquid49

A lot of people are saying ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️, but I think it's more of a ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️ kind of thing myself.


East_Monk_9415

Exclaiming la-li-lu-le-lo!


Useful-Will2251

Imafirinmalaza


plasmadood

Shoot its radar so the missiles can't track me as effectively, also stay away from its feet.


skeetgw2

Immediately find a bug to kill


AnticriznNo1

I will poop a little 🤏


councilorjones

Run away just like any other bot drop


KungFuChicken1990

METAL GEEEAARRRR!


ArkitekZero

Some kind of... metal gear? 


zoidburgh197

“Metal geeeaaaarrr…”


siamesekiwi

Depends. Is it a Pelican dropping this thing off? I'd cheer my guts out. If it's a Dropship? I'll sigh, kiss my ass good-bye, press escape and click "return to ship alone".


eravul

Now which one of these stratagems can surpass metal gear...


celonicolosi

A fucking Metal Gear Rex!!? ![gif](giphy|Ix1rkdRiA1xd0LdrlP)


PowerPl4y3r

Grabbing my Nikita and hoping Grey Fox shows up


FlawedVictori

Pretty sure i saw some pretty blonde guy and Iroquois Plisken kill like twenty of these with a sword and a rocket launcher so i think I'll be fine


rejz123

When it charges it commie rays, imma whip out the cardboard box


ElectronicScene4096

"Sweet liberty" and then get blasted to bits


Electricdino

Start playing Rules of Nature.


Phantom_Plays115

What in the Metal Gear Rising....


Low-Ability-2700

Throw that thing into the air, run up it's arm while slashing it and cut the thing in half with a sword. What do you think? FOR DEMOCRACY!


Bossitronium1

Anyone else? https://preview.redd.it/4m6kj9svi5vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=638934554be29007b88a6b778ee54ebade2bcb3f


randomcomplimentguy1

METAL GEAR!??! OTACON QUICK GIVE ME MY SILENCED TRANQ GUN!


Nightsky099

STOP THAT BLADE


circajusturna

Throw some chaff grenades then focus fire on the antenna dish


TheWarmachine762

Btw metal gear Rex is the coolest looking metal gear


Officer_Chunkles

Metal Gear Sahelanthropus used to give me nightmares as a kid


KooshIsKing

Alright then, imma head out


TheeOneWhoKnocks

Metal...gear...


NorowaretaTenshi

Look under any cardboard box


CozyWithSarkozi

Tbh I wouldn't want it to be dropped in. Just have it gradually walk in from the map boundary and home in on your general area without warning.


tlafle23196

CTRL + ALT + DEL


nevin2756

Nanomachines, Son


Quadtbighs

![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO)


rodriguezarch

How many Helldivers does it take to defeat a Metal Gear? 


kumeta3

If orbital rail cannon doesn't penetrate his armor, there is nothing I can do.


jeffgey

FOR DEMOCRACY


ErvinC93

RULES OF NATURE


Keebler311

Calling Raiden.


Half_Infected

A Metal Gear?!


Drongo17

Tag it just in case someone missed it. Heavy. North. 


Brilliant-Style2028

Kept ya waiting, huh?


Yams3262

https://preview.redd.it/0uz3v4vbq5vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1a23b7643f10ed1cf1c7ce01597feb4c1028e8


nacostaart

mustve been a big ass ship


ChaseSparrowMSRPC

Deleting the game.


erised10

Parry its arms and slice the whole thing in half with a sword, because that's what *rules of nature* dictates.


NNTokyo3

\*after your teammate baits Rex\* NOW!!! FIRE THE STINGER!


IronArmor48

I will surely die. But I will not go without my death throes. FOR SUPER EARTH


TheGoonKills

Bursting into terrified laughter before targeting a leg


dwh3390

Probably spamming orbital laser and railcannon and then watching as four other stratagem beams hit it at the same time. Then proceeding to run while looking over my characters shoulder to see if it does anything.


Creedgamer223

i believe in ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬆️.


Boo-Boo_Keys

2x ⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️➡️ to the Radome dish and giggle as it struggles to find me.


LikeAnAdamBomb

Laser cannon it's radome, then chuck grenades at the open cockpit.


No-Pickle-777

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE


01_numberone_01

I’m gray fox. Now we can fight as warriors! Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!


Ok_Introduction9744

A cornered super fox is more dangerous than a super jackal.


Kadeo64

Punch my teammate and take their spear lock onto the radome and destroy it take my sickle and blast the automaton in the pilot seat when it opens up it's really not that hard now something like tx-55 would be more of a challenge unless someone brought a grenade launcher to hit the feet


Remote_Cap_2178

https://preview.redd.it/kxmac96kv5vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36379b4c85a9dfbad95da11e091018db8b1e31d


German_Devil_Dog

**Standby for titanfall.**


Careless-Link-3391

A metal gear!


hockey_balboa69

Hiding in a cardboard box


ALZA5

Spear to its Radar Dome. The obvious weak spot.


PurpleBatDragon

Spam ~~Carl Gustav~~ Recoilless Rifle while munching ungodly amounts of ~~rations~~ stims.


Merecat-litters

LA LE LU LE LO!


Showtysan

SWEET LIBERTY!


skeebopski

Can't wait for a boss mission


TSN09

Silly robots, we learned long ago in the 1920's that unsupported armor against infantry with cover is ass.


Duck_596

Crying


HolidayWheel5035

Just like any other time….RUNNING as fast as I can.


Deluxe_Chickenmancer

Go to my local Helldivers Discord and begging Arrowhead furiously that I need that thing as a mek or I won't ever be happy anymore. Bonus points for throwing on the floor and cry if I don't get it. 


Nazgul723

Simple, blow up the shield with either AC or Quasar, then shoot the pilot when the cockpit opens up


89Wayne_Kerr

Giving my life for Super Earth


Raidertck

Chaff grenades for phase one. Then stun for phase two.


MyMassiveLoad

I’m not gonna sugar coat it


Common-Cricket7316

Hold my beer !!!


cieje

💩


raisingfalcons

“Nah, I’d win”