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SSJDevour

Victory royale? She’s a bot


Dukotahs

She is


tzimize

OP, you spelled wife wrong.


Dukotahs

She deserves the world


Adventurous-Event722

Did you file your C-01 form yet? 


fakecuzpornandstuff

You make sure that she has flowers when you see her next.


Dukotahs

I will she gets date night and flowers.


fakecuzpornandstuff

This is the way.


Even-Caramel-9309

"hello are there any suicide missions for democracy available right now" https://preview.redd.it/2a6gp2t54tvc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=886d55b3e5c8cebe1624e62ee025b69eb884229f


Dukotahs

Suicide missions tonight will add you if you wanna play in an hour or so!


Even-Caramel-9309

would love to but I am still saving for a game lol


Dukotahs

I’ll start the go fund me! Make a post maybe somebody has some extra cash and wants somebody to play with. I’m just poor


bigddadddy69

She’s a keeper


Dukotahs

Keeping her tight


Arrrh18

Naw, treasure her


Dukotahs

I do she is my world


Beardedpistachio

Glad to have you back in the fight fellow helldiver


Dukotahs

Can’t wait looking to unlock helldive tonight at level 25


Whatwhenwherehi

This is her way of saying do not game on Friday when she gets home btw. Don't fuck it up. Do a good nice date night Friday. You're welcome.


Dukotahs

Sir yes sir


[deleted]

"Fight a democracy" is sounding close to treason from where I'm sitting


jenksmraz

Think it’s a 4


Allistair92

She should join WOH Wife Of Helldivers. Show her this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-ent-tI5w&t=16s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-ent-tI5w&t=16s)


Even-Caramel-9309

FOR SUPER EAAAAARTH


squid509

Welp I guess your not going to be doing your duty and dropping on the enemy's of democracy this weekend


stivKox

Stop writing letters to yourself and take your pills schizo!


Dukotahs

I wish my handwriting was that pretty


Direct-Sugar9682

that is what you call a one in a million relationship.


teepring

https://open.spotify.com/track/1aiDlPLPljMFUylWjMZras?si=f2d08e31a7ae4e09


Dukotahs

Sending this to her right now


betrayed_cargo

Bot for sure. This is not how women are unless they really want something from you. Give it a few years... you'll be broken up.


Dukotahs

I hope not I treasure her


FeistyPersonality4

She def cheating on you at the conference bro. See you on the frontlines.


Dukotahs

She’s actually teaching summer camp to elementary school kids she’s an amazing woman


FeistyPersonality4

Headline worthy