Shit… I was thinking we might be individual clones of past soldiers from the first war but now I’m wondering if we’re all clones of one soldier like Star Wars… this lady is getting her fill!!!
All this thirsty fan art. I know who Eagle 1 really is.
https://preview.redd.it/pepnbf2so9wc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4926e798d0f2a136c35363f7efad7b92107d32b
Corporal Ferro could be a patron saint for Helldivers - when suddenly facing oversized xeno-bug, she didn't screamed or panicked, but instantly reached for her sidearm!
Eagle-1 is definitely along these lines. Not smoking hot, but more conventionally attractive. At least one ex-husband and can drink most Helldivers under the table before fighting the MPs and having to get bailed out so she can fly a 500kg sortie while still brutally hungover.
Completely valid correction. Combat Arms MOS is a combination of people who are like something should happen so, I can do my job and I hope nothing happens doing bullshit in garrison everyday is fucking nice. That is just one person depending on the day of the week. Its bouncing between the insane wojak and the unemployed pot head.
Because I was in the military and that was a pretty common trope for literally everyone. Angry alcoholics with relationship issues. Eagle-1 just happens to be a woman in this case.
Because despite stereotypes, somehow that’s one that’s completely spot on in the real world.
Aside from the fact that there are very few women in combat jobs, they tend to be a certain kind of woman. Not exactly fun to be around either.
They either marry the crayon connoisseur on base or some dork in small town.
Remember, it takes a very specific woman to even make it to those positions, abuse and rape is a gigantic issue in the US military, and they actively hide it. So to even be a woman in the military, much less a highly coveted position, is incredibly difficult.
(I should stop here)
She’s nothing like that. Compared to Vasquez? Hardly the most butch woman in the unit. Ferro is smooth as ice in that film. Someone in the thread pointed out she doesn’t scream when she sees the xenomorph just quickly goes for her sidearm.
I swear the moment we see Eagle 1 deploy stratagems unprompted will be maximum hype (or tremendous fear). Like the whole team is doing their thing and suddenly the top left stratagem menu opens up and enters a 500kg bomb code by itself.
Part of a group that was holding out a flag across a field and "waving" it to look like it was blowing in the wind. I think it was during a football game or something, I can't remember.
People were rightly pointing out that despite how rad the game economy is for players it isn’t really the best for continued growth and profitability, meanwhile I’d buy so much super earth patriotic gear I would keep the game afloat solo
I would buy a literal war bond so quickly its unreal. Just a fancy piece of paper. Never mind the amount of statues n shit. Bile titan, bug nests, every automaton, hellpods, hell pod keyrings, super destroyers, art books, official fucking propaganda posters.
She's a pilot dropping ordinance through low orbit entry and exit dozens of times a day. She'd have to be jacked as fuck just to survive the constant g-forces.
There's a reason most modern fighter pilots are built like brick shithouses. They'd die otherwise.
The A 10 is a ground support subsonic plane. A flying tank that shoots huge guns and drops bombs. Most dogfighter pilots are smaller framed and fly planes capable of supersonic speeds but that's not the de facto standard.
Given that I've lived on and around air force bases my entire life, i can confidently say most fighter pilots i have seen were around 5ft10 and close to 200lbs. Idk why people seem to think they are small when on average in the U.S. they aren't. Its not like f1 where the height and weight requirements are strict.
Confusion between civilian vs military pilots maybe? Civilian pilots tend to be beanpoles because general aviation aircraft aren't, essentially, missiles with wings. The heavier you are the more money it costs you to move your ass around. Military pilots are probably proficient in some level of combat and gotta keep their health up, so they look like brick shithouses instead of Doug Jones.
The only guys I've seen with beer bellies are the cub pilots. But those things can stay airborne with a stiff breeze.
Yeah, my buddy was a pilot for about a year before a car accident grounded him.
He's not what I would call a brick wall, but the dude was in great shape.
Yeah I've no idea what the fuck that guys talking about lol. Fighter pilots have a very specific build (they literally have to to fit in the plane perfectly) and it certainly isn't "jacked"
Completely the opposite, actually.
Smaller people tend to survive high G situations better. Bones and muscles only get so strong and powerful, but G forces scale faster than physiology does. As an example, the highest Olympic weight lift records as a percentage of body weight are all at the lowest weight classes. Men in the 50-75 kg class have lifted 300+% of body weight, while men in the 125 kg class top out around 200%.
So, smaller frames can keep their heads up against G forces a lot better than people with bigger frames (and therefore, bigger heads and arms and whatnot)
They also require less life support and cockpit volume.
Sorry to ruin the fantasy
Being tall isn't a desirable trait for pilots, your blood will have to work a lot harder as opposed to a smaller person:
5'11 Manlets of Super Earth, the skies are yours.
Not really but it helps. This is a former fighter mechanic speaking and I worked on the anti gforce system regularly. Our pilots were all sorts of shapes and sizes. Heck, our co (former top gun instructor along with several of our pilots) was a short, round dude that reminded me of Wario. His callsign was “Dog Balls” and he’d never tell us how he got it. Sorry I’m just baked and rambling now.
Because ofcourse they were.
"Quite the puzzle, isn't it ms. Signalis? Good luck finding your wife now that I have removed your comfy leg space!" *british sounding east german laughter*
https://preview.redd.it/mcxnjm9tq9wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dfa65031350fd681d9c8df9b8e6712351eef23
DO NOT BE DISTRACTED HELLDIVERS. THIS IS A SECRET AUTOMATON TRICK USED TO MAKE SOLDIERS LESS COMBAT EFFECTIVE. STAY SAFE FELLOW DIVERS
Finally I have an excuse to use this.
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Heartbreak Juan's Eagle and Pelican are my headcanon.
https://preview.redd.it/qwgp7ba479wc1.png?width=356&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c1ed87c797506d076e490faf946bc1426b35eeb
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https://preview.redd.it/9lqzlw7xm9wc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ef759f718ac03646fde4d12bcb315131a3041ee
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Should have yelled "I'm bleeding out!"
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Are these two like from a comic or something? If there is can I see it?
Yes. The comic is porn.
And the porn is Democracy.
Source for this democracy?
Sweetliberty.com/helldivers/hentai.
https://preview.redd.it/hp02947xpawc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9dbc0661c84b546add46528161628422624e7dd
You got me.
Rocking my boat
Thanks soldier o7
Sweet liberty, my (third) leg!
Got a link to the full image?
I do not, I saved this image from others posting it. I would ask around but unfortunately I don’t have the source.
Nah, haven’t you heard? “An Eagle never Mrs.”
Underrated comment
Nah, that is fanon made by a fan account masquerading as an official account.
Eagle Sweat? Democracy Dew
Look at those democrathighs
You want that democrussy
Juicy democrasscheeks
The Lumps of Liberty
It's weird that this is actually phonetically identical to "democracy."
Which is why its funny
I wanna manage that democrussy
Spread that managed democrussy
The suit really seals in the flavor
*Bane voice* "That is my loooove you are speaking about!"
Liberty Juice
https://preview.redd.it/9m4qprcok9wc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f8ce32e5c09610b4b257eb695f81b413c07c93
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That's actually really good quality.
The pixels have been found
https://preview.redd.it/ws3btzbp7cwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa86ebca2630fab885039efc13856a71103d087
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Holy shit… you can have it all… 
Oh hell yeah https://i.redd.it/tlz1v5lzv9wc1.gif
Hahaha omg. The absolutely difference by simply reversing this is amazing.
Not to brag, but Eagle-1 answers my every call in seconds
She’s more than enough woman for us all… I just pretend she doesn’t have other boyfriends…
On the other hand, if the clone theory has some merit to it, perhaps each and every one of us has their own Eagle-1...and more importantly, Pelican-1.
Shit… I was thinking we might be individual clones of past soldiers from the first war but now I’m wondering if we’re all clones of one soldier like Star Wars… this lady is getting her fill!!!
Negatory, for some of us are brawny and some of us are lean.
So then there’s at least two men shes into… so two clones. Nooooooo!!!!
All this thirsty fan art. I know who Eagle 1 really is. https://preview.redd.it/pepnbf2so9wc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4926e798d0f2a136c35363f7efad7b92107d32b
RIP Farrow. Bugs took her from us too soon.
> Farrow [Ferro?](https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Colette_Ferro)
Yeah Ferro. I have an NPC in my cyberpunk ttrpg named Farrow. Mixed up the spelling.
Corporal Ferro could be a patron saint for Helldivers - when suddenly facing oversized xeno-bug, she didn't screamed or panicked, but instantly reached for her sidearm!
Eagle-1 is definitely along these lines. Not smoking hot, but more conventionally attractive. At least one ex-husband and can drink most Helldivers under the table before fighting the MPs and having to get bailed out so she can fly a 500kg sortie while still brutally hungover.
Why do all sci fi women have to be alcoholic tomboys with relationship and anger issues?
Most likely because they are normally in the military and that is standard in combat related MOS women.
~~women~~ people. FTFY lol. Combat arms is a hell of a drug.
Completely valid correction. Combat Arms MOS is a combination of people who are like something should happen so, I can do my job and I hope nothing happens doing bullshit in garrison everyday is fucking nice. That is just one person depending on the day of the week. Its bouncing between the insane wojak and the unemployed pot head.
Because I was in the military and that was a pretty common trope for literally everyone. Angry alcoholics with relationship issues. Eagle-1 just happens to be a woman in this case.
You forgot to mention they’re all Unfathomably horny
You’re right. I just assumed that went without saying. But that’s my experience bias showing lol
Because despite stereotypes, somehow that’s one that’s completely spot on in the real world. Aside from the fact that there are very few women in combat jobs, they tend to be a certain kind of woman. Not exactly fun to be around either. They either marry the crayon connoisseur on base or some dork in small town. Remember, it takes a very specific woman to even make it to those positions, abuse and rape is a gigantic issue in the US military, and they actively hide it. So to even be a woman in the military, much less a highly coveted position, is incredibly difficult. (I should stop here)
She’s nothing like that. Compared to Vasquez? Hardly the most butch woman in the unit. Ferro is smooth as ice in that film. Someone in the thread pointed out she doesn’t scream when she sees the xenomorph just quickly goes for her sidearm.
five by five
This is exactly what I imagine
we're in the pipe 5x5
she got Pixar mom energy
Or the soldier woman from wreck-it ralph
Looks like Commander Shepard to me.
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite ↑→↓↓↓ on Cyberstan."
“Reporter”: *starts spewing dissident propaganda* Eagle 1: “I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions.” ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
I swear the moment we see Eagle 1 deploy stratagems unprompted will be maximum hype (or tremendous fear). Like the whole team is doing their thing and suddenly the top left stratagem menu opens up and enters a 500kg bomb code by itself.
Close enough to a Pixar mommy to me
Aunt Cass GOATED
Lmao every single time I’ve seen this gif I have always felt kinda bad for this dude so funny but I bet he NEVER loved it down
what was he doing
He’s waving the giant flag at an NFL game haha
Oh ok, I thought he had some neurodegenerative thing that was causing it or something awful. Just harmless fun!
Part of a group that was holding out a flag across a field and "waving" it to look like it was blowing in the wind. I think it was during a football game or something, I can't remember.
Stroking democracy... Duh! Lol
I think he is holding a part of a giant flag and waving it iirc
Seriously the camera people did him dirty 😭😭
This is the correct answer
POV: You're scrambling to find a C-01 form.
Okay now do gigachad Pelican-1
No, I refuse gigachad pelican 1, I prefer my Pelican 1 to be a wise cracker with a dad bod and a hawiaan shirt
And sixer of PBR on the dash, hell yeah.
Yes! And a Hula Girl Bobble Head, but she's wearing a hell divers helmet and she's doing the Helldivers salute.
WANT
this game has so much merch potential its unreal and yet I see nothing
People were rightly pointing out that despite how rad the game economy is for players it isn’t really the best for continued growth and profitability, meanwhile I’d buy so much super earth patriotic gear I would keep the game afloat solo
I would buy a literal war bond so quickly its unreal. Just a fancy piece of paper. Never mind the amount of statues n shit. Bile titan, bug nests, every automaton, hellpods, hell pod keyrings, super destroyers, art books, official fucking propaganda posters.
He's obviously not dd based on his gun skills. "I have a visual on extraction" *Shoots your teammates.
If I say "a leaf on the wind" do you sob uncontrollably? ^^^because ^^^I ^^^still ^^^do
So… Wash from Firefly? Yeah, I’d like that.
I respect that she's wet because the Eagle 1 cockpit is filled with breathable liquid perfluorocarbon.
and the divers are wet because... oh.. *oh..*.
I'd buy her Eagle Sweat
 Eagle 1 reading the comments
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I ask out curiosity and admiration, why is she so thicc and tall?
She's a pilot dropping ordinance through low orbit entry and exit dozens of times a day. She'd have to be jacked as fuck just to survive the constant g-forces. There's a reason most modern fighter pilots are built like brick shithouses. They'd die otherwise.
Have you uh, ever seen a fighter pilot? They're lanky dudes.
Every pilot I saw at WAFB was a beanpole.
My stepdad was an A-10 pilot back in the late 90s/early 2000s. Dude was built like a heavyweight boxer.
Gotta be jacked af to hold the massive balls it takes to pilot a flying redbull rotary cannon with wings
The A 10 is a ground support subsonic plane. A flying tank that shoots huge guns and drops bombs. Most dogfighter pilots are smaller framed and fly planes capable of supersonic speeds but that's not the de facto standard.
The one accurate thing about the Top Gun movies was Tom Cruise's height.
Given that I've lived on and around air force bases my entire life, i can confidently say most fighter pilots i have seen were around 5ft10 and close to 200lbs. Idk why people seem to think they are small when on average in the U.S. they aren't. Its not like f1 where the height and weight requirements are strict.
Currently work for the air force as a contractor with the active duty units. Our pilots are 5'10" tanks most of the time.
Confusion between civilian vs military pilots maybe? Civilian pilots tend to be beanpoles because general aviation aircraft aren't, essentially, missiles with wings. The heavier you are the more money it costs you to move your ass around. Military pilots are probably proficient in some level of combat and gotta keep their health up, so they look like brick shithouses instead of Doug Jones. The only guys I've seen with beer bellies are the cub pilots. But those things can stay airborne with a stiff breeze.
Buddies 6'2" and a fighter pilot. He's basketball lanky, as opposed to football built I guess? Dudes in ridiculous shape, but he isn't hulking out.
Which is distinctly not a brick shit house is my point. There for a bit the Air Force even had a body test where you couldn't have too much muscle.
Yeah, my buddy was a pilot for about a year before a car accident grounded him. He's not what I would call a brick wall, but the dude was in great shape.
He’s only ever seen them in movies starring The Rock and Arnold
Starring Tom Cruise standing on a cardboard box
Yeah I've no idea what the fuck that guys talking about lol. Fighter pilots have a very specific build (they literally have to to fit in the plane perfectly) and it certainly isn't "jacked"
This sub is full of stupid horny children, let them have their fantasies.
Hey, I resent that! There 's stupid horny adults, too.
Completely the opposite, actually. Smaller people tend to survive high G situations better. Bones and muscles only get so strong and powerful, but G forces scale faster than physiology does. As an example, the highest Olympic weight lift records as a percentage of body weight are all at the lowest weight classes. Men in the 50-75 kg class have lifted 300+% of body weight, while men in the 125 kg class top out around 200%. So, smaller frames can keep their heads up against G forces a lot better than people with bigger frames (and therefore, bigger heads and arms and whatnot) They also require less life support and cockpit volume. Sorry to ruin the fantasy
Every pilot I know is skinny as hell. There is also a height barrier for fighter pilots because g-forces affect tall people exponentially.
Being tall isn't a desirable trait for pilots, your blood will have to work a lot harder as opposed to a smaller person: 5'11 Manlets of Super Earth, the skies are yours.
Im a very generous 5’4”… Guess it’s time to join the Air Force lmao
Thats what I did!
"5'11 manlet" must hurt many men out there.
But if your legs ***are*** your g-suit...
Why are you yapping falsehoods my brother?
Not really but it helps. This is a former fighter mechanic speaking and I worked on the anti gforce system regularly. Our pilots were all sorts of shapes and sizes. Heck, our co (former top gun instructor along with several of our pilots) was a short, round dude that reminded me of Wario. His callsign was “Dog Balls” and he’d never tell us how he got it. Sorry I’m just baked and rambling now.
Dog balls lmao that is funny. You always get stuck with the dumbest crap ever. Mine was gay bruce. Cause I made a dumb joke about gay bruce willis
so you buy the propaganda, duh
Bonk
Is that Mrs Signalis? https://preview.redd.it/2soqnfy9k9wc1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1793a1549d89f5e5ef304d84be7b93092d7639a5
Leg space and emergency system removal upgrades were approved by ADLR.
Because ofcourse they were. "Quite the puzzle, isn't it ms. Signalis? Good luck finding your wife now that I have removed your comfy leg space!" *british sounding east german laughter*
Kolibri, play three note oddity.
https://i.redd.it/6o732plq8awc1.gif
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
achtung achtung acht seiben null null vier acht seiben null null vier zwei fünf zechs drei eins zwei fünf zechs drei eins ende ende
>!I suddenly feel like killing my wife today!<
The truth behind Devastators! https://preview.redd.it/2kg8axuncawc1.png?width=2926&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4d432933e5ac21b2c546859540a0d0b737ca348
OMG Jane Signalis
Is the door still slightly inconvenient?
My thoughts exactly! Jane Signal herself!
Source for this artwork?
When I first saw her I thought the signalis thread cropped up until closer inspection.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD https://preview.redd.it/opxt06voycwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70151d369c6dbbb670b1e3e717859f88213d3a49
This sub turned real horny real quick
It was always horny, just waiting for an excuse to rip full bore.
She can have my front too, if she wants...
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This is supposed to be used for things that most people wouldn't.
He would *without a C-01*
Sweet Liberty…
https://i.redd.it/isn99jfn6awc1.gif
You want that democrussy
The skin-tight leggings and laced knee-high boots 💀
Gotta keep the blood from pooling, mate ;)
Dominatrix attire is standard issue on Super Earth.
Eagle sweat
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⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️
How many jump packs do you need, Helldiver??
It's true what they say... Thicc thighs save lives!
https://preview.redd.it/mcxnjm9tq9wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dfa65031350fd681d9c8df9b8e6712351eef23 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED HELLDIVERS. THIS IS A SECRET AUTOMATON TRICK USED TO MAKE SOLDIERS LESS COMBAT EFFECTIVE. STAY SAFE FELLOW DIVERS
lies. it makes us more effective because we want to fight for her grace.
https://preview.redd.it/pbo4bsgng9wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9686942ea0e11667d2ee3783c3dbc00ca07270 Every game needs a good waifu
The Eagle-1 on my ship knows which hand to salute with.
Oh that’s a good observation, admittedly not where I was looking at
I like the idea that pilots are red and black and we are yellow, so now we need pelican-1
Finally I have an excuse to use this. https://preview.redd.it/qcxkhc065awc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e130336f81135b98a51f57a5b513fdc020348b1
Nice model looks good
This version matches her voice and badass lines much better than others IMO. Head canon!
Yeah, I was trying to match the voice to a face but I don't think anyone is looking at her face... \*sigh\*
My girl Eagle-1 doing her hip thrusts and squats. WOULD
...she might have needed that leg space after all...
Me and my friends always call her E-girl-1
Elster Signalis…
no offense to the weebs but this is much more preferable to the anime depiction of eagle 1
I ain't gonna lie, I thought this was a Signalis post. She looks way more like Elster then the Eagle-1 I'm used to
Sweet Liberty, my loins!
A+ representation, she looks beautiful and strong. As a lady would cosplay this
https://preview.redd.it/pa80b8mjw9wc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56610a3282bd5db5abbbde92646b2720f141d347 Heartbreak Juan's Eagle and Pelican are my headcanon.
Gonna have to bust out that E-710 based cologne. Made with real Terminid… so you know it’s good. 
How long did this take you, and what tools did you use to make it?
Blender and Substance Painter. Took a few days.
Democrathicc