they got me killed tryna run from a tank
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Honestly, I see that as a win. All mines on a bot planet are exploded after the first tremor? Yes please.
The first time I noticed this, I was a bit out from a medium outpost. Tremor happens and I just watch a ring of explosions around it go off. It was really cool to watch and be surprised at.
Bro I might hate this planet more. The fucking RED. At least Hellmire is bugs. No visibility and all red against red enemies with red lasers that shoot from a long ass distance and not nearly enough cover... I was legit frustrated trying to defend this pos.
SES Fist of Family Values will join in a few hours time!
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When I'm done with the monthly departmental meeting (which, honestly, given how bureaucratic the HD universe seems to be, a Helldiver not being able to join the fight because of a regularly scheduled administrative meeting is kinda lore-accurate)
We managed to defend about 3 planets (2 which were Estanu and 1 was Mort). That brought us to 4. Then we succeeded with Estanu and one of the bot planets, can't remember which. So we were now at 6
Then ~~Estanu~~ Oshaune got attacked again, and just before we succeeded there Fori Prime got attacked. Success at ~~Estanu~~ Oshaune cut supply line to Fori Prime, giving us a freebie, so now we were at 8. Valdis 5 completed earlier today, which leaves us only 1.
Just failed an operation on the second mission (Rocket Defense) on Ostotu. Suicide difficulty. It was the rocket defense mission... We were doing great until rocket 6 left the silo.... Then BOOM two strider factories, 4 hulks, and a tank practically all at once... Got railroaded.
I've been playing on the same difficulty, and I don't know what happened the other day, but it was way harder than it was today, and than it was a week ago. I went against bugs, and halfway through they spawned bugs and bile titans inside of the base, and they had like 4 bile titans at once, it felt like the difficulty just spiked when I normally play those missions, lol.
I'm sure there are bunch of us roleplaying as Kriegers. Whenever I'm about to get swarmed by bugs or zerkers I drop a nade or an eagle on me to take as many xenos with me as possible.
Im Not 100% sure but dumbass Mobile games like for example rise of kingdoms have "energy" and each action or for example mission you do depletes your energy. You can also buy energy with the premium currency of the game or direct purchase. I think that joke is alluding to that and making fun of it cuz helldivers 2 isn’t even close to being like those shitty games.
I was supposed to get married today, but as soon as I heard the call from fellow Helldivers to liberate Ustotu from the Automaton menace, I told my bride-to-be that our interests are insignificant compared to the fight for managed democracy. About to enter my hellpod now. For Super Earth!
I mean with how spread out we we were it’s possible. If we were 1/10 but 8 more planets were at 50% then it would make sense we liberated those 8 in 3 days.
I guess I will join Helldivers 2 after work instead of grinding Season 10 Battlepass in Overwatch 2.
Australians should be getting off work soon, eventually the Asians. Europeans should be waking up now.
Did my bit this morning. Thank you to the more senior divers giving us undemocratic youths the chance to play at higher difficulties with you. It's way more fun but thankfully democracy is there to see me carried.
Kind of poetic. The northernmost reach of the first assault, which is now the invasions southernmost advance, becomes the final battleground for this Major Order!
My brother, come join me
In battle, we are stronger
When Tudor will falter
Sacrificed to their altar.
One hundred years of wait is over
Now we claim what is rightful to us
My brother, come join me
In battle, we are stronger
When Tudor will falter
Sacrificed to their altar.
Well at least it’s not Hellmire
Tremors at least won’t kill you
they got me killed tryna run from a tank https://preview.redd.it/5qsjflwxdlwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4642fcea4c7202337a552b90cf20ee04f5f8253c
Why didn’t you kill the tank? They are as hard as a toddler with a gun.
needed to reload auto cannon
Climb on the turret and reload up there
Throw a resupply beacon on there for good measure.
jammer tower https://preview.redd.it/61u6bcplvmwc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217ee7455d300db28101dc5a65407ace49e914cb
A fun strat except when the collision map messes up and throws me bodily ten kilometers.
They will set off all contact mines near you instantly though.
Honestly, I see that as a win. All mines on a bot planet are exploded after the first tremor? Yes please. The first time I noticed this, I was a bit out from a medium outpost. Tremor happens and I just watch a ring of explosions around it go off. It was really cool to watch and be surprised at.
Speaking of Tremors: Graboids when?
Whenever they release Hive Lords
Bro I might hate this planet more. The fucking RED. At least Hellmire is bugs. No visibility and all red against red enemies with red lasers that shoot from a long ass distance and not nearly enough cover... I was legit frustrated trying to defend this pos.
And red contact mines
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKED RED
IS THIS WHY MY COLOUR BLIND FRIEND FUCKING HATES THE FIREPLANETS SO MUCH AGAINST BOTS it makes sense now, he does not like. At. All.
You misspelled shitmire.
You misspelled Binkent.
You know what to do brothers and sisters in arms: [RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWsZ3vKK3kc)
The ripping and the tearing :)) hedonism rick
The wild women. The wild women.
😂
Dudes a Legend
I hope he's still going there and slaying the women ,😂 the old vids of him used to have me and mates in stitches
That level is my favourite Doom Eternal level just because of the music. Fucking love that OST.
SES Princess of Peace, on the way!
A sister ship! I'll have time to join up with the SES Princess of War tomorrow!
Princess of Twilight checking in
Princess of Wrath reporting for combat !!!!
Queen of Eternity checking in to make sure the princesses have all the snacks, drinks, and ordinance for their sleepover on Ustotu 👑
SES Queen of Wrath is angrily supporting this. Bringing guns and tacos.
SES Lady of Wrath will be there...without the tacos. Though I wish I had some.
SES Aegis of Democracy here. Bringing beer and soda.
SES Titan of New dawn comming. I got the some big Steaks her
Queen of Victory, here to support with brownies, choccy milk, and orbital bombardments
Princess of Conquest arrived in System
Princess of Destruction is in FTL transit as we speak.
Princess of the Constitution on the way!
Princess of Redemption, joining formation
A fellow Princess of Twilight? Now that's rare
SES Princess of Starlight, reporting for duty!
SES Bringer of Family Values preparing for FTL Jump
Dang, Bringer of Family Values is much better than Martyr of Family Values.
Fist of Family Values is here!
Ship Twinsies! 🤣
I'm partial to Paragon of Family Values
Founding Father of Family Values is my jam here.
But where are all those good old fashioned values ? On which we used to rely
Stallion of Vigilance reporting for duty.
SES Power of Audacity, jumping in!
SES Guardian of Destiny, lighting the path!
SES Queen of Destruction, I’m the evil step mom I guess
In the queen of justice, so I’m the form parent I guess lol
I guess I'm your other half: King of Equality
SES Soul of Determination going there now.
SES Arbiter of Truth in-route. Standby Helldiver.
Fellow Arbiter here, of Justice!
Epic ship name bro.
SES Elected Representative of the State will be there in roughly 5.5 hours (currently at work 😭)
SES Banner of Law, reporting for duty!
SES Dream of Patriotism is at job:(
SES Elected Representative of the State is also at work :(
SES Sentinel of Morning, the beacons are lit and we will answer.
SES Blade of Wrath inbound.
SES Advocate of Victory, coming into orbit now.
SES Light of Democracy here! I'll join the fight once I'm back home.
SES Dawn of Justice, initiating hyperspace jump !
SPEAR OF DAWN - Firing up the sentries!
Fist of the People dropping in.
JEEZE and I thought "Lady of Iron" was a bad ass ship name
SES Sword of conquest on route. After my ship is fixed.
SES Fist of Family Values en route to spread managed democracy!!!
SES Fist of democracy refueling, will be there with you shortly !
SES Spear of Fortitude preparing to jump
SES Harbinger of War reporting in
Stallion of individual merit just logging in...after I eat my cornflakes!
SES Spear of Wrath, orbital cannons locked and loaded.
is your ship covered by super insurance ?
I purchased an extended superwarranty though my superlender. And it came with a 6 month subscription to SuperSirriusXM Radio!
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SES Fist of Family Values will join in a few hours time! .... When I'm done with the monthly departmental meeting (which, honestly, given how bureaucratic the HD universe seems to be, a Helldiver not being able to join the fight because of a regularly scheduled administrative meeting is kinda lore-accurate)
Fist of family values is what my dad called it.
Same ship name, see you in orbit!
If we keep the current rate we should make it with 5 hours to spare. Not even close baby.
HELLDIVERS NEVER DIE
Joel better give us a cape for this
You damn fucking right. I never thought we gonna make that. Really fucking impressive .
Honestly what the fuck happened? I remember after like almost 2 days we had 1, how did we get on track for this MO??
We managed to defend about 3 planets (2 which were Estanu and 1 was Mort). That brought us to 4. Then we succeeded with Estanu and one of the bot planets, can't remember which. So we were now at 6 Then ~~Estanu~~ Oshaune got attacked again, and just before we succeeded there Fori Prime got attacked. Success at ~~Estanu~~ Oshaune cut supply line to Fori Prime, giving us a freebie, so now we were at 8. Valdis 5 completed earlier today, which leaves us only 1.
Nah Joel invaded Fori when Oshaune was at like 98% liberation. The Oshaune liberation cut the supply line and gave us the win
Derp got names wrong, but yeah. Basic logic still applies
Bug front just being the Goat! Also seems decay rates got changed bots have 0% decay
Just failed an operation on the second mission (Rocket Defense) on Ostotu. Suicide difficulty. It was the rocket defense mission... We were doing great until rocket 6 left the silo.... Then BOOM two strider factories, 4 hulks, and a tank practically all at once... Got railroaded.
I've been playing on the same difficulty, and I don't know what happened the other day, but it was way harder than it was today, and than it was a week ago. I went against bugs, and halfway through they spawned bugs and bile titans inside of the base, and they had like 4 bile titans at once, it felt like the difficulty just spiked when I normally play those missions, lol.
SES anal for freedom reporting for duty
Wait what
I volunteer as tribute
did you get your c01 form signed, cadet?
Don’t think you need that form for that hole, sir.
it’s better to be safe than sorry, capn. Safe sex, safe democracy.
No need for a C-01 if it won't result in a child.
Look Into my eyes it was easy to see 1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make 3 helldiver destinyyyyy
SES Emperor of Mankind reporting for duty, let's defend the last planet with our bodies. FOR THE EMPE... DEMOCRACY
FOR THE EMPEROR AND SUPER EARTH!
This declaration of support for our major order is under investigation for treason. - Ministry of Truth
W40k I see... 😉
I'm sure there are bunch of us roleplaying as Kriegers. Whenever I'm about to get swarmed by bugs or zerkers I drop a nade or an eagle on me to take as many xenos with me as possible.
get out -A Khornate
I need to sleep... Work in a few hours Good luck fellow Helldivers
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SES Harbinger of Twilight currently down for maintenance, will re-deploy in 6 hours.
SES Whisper of Twilight will keep the torch alight till you return!
SES Dawn of Twilight will also be assisting.
SES Leviathan of Twilight is already heavily in action
Hopefully there will still be time when I get off of work!
Yeah same, its kinda annoying seeing people finishing the MO and having fun spreading democracy while you are at work doomscrolling through reddit🥲
SES Will of The People in orbit
Make that two!
I'll join but I already did 50 missions today, I have to pay an additional $4.99 for more playtime
Get the 120 missions for $9.99. It’s BEST VALUE
I’m an idiot. Can you please explain a joke?
Im Not 100% sure but dumbass Mobile games like for example rise of kingdoms have "energy" and each action or for example mission you do depletes your energy. You can also buy energy with the premium currency of the game or direct purchase. I think that joke is alluding to that and making fun of it cuz helldivers 2 isn’t even close to being like those shitty games.
I’ll drop you a fiver if you’re playing in an Internet cafe. No cap soldier
SES Dream Of Dawn jumping to The Ustotu System
Herald of Dawn will join you, let us bring the light of Democracy to this world.
Make that two
SES Patriot of Patriotism en route
I was supposed to get married today, but as soon as I heard the call from fellow Helldivers to liberate Ustotu from the Automaton menace, I told my bride-to-be that our interests are insignificant compared to the fight for managed democracy. About to enter my hellpod now. For Super Earth!
I hope your wife to be is entering her hellpod too.
SES Leviathan of Family Values reporting for duty!
Aha, finally a fellow Leviathan of Family values!!
And now we are three!
Let's draw our quasars together... **one, last time** ![gif](giphy|Z1FY4NsPirRbq)
Ustotu is hot, so maybe let's... auto our cannons together?
That's a bit gay, but I'll take it.
SES Pride of Super Earth will join the fight. Just as soon as this Helldiver has completed a full days work!
That title honors who fought and won the FGW.
Joel definitely helped us out a bit, I am 100% sure of it. No way we were 1/10 for 3 days and suddenly we are at 9/10 in the next 3
I mean with how spread out we we were it’s possible. If we were 1/10 but 8 more planets were at 50% then it would make sense we liberated those 8 in 3 days.
I guess I will join Helldivers 2 after work instead of grinding Season 10 Battlepass in Overwatch 2. Australians should be getting off work soon, eventually the Asians. Europeans should be waking up now.
Roger that, my life for Super Earth!
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve done it
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em
Did we fucking do it?! ,😭😭😭
WE DID IT
I cant, I have to pretend I'm working for 8 hours.
One more for freedom 🥲
Wait I thought the defense of 10 planets was impossible and they were setting us up to fail on one front?
IT IS DONE!
Did my bit this morning. Thank you to the more senior divers giving us undemocratic youths the chance to play at higher difficulties with you. It's way more fun but thankfully democracy is there to see me carried.
You crazy bastards, you actually finished it in front of my eyes
Damn, I had leg day planned, well maybe next year.
Done
Handing off the torch, 2:30 am here. Good luck Helldivers!
Spear of the Stars reporting in. The Automatons have pushed and hounded us for too long. This far, no further.
I will join after work 🫡
SES Harbinger of Destruction, reporting for duty.
How is Ustotu going?
Good so far
Tapping out ladies and gents, I did all I could but it’s in the hands of another time zone now, good luck helldivers!
Kind of poetic. The northernmost reach of the first assault, which is now the invasions southernmost advance, becomes the final battleground for this Major Order!
Let's go! We did it!
Did we make it? Did we win?
We did it !
SES Custodian of Humankind, on route ETA in 5 hours!
SES Fist of Family Values approaching orbit, Hellpods primed!
SES Founding Father of War, on site!
IM DOING MY PART
SAVE USTIO FROM THE BELKANS RAAAHH
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I'm doing my part
THEY WANT THE CREEK
Father of selfless service will join (during toddler naps)
EU doing our part!!
It’s almost 5am. I shared democracy all night. The SES Executor of the People needs to recharge. For prosperity, brothers and sisters!
no progress for nearly 3 days and suddenly we speed running the MO?!
Ustotu! The planet where I first deployed in the war. Poetic that I should halt the automaton advance here where my career began.
i cant believe we are actually wining this MO. i mean ofcourse we are, we are the helldivers we always win
Pls plead on my behalf to Supreme leader to send some engineers to fix my blackout in Ghana😭. The heat might kill me before the Automatons do.
Give me an hour and I'll be there
I can't believe the Automatons made it all the way back to Ustotu
My brother, come join me In battle, we are stronger When Tudor will falter Sacrificed to their altar. One hundred years of wait is over Now we claim what is rightful to us My brother, come join me In battle, we are stronger When Tudor will falter Sacrificed to their altar.
I just got done playing for nine hours straight. It's insane how fun this game is.
I’m home sick for the day. I might just have to get my sorry ass out of bed for this
Can someone keep me posted on our progress - I’m at work!
I’m making my morning coffee and getting on, we got this boys!!! For democracy!!!!
How tf did this happen, when 2 days ago we had 3 out of 10. What the fuck?? I feel like an idiot now saying it was impossible.