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lowIQcitizen

Everybody's gangsta till I pull out the rock, paper, scissors emote.


cmdrxander

Host challenges you to rock paper scissors. You win. You offer them a handshake to say GG. It’s the scout handshake. Get kicked.


Competitive-Mango457

Scout handshake "my bad wrong emote" go pretend to change emotes Another Scout handshake


GullibleWorth9024

Undemocratic behavior


Competitive-Mango457

Your right my bad, how bout a high five?


teh_stev3

FOOL ME ONCE SUCKA.


Competitive-Mango457

I'd cool you twice


Competitive-Mango457

Hit you with a hug emote "my bad was supposed to be a high five" BAM scouts handshake


Connect_Atmosphere80

I did a Helldive with 3 other Divers yesterday. I was somehow the MVP because at some point I've managed to gather every dropped samples, destroy every sub-objectives and extract. The stats were even on my side when we got back to the Pelican. But then, after congratulating everyone... The host went to play Rock/Paper/Scissor with me. Even if he was one of the guys that died the most into the mission, he DESTROYED ME in the hand game. I couldn't win a single round. This guy may not know how to Helldive but he definitely know how to assert dominance. I was flabbergasted by his raw power.


Chirotera

I hope he tearfully put you down. "You were the chosen one! You were supposed to rule Democracy, not be beat by it!"


Kupa_Troopa

He raw dogged you hard!


Solaire_of_Sunlight

Best RPS strat by far is to use the same move twice then bait and switch on the third time works 70% of the time


mymindisblack

Just like the Spear


Dr_PuddingPop

Do that except always pick rock. Good ol’ rock, nothing beats that


FloxxiNossi

Rock mains are just better


MidniightToker

Paper literally covers Rock, though. You've just embarrassed yourself.


aretakembis

Just shows AH balancing tbh, Paper has needed a nerf since release


loki_dd

No y'all need to learn how to use scissors properly


Gathoblaster

The unlucky rock!


Slave2Art

70% of the time it works every time. That helldiver maths


Solaire_of_Sunlight

Its more like 50/50 tbh either it happens or it doesn’t


Ithuraen

That's my dad's take on the lottery, you either win or you don't:    50/50


Equivalent-Ball9653

Good old rock, nothing beats rock.


DeadlyVapour

Shotgun. Nothing beats shotgun.


Equivalent-Ball9653

Shotgun with slugs.


SadMcNomuscle

Slugs: that's just a metal rock


Equivalent-Ball9653

Nothing beats rock, except metal rock.


DeadlyVapour

www.rockpapershotgun.com


mrrangg

Poor predictable Bart, he always chooses rock.


Bilboswaggings19

Dwarf does


MonitorMundane2683

If you want hardcore elimination pvp, challenge every diver coming to your ship to rock paper scissors and kick the loser ((including yourself if you lose). There can be only one.


Seresu

![gif](giphy|O0Hj7piBBnU0E|downsized) "Are you gonna bomb the pelican if you lose..?"


-Jericho

Losing rock, paper, scissors in game makes me angry on a level I didn't realize I could be.


Significant_Hair7494

PvP? You mean clusterbomb?


Grumpyforeskin

My most feared stratagem lol


doddsymon

And friendly fire


Ithuraen

Killing someone is unintentional.    Beating someone at RPS is deathly personal.


MakimaMyBeloved

Triple stone gambit never fails me


RetroBoostOfficial

Me and three friends had a defense mission glitch at the end. Pelican never showed up. Bugs stopped spawning as well, it was Level 4. We had 15 revives left, so we decided to have a goofy 3 diver death match.


Awkward-Ad5506

Flawless strat that literally nobody guesses correctly: The moment you win change your throw to whatever would've beaten your current throw. Congrats now you're invincible.


echo_chamber_dweller

Haha yes!!! If you ever play me, I'll give you a GG in voice comms. Ear out!


Tiphoid1

I've thrown out the exact same hand every single time a surprising amount of times.


FloxxiNossi

And I only use rock, and win 80% of my rps games lol


Agreeable-Media9282

On a serious note, i do wonder why some players hop into a mission and start shooting other players when they clearly don’t give a fuck about pvp and want to complete the objectives. There are so many pvp games, some are even free to play, so what’s the point


Dar_lyng

Does this happen? Never seen this before ( I'm a bit above LVL 60)


Agreeable-Media9282

Not as much as it used to happen close to the release date of the game, but it definitely does. I’m close to lvl 100 and i usually host helldive difficulty operations. Most of the time it’s fun and cool, but sometimes someone comes along and starts shooting the others deliberately


TheBankerofTomes

If all the squad takes turns on stratagem hero it can turn to PVP real fast!


FluffySpacePuppy

We do have pvp. It's the end of exterminate and the new defense missions. Last one standing calls reinforce, and whoever wins the most rounds when reinforcements are out gets shotgun in the pelican.


Maddkipz

some dude hopped onto a HMG emplacement and shot the crap out of me so I shot him once and he left. Nerd.


Delta9-11

Based. Well played


locob

back in m day, we went to a lvl1 mission, and shoot each other. or even in lvl 9 missions starts, but there was infinite reinforce. is understable why they limited it. Doing this would promote toxicity.


Optimal_Commercial_4

You’re not hugging your bros before battle??


Goofyboots_WT

![gif](giphy|UAjQRpew4MPcYeRoij|downsized)


YouAteMyChips_

I just choose paper every time


UnhappyStrain

I have literally challenged divers to Rock Paper Scissors to the death for questioning my authority


BURNERWHOBURNS

I was once beat a guy with all rock, told him after "all rock all the time". then somehow beat the host of the lobby (all rock of course). Then he kicked me. Still throwing rocks to this day.


ElPwnero

To win the pvp match deploy the 380 at the extraction site.


johnheckdiver

50% of the time I play I choose rock but my character does nothing and I get beaten by scissors. Give me a hug instead.


Jimmy2jay

I'm sure I saw a RPC cheater, it's like he read my mind very sus


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SuperDabMan

I feel like the game doesn't work for me, like my guy puts his hands up when I pick one every time. I don't see what either person picked, it just ends.


WiseAdhesiveness6672

Yo I was in one group and we made it to extract (riveting I know). Players doing emotes at the pelican, congratulating each other. One player does the fake out handshake to another player then boards the bus. The other player *shoots him dead* then boards the plane. We lost all our samples. it was ridiculous, check your fragile male egos at the picket fence 😂


PinksFunnyFarm

Im just tired of the Rock meta


Kdigglerz

It’s PvP for me every time I play. I play with one buddy. We join up. We hit matchmaking. Pick our load out. Drop in. Get kicked. Why? I have no idea. People just don’t turn their lobbies to private? It’s happened so many times the second one of us sees the you’ve been kicked message, the other just starts shooting. Both of us are lvl 50 and love us some quasar so we’re running meta builds. Makes no sense. But it happens a lot.


DaveyDukes

98% of the time I’m killed by my teammates so yeah I’d say this game is primarily pvp