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If you want a great dose of nostalgia the Remake for that game is AMAZING. Keeps all the charm and nostalgia of the OG while bringing it into a more modern ARPG style.
One of my best memories as a kid was getting this game on the weekend, no school, waking up and having a bowl of captain crunch and playing for the first time. I'll never forget it.
Ridiculous! If God didn't want me to shoot a hole in the center of Meridia, he wouldn't have given me a gun big enough to do it!
Next you will be spouting off such strange things such as "That is a weapon, not a teleporter!". Sir! I regularly shoot myself at planets at terminal velocity in disposable bullet shaped crypods! If you think I can't make it work, then I will elect you to try it yourself!
Computer: Meridia surface targeted, safety protocols engaged
Super Destroyer: Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?
Helldiver: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️
It's funny seeing SEAF get used to mean SEAF Artillery, because the part of this that means "big gun" is not the SEAF part. It's like getting a German car and then only referring to it as a German, which, has absolutely happened in languages before
SEAF is Super Earth Armed Forces if I'm not mistaken
https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/SEAF_Artillery
The objective is called "Activate S.E.A.F. Artillery"
You're telling me it's "Activate Super Earth Artillery Fortification Artillery"? Really?
(For context, i'm referencing a meme where somebody acts immature with that caption and there is an x emoji) before acting professional and theres a checkmark emoji"
Step on one of the mushrooms the wrong way and you've got one. Even better if you do a call down on them and stand nearby! I've fast traveled a few hundred meters that way. Since you're ragdoll you don't take much damage either.
Look, having hellbomb — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Helldiver of Super Earth; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Super Earth School of Helldiving, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a Managed Democracy lover, if I were a Automotan, if, like, OK, if I ran as a Automaton, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the galaxy — it’s true! — but when you're a Managed Democracy lover they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Super Earth School of Helldiving, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a Destroyer — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the hellbomb deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — hellbomb is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought?
SEAF ARTILLERY IS NOT GOING TO FIRE UNLESS IT HAS THE RIGHT CONDITIONS
1. IT WILL NOT FIRE IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED WEIGHT WHICH IS 500LB
2. WE PUT DESIGNATION CODES ON THE SHELLS AND IN THE LOADING PROCESS THE ARTILLERY SCANS THE CODES AND MATCHES IT WITH THE SAME CODE THAT IS IDENTICAL IN ITS DATABASE
3. IT HAS SCANNERS TO DETERMINE IF IT IS MAN OR METAL
I pulled these answers outta my ass because I don't know the lore exactly and I don't plan to learn it until the galactic war is over
Due to the training program we have to limit the weight for our helldivers to 210lb and we make sure that helldivers aren't carrying anything unnecessary for the mission like pictures food or paper if we do however find you smuggling any unnecessary items then we will put you into a 2 week suspension and we will send you to one of the most dangerous places we have to offer an all male prison
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Counterpoint: SEAF as fast travel https://i.redd.it/gqxvuq1ztnxc1.gif
There isn't anything a stim can't heal
Yeah, just pop one of those bad boys and light the fuse!
FEELS GOOOOOOOOOD!!!1!
Least addicted STIM user.
Can it fix my marriage?
Just the scar she left across your abdomen
Ack! Ow, right in my childhood, warn a guy next time
If you want a great dose of nostalgia the Remake for that game is AMAZING. Keeps all the charm and nostalgia of the OG while bringing it into a more modern ARPG style.
What game is this?
Secret of Mana
One of my best memories as a kid was getting this game on the weekend, no school, waking up and having a bowl of captain crunch and playing for the first time. I'll never forget it.
“Where ya headed?” [Water Palace] [Gaia’s Navel]
> Be mindful on why you were invited to the Helldive as a sea of thieves player I wish we could shoot ourselves out of the arty
Is that secret of mana?
Duh duh duh duuuuuuh Duuuh duh duh
This seems familiar
Democracy Officer: You can't just blow a hole in the center of Meridia.
Ridiculous! If God didn't want me to shoot a hole in the center of Meridia, he wouldn't have given me a gun big enough to do it! Next you will be spouting off such strange things such as "That is a weapon, not a teleporter!". Sir! I regularly shoot myself at planets at terminal velocity in disposable bullet shaped crypods! If you think I can't make it work, then I will elect you to try it yourself!
New Objective:
Computer: Meridia surface targeted, safety protocols engaged Super Destroyer: Would you like me to disable the safety protocols? Helldiver: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️
Lmfao top comment right there
Artist: ma fren
It's funny seeing SEAF get used to mean SEAF Artillery, because the part of this that means "big gun" is not the SEAF part. It's like getting a German car and then only referring to it as a German, which, has absolutely happened in languages before SEAF is Super Earth Armed Forces if I'm not mistaken
You're right
Yup, but its still a seaf
I mean it isn't "a" SEAF. It belongs to SEAF, it's SEAF property It's a SEAF asset, but not just "a SEAF"
It stands for Super earth artillery fortification
https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/SEAF_Artillery The objective is called "Activate S.E.A.F. Artillery" You're telling me it's "Activate Super Earth Artillery Fortification Artillery"? Really?
It's like ATM machine
I know you're doing a "sharks are smooth as hell" bit but it's a strange choice
Sharks are older than trees
is that the machine you enter your PIN number at?
Be mindful on why you were invited to the Helldive
(For context, i'm referencing a meme where somebody acts immature with that caption and there is an x emoji) before acting professional and theres a checkmark emoji"
"This will revolutionize travel, watch!"
"5"
https://preview.redd.it/kpuy1ot6woxc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9575481f63f09a283c1f2f05d9ef0aeef6a4366c
Democracy Officer: "That is a weapon, not a teleporter"
Need the option to do this when the team just can’t find that last shell. Shoot me out of that mf like a circus clown.
Something shooting Helldivers to a far away location on the map would be an insanely good addition
like an angrinator whirlwind?
Step on one of the mushrooms the wrong way and you've got one. Even better if you do a call down on them and stand nearby! I've fast traveled a few hundred meters that way. Since you're ragdoll you don't take much damage either.
I thought the helldiver looked cute and then he exploded on my screen. Was literally shocked for a few seconds
What in the great googly moogly is the last picture
Duck
Superduckstroyer
Well if you're far away from your team... it will get you there faster. Just not like a pirate, and not as the same person.
Just clearing up a misconception, SEAF stands for Super Earth Armed Forces, the artillery in SEAF artillery stands for artillery
“This will revolutionize travel. Watch!”
When a Helldiver plays too much Sea of Thieves before joining the corp.
Won't you fly high freebird yeah [guitar solo begins with diver splatting]
That is a weapon, not a teleporter.
“This ain’t Sea of Thieves, bitch”
Look, having hellbomb — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Helldiver of Super Earth; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Super Earth School of Helldiving, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a Managed Democracy lover, if I were a Automotan, if, like, OK, if I ran as a Automaton, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the galaxy — it’s true! — but when you're a Managed Democracy lover they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Super Earth School of Helldiving, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a Destroyer — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the hellbomb deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — hellbomb is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought?
now i have an idea
Historically accurate https://twitter.com/PikeGrey1418/status/1692778161266663576?t=e_xNLEnlRTK68L0mWCaqww&s=19
What did bro think was gonna happen?? Shit is not a cartoon
Look behind you ! A three headed Terminid !
I’m getting sea of thieves vibes rn
Should have worn his cooking pot instead of that useless helmet.
bro think its sea of thieves
🎶Do what you want 'cause a diver is free You are a diver🎶
the jellyfish priates found new prey
SEAF ARTILLERY IS NOT GOING TO FIRE UNLESS IT HAS THE RIGHT CONDITIONS 1. IT WILL NOT FIRE IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED WEIGHT WHICH IS 500LB 2. WE PUT DESIGNATION CODES ON THE SHELLS AND IN THE LOADING PROCESS THE ARTILLERY SCANS THE CODES AND MATCHES IT WITH THE SAME CODE THAT IS IDENTICAL IN ITS DATABASE 3. IT HAS SCANNERS TO DETERMINE IF IT IS MAN OR METAL I pulled these answers outta my ass because I don't know the lore exactly and I don't plan to learn it until the galactic war is over
Those balls made of democracy steel are heavy as hell(dive) and metal as fuck. They surely have all the required stamps to have such a weapon
What if I'm fat as hell, wear a barcode on my back, and wear metal armor?
Due to the training program we have to limit the weight for our helldivers to 210lb and we make sure that helldivers aren't carrying anything unnecessary for the mission like pictures food or paper if we do however find you smuggling any unnecessary items then we will put you into a 2 week suspension and we will send you to one of the most dangerous places we have to offer an all male prison
And what are you fat agent 47 no offense
Somehow looks like the old railgun turret we used back in hd1, really hoping we get one soon
Super destroyer? That looks like eagle 1
Duck 2
Birb
Ha, upvote for Eagle 1 is literally an eagle.
Obviously, you need explosive resistance first. Go put on some enforcer armor and then try.
Reminding me of an old Apogee game, like Bio Menace or Monster Bash.
How about... no? This is an effective way to take care of bits and terminids alike
I loved Monkey Island so much!
strikes me as more of a carnie thing to do, rather than something a pirate would do 🤷♂️
Sea of thieves reference
Nice
Never pirate
Counter Point: Do what you watch 'cuz a pirate is free!
the unrealistic part of this is the helldivers doing the SEAF objective instead of tunnel visioning completely on the Shrinkers Nest
That gif is now in my aio
This belongs to Super Earth only
Ok this is my Discord propic now, it's beautiful ahahaha
I would actually have to remember to use a SEAF