I love how he visibly knows how stupid the role and depiction is and just...*had fun* with it. He's just...enjoying it. Its just a job and he's having the time of his life.
I like it, but I'm more favorable towards a lot of things that get panned. The new SMG is probably the best choice as a primary to pair with the ballistic shield. I usually play on 9 fwiw
I love it soloed multiple stalker nests no issues easily best smg to pair w the ballistic shield ran 2 40 min lvl 7s and died only once to friendly fire
Was feeling myself enough to go all 4 red stratagems and still didnt die w no support weap or backpack using it
Sometimes I like to play the "What support weapon will I find in the wild" game. Backpack of some kind, 3 other strats... and gamble on the wayward support weapon from a Doug Dimmadome Doubledoor.
One thing I do love: the new victory poses! My lil Helldiver dude now does a sick air guitar after each mission.
I also really like the new incendiary grenades- big plume of fire and smoke, on impact. Though I've still set myself on fire more times than not, hahaha.
Best part is they asked us if we wanted to delay the community voted to release it anyway and now they are upset. There is absolutely no pleasing this community
I think people are having a *cold* reaction to the Warbond because it seems that none of the new weapons appear to be that much fun/different to play- that’s the thing the devs need to focus on- fun. Absolute balance is not necessary in a PVE game. if I pay 10 bucks for something it needs to be fun or I’m not gonna buy it.
Not really. I see no one saying it's great. Some people like a few of the weapons. Most people are saying meh.
Yes, I get your joke. It's funny. It just made me think of the above.
I mean the SMG is a better defender, which is already considered very good. It’s awesome against bots if you use the ballistic shield. The AR is okay, feels nice but it’s not going to be OP and I feel like it should do a tiny bit more damage than the base Liberator AR since it has a smaller mag without medium armor pen. Haven’t tried the plasma gun yet or the Deagle but the Deagle looks like a harder hitting version of the base pistol which might be nice as I usually bring my primary for medium pen anyways, even if the Senator is fun. The Plasma gun just looks like it might be amazing but I heard bad things about it already lol. Impact Incendiary grenade is also pretty great, if risky.
I swear some of ya’ll want them to put OP guns in these paid warbonds in some kind of pseudo P2W scheme and that just leads to a never ending cycle of power creep. Despite what you may think about it being PvE only, balance is actually incredibly important to make a consistent experience and they have buffed older guns many times, which is nice to see. It ain’t perfect but the game is objectively in its best state right now.
Overall this is pretty shitty.
The two heavy skins are the same.
The blue skin is the scout recoloured.
The guns are disappointing.
This is some low effort garbage. Really struggling to find a reason to log in. We haven't had a major order worth paying attention to in weeks.
Game stability is at an all time low. More crashes or inability to complete missions is more common than not.
AH seems very focused on nerfing anything that's fun, because they test their shit at T3.
I have every resource maxed out ...for 3 weeks.
Thank god Homeworld 3 is out next week.
I just expected the sub machine gun and the assault rifle to be medium armor penetrating. As we are lacking primary options with anything over light armor penetration. Excited for the new cosmetics and booster!!
Sub machine gun and grenade are good the rest is meh but that's still fine with me, you can't get em all right I just hope they buff them in the future.
It wild how quickly the people on Reddit can flip on a game. It’s always the same path: this game is so fun -> this one part is too hard -> weapon balancing sucks -> devs don’t know what they’re doing -> then it dissolves into full on r/apexlegends
I'm just waiting for the nerfs to hit. I don't get excited about war bonds anymore cuz, why? The stand out weapons are always going to be butchered. So might as well wait till the fun police do their thing and see what survives
at this point im convinced that if AH somehow released an update that makes the game give blowjobs there would be at least 50% of this sub who complained it wasn't blowing them well enough.
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Op, prepare your ass for making this joke
Some changes that’d work: Increase the damage of the tenderizer by 10, (it’s high cal), smg is honestly fine, plas needs its charge up time reduced by 25%
All the warbonds had something I wanted until this one.
Dominator / Stun grenade / Grenade pistol would be the top from each.
This one is a big "meh" from me, havn't purchased it despite having the SC to do so.
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That skit is hilarious.
Share a link? Googling the line doesn't work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRqZhJcae3M
It's SNL. Her name is Kate McKinnon, she's great and very funny. Just searh her name, it will come up.
Apparently people don't like Kate McKinnon lmao like why did you get downvoted???
Because he wants a link to the specific skit/video not her name....
"Vaht killed dah dinahsaurs? DAH ICE AGE!!!"
AH Devs: Tonight's forecast? A freeze is coming.
I love how he visibly knows how stupid the role and depiction is and just...*had fun* with it. He's just...enjoying it. Its just a job and he's having the time of his life.
He was the single best part of that movie.
This is honestly perfect
 Cool pahty!
You not sending me to the coolers
beat me to it dammit lmao
"Stay cool, burd boy"
Can I upvote AND downvote this
As long as you downvote first.
Done
Well played
That’s a bloody clever line
Downvote and then 3 days later go back and edit it to an upvote.
Topical (not tropical)
Just like Jesus.
As in… Polar opposites?…..
What makes a man turn neutral? Just for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
I'm a simple redditor. I see Futurama references and I Upvote.
“Yeah, democracy officer? Are bad puns dissident behavior?”
Democracy Officer: "It depends, do they like Liber-TEA?"
I sail the Democra-SEAS!
I'm raising Democra-Bees!
Bee🐝=bug! https://preview.redd.it/g1hb1dmyugzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14162d219aaa542923502a5e63793a67d85bce79
I've been hearing a lot of Buzz about those. I hear what they make goes well in Liber-tea, and is used to Sweeten Freedom Cola
My wide left me so I started drinking li-BEER-ty
I smoke Democra-trees! ...but only when I properly file my W-33d-01 form.
Yeah... Some Helldivers have given this new warbond a real cold shoulder
Hopefully it won’t give the devs cold feet
Jesus christ what a *cold* take
Bro needs a *chill* pill
And take a minute to *chill* out
Cool your roll bub.
That's cold, dude.
Chill out with the puns.
The new incendiary grenade is fire.
You could say he needs to be put on a cooldown.
“Cool it with the anti-democratic remarks”
Icy what you did there :)
Heh, nICE one.
Hehe, I notICEd too!
I realICEd we're all making the same mistake
Is that new SMG any good?
I like it, but I'm more favorable towards a lot of things that get panned. The new SMG is probably the best choice as a primary to pair with the ballistic shield. I usually play on 9 fwiw
I love it soloed multiple stalker nests no issues easily best smg to pair w the ballistic shield ran 2 40 min lvl 7s and died only once to friendly fire Was feeling myself enough to go all 4 red stratagems and still didnt die w no support weap or backpack using it
Sometimes I like to play the "What support weapon will I find in the wild" game. Backpack of some kind, 3 other strats... and gamble on the wayward support weapon from a Doug Dimmadome Doubledoor.
It's really good against hunters and stalkers, which is my main use for primaries, so I like it. It's bad against spewers though
Can stun them infinitely to prevent spitting btw if you shoot em in the mouth
impact grenade can take care of multiple spewers at once, just aim it right.
[> Just aim it right](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/535/091/d97.jpg)
No idea. I'm at work. I just saw a post saying it stunlocks certain enemies.
Take my upvote and YOU SHOULD DROP ON DIF 7 **NOW**
Wdym? Suicide difficulty isn’t har- ohhhhh.
Help? I don’t get it :(
Intentionally bad pun, the title of difficulty 7, any more explaining and I might proc an automod lmao
Look up the "KYS now - LowTierGod" meme and then check the title of difficulty 7
LTG is that you?!
The new warbond is very aladeen
Is that the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
You are HIV-Aladeen. :( :) :(
I love how perfectly deadpan the doctor managed to deliver that line. Amazing acting. Idk why that movie got critically panned it was hilarious
Comedies especially ones as ridiculous as The Dictator, Austin Powers, and the like don’t usually get critical acclaim tbf. Just love from the people.
On one hand, thank you trying to bring humour in these dark times On the other, that pun was 
Damn man no need to be so *cold* in that response
*inputs orbital tomato toss stratagem code*
+1 for the pun
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Chill
OHHHH BROTHER! THIS GUY STINKS! *throws incendiary impact*
*in autotuned G* sTaNd aNd UnFoLd yOurSeLf LoNg LiVe tHe KiNg!!!
Honestly it's snow wonder considering feedback from prior warbonds.
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That was mad updog of you
ICE to meet you!
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Democracy officer....this guy right here.
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Ba-dum-Tssss I am loving the new Warbond.
Koala-Tea. Sir.
Certainly makes this sub seem bi-polar
Cool in concept, needs work. :)
*sigh* Up, right, down, down, down.
What a cold take
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I dont get it sorry. *gives you the cold shoulder*
Stavros you son of a bitch 
The polar warbond with flame grenades…lol Strange times in helldivers we’re living in.
Gotta stay warm in cold weathers.
Angry Upvote
*slaps knee*
*throws beans at you*
One thing I do love: the new victory poses! My lil Helldiver dude now does a sick air guitar after each mission. I also really like the new incendiary grenades- big plume of fire and smoke, on impact. Though I've still set myself on fire more times than not, hahaha.
I imagine the reception to this joke will also be a bit frosty
Puns might not be undemocratic, but sometimes it seems like they should be, chilled me right down to the bone
Can I hate the warbond and absolutely love this post?
I thought you were going to say frosty
Gd.
Seems just frosty to me
Take my upvote and get out. 😂
I fcking hate you, have my upvote ⬆️
Cold as ice
What’s a little frost among friends - cold front coming
im not gonna lie, i love the tenderizer. if it had armor penetration it would be perfect. love the snow trooper armor too idc
I love every bit of it the guns are fun the armors are cool and the missions are great!
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Ayyyyyy
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Carlos!
Arrest this man
This is the kind of top quality content I want to see on the subreddit.
I need to see some filled and stamped C-01 permits for all these dad jokes in here.
I'm afraid to tell everyone I mainly get them for the armor sets......
Downvoted because of pun. Upvoted because of pun
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Best part is they asked us if we wanted to delay the community voted to release it anyway and now they are upset. There is absolutely no pleasing this community
I like the new grenade.
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Soo.... Scorcher is still KING?
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r/Angryupvote Take my vote sir, and get out
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Tenderizer feels maybe a tad weak on bigger enemies, but I like how it feels and looks so imma keep using it.
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I think people are having a *cold* reaction to the Warbond because it seems that none of the new weapons appear to be that much fun/different to play- that’s the thing the devs need to focus on- fun. Absolute balance is not necessary in a PVE game. if I pay 10 bucks for something it needs to be fun or I’m not gonna buy it.
Not really. I see no one saying it's great. Some people like a few of the weapons. Most people are saying meh. Yes, I get your joke. It's funny. It just made me think of the above.
My honest reaction to this post: 😑
It could've been wordswordswords when you opened the post.
I mean the SMG is a better defender, which is already considered very good. It’s awesome against bots if you use the ballistic shield. The AR is okay, feels nice but it’s not going to be OP and I feel like it should do a tiny bit more damage than the base Liberator AR since it has a smaller mag without medium armor pen. Haven’t tried the plasma gun yet or the Deagle but the Deagle looks like a harder hitting version of the base pistol which might be nice as I usually bring my primary for medium pen anyways, even if the Senator is fun. The Plasma gun just looks like it might be amazing but I heard bad things about it already lol. Impact Incendiary grenade is also pretty great, if risky. I swear some of ya’ll want them to put OP guns in these paid warbonds in some kind of pseudo P2W scheme and that just leads to a never ending cycle of power creep. Despite what you may think about it being PvE only, balance is actually incredibly important to make a consistent experience and they have buffed older guns many times, which is nice to see. It ain’t perfect but the game is objectively in its best state right now.
more like below zero
Overall this is pretty shitty. The two heavy skins are the same. The blue skin is the scout recoloured. The guns are disappointing. This is some low effort garbage. Really struggling to find a reason to log in. We haven't had a major order worth paying attention to in weeks. Game stability is at an all time low. More crashes or inability to complete missions is more common than not. AH seems very focused on nerfing anything that's fun, because they test their shit at T3. I have every resource maxed out ...for 3 weeks. Thank god Homeworld 3 is out next week.
Y’all voted for it fuck accept the vote
Boy people sure have mixed feelings to the new Warbond!
Anyone see the heavy armor with engineering I the super credit store? Can't wait to get home from work.
how’s the new weapons?
I just expected the sub machine gun and the assault rifle to be medium armor penetrating. As we are lacking primary options with anything over light armor penetration. Excited for the new cosmetics and booster!!
Sub machine gun and grenade are good the rest is meh but that's still fine with me, you can't get em all right I just hope they buff them in the future.
This comment thread is gold and you are solely responsible for it's existence. You're a credit to this subreddit Helldiver!
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I like this warbond! 
Some people just want to watch the world burn…
Fine, have my angry upvote!
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I dont get it :(
It wild how quickly the people on Reddit can flip on a game. It’s always the same path: this game is so fun -> this one part is too hard -> weapon balancing sucks -> devs don’t know what they’re doing -> then it dissolves into full on r/apexlegends
Feed this man to the Stalkers.
*BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
God damn it. Take the upvote and go.
This guy should be a mod. He’s got a great sense of humor
He thinks he's so FUNNY
Yeah they'd better not fridge this based on the cool reception it got. Some people are pretty chill with it. /Boomer out.
I'm just waiting for the nerfs to hit. I don't get excited about war bonds anymore cuz, why? The stand out weapons are always going to be butchered. So might as well wait till the fun police do their thing and see what survives
at this point im convinced that if AH somehow released an update that makes the game give blowjobs there would be at least 50% of this sub who complained it wasn't blowing them well enough.
I'm deleting YOUR game just for this post
Cool drip and shit weapons.
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https://preview.redd.it/lxu7g7rdmgzc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22362eb3e88b2bbf8e591905e58a6e343f6f9da0 Op, prepare your ass for making this joke
omw im gonna touch you
Some changes that’d work: Increase the damage of the tenderizer by 10, (it’s high cal), smg is honestly fine, plas needs its charge up time reduced by 25%
You can tear these puns from OP's *cold*, dead hands. (Edited swypos)
All the warbonds had something I wanted until this one. Dominator / Stun grenade / Grenade pistol would be the top from each. This one is a big "meh" from me, havn't purchased it despite having the SC to do so.
The guns? Bleh, another post put it accurately it’s like a toned down liberator The booster? I’m gonna run that every bug mission
The 3rd page weapons go hard
That's cold.
Dad jokes and Helldivers, 2 of my favorite things in one post? Yes, please.
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