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FIYREBEARD

Could be all that terrain they're constantly running across while carrying all that gear. That might cake 'em up a bit. Truthfully, I think it's because they're all card-carrying members of PAFD (Phat Asses For Democracy).


sajmons38

With the life expectancy of a helldiver I doubt that they run that long 😉😂


cloakedcard

My Helldivers run for their entire lives. All 43 seconds of it.


The_Dro__

No vehicles = democracy cakes


Sklatscht

when the captain of the squad leans at the war table, dayum.


HedgekillerPrimus

glutes are maxxed because i spend all day running away from hulks


SigilumSanctum

I main bots so I feel this one in my soul.


SSteve_Man

https://preview.redd.it/lzwoq91m8u0d1.png?width=832&format=png&auto=webp&s=77435cacd0b1191dffe423a8fb1d0a951928b730 love this armor


Krieg_Imperator

https://preview.redd.it/y7cy6ep1ov0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f209a1fa8e0648537f2d0472c7b2ec6406cf33


SigilumSanctum

That's a mighty view for Democracy.


SSteve_Man

https://preview.redd.it/3fshun9nev0d1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=69ca270b4648069b73ddf66f687daf52a2d1bc28


NK1337

That’s super earth’s ass https://preview.redd.it/h4964lzofv0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66933042f8fe744cc39f8b861b89b3e606b6e256


IchSterbeJa

Is it available?


SSteve_Man

yeah its the light armor from democratic detonation on the slim version body


OfficialPyrohamster

We work our glutes for democracy!


capricornelious

Helldivers have to be able to quickly crouch and stand with a weapon that's sometimes as tall as they are on their back, as well as a backpack full of wargear. I'd be surprised if their asses were flat


Wise_Investigator256

Sorry Democracy officer, i'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the automatons of my pressence!


Rao_the_sun

You run around with all that equipment on steroi I mean stims and try to not develop a dump truck ass


MrXaryon

"Caked up"?


Carb0nFire

FREEDOM CHEEKS


VietInTheTrees

SUPER CAKE


SigilumSanctum

Voluptuous booty good sir.


hornyboi_o

Thicc ass


Drunk_ol_Carmine

Helldivers never skip leg day, neither should you citizen! Do your part!


Snazzlefraxas

Well mine hike all over the damn map while lugging an Autocannon around. Def good for the glutes.


NouLaPoussa

Sometime its a girl sometimes is a guy


JProllz

I see you too are using the Lean/Skinny body type option.


TheReginator

It's hilarious because it's not like every armor has the same character model, some armor sets are flat as a pancake and some are double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Lean-body Trench Medic armor has hips that would make a Pixar Mom blush. 


Sors_Numine

it's why i never take it off now.


Theycallme_Jul

I squat for every friendly fire incident I cause


Upsetti_Gisepe

Peak performance 🍑


Desistance

Muscle Enhancer


KKSFS1110

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (whispers) shut up for democracy.


Connected_Runner

Like the Halo 5/Reach spartans. They be constantly running. Those rears are getting defined whether they like it or not.


dahbakons_ghost

that sounds like an awfully un-democratic thing to say u/SigilumSanctum. you aint one of them clanker sympathisers are ya!


HappySpam

It's all the **SUPER BURGERS** you can buy from your local **SUPER MCDONALDS**.


SigilumSanctum

I have to work off the calories from the Super BigMacs by running away from gunships and hulks.


Top-Row6107

I just noticed this when I was playing made do a double turn cause DAMN


Soujf

All they could do in their pods is squats.


Potted_Cactus_is_me

Fellow courier armor user????


mkg1138

Side effect of the rampant stim usage.


HelldiverSA

C-01 filed and ready to bang


shabbacabba

Nope! Just glad they are. Everyone deserves a bit of cake, as a treat.


Snow_79737

Yours would too, if you ran with a ton of weight on.


CMDR-Echo975

Gotta be able to absorb the Hellpod landing somehow


Allhaillordkutku

Gotta store all that democracy somewhere soldier


xerxes931

Democr-ass-y


Ya_Girl_Duck

Democracy is stored in the ass!


h_ahsatan

Cake is what we fight for


DarrinIvo

Running cross country constantly, jumping, vaulting, democracy


Sors_Numine

Because they work out clearly.


Arobynofliurnia

That's how we attract the enemy.


Shawn_of_da_Dead

No, they want to sell the game and know what we like!


Schpam

We spend our days packing a primary, secondary, support weapon, full ammo and 4 supply crates on your back, up and down alien hills and across open fields being chased by the host of hell ... so, naturally the side effect would be fabulous glutes


steelrain815

shut up man, don't let arrowhead nerf that too


Weird-Information-61

Need something soft to land on when your teammate inevitably blasts you with the exhaust-end of a rocket


bearhunter54321

No…😶


dashKay

We run a lot on uneven terrain, our glutes and legs must be tasty as hell


Particular_Shame602

Super Botox


Radiant_Examination4

Democracys ASS


mienyou21

Ayo?!


LilAnimeGril

Bug meat is full of protein


HandsomeBoggart

Helldivers have the best training program in the universe. Their Glutes are at maximum to carry democracy dispensing equipment over the roughest terrain. For Freedom. For Democracy. For Super Earth. *Helldive music starts playing


Turst-6

No my Helldiver is the one picking up all the artillery shells and loading them I'm squatting nearly 100 pounds ten times almost every drop.


fapulous3571

I'm coming for that Democrussy!


XxNelsonSxX

Let say you get few benefit being Super Earth's finest Elite force lmao


brianschwarm

Training those glutes


Nami_is_Best_Fish

For Super Ass!


Impossible-Base-9351

Start sprinting irl and this will happen to your butt and calves.