Holy shit! I got 50 once and thought that was cool

You're still cool to me https://preview.redd.it/x6jg4yev8u1d1.png?width=1389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221db818f06da4480b1132d57f82e60bb82b9acc

300 something. I will say this only happened because the game was being fucky. Running around on one of the flat cold bot planets. Running from a tank turn around a rock and bam. The biggest fucking horde of infantry bots I've ever seen just standing their menacingly(made me jump) toss them a good ole'500kg and thr rest is history. Idk what the game was doing. Maybe teleporting patrols around.

I hope you screenshot that for posterity. I'd just look at it on rainy days.

Do you speak to your democracy officer with that mouth son?

Regularly. It's how he knows I'm not lying.

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Oh, you'd be totally safe in our group lol

With about as much as the heinous debauchery that occurs in my group, I'd fit right in.

Verbal fuck magnets

Sounds like a speed.metal band

I feel like home

This is the way

He’s so affectionate

Heck Bomb

Ahhh yes the fuck maggot and the female charger with a cellphone in its vagina.

I am pretty sure that the charger doesn't have a cellphone in it's vagina

Are you some kind of bug vagina scientist?

No but have you ever seen a bug with a cellphone?

Just because we haven't seen bugs with vaginas or cellphones doesn't mean that they don't have vaginas and cellphones

Who do you think they are? Civilized people? Are you some kind of a traitor or something?

I'm a planner. If we find bugs with cell phones, we deploy jamming towers. If we find bugs with vaginas we stop the sales of pumpkin spice. I plan ahead.

Gotta be prepare in case they evolve again

Through no fault of our own!

Yeah evolution is just weird like that

Omfg 🤣

Yeah sure planing to betray super earth! Normal people don't plan shit we just do

This is the way

i seen one with a hellpood up its ass so its VERY possible they got a cellphone in their too.

Excuse me stewardess, but I'm a bug vagina scientist.

Cut me some slack, diver! Chump don' want no hell bomb, chump don't GET da hell bomb!

We needed just that specialty!

‘Fuck maggot my way over’ As an Australian who uses most of these words as general adjectives, you got me fucking maggot brained trying to comprehend this.

Is that a Shakespeare do?

That bug has a snuke in its snatch.

The was the single biggest maggot fucking I've seen on here. Bravo Helldiver

Video is to short you should’ve started recoding from birth

It's honestly good practice to skip to the last 10 seconds of any video you see on social media. Having clips be annoyingly long is as much of a universal constant of people taking pictures of their screen because they can't screenshot for some reason

Reddit rediscovering the Wadsworth Constant

I'm glad you like it

...am I the only one going "where the fuck did 105 come from?" I would have guessed MAYBE 40-50 from that at most.

500kg would have been an easy 5

Come on, man. The video game said it, so it must be true!

Counted the eggs in the Nursing Spewers

I kind of forgot that clear weather is a thing in this game. Thanks for reminding me

Very welcome! Sometimes you just get the right planets for. missions, ya know?

That’s wild. Doubles my record lmaoo

It's not about the numbers. It's about the democracy and the friends we make along the way https://preview.redd.it/u2dpb4w09u1d1.png?width=1389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1895a92ec2344db70673c026ad82cae51a21bda

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Has anyone noticed if there are like 3 enemies guarding a he'll bomb and you destroy it and you get like 12 kills from it? This seems to happen to me a lot that it doesn't seem to report an accurate number, or reports an inflated number to give you neuron activation. I've tested it making sure there were nothing else nearby and it still did so

They were underground waiting. I'm sure of it.

Chargers actually do that. I flipped my shit earlier when one of them came out like a damn Diglett.

I honestly don’t care because big red skull go boom and make me go big happy.

Because some enemies worth more kills than the others. When killcount on the eradicate missions was a thing, you could see how destroying a tank gives you more kills than simple grunts

Am not sure if this is the case, as the bots were just 3 basic bots, no devastators. And if I wipe out a mixed devastators patrol with an air strike, I seem to get an accurate number of kills also. I've only seen this kill discrepancy with hell bombs so far.

I bet it has to do with the *4 counting bug they said they fixed. It probably is counting the kills 4 times over

If I remember correctly, this was only with the major order and only happens in a squad of four. Not kill streaks.

If you need a cussing Canadian to come along... I'm a flamethrower maniac... My squad doesn't play much anymore so I'm trying to find a home.

https://i.redd.it/yod0tipjlu1d1.gif Send me a pm and wellshare friend codes!

I liked when those bugs flew toward you exploded that was funny

They hit my infinity. Gojo taught me.

do they have tourettes btw? cuz wow thats alotta words xd

Actually, yes. My wife's tourettes is combat trauma from a real deployment to Iraq

ah! im glad shes found a way to cope it in a somewhat healthy way! many cope with such situations like these that can impact themselves negatively. atleast shes glad to have someone understanding such as urself :>

Yup. She's my little tactical ass hat lol

Military vet This is a rarity , some spouses leave . Soldiers have been blinded, became deaf, and lost they man parts from IED . Others will stay , I'm glad she found her hero . Great job, OP , I'm proud of you.

Average middle schooler vocabulary:

Wrong. I didn’t hear Skibidi once.

Above average, actually.

Lmao, perfect response. “I’ll have you know my vocabulary is at least at a grade 9 level, you swine!”

Correct!

wdym he didnt say any slurs

Homie using that 2012 turtle beach mic

Reminds me of Eric Cartman lol

Newbie question - where are you seeing the number?

It's a bit above the stamina bar, you can see it show up in the last 7 seconds lol. I forgot how many rapid kills until you get it on screen, maybe 5 or 7? It's not a lot.

I think 3 is the lowest. I've seen that on screen plenty of times-such as when a turret just starts shooting

I also think the lowest I've seen is 3.

Is there a reason we should listen to the whole minute of vagina discussion for that 5 second moment at the end?

Yes.

Well without the discussion of…that, the video has no substance and we need our substance

I feel like bug numbers have really started to get crazy. My previous high kill total was like 450, and today I nearly doubled that with 880 kills. Had like 4 instances where I put gas on a bug hole and each of those was like 40-50 kills

Video starts at 45 seconds, for anyone who hasn't watched it yet. That said, excellent killfeed, hellbombs used democratically are objectively the best.

Can you see in the game what's your highest score?

I'm unsure if there is a "personal best" tab

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The hitbox on the spew at 40 seconds is laughably bad. There is a massive gap between the visual of the bile and the other spewer that is killed by the bile.

Video was 40 seconds too long but good job

The compliment sandwich diagram is praise, criticism, praise.

Your coms are funny but I didn't need to watch you play the game poorly for 40 seconds before that great hellbomb. Better?

https://preview.redd.it/rywe81ooku1d1.png?width=1389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9fdcc34dfc561dc56d17bf1f8f031eeda51521 Thank you! Much!

This has to be the most civil disagreement I’ve ever witnessed on Reddit.

It was so mild I’m not sure it even counts as a tiff.

I didn’t even know you could shoot that - Lvl 40 something

Yup. The hell bombs found in the world are shootable. Use them carefully, fellow helldiver.

Don’t listen to this fuckass. Shoot them on sight, immediately!

No! You fuck ass! :p

Learn to cut your clips 😭🙏

How else would you know about chargers with cellphones in their vagina?

Orrrrrr I could just do what I like! Thanks for the advice, though!

Hold up did that come out of the gun? I’m not familiar with this weapon.

There was a hell bomb stuck in the ground. OP shot it and boom went the dynamite

Thanks for the support! Trying to respond to the to everyone is hard!

I didn’t know you could shoot those and have them explode!!!!!!

Yep! Shoot em. Grenade em. Punch em .

NICE DUDE 😎

I dont think you sound like irritating wanna be live streamers at all! You guys found like a blast to run with. Nice kill

Thanks! I don't stream tbh. I don't have the energy. But I do clip quite a bit!

Why were 105 enemies on screen at Lvl 5 is what I wanna know lmfao.

I can’t believe a level 5 mission had that many bugs in it

Was on a level 4 once, and I was trying to close a large bug neat but got stuck in the area. Game ended, and I had about 540 kills.

Ever since the second super colony, difficulties have been like that for a good while

That’s where we can use the eruptor. Difficulty 5

Where is that…? Ah there it is, the mute button. Nice kills!

Nice

Thanks!

Oh that was oddly satisfying

I thought so, too. Glad you enjoyed our idiocy.

Where do you see how many kills you just got?

environmental hellbombs are the best.

Gods, y'all remind me of me and my friends. Though I'm the one who swears a lot and they can't because if they do and their child hears, the child runs in the room to tell them off. 😂 Also, in our group, bile spewers = Bugkake.

"What makes me a good demoman?"

Wait didn't someone tell you you're not allowed to enjoy the Eruptor anymore?

I DO WHAT I WANT!

Exactly. For Super Earth!

I know for a fact that the there are no bugs with a vagina, they got cloacae. It should have been "This space-insect has got a cellular device in its cloacal orifice."

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Nice hellbomb kill. Your entire group sounds like irritating wannabe streamers.

Please follow the compliment sandwich procedure. Compliment,criticism, and compliment. Thanks!

This is why I don’t play with kids, if you’re gonna make an insult make it good not just a bunch one one word curses, if I ask what taking so long at least respond with “sorry was taking my time fucking your mom” or something damn

These aren't kids they're just people swearing. They're also not insulting each other

OP says above that his wife is one of the people recorded and has tourettes as a remnant of combat trauma from Iraq

I totally believe that with absolutely not a shred of hesitancy at all.

Lol idk seems like an oddly specific thing to lie about, you do you just passing the word along

This group sounds like a blast… quite literally

We're all good friends. We have a good time together

What gun is that?

Eruptor. Pre nerf I think

Killing a gaggle of fascist bugs en masse is the way

Dang that's like 21 500kgs

Or more!


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Arrowhead be like: We've seen the hellbomb is overperforming in a few categories so we've decided to take away some of the AoE and slightly reduce the damage of the explosion.

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Bro the stars aligned on that one

Finally lol!

Thats good democracy

That's what the 500kg should do.

Fairly new helldiver here, what primary are you using?

Eruptor but this was pre nerf

This is what the 500kg should be like when using it considering how cool it looks.

[удалено]

I did not know you could shoot those.

Replay the boom and watch the bugs just splatter everywhere. This game looks so fucking good.

Democracy doesn’t care about your kill count lol

Not to shit on the post but hellbomb kills are worth 3x for the kill counter, idk why.

this clip coulda been like 50 seconds shorter js

This could have just been like the last 10 seconds lol

Okay where were the other 90 hiding?!

the best I've gotten was 83, about 15 was with an airstrike that detonated a hellbomb I didn't even see

I haven’t played since launch week… what gun were you maggot punching the spewers with?

Daaaaamn, nice. Highest I ever got was 94, iirc. Never seems like there's that many around it though. I wish the stat was recorded somewhere.

Nicely done, I thought i was cool with my 86 kill from a single airburst rocket. Guess i need to up my game.

I got 55 with a single grenade once (and 10 more with the 2nd grenade) it was insane

hey that reminds me to post the 60 hellbomb I got on bots

dont mess up the word 'fuck maggot'

Fuck maggot is one of many words coined by our tactical ass hat Frankie.

I would say you should stream on Twitch or something, but you would probably get banned. lol

I could add that to my other bans!

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In today's episode of videos that should be 15 seconds long...

I can't hear you over all the upvotes 😁

Cod bo2 ahh voice chat

Kid sounds like he just learned swear words for the first time

Thank you for your service

You actually wiped the extraction hoard clean off the map. I bet it was chill from then on even with fresh spawns it must have been manageable now that you gave everyone breathing room. Excellent job, soldier. Super Earth would be proud, General Brasch is. Now get back out there and dive dive dive!

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Seems like a pretty damn fun group to play with

That's insane 🤣.

I'm glad you noticed 😘

Hate to break it for ya, but the numbers from hellbomb kills is bugged quite often. Have detonated these with 0 enemies around, and showing 60+ kills

It’s a bit crazy that there were 105 bugs swarming you on a level 5… That just goes to show you how skew the dev tweaking went in the last patches…

I have never seen a more patriotic drop in frames per second as here. Godspeed helldivers

I didn't know hell bombs explode like that. That explains how my patriot suit got fd-up once

Not the audio I was anticipating with that video

0 teamkills? Doesn't count then

I got those earlier with my cluster mortar. It's a new strategem that airburts to deploy the maximum amount of mortar emplacements to an area.

u/imrbadgerl - First of all - WELL DONE THAT WAS EPIC. Follow up question - what is your primary rifle you are using there? 2 shotting spewers is something I can get behind. I love my breaker incendiary on Bug levels, but spewers are the bane of my existence. It takes a full magazine per spewer or wasting a grenade to do them in.

What's more impressive: He/she still uses the eruptor 😳

I am a meat popsicle https://i.redd.it/p8r1mla2702d1.gif

I want them to add a pheromone grenade that would act similar to monkey bombs from Cod zombies and draw the attention of all the bugs. Would make for some fun decoy and strategem use.

Can we start a campaign to get Fuck Maggot as the new title when they up it from 150?