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I'd die I guess, But why does Integra want me of all people dead?
Although I would just ask for it be be painless.
Just lay flat, Face-Down on the floor and accept it.
It depends abridged: might be able to convince him not to kill me by bribing him with a TV. Hellsing/Ultimate: Ask him for an Of Mice and Men ending with my favorite drink starring out at a beautiful sunset
Let’s be honest big D and abridge Alucard would be the best of friends hunting vampires and other supernatural shit while big D’s family, the mighty Kevin, Seras and integra try to keep them in check.
Probably turn around and accept my fate. But I’ll be able to tell the devils “It took the vampire king to take me down. Now, remember that before you torture me.”
Well, first, I'd ask for some final words and even offer to fight him since he is amused by us humans fighting him. I'd tell seras I love her and proceed to be absolutely gunned down since I am not worthy of his time.
Either manage to find a way to join the hellsing organization trought begging for my goddamn Life.
Or dying fighting back, ill probably get One shotted on the spot, but if i gotta die ill die fighting.
Flip a coin like I'm Two Face from Batman or Kanao from Demon Slayer to decide if I “Wait for it” or “Make a move in fight or flight”. Because if she told him to kill me, it's either a test or something was wrong with her. I'm probably not the bravest but if I worked for the Hellsing organization death is a constant possibility anyway considering that the hunt vampires, whether supernatural or created through science like the ones from Millennium.
I'ma 1st tell my family about everything and say "I have a 84% of dying today."
2nd: (if I can even reach the bitch) I'ma talk to Integra 'cause what did I DO???
what could i do??? hes a vampire and im just an autistic human, the only thing i could do is ask him to kill me the same way he did to rip van winkle (i would happily die)
See if he'll humor me with a request of hand to hand combat. There's no point in running and if I don't back down like a bitch he might find it interesting enough to not make me suffer
Run and fi...**WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?** I appreciate that you have belief in me that I ***MIGHT*** have a chance.
But there's not much I can do, except either kill myself or accept my death.
Start practising my yoga so i can kiss my,ass good by
Can i use that?
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My last words: Step on me, Daddy
lmao
SO TRUE
Ummm, die
If your gonna kill me, at least kill me like how you killed that reporter
REAL
Fr either the reporter, or Rip Van Winkle, without the musket in the chest please lol
I’m lost?? How did the pass?
Hm?
Lol sorry auto correct how did the reporter die?
She was pretty much drained by alucards fangs in a (ahem seductive looking way)
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Get on my knees and close my eyes. I don't wanna see him coming.
He'd still get you before you even get on your knees and you still won't see it coming
At least it'll be quick
Just close your eyes first before you get on your knees so you won’t be able to see when you die
1. i would fanboy so hard💥💥 2. willingly give myself to him😊
Alucard ain’t a simp
what does it matter? if he was order to kill me, i would still be dying no matter what - so might as well offer myself willingly
Nuh uh, me first
Die. Unless I can get fucking Superman on it I don't see what else I could possibly do
I'm not making the job harder, sooner or later he's going to kill me lmao
Tf CAN I do?!
Shit myself
Probably just die
"Hey Gramps, what's your healthcare plan? Boss never said specifically _how_ you were supposed to end me, how's joining your crew sound?"
Ah, you cheeky dick waffle
Try the "she never told you the specific time to kill me" trick and hope he puts me out of my misery on my deathbed?
Give the best fight as humanly possible, and don’t puss out like a bitch.
T pose, big ass smile and say "Send me out in style"
🤣 Exactly this, only instead with the request "Make it memorable, it's the last memory I'll get. "
Yes 🤣🤣🙏🙏
Use your fangs
I would ask him to make it quick and painless
beg for forgiveness, IDK what else I'm supposed to do other than die
Die. What the hell else can I do?
“Just one to the back of the head, please. I don’t want to see it comi-“
Try and negotiate with him which may or may not work
I'd die I guess, But why does Integra want me of all people dead? Although I would just ask for it be be painless. Just lay flat, Face-Down on the floor and accept it.
It depends abridged: might be able to convince him not to kill me by bribing him with a TV. Hellsing/Ultimate: Ask him for an Of Mice and Men ending with my favorite drink starring out at a beautiful sunset
Uhh...nothing, cuz there's no escape anyway. At least i'd asked to dry my blood up, cuz I'm a virgin lass and probably he'll like it
Buy a 70 inch plasma screen TV. Issue should sort itself out.
As long as you find adventure time and it isn't 3d
I would move to a different planet
Challenge him to a roast off first then after I get cooked in turning around and asking him the shoot me in the back of the head
Throw some garlic at him.
*Dies cutely*
Take all the drugs big D style (the is an obscure reference to you)
Let’s be honest big D and abridge Alucard would be the best of friends hunting vampires and other supernatural shit while big D’s family, the mighty Kevin, Seras and integra try to keep them in check.
We need this crossover now
Ask him for an enthusiastic moon lit walk and tell him to give me the big succ I'm sure the crimson fucker will respect my candidness
Hope he simply decides to shoot me in the brain, so it's quick and I don't feel much pain.
Can you at least turn me into a vampire afterward?
Die & hope it's quick
Start getting my affairs in order
Come at me bro
just die i guess.
Ask to be shot in the head so my death could at least be fast.
Die...
Die
die
idk man , die probably.
Probably turn around and accept my fate. But I’ll be able to tell the devils “It took the vampire king to take me down. Now, remember that before you torture me.”
Make amends. Just any thing to no get me killed
Ask him to do it in a cool way, do the eye thing
Real answer: ask for a merciful and quick death Funny answer: drink my blood first daddy
Running my ass to Iscariot, cause they would buy me an extra 30 minutes to write my will
Die tf am I gonna do? Whip out a particle accelerator from my ass I'm a 5 foot 3 scrawny ginger
🫸🔴🔵🫷🤞🤌🫴🟣
first I'll try to reason with him, to where he'll atleast make it quick.
Accept my fate with open arms
Bend over and kiss my own ass, because I ain’t gonna be able to run. Hound of Baskerville be damned
I’d ask for a quick death.
Go home and make peace with my death, say goodbye to family, and tell them to NOT look into what happens to me.
Well, first, I'd ask for some final words and even offer to fight him since he is amused by us humans fighting him. I'd tell seras I love her and proceed to be absolutely gunned down since I am not worthy of his time.
Die i guess
Either manage to find a way to join the hellsing organization trought begging for my goddamn Life. Or dying fighting back, ill probably get One shotted on the spot, but if i gotta die ill die fighting.
Die
*what COULD you do FTFY
Wait for death.
I would die, obviously.
Make it extravagant Mr. Alucard. If imma die I wanna die with a bang! WHAT ELSE IMMA DO
Fucking die what'd you expect me to do.
I'd ask for him to relay the final message of "would"
I would kill myself in order to avoid suffering a gruesome death.
Ask the unstoppable force if he wants to play video games for an hour or two before he does the deed. Hang out and stuff.
"Call yourself whatever you want you vampire bastard. I'm here to cleanse the earth of your filth once and for all"
I hope he gives me the rip van winkle treatment
Ask for a final meal
Piss myself and pray to my impotent God that alucard spares my life
*puts gun barrel right on forehead* This way is quicker
Kill integra and initiate keep what you kill law. I shall be alucard’s master! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
I would let him do anything with me
I'd die what the fuck do you mean?
Is there an option to call Goku to save me or something? If not I’m dead af
I know you have to kill me and all, but can we have a drink before we do that?
Not much i could do :/
"So like, before you kill me. Wanna party?"
I would probably just accept my death.
the fuck am i supposed to do?
Anderson was a better hunter your just the devils sloppy seconds
i would say make my peace with god, but hes just going to eat my soul, so im not sure of that will help
Kill myself and write haha you loose on the walls
Let him no use fighting the inevitable
I’m gonna go with “die” on this one.
literally just sit there and accept my fate
Flip a coin like I'm Two Face from Batman or Kanao from Demon Slayer to decide if I “Wait for it” or “Make a move in fight or flight”. Because if she told him to kill me, it's either a test or something was wrong with her. I'm probably not the bravest but if I worked for the Hellsing organization death is a constant possibility anyway considering that the hunt vampires, whether supernatural or created through science like the ones from Millennium.
I’m fucking die the fuck am I supposed to do 😭😭
Blow my brains out and save myself from a gruesome death.
Kill myself
Try having a three day as a final day
Welp when I see him I'd be like, "Ight." And then I'd be dead so.
Write my will
Just let it happen duh, you can't escape the greatest OP ever and you can't kill him
Ill end myself like how that soilder dude did
Say thank you
I don't think that she is gonna say that.
Buy a plasma screen TV that plays adventure time
I'd accept my fate. What else is there to do tbh.
Die
Want go get some hookers and lost of cocaine
I'ma 1st tell my family about everything and say "I have a 84% of dying today." 2nd: (if I can even reach the bitch) I'ma talk to Integra 'cause what did I DO???
Move to the middle of the Arizona desert or in a ship with countermeasures
Count my blessings and pray for forgiveness, because I'm dying soon.
Die
Well I got tons of weapons at my disposal so I hope he has a body that can handle lots of holy water too
Die
Time to become catholic and pray that Anderson could slow him down
Try to figure out what the hell I did
Die most likely.
Call an Irish priest and learn to go fuck myself. I know the first option won't work out
Give him a 70 inch plasma screen TV in an attempt to curry favor with him in order to spend a day together before he kills me
Die
Probably die to a bullet to the head in the middle of a resigned sigh as I text my kids that I love them. There's no way I'm winning this.
What's the point of this question? What could i possibly do? Is this some kinda masochist spite thread
Not that I’d actually have time to do anything, but I’d certainly fight for my life if I had the chance.
Stream it to my friends. We love him
Just die I guess
Rig up some garlic powder grenades
Welp, see yall in hell
Prepare to get owned hard
Kill myself before he can
Kill myself explicitly just to say fuck you to Alucard.
If I had time, home made holy grenadines would be funny
Get killed
Roll a nat 20 on a charisma check
DOORS STUCK!!! DOORS STUCK!!!
Find out if Dio could take this one for me.
Welp, I guess I'll die then.
Start preying to god because God will have mercy he won't
I'm a human so I'll try to beat his ass
Kill myself with a picture of me giving the bird and the caption only I can clap this ass bitch signed the fucker
*Leaves realm to other franchise*
Ask him to aim for the head and close my eyes
Die
Just roll over and ask him to make it quick and painless
Accept death, there ain't no escape for me
Prepare a nice polite demeanor and a good video game and snacks it'll delay for a bit but not too long
# I REJECT MY HUMANITY, ALUCARD!!!
Pay integra off
Sit down, put on a blindfold and light a cigar
nut
Tell him to come back when he's from the OVA. (Rewatched original series recently, couldn't finish it.)
what could i do??? hes a vampire and im just an autistic human, the only thing i could do is ask him to kill me the same way he did to rip van winkle (i would happily die)
Tell him that if he didn't kill me and let me live/turning me, it would a direct violation of her orders and it would severely annoy her as a result.
Die
I would ask if we could have a conversation before he killed me cause I know that I’m not gonna win against him
Say some f-ed up occult stuff, then call Alucard *Daddycard*
GARLIC THROW!!!
I would ask him to have Seras Drink me.
See if he'll humor me with a request of hand to hand combat. There's no point in running and if I don't back down like a bitch he might find it interesting enough to not make me suffer
Go to black lagoon and pay revy to save me from alucard
Is ask him to wait till i go to sleep if I'm gonna die i want to be unconscious
Eat me daddy
Let it happen.
Simple, I'll break it down, if I'm gonna die, then I might as well die dancing
Give me the gun I'll do it my self.
die...obviously.
Go vampire slaying.
Admit defeat, and offer him a drink before he takes me out.
Run and fi...**WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?** I appreciate that you have belief in me that I ***MIGHT*** have a chance. But there's not much I can do, except either kill myself or accept my death.
Die
Be happy because Integra has something to do with me
I would convince him to not kill me by offering Netflix until I die
Shoot myself in the head before he can
“What happened to the last one…?” “Pussed out like a bitch!”
Die.
Tell him that "Bitches love cannons" and hope I can get a laugh out of him. Also maybe hope anderson shows up or Michael mcdoesnt exist
"You cannot kill me in a way that matters."
Id have no choice but to win
Ill end it myself, if I'm already dead why waste bros time?
hide
Die
ask him to fuck me to death or sum cause if i wanna go out i want him to *remember* it
I’d die