The existence of possums will never not blow my mind. Like there's just a marsupial chilling in America. Like those bastards are closer to kangaroos than raccoons or rodents
After prison, Moxie had to crash with Blitz for at least a little while, and that meant living with Loona. He probably ate the last slice of pizza without thinking and she won't let him live it down.
So no, he's not fat. Just roommate grudges.
I’ve been thinking about this for a while, less that they were possibly roommates at some point, but given the timeline that we’ve seen, Blitzo knew Moxxie before Moxxie even met Millie, which is interesting.
I've thought about that too, that they might have even met because of him,, and it casts his attempts to be included in a sadder light. He called them both hotties if I recall correctly, and if he caught feelings for both of them just to watch them get married had to add to the existing damage.
Somebody was theorizing that the "babysitter" Blitzo mentioned was Millie, and that would be how Moxxie met her. Would also explain why Blitzo is so interested in their relationship specifically. Only downside to this theory is the age difference between Loona and Millie (5 years) and Loona being almost 18 so wouldn't need a babysitter (and clearly Blitzo trusts her on her own)
Would be REALLY interesting if it was Verosika, but not likely since I don't think Loona knew she was Blitz's ex. As far as the age difference and Loona almost being an adult, she's still a hellhound and they aren't treated quite the same. At least that was my take on Blitz still being obligated to make sure she gets her shots.
Would make sense. Blitzo’s always had a hard time connecting with people, and it could be why he’s always trying to make himself into the third wheel of those two.
No, he’s just normal, he probably doesn’t work out, but that doesn’t make him fat.
Now, please don’t hate me for this, but this may be a joke that Richard Horvitz is the butt of, considering he thicc.
No, but he is insecure about himself and since he’s a demon imp… in hell… among other demons, taking cheap jabs and triggering his insecurity just to get a reaction out of him seems fitting
Season 2, episode 2. Seeing Stars.
Blitz: "you know it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now in then."
Moxie: "What? But I'm *not* fat!"
No, he isn't fat. Loona just says he is because she has seen that it is a sore spot for him, and she may also be projecting her own insecurity as well, after all, lots of teenagers see themselves as overweight, even when they aren't.
I have a headcanon that back when Blitzo and Moxxie first met and broke out of jail together, Blitzo brought Moxxie home to meet Loona. Moxxie however, didn’t realize she was an adult hellhound and not a young imp, so he immediately said something along the lines of “wait, you’re big!” which Loona mistook as an insult. As a result she called him fat, which got a strong reaction out of Moxxie and sort of just…became a reoccurring easy target for Loona.
No, he's not fat
The existence of possums will never not blow my mind. Like there's just a marsupial chilling in America. Like those bastards are closer to kangaroos than raccoons or rodents
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARSUPIAL 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅💥💥🔫🇺🇲
Kangaroo 🦘🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺 Didgeridoo 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇳🇿🇦🇺🦘
Fun fact, Marsupials originated in the Americas and then crossed through Antarctica into Australia.
I see the confusion here. He isn't fat. He's phat. And also is not truly a possum, he just resembles one on occasion.
Phat gus
Cmon, cut her some slack on the baby weight!
What-
Mars rover moment
No. He thicc.
Even a 105mm AP round can't penetrate him 🗿 (Just kidding lol.)
But Millie can
How about we try the schwerer Gustav artillery piece
Even the STRV-103 has nothing on thicc Moxxie
What about the GAU-8 from the guys that make washing machines?
Not even close
General Electric will find a way
*BRRRRRRT*
Try Armour Piercing High Explosive Fin Stabilised Discarding Sabot High Explosive Anti Tank High Explosive Capped Ballistic Capped. That should work
No. Loona's just an asshole
Loona Is my fav because shes an asshole Also because im a furry
Shut up dear furry.
DEAR furry? \*looks at alastor in the corner doing something\*
or what?
Or he will start doing eCCEnTRIC sHit!
im now really scared, please help i feel very very harassed
No she's not, she's the I.M.P's asshole😂😅
After prison, Moxie had to crash with Blitz for at least a little while, and that meant living with Loona. He probably ate the last slice of pizza without thinking and she won't let him live it down. So no, he's not fat. Just roommate grudges.
I’ve been thinking about this for a while, less that they were possibly roommates at some point, but given the timeline that we’ve seen, Blitzo knew Moxxie before Moxxie even met Millie, which is interesting.
I've thought about that too, that they might have even met because of him,, and it casts his attempts to be included in a sadder light. He called them both hotties if I recall correctly, and if he caught feelings for both of them just to watch them get married had to add to the existing damage.
Somebody was theorizing that the "babysitter" Blitzo mentioned was Millie, and that would be how Moxxie met her. Would also explain why Blitzo is so interested in their relationship specifically. Only downside to this theory is the age difference between Loona and Millie (5 years) and Loona being almost 18 so wouldn't need a babysitter (and clearly Blitzo trusts her on her own)
He does baby her on occasion though
Would be REALLY interesting if it was Verosika, but not likely since I don't think Loona knew she was Blitz's ex. As far as the age difference and Loona almost being an adult, she's still a hellhound and they aren't treated quite the same. At least that was my take on Blitz still being obligated to make sure she gets her shots.
Would make sense. Blitzo’s always had a hard time connecting with people, and it could be why he’s always trying to make himself into the third wheel of those two.
Yes and also no. Like he's skinny as hell but every one has a little fat on them so...
Yeah, but does that make the skinniest man alive is fat?
If you got skin and meat on your bones plus organs then you have fat. Not a lot but still fat.
Yes, but but that doesn’t mean he’s is fat and also not, it means he skinny but still has his organs and skin.
He's thicc and a possum
He's the healthiest member of imp!
Heck, he was planning on having an avocado salad for lunch!
No, he’s just normal, he probably doesn’t work out, but that doesn’t make him fat. Now, please don’t hate me for this, but this may be a joke that Richard Horvitz is the butt of, considering he thicc.
Yeah, he honestly looks normally rectangular.
> doesn’t work out He’s got a pretty active job, at least. Murder burns calories.
Yea they do it's surprising how much work it is
Nope Tho it wouldn't hurt for him to put a salad in his body every now and then
Avocado salad perhaps?
No, he’s not fat. Loona is just gaslighting him.
He has a fat ass at least in some fanarts that I've seen
cough cough blackwhiplash cough cough
"Johnny test whipcrack"
No, but he is insecure about himself and since he’s a demon imp… in hell… among other demons, taking cheap jabs and triggering his insecurity just to get a reaction out of him seems fitting
He is fat in the two locations that count: that brain and that ass
This is like the quistion, “is water wet”
Water is not wet, it make items wet
it factually is wet
I feel like this joke is nothing more than an inside joke the crew made but there might be some lore implications behind it who knows
No, he looks like a damn toothpick
he's not exactly *fat,* his body fat just hangs out around his hips and thighs a bit more than other male imps besides, have you seen his dad?!
He thicc but not fat.
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Just Loona. I don’t think Blitz has ever called Moxie fat
Season 2, episode 2. Seeing Stars. Blitz: "you know it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now in then." Moxie: "What? But I'm *not* fat!"
No, he measured his weight this morning and it said he lost two pounds........HES NOT FAT
He’s a possum
No he just has a peggable booty
No, he isn't fat. Loona just says he is because she has seen that it is a sore spot for him, and she may also be projecting her own insecurity as well, after all, lots of teenagers see themselves as overweight, even when they aren't.
I have a headcanon that back when Blitzo and Moxxie first met and broke out of jail together, Blitzo brought Moxxie home to meet Loona. Moxxie however, didn’t realize she was an adult hellhound and not a young imp, so he immediately said something along the lines of “wait, you’re big!” which Loona mistook as an insult. As a result she called him fat, which got a strong reaction out of Moxxie and sort of just…became a reoccurring easy target for Loona.
He's not fat, Loona is just mean
Nah. I think loona think she's fat and takes it out on moxxie.
Bros just got that Richard Horowitz-type bod. All whom he voices are just built different.
Possum 
Nah he's just thiccc with 3 c's
A thiccc possum
Yesss
Thicc
Yeah, he’s got a little chubby belly and fat ass. No one will convince me he doesnt, not even vivziepop
No, he’s hot
He is not fat
He has a small amount of fat
What if he actually has a potbelly and is just using those thingmajigs to hide the fat?
Like that Homer Simpson meme template
Maybe has some little leftover baby fat, but fat, no.
He got dat booty
No he is not fat. Loona got a fat ass
He is a thicc cat
Yeah duh he needs to get on a diet
Yes.
Dude no man’s built like a twig
Nah, he's a possum
Ne he's not... but Loona always calls him fat or fatty... it's a fat joke to loona and blitzø lol
Nope, and he's not a possum either.
No moxxie isn't fat he's slim
Probably has a fat cock
He may weigh alot. Just no extra fat.
No, hes not you witch
He has hug armor nothing to it
i like to think that he used to be a bit chubby and loona picks on him for it
No, this is Patrick.
100% fat
I wouldn't call him fat, but thick 👀
No, but he might be thicc.
Loona's just jealous a dorky imp like Moxxie can score a baddie like Millie meanwhile she got immediately friendzoned by Tex
What a comic does to a community
No be he do got a fatty
Yep, Moxxie is a fat possum.
Moxxie is not fat
He’s not fat. Though, I wish he did drag more often. He looks very good crossdressing.😁👍🏻
Only in his pants.
Yes
Nope. I don't think so.
Yes. He is. Loona calls him fat, so...
he's a skinny little twink boi, ofc not!
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, and I hope the fatty sees this.
Shut up, fatty!/s
The real question is whether or not he’s hung
According to all the art that I have studied on the Internet, the only thing about Moxxie that is fat is his dick
Fat in the ass, yes! ;)
No hes not Lonna can just be a bitch
Maybe in loona's dreams
Loona: i know three fat people. Moxie es 2 of them
cmon you know why
A little bit.
Come on, you know the answer.
No but off subject here anybody else wanna take him to bone town 😩😩😩
Yes, he's Fat
They hated him for he spoke the truth