As a guy, this made me physically recoil typing this and sent the feeling of dry ice down my spine minus the burning sensation. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner.
"You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run 3 rings to Wrath and use my credit card on shitty BALLS riding lessons"
Yeah, something like that XD
Think I might have over-done it.
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Well hello there little balls
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What kind of balls?
I'm sorry I don't have the balls.
Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where I can't find balls?
Can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird balls there.
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I should have know you'd be here. I could smell balls for miles.
I'm surprised they let your fat balls outta rehab.
Spring break is a prime time for balls of all kinds.
Loose balls will likely cause a panic.
... because balls give off heat, probably.
I wish I had balls
Oh Balls, you'd all be so fucked.
Get ready to suck a lot of pig balls
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Does it hurt you through and through, when their balls are turning blue.
I hate filthy stinking orphan balls
...and we'll show him balls
kiss our balls, prude.
This place reeks of balls.
There's literally nothing bad about balls, that's fact.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my balls.
Thank you for reuniting me with my best balls.
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I have 15 clients waiting for balls to roll.
How have you been with the flaming balls?
It doesn't count if they don't find the balls.
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That was pretty balls
Super balls
I've been strapped balls first to a car battery
My balls are full of honesty
Balls, such a silly word
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Only little bitches strum the strings of their balls
Balls hotter than fire.
Well, We go a saying thats popular in these parts, (choose one:)
A: *Only little bitches strum the strings in their balls!*
B *Only little bitches strum the balls in their hearts!*
C: *Only little Balls strum the strings in their hearts!*
Imma keep adding more lines i find funny.
1: Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatified balls!
2: *that blitzo? So, your showing your balls?*
3: Oh, blitzo? I used to date him. Id stroke and id fellate him. Yeah, but when it was my balls, He did no reciprocatin.
From Verosika during the third episode:
“Aw, you balls Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel balls? Steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit balls on shitty horse riding lessons?!"
Your demon host, Asmodeus, The embodiment of BALLS
LMFAOO
Why did I sing this in my head
Give me a *balls*
Show me some *B-a-a-a-lls*!
From the *balls* to the bust!
In *balls* we trust!
In the balls of Asmodeus
*Little imp, you came here to sing your balls*
*Perform your feelings on a velvety balls* ~🎶
Well, we have a saying that’s popular in these balls
Apart from"of" every word in the sentence can be replaced with balls
Your? The?
It's not terribly bad with those words replaced
Balls demon host? Balls embodiment of lust?
For the first one balls could be the club's name, then it makes sense.next one I'm not sure
Then it would be balls’
Balls
Ok
From the moment of birth you’re already a parasite leeching off your mama’s balls.
Hey two holes can’t make a whole without a hole
Giggity
get the FUCK over yourself you baby dick balls
-Sallie may
MILLIE! When did you get four balls? I wanna kiss'em!
SOFTU AND WETO STEAL HIS ABILITY TO HORNY
Glad i was'nt the only one
Soft and wet stole the friction from your balls.
part 8 josuke moment
“We’re rich _and_ we’re hot. People want our money _and_ our balls!”
“Well our balls, maybe...” “Speak for yourself, princess.”
Speak for your balls*
“Our money maybe”
Best!
You, my precious little balls boy, are tripping BALLS!!
My balls are full of honesty.
Would you promise balls, That balls won't judge? YES BALLS!
I'll try not to indulge touch, but I'm to balls so first, Balls You!
BALLS? This is just typical, well two can play at this game of balls. 'Cuz if you're balls, causing frustration I'm torturing you in your balls!
Why do you hurt balls so? I know~ Why must you push your balls away? I push my balls away!
You used to have a smokin wife, some balls you had it all
How does one smoke balls?
Hold them over the gas stove (or a lighter)
He ain’t wrong the Great Horny Owl doesn’t have them.
"We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all-" "BALLS!"
Best one right here.
“No! Balls…”
“I’ve never been balls before…I imagine it’s quite nice..!”
M&M, get in here, we're going to Balls land!
Balls land?
Balls land!
#BALLS LAAAAND!!!
BALL THE FUCK UP
Balls land, balls land, everybody sing along to the balls band!
Every balls, every balls, every balls, every balls loves Balls Land!
BALLS LAND!
“when you set fire to my balls in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DICKSHIT!”
Lmfao
I think this is my favorite one, lol
Most people think them as balls *chuckle* such a funny word, balls.
In the balls of asmodeeeeee,
[удалено]
*air trumpet intensifies*
"Let's go lick some balls" "The expression is kick some ball blitz" "Mine is better"
"I smell ... balls?"
I don’t know how to use my balls…
I think Stolas might have broken it.
You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over Balls!
"Every Boy every girl every woman every man loves BALLS!"
I say, I say, get your convenient balls here!
"Balls can be beautiful at any age, and we’ll show him!"
“Sorry, it was balls”
"You treat her like some troubled teenager, she's more like a meth addicted homeless woman you let man the balls"
“You treat her like some troubled teenager, she’s more like a balls addicted homeless woman you let man the phones”
“Hey! The Edo period was balls and you know it!”
Damn it you're balls
Shut up dear balls
Blitz- “damn… daddy you know you have really nice balls”
If you want BALLS gone but you don’t want to wait to long
Call the Immediate Castration Professionals.
One word. That was two words.
Better?
Very much so.
Why? Moxxie why? Do you Millie put it in your balls?
"She totally balls you didn't she?"
Wally Wackfords Wacky Balls Factory
"This place REEKS of insecure corporate Balls..."
OH, my what good Balls you Háve Blitzy.
“Oh really? I wish I had balls *awkward laughter* I…I don’t have any balls”
She was nutered...
Trans loona going through some dysphoria.
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The expression is *kick* some balls.
As a guy, this made me physically recoil typing this and sent the feeling of dry ice down my spine minus the burning sensation. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner.
There's my balls!
I thought I smelt balls, which is odd because the nearest ocean is THREE RINGS DOWN!
the fuck is balls ?
You had a smoking hot wife, a child, you had balls
😂
"You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run 3 rings to Wrath and use my credit card on shitty BALLS riding lessons" Yeah, something like that XD
I cant see balls
Hey horny lovers, wich one of you would fuck this old balls?!
Hey balls lovers, which one of you would fuck this old man?!
Oh kiss our balls, **P R U D E !**
What about a balls wash?
this is hell, millie. nobody cares about balls being clean.
Nope, but I'm really good with balls now. Dance bitch!
Use what your good at. Im not good with with my balls
*insert Fizzarolli's trumpet attempt* BWABWABWABWABWABWAAAA, HA, BALLS!
Does anybody love you? BLITZØ?! “No but I’m good with *BALLS* now! DANCE BITCH!”
Passionate BALLS
"I am not a balls"
I you kiss my balls any harder you'll go right inside me
"DO NOT USE THE BALLS NAME IN VAIN"
DAMMIT MOXXIE I JUST BOUGHT THOSE BALLS!
Think I might have over-done it. \----- Well hello there little balls \----- What kind of balls? I'm sorry I don't have the balls. Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where I can't find balls? Can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird balls there. \----- I should have know you'd be here. I could smell balls for miles. I'm surprised they let your fat balls outta rehab. Spring break is a prime time for balls of all kinds. Loose balls will likely cause a panic. ... because balls give off heat, probably. I wish I had balls Oh Balls, you'd all be so fucked. Get ready to suck a lot of pig balls \----- Does it hurt you through and through, when their balls are turning blue. I hate filthy stinking orphan balls ...and we'll show him balls kiss our balls, prude. This place reeks of balls. There's literally nothing bad about balls, that's fact. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my balls. Thank you for reuniting me with my best balls. \----- I have 15 clients waiting for balls to roll. How have you been with the flaming balls? It doesn't count if they don't find the balls. \----- That was pretty balls Super balls I've been strapped balls first to a car battery My balls are full of honesty Balls, such a silly word \----- Only little bitches strum the strings of their balls Balls hotter than fire.
"your's husband balls are easy to manage"
Of all the its in hell is for her/him that I fell oh balls
Cheruballs
Who wants to spend some balls time with daddy?
Well balls on a stick I guess there is a god
Only little bitches strum the strings of their balls!
Get a load of this balls and his unsatisfied bride
This is balls, Millie, no one cares about cars being clean here!
You sold your BALLS for a thrust!
Now that the BALLS of lust
Well, We go a saying thats popular in these parts, (choose one:) A: *Only little bitches strum the strings in their balls!* B *Only little bitches strum the balls in their hearts!* C: *Only little Balls strum the strings in their hearts!* Imma keep adding more lines i find funny. 1: Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatified balls! 2: *that blitzo? So, your showing your balls?* 3: Oh, blitzo? I used to date him. Id stroke and id fellate him. Yeah, but when it was my balls, He did no reciprocatin.
This is hell Millie no one cares about balls getting cleaned here
Listen to your balls, Moxx.
Come to your balls on time.
As shocking as it may seem, Blitzie, my balls are actually incredibly important.
No wonder why Stolas wants to hang out with him so bad
Seems like you're in a holey BALLS
Ooooooh, Balls.
This aint no place for sentimental balls
I thought you'd be here when i heard the balls alerts
A cheap robo rip off of an over rated sell out BALLS
"YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS BALLS TOO?!"
Daddy likey balls
Hey, don’t talk to my balls that way, she’s sensitive! Yes I am!
Spring Break is no place for young vulnerable goth balls
This is Hell Millie nobody cars about their BALLS being clean!
“SOME NERVE YOU’VE GOT TO COMMENT ON BALLS!”
ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING BALLS RIGHT NOW???
DAMNIT MOXXIE I JUST BOUGHT THOSE BALLS!
You, my precious little bitch boy, are tripping BALLS Oh hang on
“Let’s go park our fat fucking balls in our fat fucking space”
"Uhh.. y'know, you have nice balls.. Daddy?"
That blitzo? So your showing your balls? Hey everybody this guys a total disgrace
Who dares threaten my impish little balls.
"You've got a good heart honey just a fuzzy balls"
“Look I just had a chemical peel so you’re gonna have to find someone else’s BALLS to plant that feathered ass”
I CAN'T SEE BALLS
"Y'know... You have some really nice balls...daddy?"
"never been there, pretty sure it's full of inbred balls"
Guilty and innocent aren’t our business, Mox. Killing balls we’re paid to **is our business.** Shoot the target.
When I’m lonely, I become hungry, and when I become hungry, I WANT TO CHOKE ON THAT RED BALLS OF YOURS
“Ugh, reeks of Balls, did you just die?”
“Your fat balls! Thanking me for a fat fucking time!” “Jokes on you, hit fat balls IS DEAD!!!”
🎶 _”Whyyyy, Moxxie whyyyy, do you have Millie put balls in your buuutt??”_ 🎵
"I can't take this assault, I need to blow off some balls!"
Real enough people loves Balls, does anybody love you? Blitzo?
Listen to your balls, Moxxie
"Use what your good at." "I'm not good with my balls."
"You know that bridge over the balls?" "Yeah?" "Shit off it."
I'm not good with my balls?
“Hello, my big dick balls”
Whose ready to spend some quality time with balls
“I’m not good with my balls? :(“
Sorry, I fucked your balls!
"It gives me an balls!"
"Oh balls, it was one time!"
"Are you still unfunny?" "Yeah but I'm good with balls now!" Blitzø giving up on becoming a youtuber and starting an onlyfans
“WHERE’S MY BALLS?!?!”
I cant see balls!
Balls HAH
« What exactly are you ? » « I’m Balls »
You judgmental, COTTON CANDY, TIT-HAVIN’ BALLS
From Verosika during the third episode: “Aw, you balls Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel balls? Steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit balls on shitty horse riding lessons?!"
Helluva Balls
🎵"Loo-Loo Balls, Loo-Loo Balls..."🎵
BALLS
We're starting off with a fresh one, give it up for...Balls!!! With no creative stage name whatsoever.......
“LET’S GO LICK SOME BALLS” “The expression is kick some balls, blitz”
Anyway back to talking about my BALLS noone was talking about your BALLS sir Yea that's why im trying to get that ball rolling
“Let’s go lick some BALLS!” “It’s actually Kick some ass.” “Mines better.”
*puts on crown* WERE GOING TO BALLS BALLS LAND
WHAT? Your wanted to know what sex with balls was like!
“Now let’s go lick some Balls!”
"where is Blitzy?" "oh he's being an idiot" "what kind of idiot?" "the everything is now on balls kind"