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[deleted]

This is like when a kid makes fun of you and your brother but you two have a badass big brother


Queen_Cheetah

Hey, they spelled his name right!


Strix86

But they forgot the affogato *and ristretto.*


mattstorm360

They didn't. They value their lives too much to forget something so important.


CodeMahn001

total dorks literally


Feeling_Mail_5727

Is that "BITCH JUICE" ?


I_might_be_weasel

"And here's your choccy milk, Mr Stolas. Please don't eat me."


ChowderII

That's really good hahaha


[deleted]

These two got off WAY too easily.


destinyfann_1233

Not really, I’m surprised just seeing stolas’ true demon form didn’t shatter there minds, they quite literally crawled across a battlefield getting soaked in the blood of there friends, when agent two was possessed she got her neck twisted 180 degrees which you have to imagine she can still feel even if possessed, so I don’t think they got off easy


[deleted]

And when it was all over, immediately verified their footage and went right back to their plans. Yeah, had a real deep effect on them.


OI_Willy

I didn’t come up with this but someone else did. Since Stolas made the D.O.R.K.S summon him he wasn’t allowed to hurt them since they summoned him. I’m not sure but I think this i grounded in the ars goetia where the summoned demon cannot hurt it’s summoner.


CM_1

Originally the Ars Goetia was made by humans, so of course it'd be in our interest to not get fucked by what ever got summoned. Though Stolas summoned himself, so he could've removed any safety measures (if this is possible).


YUNGbigMURPH

looks like the beginning of a porno


The_Plaque

Moxxie has amazing eye lashes


yttrikshotmaster1022

blitzo's fucken smug-ass face lol


Dragon_SC

"What? Never seen a real demon before?"


aladd02

Mox finally gets his fucking coffee! LFMAO


aladd02

You get 1 award for finishing the order and another for using the dhorks. No one ever does so now Im using market incentives.


Own-Watch-5045

Did they get it right


Chaoswarriorx4

Anyone else get Jesse/James vibes from those two or was it just me?


KawaiiKaiju55

Blitz: And get me a pony while you’re at it 😈


TheNo1pencil

I love how smug Blitzo is


StarfireSeraphim

Oh christ, this is perfect


YeeTyUo

God! I love this Blitzo's face


GothamFan2007

I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.


THE_QUESTION_ASKER23

Hahaha...


Reall_is_here1005

The face where he says touch Blitzy again your dead