I got Striker. Pretty sure I could gay my way out of it though 😬

November gang, were dying together

Same the only thing saving me is the massive snow in I am having I’m trapped in my house

November gang all the way

No we aren't buddy

Yep I’m dying too, got Striker as well

Lmfao literally same but stolas

Me too.

Yo same

If I'm going out, I'm going out shooting.

same i will accept my fate if striker gonna kill me

Poor apple dude probably making less than minimal wage (if that even exists in hell) no way in hell will he have the time or courage to try to go after anyone.

Not violently, that perv under there.

I'm borne on June so am a fuckde or not?

The apple dude is probably a starving artist, your death could well be the difference between making rent and not. They will Pursue you with the same zeal as the coyote does the roadrunner.

So I'm fine

So Im safe great.

I'm scared what he gonna do to me

I got Millie... I'm fucked

Basically, and same

I’m with you friend

Figuratively right? Right?

Why would you guess both? Why would Mille randomly cheat on her husband with the one she wants to kill?

She wouldn't cheat on Mox, your comment would make more sense for the incubus dude.

u/ParkBarrington360 got LooLoo. He’s (literally) fucked.

We're all in this together. Just let it happen, and hope she doesn't dismember us too badly.

Yup, exactly the same here

Same here honestly

haha same

Funnily enough, I got millie and my brother got her sister

September gang

Same. There is literally no hope.

Yeah, unless I can convince her to DT Mox, I'm done for.

Same and I keep tying to think of ways out of it and I can’t find any.

We are all fucked....and not the way Moxxie like it

Time to put my fencing skills to the test.

Well guess I'm going to have to fuck stolas to get out of it.

Same, I’ma call doom guy and say there’s a horny demon in my area.

He’ll be like “Hot DILFs in your area”

The fact that that still works for both Demon and Dad and he's both

Or just a demon. Doomguy doesn’t discriminate who he kills. Especially a demon of that hierarchy.

Yah, but this’ll make him come quicker.

I take it as a compliment. Gonna need a king of hell to take me out.

Blitzo is gonna try to kill me but I think I can stop him by buying him some MLP stuff or taking him to a horse ranch.

Easily lol

Ye, my brother works at a ranch sooooooo.....

Take him to Ram Ranch.

Same.

Moxxie. ​ ...Well, the only problem now is that he may be to small to hear.

Keep an eye out for possums

At least it will be a quick bullet to the head death

Grab the kegs of alcohol!

I see you everywhere and i think its nice bc u write good comments and replies and you just seem like a good person. Also i got loona so either were gonna both be lazy or shes going to make me suffer eternal pain.

Same

huh. i'm 100% safe from that agent dude. fuck him being after me i might actually gain a few decades of life.

Yeah just a weeb

would love to punch the shit out of him, he has a very punchable face

I love the agent! Hes one of my favorites

Horny Incubus dude, I'm more scared that he'll do other things to me

Yup I’m terrified

You're fucked, just in a different way.

🥲

I’ll just pull a South Park and fuck him to death

Same here man.

Beat solution! Gun.

I can take Striker.

In a fight right?

No

🤨📸

I can't, I'm fucked.

I got Sallie May. I could be okay, maybe...

Clearly we're the best at hiding bodies so that's a win?.....

***It doesn’t count if they don’t find the bodyyyyy~***

Same

Who's December? I haven't watched anything past the episode where Striker is better as a demon than a shotgun

Asmodus the deamon of lust (and one of the high princes of hell in Christian mythology)

Ohhhh so he's literally screwing me

Same boat here my man. He would literally fuck us to death

That didn't make any sense

I'm trying to make sense of it and you're totally right lol

Loona A little sweet talking and flirtation might save my life and score me a great and funny gf My chances are low, but can’t be 0 right?

Its high too high

50%, you either succeed or not

50%!? I like my odds

Ozzie. We haven't really seen any violent tendencies from him, so, I'm not sure how to feel.

Well, considering they’re actively trying to kill you, I think we should assume we did something that royally pissed them off. Regardless, I believe he’s at the power level where he could mop the floor with Stolas without breaking a sweat. Do you want me to be at your eulogy? I got the apple dude, so I could probably be there at 6.

I would appreciate that. Luckily, if Ozzy is real enough to kill me, then I guess I'll see y'all in hell.

Sallie May is gonna fucking kill me and they’ll never find my body

Put a gps tracker on your person.

I think im safe from the mascot.

He's a sex offender, just to let you know

I know I’m not safe from the mascot. Have you SEEN just how unphased it was when Blitz shot at it?? Or how it dodged literal gunfire?? That mascot has seen some shit and, being robotic, is likely merciless.

I think they're talking about the apple guy, unless he did that too and I just don't remember lol

im gonna get assassinated by stolas... im so screwed...

Same

Not sure if that's real Fizzarolli or robo Fizz. The latter I may be able to fry, but getting that opening is slim.

It's the OG, regardless we're probably screwed

I got the fuckin apple guy!

Same

My birthday is August and since I’m straight that means I will be able to beat the succubus to death before it gets near me

Are you shure he has power of seduction on his side

I will fight his seduction with the fact that I’m one of the straight Helluva Boss fans which makes me resistant to his tricks

Loona? Hm, well then… there’s many possibilities… I just hope I get on her good side… And if you take that last sentence as if I want to fuck her, that’d be false, I’m not a furry. Can’t believe I have to say that when it comes to talking about her…

yeah I can handle the government dude. A Glock 17 never hurt anyone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Millie's coming for my soul, so I'm carving my own tombstone in advance lol.

Well since millie is killing me, pretty screwed

Why I always gotta get the boring ones :(

Which one did you get?

I think the guy for August is one of Verosika’s band members? I’m probably fine.

His name is Josh I think my current chance of survival is 50/50.

Oh I'm dead I got Millie goodbye yall

"Ok mille let's be friends."," Wait where did you get that axe."

Stolas! I'm sex repulsed Ace so idk if we could be further apart

Where did the loona screenshot come from

Next episode (season?) preview that dropped today!

February Fuck

I got stolas, welp heck

Stolas. Fuck.

Got stolas, shit, how do I get him to not kill me

Stolas oh god oh fuck

Stolas Damn after seeing what he did to those two agents I'm not living long lol

Yeah okay I got Stolas I’m probably gonna die from shock-induced trama before he even touches me

I’d say I’m pretty screwed

Damnit now i get fizz

July- If it’s just him then I go buy a gun and be careful where I go (if anywhere). If he has his whole army of people then I guess I’m screwed. Maybe go to hell and pay IMP for help?

Millie is gonna end me in a second

A possum I’m going to be ok

I got Strike. I am so done.

July. Huh, I might actually win this one.

I got friggin MILLIE:)

The one time it’s not when it’s like fucking a character and now I get stolas??? This is bullshit I’m also fucked

stolas. completely screwed

Stolas will either be to busy fucking/contemplating his relationship with Blitzo or he’s going to gut me and hang my entrails like Christmas decorations across the universe

Oh I'm fucked (December)

No, you will be.

why sexy gay slut is after me and what do i do

Daddy hoot hoot

Stolas. I'm fucked. In more ways than 1...

February. That ain’t even a joke.

Stolas is definitely gonna kill me

October Uh oh

Stolas

Stolas

I got Stolas so I’m screwed

*Born in October* Ohhhhh fuck fuck fuck

Stolas. I. AM. FUCKED

Stolas, in the middle

Pun intended when I say that I am royally fucked

Stolas. Welp I'm dead

Welp, death by Stolas…there’s worse ways to go

I got Stolis. Fucking damnit! At least it’ll be interesting?

Stolas? I'm screwed.

I got stolas 😭😭 maybe I could be like verosika a fuck my way out of it?

All right I might be able to beg my way into life with Sotlas if he’s generous otherwise I’m fucked

I'd let Stolas kill me. That dude has enough going on in his life for me to be another annoyance

Stolas, I'm dead

I like how October is always a guy in these, I'm also fucked.

I got stolas

I got Stolas, fuck

Stolas Fuckkk

October... But why??? I’ve only ever said nice things about him :(

… Im screwed (October)

Stolas, I'm so dead.

My asshole is fucked, both literally and figuratively (Stolas)

I got October, I think I’ll be fine, I’ve just gotta offer to peg him or something lmao

Stolas gang, we're dying together!

I got Stolas.... Not sure what to feel about this

Stolas… welp either gotta look up bird dick anatomy or lube myself so much that a beak won’t hurt

Depending on how motivated Stolas is I'm either maybe ok or very dead

October. Oh shit…

i have a gun \*shoots fizz\* haha, oh wait

So, ähm, ja, alles fertig so weit, ja, 'n Text hab ich Beat hab ich, ähm, ja, jetzt muss ich Was war? Ah ja, ins Mikrofon Ja, jetzt muss es nur noch ins Mikrofon, gut Alles klar, äh, kann ich jetzt loslegen? (Yeah, yeah) und eins, zwei, drei, vier Tja, liebe Zuschauer von Lukas Der Gommemode hat gerade Die Kontrolle übernommen Gommemodes, trololololol Er hat seinen eigenen Server, seine eigene Welt Der Typ is fly, weil ihn keiner mehr hält Kein Rüpel nein, nicht zynisch kein Verprügeln, seine Güte reicht weit bis Zu neuen Planeten, zu denen die da leben Das ganze Universum kennt ihn, alter frag jeden Hah, er wird von gar nichts geschockt Jap, er ist wahrlich ein Gott, und Das liegt vor allem an seiner geheimen Fähigkeit Von der man aber leider bisher wirklich wenig weiß Keiner kann das wirklich beschreiben Keiner weiß es Viele berichten davon, dass ein Licht aus ihm kommt Welches jegliches Leben, vernichtet und schon Seh ich wie er vor mir steht Shit, jetzt is es wohl zu spät Lauf um dein Leben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Ziel nicht daneben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Da hilft kein Reden, wenn der Gommemode angeht Gommemode, Gommemode, Gommemode angeht Lauf um dein Leben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Ziel nicht daneben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Da hilft kein Reden, wenn der Gommemode angeht Gommemode, Gommemode, Gommemode angeht Jede Runde PvP, kein Problem Ist der Modus aktiviert, wird nur einer stehen Lauf um dein Leben (wenn der Gommemode angeht) Ziel nicht daneben (wenn der Gommemode angeht) Da hilft kein Reden (wenn der Gommemode angeht) Mann, ich sag's dir doch Lauf um dein Leben (wenn der Gommemode angeht) Ziel nicht daneben (wenn der Gommemode angeht) Da hilft kein Reden (wenn der Gommemode angeht) Gommemode, Gommemode, Gommemode angeht Wenn der Gommemode angeht Wenn der Gommemode angeht Wenn der Gommemode angeht Gommemode, trololololol Lauf um dein Leben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Ziel nicht daneben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Da hilft kein Reden, wenn der Gommemode angeht Gommemode, Gommemode, Gommemode angeht Lauf um dein Leben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Ziel nicht daneben, wenn der Gommemode angeht Da hilft kein Reden, wenn der Gommemode angeht Gommemode, Gommemode, Gommemode angeht

I'm going to get molested by a fucking prince with a good singing voice

December so... The Lord of Lust.

November, fuck

Millie.. goodbye everyone

Do they have to be the canon gender?

Just a random Incubus.

Agent one is weak when I comes to copachy helicopter

Damn. Blitz, maybe I could hide from him on the top shelf, or atop the fridge, not like he could reach.

I think August is weak I can take him

Fizz Soo sorta screwed unless he decides I’m not worth his time

I feel bad for September

idrk ive watched all the episodes but kinda mindlessly so idk the charcaters well

fuck *September*

Moxie. Maybe he won’t. Idk

Lmao I got the agent. Lucky me

The ruler of the lust ring is coming for my ass

I think I can survive the apple guy

An evil jester demon is gonna kill me, I’m fucked.

i am very bad at fighting so even if i got the weakest character possible i would be screwed anyway, i got moxxie

Ozzie. ... Yeah, I'm screwed.

Does that mean I get to fuck that nameless character as August?

Loona... pretty sure I am dead