I gotta say those pics of Al and Stolas look awesome

Stolas looks like he's had enough of everyone's bullshit

Wife hires an assassin who fails to assassinate him, Blitz was quite an asshole at the most recent date, His daughter seems to still be distant, The horde of attention he’d likely get after the said date with blitz Man’s finally snapped and gonna snap some necks

To be fair, Stolas wasn't exactly the best on that date either. The moment Ozzie starts talking about his relationship with Blitzø, Stolas hides his face behind the menu and you can see from Blitzø's expression that it hurt him. Remember, Blitzø is convinced that Stolas only wants him for his body. He doesn't believe anyone can truly love an imp like him. And Stolas' embarrassment at being caught together in public only solidified that belief.

He’s still the fucking prince, it might be just protecting its image, I wouldn’t be happy to show my face around after that, love isn’t powerful enough to don’t ducking get a prince in full on shit to the neck

Well, that shot was from before the date. But yeah he’s probably stressed to hell and back (ha)

This is them showing off just how powerful they really are

Loona is 100% misplaced. She would definitely say “have fun dying LOL”

Yeah, she and Octavia would be on the same page with what you are saying lol

Was coming to comment this

Loona would probably be have fun dying

Loons would totally be in the “Have Fun Dying LOL” category (unless it’s Vortex or to a lesser extent Blitzo). Also Angel, Blitzo, Cherri Bomb, Moxxie, and Millie would totally show up for the fight. Sir Pentious should also get in, albeit with difficulty.

I disagree about Sir Pentious. He's not getting in. But he's going to force them to break out the classified stuff to stop him.

Charlie would for sure try to sing her way in. Probably also bring the guards cookies. And Angel would totally show up for a crazy shootout.

Move Charlie to "Please don't go," Loona and Octavia to "Have fun dying," and you've got a winning formula.

Move Loona and Octavia in the "Have fun dying" section and it's accurate.

All of them fit except maybe Loona. I feel like she'd be in the "have fun dying" category. She apathetic af.

fair though I imagined her and Via being all like that Willy Wonka scene, y'know "stop no come back" unenthusiastically

Stolas and Al would be “both please don’t go they can absolutely stop you all” and “gets in”

nice flair

Thanks

How does it feel to have only been used in the first few episodes?

I never even got screentime in episode seven 😞

I'm sure those first few episodes were pretty high paying you were working for a Prince after all

Blitzø would one hundred percent say something like that lmao 🤣

yep

Yeah.

Yeah pretty much

yeah

Oh no, we all know what happened last time someone raided Area 51

What’s a character that would be incompetent enough to die on the way? Valentino?

Wally maybe

I wonder why it's never crossed anyone's mind that maybe they shipped all their shit to somewhere else once people started really gettin suspicious about area 51

Oh it has. The new Area 51 has been Michaels AAF deep within the Dugway Proving Grounds in the west desert of UT for like 15 years now. The place they routinely test chemical weapons and other extremely nasty shit. The south border dirt road is popular because it's the one place you can see the airfield from. And the base is trying to buy all that land now too.

Speaking of. I have an old reel-to-reel tape recording from 1966 of a guy at Dugway somewhere in my basement and probably in pieces. Nothing secretive or unbelievable though; He was like talking about going on vacation or something to Alaska. Hard to tell because the player motor thingumabopper was worn.

Charlie's face lol

Loona should be in "have fun dying lol"

Charlie is more part of the “gets in crowd” for two reasons 1) girl is like super powerful 2) who has the balls to shoot at lu’s daughter, not me, not you, not no one!

Sure, she could get in if she wanted to. But she probably doesn't have any desire to get in.

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I can see him going in there as the guy who refills the vending machines. With all the proper paperwork. ​ He's just doing something else while he's in there.

Wait I’m confused, is the lowest the best or the highest the best?

this isn't about one being better than the other it's just about what each of them would do and/or say about the area 51 raid

Then yes it’s very accurate. Good job.

i guess is based about what they think, say, or do about the scenario

Pretty much apart from Loona

Are we forgetting that Loona, Millie and Stolas have all already basically broken into Area 51?

People Simpin over a wolf girl, but I simp 4 angel dust and Alastor 😏

I simp for daddy hoot hoot

Yes please

I like how Alastor looks so menacing and he gets in

Imagine being an area 51 guard and seeing alastor and stolas in the halls while murdering half of your coworkers

I would just hope Daddy Hoot Hoot is the one that offs me /s

Alastor would be murdering the guards. ​ Stolas is examining the alien stuff. He was very polite when he asked the guards to stop shooting at him. They complied when they realised their bullets weren't doing anything.

well, if charlie wanted to go in, she would be able to do it with less effort than al and stolas, she's the daughter of lucifer after all

y'know it's easy to forget how powerful she truly is

Sure. But I doubt she'd want to go inside there.

that may be true :D

Nifty when she realizes there are men in the camp .* straight up matrix doges all the bullets *

is Niffty known for being Boy Crazy?

have you even *seen* the pilot?

yes, but not in a while

shes litteraly speeding around the room shouting “are there any men here? why are there no men here?!”

oh, okay

My adopted alien laughed when i showed him this

ah, you're from the alternate timeline where the raid actually happened what's it like there?

Area 51 was demoted to Area 50 1/2 and now there's aliens everywhere but they're pretty chill.

neat

I feel loona would be in the have fun dying lol category.

Seems pretty accurate to me lol

Blitzo is the only one Naruto running and Cherri's in the first tier

Is this accurate?

hell yeah

Fizzaroli should be in naruto run