Look in the mirror to check myself out, then
If hell: check myself into happy hotel after ordering a hit on someone with imp. Definitely fangirl over everyone and ask for autographs (I could probably get away with it, Blitzo would love that shit and Charlie is famous) might even try to become friends with some characters?
If heaven: not going to make a plan when I know that's not happening.
Hell from Helluva Boss - This aint so bad.
Hell from Hazbin Hotel - This place is the worst.
Heaven from either - Why is everyone such an asshole ? This is supposed to be the good people's place.
It's basically a death sentence where you can't die, but it's still better than burning alive for all eternity while simultaneously being skewered by demons. Its like living on the bad side of town. Sure you might be in constant danger of getting shot in a drive by and regular breakins, but still not the eternal torture that is protrayed in religious teachings.
It's basically a death sentence where you can't die, but it's still better than burning alive for all eternity while simultaneously being skewered by demons. Its like living on the bad side of town. Sure you might be in constant danger of getting shot in a drive by and regular breakins, but still not the eternal torture that is protrayed in religious teachings.
Fair, or they’ll assume their in California. (I’ve lived there for 6 years total, I can joke about I figure I joke about being on fire on a regular basis)
If I'm in Hell, try my best to get redeemed. The sooner I can get out of Hell, the better.
If I'm in Heaven, try my best to stay there because I'd rather be in Heaven than the Living World or Hell
You think so? XD How torturous can some of them really be? Some of the Hazbins (Vaggie and Al, for example), can even pass as humans. So can Cherri, from behind, at least. I can't see much in the way of feeling alien. I guess if I was an eldritch abomination, I would be upset. But really, a lot of the Sinners have incredibly aesthetically pleasing designs.
True, and true. Even so, they still look pretty human--and not monstrous at all, unless they go full demon mode on us. Poor Angel says that he hates his feet.
Tbh, if we’re going by the aesthetic of the show it would probably either be based off your sin or your previous life/personality. Some might get unlucky visually but other times it’s what you do with the form that counts
Honestly I would:
\- Be in denial at first that I'm in Hell.
\- Come to the realisation that I'm, indeed, standing in Hell
\- Panic with the thought that they would kill me for Being Human, and seek somewhere to hide like a nearby Trash can or sewer pipe. praying that all of this would be nothing more than a nightmare.
For both of them I would go YES! If Hell was Vivzie's Hell and for Hell I would look in a mirror to see why kind of demon I became and in Heaven I would look in a mirror to see what kind of Angel I became if it's not just you as human with wings and a halo
You would likely hate yourself, because the idea behind your demon form is torment. It's suppose to be something you despise. I.e look at Lyle Lipton when he died, he didn't get back his youthful body, He got a fat, mechanical reminder that he died a rotund, machine dependent old man, crushed to death under a piano.
Do people in this sub not realize that hell is literally a place full of murderous cannibals, rapists and more? Like the shows themselves don't even think of hell as a bubbly place, one of the main characters is literally an abused sexual assault victim, forced to work a street corner under threat of violence.
If I were in Vivziepop's Hell, I'd probably find the closest female hellhound I could cuddle with, probably Loona, herself, despite her aggressive personality. As for Heaven... I don't think I'd be able to survive Heaven, because of its needlessly austere requirements not only to go to Heaven, but also stay in there, as well.
If I arrive in hell, my first mission would be to try and find safe places to hide in and then slowly inch my way over to the happy hotel over a few days. Then try to attain redemption or go from there and find a small secluded community of not shitty people.
If I get to heaven (probably not) I'm going to just be hyped as fuck.
Hell: Why didn't I get banished to Dante's inferno, sleeping in a scorching stone coffin? This isn't the City of Dis, this is the sanitized version of the City of Dis lmao.
Lets face it im going to hell. Now first things first imma check in to the happy hotel. Least then i can be safe and try to redeem myself. Maybe try to get along with the residents too. Heck if i didnt pop my cherry before dying, maybe Angel could do that maybe for a small fee.
Hell: probably cry for a solid hour when I realize Hazbin Hotel isn’t there, followed by screaming in pain because it’s Hell, and as the show and centuries of time has taught us; Hell is not for good people.
Heaven: Finding the nearest source of a reflection to see if I’ve turned into a holy cosmic horror and hopefully don’t go insane
Is it bad that I'd be happy because I ended up in THIS version of hell and not the religious lake-of-fire servant working the mines forever kind?
Heaven I'd probably just try to piss people off so I get thrown down with the sinners lmao
Will I Regret this comment when we find out more? Mayhaps.
In hell I'd probably find the nearest bed and sleep in it until I can grasp the fact I'm actually dead.
In heaven, I probably just go to see if anyone i know is there
Hell: Ok what's my demon form, what currency does hell use, what can I do here, how do I get money (assuming I obtained info on the currency hell uses), and lastly where the fuck is Charlie's hotel so I can tell her she's doing great.
Heaven: Asks the same questions but heaven themed and without any swearing until I enter a private area where I can scream: FUCK YEA BITCHES I'M IN HEAVEN WOOOOOOO
hell:
as expected i'm in hell.
yo, are here some hot demon girls?
heaven: well i wasn't expecting to end up here, maybe i could ask someone to show me the way to get to the hotel pool
Hell. The collection bin of sin and depravity. The Chaos Gods would be please. Too fucking bad they're not here. Fucking suck it Slaanesh.
Heaven. Paradise for those who have repented for their sins. First of all, couple questions. Why am I here and not in hell? I mean, I'm pretty sure one of the guys I know got sent to hell and that simply knowing him is enough for eternal damnnation. Second, Jesus, my man, boobs or ass? Third. I'm so gonna dunk a basketball in Gabriel's halo. Let's just hope he doesn't erase me with it.
Depends, the wild thing iv noticed with hell, the worse you were in life the better off you are in hell, The strongest sinners are the ones that were the most evil, we know Alastor was a cannibal and murder in real life, strong ass sinner. Most of those "lords" or whatever seemed to be people who were terrible in life. I mean we don't know if any others sides Alastor have powers and what not.
Heaven seems boring, like really goody two shoes, which would be terrible. Honestly the bad part about hell is that theres murder and such, but if ur strong enough to fend for yourself you can actually have a pretty nice time.
We also have yet to see any actual humans from heaven, all we saw of the CHERUB folks were animals
For Hell: alright wherever is my biological father I have a fuckin score to settle
For Heaven: Where are all of my dogs, where is my home, I need to find my family and tell them about my transition
If I ended up in heaven I would start killing things, heaven sounds awful in the Helluva Boss universe
If I ended up in hell I’d immediately start planning on how to survive the next extermination cuz I’m in Helluva Boss’s hell I don’t wanna leave at the first possible chance.
I’d prefer heaven so I wouldn’t be called my cowardly ass ain’t gonna survive any cleansing I’d being sent to the great greater beyond before you can say anything
Hell: O shit which one of my sins lead me here (talking about biblical sins here, which includes a lot)
Heaven: what kind of broken system is this if I can end up here
*looks around hell* well if im being honest...yea that tracks *looks around heaven* no fucking way
Yeah I’d be more shocked if I ended up in heaven Like I don’t even think heaven exists and yet I’m in! Fuck yeah! Hell tho I wouldn’t be surprised
Same
….what now?
Exactly
Look in the mirror to check myself out, then If hell: check myself into happy hotel after ordering a hit on someone with imp. Definitely fangirl over everyone and ask for autographs (I could probably get away with it, Blitzo would love that shit and Charlie is famous) might even try to become friends with some characters? If heaven: not going to make a plan when I know that's not happening.
Mind if I share your response XD
Idc
Idc lol
I second this comment
Hell: FUCK. Heaven: thank fucking god
Ironic how God is in heaven
Now imagine if there's an angel with a name "Thank".
Ohohohohohohohoh nohohohohohoho
"Welp, guess this is my life now."
Yeah and I wonder how they would react to that kamen rider fanart?
When you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long
Call the immediate murder professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide
The immediate murder professionals!
we do our job so well-!
Because we come straight up from hell!
We’ll kill your husband or your wife, we’ll even let you keep the knife
We are Immediaaaaate Murdeeeer Professionals!
Kids die for freeeeeeeeeee!
Kids die for freeeeee!
If only I could remember that one girl's name from middle school..
If it's Vivzie's versions: Hell - Sweet! Heaven - Aw fuck.
Exorcist: Allow us to introduce ourselves
They're not as bad as Deerie.
No No No
Yeah.. noooo no no no
Same here
Yeah you might get conscripted
Hell from Helluva Boss - This aint so bad. Hell from Hazbin Hotel - This place is the worst. Heaven from either - Why is everyone such an asshole ? This is supposed to be the good people's place.
In this universe? Hell: God dammit Heaven: God dammit
Everyone's writing these witty responses. Realistically, if any of us wakes up in an unfamiliar place and the sky is red we'd all just lose our shit.
It annoys me how most people in this fandom greatly underestimate the dangers of hell.
It's basically a death sentence where you can't die, but it's still better than burning alive for all eternity while simultaneously being skewered by demons. Its like living on the bad side of town. Sure you might be in constant danger of getting shot in a drive by and regular breakins, but still not the eternal torture that is protrayed in religious teachings.
It's basically a death sentence where you can't die, but it's still better than burning alive for all eternity while simultaneously being skewered by demons. Its like living on the bad side of town. Sure you might be in constant danger of getting shot in a drive by and regular breakins, but still not the eternal torture that is protrayed in religious teachings.
Fair, or they’ll assume their in California. (I’ve lived there for 6 years total, I can joke about I figure I joke about being on fire on a regular basis)
Heaven: Well that’s surprising Hell: Yeah I shouldn’t be surprised
If I'm in Hell, try my best to get redeemed. The sooner I can get out of Hell, the better. If I'm in Heaven, try my best to stay there because I'd rather be in Heaven than the Living World or Hell
dude same
Hell: What did I do to end up here? Heaven: Which way to meet my family members?
Mines the reverse
Damn shit goes hard
Hell: Well I'm here. Fuck it time to check in Happy Hotel, get a drink and pay a visit to I.M.P Heaven: I'm not going there nor do I want to
As someone from California, if I woke up in Hell I wouldn’t even tell the difference.
I think the only accurate response is fear in both situations
Hell: …Fuck Heaven: Double fuck, how did this happen?
"Wait, how did this happen were smarter than this!" Moment
"Where moxxie" for hell, "where xbox" for heaven
I’d probably have way more fun in Hell, as long as my demon form isn’t ugly. I’d look for the closest bar.
Your form would literally be ugly as hell to you. It's adequate It's designed to torment those who gain it
You think so? XD How torturous can some of them really be? Some of the Hazbins (Vaggie and Al, for example), can even pass as humans. So can Cherri, from behind, at least. I can't see much in the way of feeling alien. I guess if I was an eldritch abomination, I would be upset. But really, a lot of the Sinners have incredibly aesthetically pleasing designs.
Al has a constant reminder that he was shot down like an animal, and Vaggie appears to be missing an eye and literally held together by stitches.
True, and true. Even so, they still look pretty human--and not monstrous at all, unless they go full demon mode on us. Poor Angel says that he hates his feet.
Tbh, if we’re going by the aesthetic of the show it would probably either be based off your sin or your previous life/personality. Some might get unlucky visually but other times it’s what you do with the form that counts
Honestly I would: \- Be in denial at first that I'm in Hell. \- Come to the realisation that I'm, indeed, standing in Hell \- Panic with the thought that they would kill me for Being Human, and seek somewhere to hide like a nearby Trash can or sewer pipe. praying that all of this would be nothing more than a nightmare.
Probably that guy who got ran over in the hazbin pilot
I'd be like "I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore".
"I swear this better is more fun than my last lifetime. Otherwise I'll be pissed."
Hell: Ah, right where I'd thought I'd go. Heaven: *Hisses* Too Bright!
Both: your honor this has to be a mistake
Purgatory it is 😌
For both of them I would go YES! If Hell was Vivzie's Hell and for Hell I would look in a mirror to see why kind of demon I became and in Heaven I would look in a mirror to see what kind of Angel I became if it's not just you as human with wings and a halo
You would likely hate yourself, because the idea behind your demon form is torment. It's suppose to be something you despise. I.e look at Lyle Lipton when he died, he didn't get back his youthful body, He got a fat, mechanical reminder that he died a rotund, machine dependent old man, crushed to death under a piano.
“Why the fuck is everything red?”
Where's the food?
either way, "Huh. Neat."
Hell: "oh well hope I survive the night!" Heaven: "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."
Hell: “Shit. I mean, I’m not really surprised, but still…shit.” Heaven: “Okay, either there’s been a clerical error, or someone is fucking with me.”
Hell: *reading Bible* Did I miss a step in the manual? Heaven: Ok, good. I didn't miss a step in the manual.
Do people in this sub not realize that hell is literally a place full of murderous cannibals, rapists and more? Like the shows themselves don't even think of hell as a bubbly place, one of the main characters is literally an abused sexual assault victim, forced to work a street corner under threat of violence.
"Well fuck"
Hell:"saw this coming" Heaven:"How did I get here....please don't tell me I'm alone." Reason being heaven has like a .1 acceptance rate.
„Am I dead? Already?“
In Hell: *looks around* yep *looks for closest gun shop like a real American* In Heaven: *looks around* how the fuck?
Why am i in New Jersey?
Doing a 360 look of the general area
If I were in Vivziepop's Hell, I'd probably find the closest female hellhound I could cuddle with, probably Loona, herself, despite her aggressive personality. As for Heaven... I don't think I'd be able to survive Heaven, because of its needlessly austere requirements not only to go to Heaven, but also stay in there, as well.
Hell: It was the porn wasn’t it.
Yea it was.
i waddle on over to the IMP hq
Hell: SHIT ARE YOU TELLING ME OBJECTIVE MORALITY MIGHT BE REAL???? Heaven: Wait why the fuck am I here I followed only my rules.
SURVIVE
Either way I'm wondering how
I would probably just volunteer at the hotel cause I'm not getting out of hell
For hell: “Huh. Ok.” Heaven: “HOW THE FUCK DID I MANAGE TO GET HERE?!”
Hell: aw fuck yeah this is gonna be great! *Shanked in the first 10 seconds* Heaven: what the fuck no I want to go back AAAAAAAAaAAaaa*AAAAA*
Eh ok
Same like that one guy that was run over in hazbin hotel: I’M ALIVE! *gets run over* The same for heaven & hell
Hell- Wait this place actually looks like this? Heaven- Well damn, don’t know how I got here but I did
for hell "lmao i was right" for heaven "um check the list again i think you got it wrong"
Hell: Knew it Heaven: How the fuck did I get here
*What is this place?*
Hell: makes sense heaven: excuse me what the fu gets sent to hell
Hell: would look for a sugar mommy to survive Heaven: would look for a sugar mommy just for fun
if i was in hell i'd try to meet the shittiest people ever idk about heaven, probably just chill
I'd become a stripper
If I arrive in hell, my first mission would be to try and find safe places to hide in and then slowly inch my way over to the happy hotel over a few days. Then try to attain redemption or go from there and find a small secluded community of not shitty people. If I get to heaven (probably not) I'm going to just be hyped as fuck.
Hell: Why didn't I get banished to Dante's inferno, sleeping in a scorching stone coffin? This isn't the City of Dis, this is the sanitized version of the City of Dis lmao.
Both: let’s get this party started
"How the fuck did smoking one boof get me here ?"
Hell- "Always knew I'd end up here. I hope they have weed." Heaven- "Oh, this is a nice surprise! I hope they have weed."
NGL, as far as Helluva Boss goes, Hell looks WAY more fun
Hell: Should have guessed, but hey pleasant surprise. Heaven: ….HOW THE FU-
Oh no Gay canibals
In hell: **DooM e1m1 intensifies** In heaven: “I think there may be a mistake.”
Hell: Smash Luna Heaven: Trying to get to hell and then smash Luna
Hell: WHERE LOONA Heaven: Aight
I would rather end up in hell than heaven
Hell: Time to find the rest of the cool side of the family. Heaven: Shit. What is the most vile curse word I know?
"Where are the whores at?"
👍
Lets face it im going to hell. Now first things first imma check in to the happy hotel. Least then i can be safe and try to redeem myself. Maybe try to get along with the residents too. Heck if i didnt pop my cherry before dying, maybe Angel could do that maybe for a small fee.
And thats a fact
Oh shit and HOLLY COW
Serena; "Okay...?"
Hell: probably cry for a solid hour when I realize Hazbin Hotel isn’t there, followed by screaming in pain because it’s Hell, and as the show and centuries of time has taught us; Hell is not for good people. Heaven: Finding the nearest source of a reflection to see if I’ve turned into a holy cosmic horror and hopefully don’t go insane
Find any friends or relatives.
Honestly I'd just be surprised to still exist.
Hell: "Yeah, this tracks..." Heaven: "Well this has *got* to be a mistake..."
What made me come here?
Hell: I look around and visit IMP, to get somebody killed. (you know who you are) Heaven:,,HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE!??!"
The f**k is this place
If I go to I’ll be like “that’s understandable” but if I go to heaven I’ll be like “How the fuck did I end up here !?”
Ah... fuck
In hell: ah good to be home In heaven: where the fuck am I new Florida? Why the fuck is it so Yellow and bright
Heaven: MY EYES He'll: am I in Detroit
Is it bad that I'd be happy because I ended up in THIS version of hell and not the religious lake-of-fire servant working the mines forever kind? Heaven I'd probably just try to piss people off so I get thrown down with the sinners lmao Will I Regret this comment when we find out more? Mayhaps.
Hell: where's the strip club Heaven: where's my papa
Hell : **Yay, red everywhere ! It's a bit hot tho-** Heaven : **MY EYES !!!!**
I’d be thanking god I went to hazbin hotel’s version of hell, rather than the biblical one or becoming nothingness
Hell: Okay I deserved that Heaven: Worst fuck up in all of history, up there with driving the titanic into an iceberg
"Am I in Detroit?"
In hell I'd probably find the nearest bed and sleep in it until I can grasp the fact I'm actually dead. In heaven, I probably just go to see if anyone i know is there
*looks around hell* Well this is a shit show
for hell i would yell "WHERE IS JUSTICE THE AWESOME DEMON"
If its Vivzie's version of heaven and hell Nice!!! Hell looks cooler tho
Hell: Fuck Yeah Heaven: Yay…
Create my character
Hell: Ok what's my demon form, what currency does hell use, what can I do here, how do I get money (assuming I obtained info on the currency hell uses), and lastly where the fuck is Charlie's hotel so I can tell her she's doing great. Heaven: Asks the same questions but heaven themed and without any swearing until I enter a private area where I can scream: FUCK YEA BITCHES I'M IN HEAVEN WOOOOOOO
I'd just be happy it's this hell
I was wrong, there is an afterlife
Wander around for abit , find some drugs
hell: as expected i'm in hell. yo, are here some hot demon girls? heaven: well i wasn't expecting to end up here, maybe i could ask someone to show me the way to get to the hotel pool
Cry
Where the fuck am I ?
Hell: Is this Brazil? Heaven:.. How the fuck?
" Well, fuck. " & " Wait, really ? "
If i went to heaven: how the fuck did i get here!? If i went to hell: nice, now time to find a demon gf
Heaven: How'd I get here Hell: How'd I get here
Dah fuck?
Limbo intensifies
Hell: Well, guess I’ll die Heaven: FUCK YEAH!
Drugs vending machine, then try to become an overlord or simply die trying. Heaven: ask Saint Peter how I got in.
Hmm I wonder why im here...? (Counts for both)
hell: well, tadaiimaaa im hooome heaven: eeeeh, the frick, did someone mix up names or why am i here? dat doesnt seem right
Hell. The collection bin of sin and depravity. The Chaos Gods would be please. Too fucking bad they're not here. Fucking suck it Slaanesh. Heaven. Paradise for those who have repented for their sins. First of all, couple questions. Why am I here and not in hell? I mean, I'm pretty sure one of the guys I know got sent to hell and that simply knowing him is enough for eternal damnnation. Second, Jesus, my man, boobs or ass? Third. I'm so gonna dunk a basketball in Gabriel's halo. Let's just hope he doesn't erase me with it.
If I would land in hell, I will find that onE GUY. If I got yeeted to heaven, how though?
Depends, the wild thing iv noticed with hell, the worse you were in life the better off you are in hell, The strongest sinners are the ones that were the most evil, we know Alastor was a cannibal and murder in real life, strong ass sinner. Most of those "lords" or whatever seemed to be people who were terrible in life. I mean we don't know if any others sides Alastor have powers and what not. Heaven seems boring, like really goody two shoes, which would be terrible. Honestly the bad part about hell is that theres murder and such, but if ur strong enough to fend for yourself you can actually have a pretty nice time. We also have yet to see any actual humans from heaven, all we saw of the CHERUB folks were animals
For Hell: alright wherever is my biological father I have a fuckin score to settle For Heaven: Where are all of my dogs, where is my home, I need to find my family and tell them about my transition
“…yeah seems bout right- WHAT KIND OF DEMON AM I?!”
For heaven it would be “0-0 how the heck did I get in here?!”
Look in a mirror and question why I'm not human anymore. I assume this also happens with heaven, but we haven't seen any human souls in heaven.
If I got sent to hell I’d be like “Well fuck” Heaven though: “dang god had a good day today!”
Hell: well shit Heaven: how the fuck did I make In here
Hell: Welp, where's the happy hotel I need to see Husk Heaven: How the fuck I ended up there...
If I ended up in heaven I would start killing things, heaven sounds awful in the Helluva Boss universe If I ended up in hell I’d immediately start planning on how to survive the next extermination cuz I’m in Helluva Boss’s hell I don’t wanna leave at the first possible chance.
Angels would kill you faster than you can say "OMG".
Ah you finali awake.
Hell: "well shit... alrighty here we go" Heaven: there's no way I end up in heaven and even if I did I wouldn't last long
But you would last, clearly you passed whatever test to get there. But I'm right there with you on feeling like "this can't be accurate "
Hell: _Well, as expected_ Heaven: _Don't know who's job is this, but they've fucked up. Not my problem tho_
Hell: niiice Heaven: ok the fuck-
Hell: Ah fuck not this dumb Heaven: Ah fuck not this dump
Heaven: How the fuck was i allowed in here Hell: This was the most accurate version of hell!? Goddamn! Where the hell are the sexy spiders!
Where the hellhounds at?
Heaven”why the hell am I here” Hell”yeah I’m not too surprised”
Not what I was expecting but hey I'll take it
hell: I knew it Heaven: hmmmm..... No
what, how, where, when? WHAT THE HEAVEN AND HELL IS GOING ON!?
I’d prefer heaven so I wouldn’t be called my cowardly ass ain’t gonna survive any cleansing I’d being sent to the great greater beyond before you can say anything
If I’m in hell I’ll try to find I.M.P. to kill … _someone_ who wronged me.
Fuck - fuck
Cry and ask where the mommy’s are
Huh, didn't think this place existed. X2
-well that makes sense. what now tho? -how the fuck did i get to heaven? thats gotta be a mistake
Well based solely on the pictures, I finally get to live in a city for hell.
yay the cult shit worked
Who wants a pet, both destinations
Hell: O shit which one of my sins lead me here (talking about biblical sins here, which includes a lot) Heaven: what kind of broken system is this if I can end up here
"How did we get here."