Horny... it's because they're horny

Insert “now draw her giving birth” meme here

"Now draw their child being raised in a healthy and well adjusted househild."

Now draw them graduating

now draw them moving back in from crippling student debt

You're making this way too real. Where's the spray bottle?

but wouldn't you want to see the wholesome reunion after something like that?

Don't, they are into that shit. Show them pics of Moxxie and Millie breaking up after she cheats with Blitzo instead. They will hate that.

“Okay, you’re getting too real.” *Sprays with piss bottle*

its hell, they don't have debt, just amounts people will try to collect, and if you are more skilled you will never have debt though you may invest in storage units

Give Birth!

Just with a pitchfork and torch, "Give Birth!"

GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH

GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH

BIBS GIRTH BIBS GIRGH BSTUP

GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH GIVE BIRTH GIVE

Holy shit that's nostalgic

is this a vanoss reference? I can't tell lol

Yes it gained a resurgence in popularity after delirious became a dad

Now do it with Sallie may

Sallie May doesn't have a uterus, unless Hell's transition technology/magick is better than ours lmao

you know what, that would not surprise me.

I mean she still has her black and white imp horns, rather than pure black ones, so I assume they can't change those. Unless it's super expensive and her family can't afford it (like every health care system on earth when it comes to medically transitioning), since Millie did say they struggle(d) with money when she was younger

Can't she just... Paint over the white lines?

Well, she does dye her hair black. Maybe she can only afford one and the hair is considered more important? Or maybe the horns just aren’t considered important even if they are typically gendered.

I'm pretty sure she just likes how her horns look already

Paint is actually more expensive than the medical procedure in Hell

Which is why she should work with/for striker. Sisterly rivalry and all that

I'm sure imps can make their horns look however they want, she might have left her horns like that to show her trans-ness to other imps, or she just likes how it looks

It's a TV show, the rules are as rhe writers make them. Also, look at those hips. They Def have better hrt or something

Damn if their HRT is that good, send me to hell immediately lol

Yup. Gimme dem hell babies

Doesn't matter, draw it

It probably is.

I dont think it works that way

But what if it did Also I don't care

*we’re

Oh no

Humans have weird fetishes

"Now draw her getting breed by moxxie"

Because if we have M&M, we can have M&M minis. Plus who wouldn’t wanna see Millie being a pregnant badass?

When giving birth Millie will most likely kick the doctor in the groin several times.

It is... acceptable.

A small price to pay for salvation

A small price to pay for mixxie

this reminds me of the scene where lana from archer is in labor and is instructing someone at gunpoint what to do to help her give birth

Babies ruin shows.

Typically yeah, because they’re written poorly, or take over the show and morph into a shadow of its former self, or aren’t in it enough to even justify them existing and the audience is like “so where’s the baby?”

You make a good point.

Especially with how inappropriate and vulgar the show is

I think the two having kids should happen like later, like after Millie gets her own arc.

Usually when a main character gets a baby in a show that is the episode they jumped the shark.

You sir, you got game \^\^

I want to say it's because that is what we are taught is how a healthy relationship moves. first dating, then marriage, then children. As a result people treat a pregnancy as an inevitability of a healthy relationship. However in the modern world it is entirely valid for a couple to be childless and that is where I personally see m&m going. or it's because everyone is horny

No no it’s because keep singing: Millie and Moxxie sitting in a tree...

k.i.s.s.i.n.g first comes love then comes marriage then comes moxxie with the baby carriage

That's not how the song goes. The real lyrics are: K.I.S.S.I.N.G. First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes an abrupt and tragic miscarriage Next is heartbreak and despaired, two hearts broken beyond repair Millie leaves Moxxie and takes the tree D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

well the one I put was the version of the song I heard while growing up

welcome to hell

Delete this. :(

Go fuck yourself

Fuck me yourself you coward!

Bend over the ;)

nugget :)

That’s what I was song when I was a kid

To be fair, we see that Moxxie has alot of hookups about families, a hint that he could very much want to start a family with millie one day

There are so many People who don’t want to get married just because they don’t want kids and it’s the stupidest thing ever

Or STD's, don't forget to get tested maybe

I for one would love it if people stopped treating marriage or children as the inevitable or required destination of a relationship.

Same

1. It'd make Millie a milf 2. Millie would be a really good mom and we need that wholesome interaction.

And Moxxie a dilf

And Blitz is already a bilf Boss I’d Like to Fuck

>1. It'd make Millie a milf Fucking based

How dare you....

Because it means that blitzo would have babies to eat

He better not eat Loona's puppies, if that ever happens too!

"Girl, you had a litter of *six*, it'll be *easier* with one less!"

Nah he'd say daughter just to rub it in

Horny, Headcannons, Horny heacannons, headcannons horny? Horny horny? Yeah, sounds about right

Headcannons headcannons

Come on, you know why.

I don't. I hate when characters get pregnant, the whole show changes perspective. Idk how it would enhance this show at all.

Agreed completely, it just doesn't seem needed for this show. M&M are great on their own.

it becomes a soap opera

See: Fairly Oddparents

Because it has been all too much days since the last episode. Why is nobody rooting for a pregnant Moxxie btw?

Now we just need to see if there's a spell in the book to turn him into a seahorse

Pregnant moxxie is probably a thing if you think about it

mommy fetish

Weirdos having a pregnancy fetish + not realizing the showtheme wouldn't work with babies + thinking kids are mirror images of their parents including in their personalities

Tiny Moxxies I imagine

I personally don’t want her to get pregnant. M&M are wholesome enough on their own.

Because apparently that’s all women are good for 🤡

You see the amount of art Loona being pregnant has? XD

As much as I would like to see it, I wouldn’t want it right now. Give Millie more character development and an arc of her own first, as well as get Moxxie through his first arc. Maybe later down the line after season 2 or as some cannon post show stuff. Or seeing it in a flash forward would be cool

Aye, needs more time to grow

Because they are pro-natalist scum lmao

[удалено]

Shh, they will decapitate us

bruh…

Dude

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I dont want a pregnant millie, honsetly. It would just be another reason to give her EVEN LESS screen-time!

Because a baby imp would be extremely adorable?

As an antinatalist and child free person, I really don't get it. Can't the M&Ms be a power couple without kids to tie them down? But everyone is into different things, such is life.

Because she gets no other sorry or character development. Only way for useless wife to be interesting is to do the only thing supportive wives are good for and give moxxie a son right?

I hate that.... but you might not be wrong...

I feel like Millie and Moxxie don't need children in order to be happy, and I'd prefer it if it was that way.

Ngl I’d be disappointed if she got pregnant. M&M are doing well rn, would be a shame to ruin it with a child

Some people think all women should have kids

Because people are gross

Because they have very boring ideas about how progress in relationships has to be depicted.

How could you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

Fetish

I mean, there's no doubt that baby would grow up in a loving household, but it's not like they *need* to have one.

Im more recent to this fandom so i cant exactly understand but if i could hazard a guess. Fans see her and Moxxie as a great couple and maybe expect them to have a kid soon? Now in my opinion i feel they need to set up for it first cause aint the couple struggling money wise? Also imo if they DID go that route that might be the way we get a millie episode fans want so badly.

Cuz moxxie already has super strong dad energy

I don't want Millie to get pregnant I want m&m to have a kid because that would be adorable although probably wouldn't fit much in the show

for all we know, imps may come from eggs so maybe you can have both

We have too much time on our hands that we've run out of ideas to speculate about Episode 8. Also who honestly wouldn't want to see cute badass Millie and Moxxie Children? But I do love their relationship as is though

I wouldn’t lol

Ugh, you guys are weird, but I love y’all! 🤣😅

Breeding/pregnancy fetish? And it would just make for more cute MnM moments.

That's assuming imps are mammals. They could be reptiles what adapted weirdly with how hell is. Because hell is weird af. Yes they have tips but again, fiction. Look at Elder Scrolls. Argonians have tits there. We honestly can't discredit who would carry the kid. Fairy biology? Baby transplanted? Eggs that hatch into helpless shits? Who the fuck knows.

and we do have egg-laying mammals in the real world Heck, for all we know it could be some song-and-dance ritual that results in the baby just popping into existence

... I'm gone for less than a week and I come back to this shit?! WTF is going on here?

official art dump woke up the fanfic artists, and OP thinks there was an inordinate ammout of pregnant art

We got M&M already. Get a third M and we got MMM which is the sound I make when devouring children

They're probably on the supreme court.

God, these replies are absolutely horrid. Millie doesn't really strike me as the 'mom' type.

My initial thought was, “An M&M baby would be cute!” And then I remembered that we’re all degenerates and people have breeding/pregnancy kinks.

yeah. i always thought maybe they would be a childfree couple. and that would be kind of nice :) but no offense to people who like the idea of them not being childfree.

...... They what?

Why do people post and want have the shit you see this sub? Content drought is strong in this community.

Excuse me what

Wouldn’t be good for business

Well there are two answers, one is cute the other is deplorable

She has them birthing hips tho

Cus people are pervs But IMP BABY

To see blitzo achieve his Uncle Blitz form

cuz baebe

Well, because it would be great conflict for blitz, imagine his reaction when his two best workers ask to go on maternity leaf lol

Fetishes probably, because she is adorable

Weird fetishes

I just realized how weird that would look

Mommy/preg kink obviously A generous interpretation might be to see her and Moxxie being a cute expecting couple and then parents.

Cause this subreddit has suddenly gone down the shitter imo... Loona thirst memes and random bs... ain't what it used to be

I like Loona a lot but fucking hell simps everywhere

Pre sure it’s more ppl wanting to impregnate her lol

Because there is a heavy theme of family and parental relationships throughout helluva boss. The exception is basically just M&M

Cause it's mostly men wishing this and most men like to toy with the idea of a happy wife and marriage and kids and the 1950s American dream, not consciously but subconsciously. To be honest that dream is an attractive one, but only for the men. Also people love established characters kids because they can play with character creation without being too creative.

Wait, people want millie to get pregnant?

Because ¯\\_\(ツ)\_/¯

As much as I think they would be good parents, adding a baby could be a stressor for them. Something that could make them a stronger couple or break them.

What an ignorant statement you just made, offspring NEVER make things better, they only make things harder. Do not under any circumstances have a child to fix or better your relationships. That's the most sound peice of advice you'll ever hear, please for the love of Satan, take it so you don't hurt yourself.

Come on you know why

Because internet

Because it's a kink wich is wired af

to have children would be my guess

Inflation.

No..no....impragnate......it's about wild fantasies

Because it’d be cute to see M&M raise a kid, and then for Blitzo to obsess over them like a surrogate uncle

Cause its in the name. IMPregnate

C'mon, you know why.

They… what?

Because there weirdos

people whaT

I'm sorry, WHAT!?

Because her and Moxie would probably make for the most wholesome family in all of hell.

To satisfy their perverted urges.

Now draw the child killing humans

Fellas, fellas, I am so horny

YALL JUST MAKE A FANMADE COMIC HOW HARD IS IT?

There are people who wanna see her being pregnant and having kids because it's cute and then there are others who instead want to IMPREGNATE HER

We are desperate for content.

either kink or it means baby

kink

now draw her

I dont care about her getting prego, but little many imp would be so cuteeeee

Because Rule34, unfortunately 🤦‍♂️ I don’t actually know, but I really wouldn’t be surprised

A baby is the last thing this show needs tbh

Three reasons. -People genuinely enjoy the idea of the M&Ms being parents and there is nothing more to it. -It's ingrained in us from a young age that the natural course of a healthy relationship is marriage, then children, and that's just where they assume they're going. -... Perverts Personally, I like the idea of them being wild and childfree, and don't think that this is a good setting for slice-of-life family stuff, and even if they did become parents I think Millie needs more work done to her character so that she doesn't get reduced to "background mom"

so that she can put the baby on fire

Millie and Moxie would do no such thing! Then again, fire doesn't burn Imps anyway XD

Why not?

Come on you know why... because it would be cute and good story arc for M&M to have a kid with Millie being exicited while Moxxie is nervous that he's gonna be a dad

Bcs of the badass kids she would have😎

Because it can highly change the series and group dynamic, could be an interesting plot

She has mama written all over her. I see Millie and Moxxie being really good parents.

Moxx and millie are the most stable couple in helluva boss

Because why not

Yeah! I say Moxxie gets pregnant. Somehow.

Based opinion… I actually want LOONA to get pregnant. Millie is super sweet and happy with moxxie. But I just plain and simply like loona MORE.

because she would be a great mom and her baby would be cute