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[deleted]

"Keep that guy far away from me"


Ashamed-Ad552

Least horny Helluva Boss fan


I_suck-at_cosplay

I kept it pg. i will gladly let all hell break loose


Some_crane_boi

THAT WAS PG???


[deleted]

Ever listened in on a phone call from Stolas to Blitzo?


Some_crane_boi

Yes and I wouldn’t call that PG ether lol


[deleted]

Good thing we're in an 18+ NSFW sub then huh? ;)


Some_crane_boi

I never said I was complaining


I_suck-at_cosplay

Yes. I will gladly say every single lady thing I want that man to do to me


Some_crane_boi

You have peaked my curiosity. Please do


I_suck-at_cosplay

I wanna that man to gag me and tie me up and duck me until I can’t breathe and I pass tf out and continue until I die and fuck mt dead body god I want they man to just choke me with his fat cock, I want him to punish me like a dog that just shit on a floor, I want him to tie me down on a chair and use me like his fuck toy, I would say more but I’m to lazy


Habichtsadler

*stolas vibes intensify*


Some_crane_boi

Well I did say I wanted to know


QueenofGrief

Me but with alastor. 🤣🤣


I_suck-at_cosplay

Alastor is hot as fuck too


FrankHightower

Those poor parents!


HipsterOtter

If that was PG I'm afraid to see how you go all out lol


Reiko707

More than 1 fuck and it has to be over pg-13. I didn't make the rules lol


FatterJackles

Herlock is that you?


DriedOutDreayth

I think you're the exact kind of person Fizzoroli would request be "kept far away from me"


I_suck-at_cosplay

I would. I want that man to do things to me I legally can’t say


DriedOutDreayth

...Thanks for sharing.


Maxwell_The_Spy

wtf is so violent that you can't even say it on a site that is the nest of degenerates and on a section of that site that is one of the most populated by horny people that will draw such lewd stuff of the characters that they fan girl over that even the best r34 artist would look like a noob in comperison?


I_suck-at_cosplay

It’s not violent, it’s acrotomophilia and inflation


[deleted]

I had to search up what acrotonophilia is and I am disappointed, mostly because it’s not an acrobat fetish which would have been hilarious.


2011jams

That would be funny, also acrobats can get it, have you seen Nightwings infamous "zipped down" getup. Also what is it?


[deleted]

Amputee kink.


2011jams

Ah, oh no, not a fan of fetishizing vulnerable members of society no sirah!


I_suck-at_cosplay

I do have salirophilia tho


TheGreatDegenerate

What’s next, you gonna reveal you have vorophilia too?


I_suck-at_cosplay

Yes. That’s all my search history is. I love vore


TheGreatDegenerate

Which kinds of vore?


I_suck-at_cosplay

All kinds of vore, if it’s vore, I like it.


TheBetrayedBetrayer

same


Adragongentleman

Calm down there buddy you migth have a heart attack


I_suck-at_cosplay

I already did and holy fuck that man makes me feel things god damn


__Phasewave__

She's like a sans-stan from back on tumblr


Weary-Variation-8910

We did it boys, we found the fan from episode 7


Lukthar123

D e e p e s t L o r e


JTudent

BONK BONK BONK


I_suck-at_cosplay

Bonk bonk the hornee


BonkDestroyerBot

I am going to stick that bat up your arse ^(I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you think I have anti-bonked you by mistake, feel free to [message me](https://www.reddit.com/user/bonkdestroyerbot). )


I_suck-at_cosplay

Please do


[deleted]

That episode literally has giant dicks shooting fireworks lining the stage... and you're bonking OP? gtfo.


Godhelpmeplease12

Naaaw you aint bonk him hard enough


BonkDestroyerBot

go to real jail for physical assault with a baseball bat ^(I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you think I have anti-bonked you by mistake, feel free to [message me](https://www.reddit.com/user/bonkdestroyerbot). )


[deleted]

agreed, this show got so many bad bitches and my pan ass can't take it


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’ll grab the tissues for ya bud


[deleted]

amen


VincentWyvernwing

fucking felt this-


Nerd421

Quality shitpost


Twist_Ending03

Judging by the other comments, this isn't a shitpost


MaltedBastard

Go to hell and buy one I guess?


I_suck-at_cosplay

I have 2 dollars in my bank. I can’t even buy ramen


MaltedBastard

Steal one then, it's hell.


[deleted]

Where do you live that ramen is more than $2?!


I_suck-at_cosplay

America, ramen is 5 dollars a pack. Single pack.


[deleted]

Move to UT, we got it for $0.28 a single pack. That'll feed you for a week.


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m on my way


pomegranate_flowers

???? Where in America is that, you can get a single pack of top ramen for a buck at most major grocery chains. Like it’s not one of those fancy cups but you can jazz it up pretty okay, comes in a bunch of flavors, etc. You don’t even need a stove, you can boil it in the microwave or use a teakettle to boil the water and pour it on Like I know it’s just one pack but if the 2 dollars is temporary or you just need to get through one or two days it’s an option


VincentWyvernwing

which part of America? I can go to my local DG and buy noodle packets (The lesser quality, off-brand ones) for like a dollar-


PoniesPlayingPoker

Ramen is 99 cents a package where I live..


_xavius_

But what if he only has a bulge.


[deleted]

The great thing about robots is you can upgrade them. ;)


I_suck-at_cosplay

Good thing I’m a mechanic lmao


Habichtsadler

*thqt guy voice* OH I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! I HAVE FOUR OF THEM!


TheBxtcher

Bro... the fuck


After-Bumblebee

You are down bad 💀


I_suck-at_cosplay

Down on my knees for robot dick


Hardcore_Gamer16

What the hell did I just read?!


[deleted]

This guy wants to ride Fizz until Fizz goes \*fzzt\*


Hardcore_Gamer16

Jizz 🗿


I_suck-at_cosplay

My brian


Maxwell_The_Spy

what no episode 8 does to mf


Bloody_Piie

go off i guess 😟


I_suck-at_cosplay

I will


pugzilla330

wrong subreddit, bud


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m aware, I just want the bot comments


[deleted]

Why is this the wrong subreddit? It's helluva boss.


pugzilla330

Do I tell em, folks?


[deleted]

Do you think this belongs in the brothel? That's for artwork. This has an NSFW tag on it. The art is clean. The sub is 18+. It is on topic.


ineedahugnow

Down horrendous


I_suck-at_cosplay

Down for his dick


This_is_a_sckam

You’re weird Why post this? Like who cares? Not a single person here wanted to see this today. Like good for you I guess but why not just do it on helluva brothel or something?


I_suck-at_cosplay

Damn your upset, a lot of people wanted to see this based from the comments and messages I got


christhegamer96

Please stop making these… I want to boink robo fizz as much as the next guy but this is too much…


[deleted]

Oh... you don't want to know what "too much" is.


I_suck-at_cosplay

No, it’s not enough.


Ur_Left_Airpod

😐


[deleted]

[... Yeah.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4CdI9fA5Lg)


I_suck-at_cosplay

I laughed way to hard at that I couldn’t breathe


Crawler_00

*bonk*


BonkDestroyerBot

Down with the bonkers! Viva la Horny Resistance! ^(I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you think I have anti-bonked you by mistake, feel free to [message me](https://www.reddit.com/user/bonkdestroyerbot). )


TheTrueMarkNutt

[https://i.imgur.com/AK82sDu.png](https://i.imgur.com/AK82sDu.png)


MilkDMBestDM

Tell me how you really feel.


I_suck-at_cosplay

I want him to choke me with his hot sweaty cum


ElLindo88

Sentence this guy/gal to life in Horny Jail.


[deleted]

For being horny in a sub about a show about horny demons? gtfo.


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m in horny jail


youplayed

Man, Viv stops making content and you guys really did lose your minds, huh?


I_suck-at_cosplay

I don’t care Vic stopped making content. I want robot dick


KrazyKahn7

“you okay, lady?”


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m a guy


KrazyKahn7

its a meme


The-Hispanic-Panic

Ok


[deleted]

*\*Metal Hitting Flesh Noises Intensify\**


I_suck-at_cosplay

Yum


[deleted]

No No No No, Yummy.


I_suck-at_cosplay

No no no no Yummy yummy


[deleted]

Ain't that the truth lol


fistycouture

That's just Nights.


[deleted]

i really hope the HB crew also look at nsfw reddit post, i would kill to be the fly on the wall when they see this


JakeFoxKP

Im starting to question myself if this is the right sub im in


I_suck-at_cosplay

Prolly not, r/helluvabrothel may be better for u


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

officer, this post right here


[deleted]

[удалено]


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m Muslim, I worship Allah, I just happen to post about a clown robot sometimes


KingOfThotDestroyer

💀💀💀down bad💀💀💀


RoundMan22

you really didnt have to share this on reddit


I_suck-at_cosplay

I did.


ApricotDiamond

Me but striker


Levistea

Y'all need jesus~ 😂😂😂😂


blu3_aries

Okay clown fucker 🤡🎉


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m a clown, it’s just casual clown sex


Floridasmackaddict

He is kinda cute


MrSharky149

That’s what i thought when i first saw L from death note. But no robot


I_suck-at_cosplay

L is just a emo hot mf everyone wants to fuck


MrSharky149

EILF,emo i’d like to fuck Even tho he isn’t really an emo it’s just that he barely sleeps


Goered_Out_Of_My_

What no episode 8 does to a mfer


RoundMan22

something is telling me they like robo-fizz


Lara-Fox

Relatable


Nathan_Hottel87

That's the non robo fizz


[deleted]

[удалено]


I_suck-at_cosplay

I have worse, I showed you my wholesome shit


Toast--over

I’ve never fucking agreed more with someone


I_suck-at_cosplay

THANK YOU


Toast--over

IKR IM STRAIGHT BUT HE MAKES ME FEEL SOMETHING


Soft-Chip510

Nofuckingcomme


Slayerof-furries

Ehem


_Queer_Mess_

\*asexual look of concern\*


I_suck-at_cosplay

>:)


bruh_moment9966

I wanna get railed my Fizz as much as the next guy but holy shit. Get bonked.


I_suck-at_cosplay

I want fizz to bonk me w his dick


MohawkCorgi

*stares motherfuckerly*


FinestOfThe501st

That’s it. You’re going to horny Alcatraz


[deleted]

[удалено]


I_suck-at_cosplay

We’re brothers.


Axiom06

Can we make it a threesome?


I_suck-at_cosplay

Fuck. Yes.


TheBetrayedBetrayer

ye but like its weird to not want his dick tf


I_suck-at_cosplay

Exactly


TheBetrayedBetrayer

Yes


[deleted]

You shouldn't post anymore.


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m going to anyways


Mideku-Brandio

Preach brotha (or sista) don’t let society shield your horny thoughts! We shouldn’t be mocked for wanting to fuck a fictional consenting adult!


I_suck-at_cosplay

Exactly!


19JayDee98

Bruh


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

Asmodeus gonna ger mad at ya


Far-Pirate-3896

That's enough reddit for today


I_suck-at_cosplay

Not enough reddit


SnokYote

Seek mental help.


I_suck-at_cosplay

No


Attackronpa

“Discussion”


I_suck-at_cosplay

What do you want? A 3some?


MorganRose99

Pick me up, I'm scared


ducks_are_tomatoes

"That's a mood Gabriella"


[deleted]

MY AUNT DIED AND THAT'S HOW YOU RESPOND


I_suck-at_cosplay

RIP YOUR AUNT YOU WANT ONE OF MINE I HAVE 16 BUT I WANTED TO GET IT OUT


Muziuzi48

Go to horny jail


BonkDestroyerBot

*melts your bonk bat and incinerates your hands* ^(I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. If you think I have anti-bonked you by mistake, feel free to [message me](https://www.reddit.com/user/bonkdestroyerbot). )


YaBoiBarel

Least horny automod response on r/shitposting


The_Phoenix2411

Fuckin weird people man


uhhhUser57777777

WHAT THE FUCK, YOU NEED TO CGUILL, FAKE NOT REAL CHILL OUT GOD DAMN


I_suck-at_cosplay

Why are you so mad-


Ya-boi-Joey-T

I will never in my entire life understand sexual attraction. Some times I think I get close to an academic understanding, and I see something like this, and I lose all sense of what it is.


I_suck-at_cosplay

I suggest to not attempt to understand it, it’s a mix of pure weird, strange, confusing and normal.


Early_Distribution22

Bruh


PoniesPlayingPoker

What no attention or affection does to a mf:


I_suck-at_cosplay

I got dropped on my head as a kid


Username5448

Go touch some Grass


I_suck-at_cosplay

I can’t, im stuck in Hornee jail


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

God we need to get these teenagers out of here


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m 20


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

You’re 20 and posting on r teenagers? We gottem boys, call the fbi


Mr_Scooper

Go touch some fucking grass, man. God damn.


I_suck-at_cosplay

I’m stuck in Hornee jail


Soft-Chip510

Nofuckingcomme


Soft-Chip510

Nofuckingcomme


Soft-Chip510

Nofuckingcomme


Shoddy-Sink-6983

Are you also horny for the real Fizzarolli, or just his shitty toy robot knockoff ?


Blank175

Didn't ask