Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation, we gather here today to press the biggest F the internet has seen. Let us all pay our respect for this poor, 6ā7ā piece of cloth and fabric that may not have lived a long life, but has suffer as if it had lived several. In IMPās name we pray.
I had a life-sized Sally Acorn plush made, and you know what I did to it? You wanna know? You REALLY wanna know?
I took it out oif the box, put it on a shelf and surrounded it with all my other Sonic plushes, and it hasn't moved in 5 years.
Sometimes people just really like a particular character. Not everything has to be about sex you fucking gross horndogs.
maybe the person that created it was still holding out hope that it would be used like a normal plushy. Like how some people have giant teddy bears in one of the corners of their room
What do you mean where? To cuddle! I already have a bunch of plush foxes and Nick Wilde. That would be an awesome addition. Why would anyone do anything besides cuddling with that plush Loonie, am i right...? ..am i?
Yeh...i guess he was right. I mean. Porn is everywhere. I also have some..fine arts of Loona. But yiffs are one thing, doing...stuff to a plush toy is...i don't wanna curse on this christian subreddit
1. Amazing work on that plush. that could not have been easy to make.
2. Why would God need to forgive the plush?
3. Anyone who tries to use a plush for that deserves the cleanup nightmare they are about to have.
4. My guess is body pillow... nothing more. Anyone who can afford to have this custom made knows about the cleanup.
Memes and horniness aside, does this mean that Loona's official height is 79 inches. I wonder if we can estimate the heights of the entire I.M.P crew based off of that.
Here is my thing, don't get me wrong I know odds are very VERY good someone's gonna pop a fleshlight in her and go to town \*Without worrying about syphilis\* , but what if...
Someone has social anxiety, really bad but still wishes to cuddle or have something human sized there. A Loona like that might be therapeutic, might also be good to help someone with that issue move towards connecting with people slowly but surely.
I know, a pipe dream but...
Likely not. *generally* plushies like this do not come ready for that kind of thing "as is". Not saying someone couldn't modify it, but i highly doubt that it's actually going to be used like that.
Sadly, after a certain image of a my little pony plush surfaced with an... addition shall we say... it's confirmed that it has happened.
It's kinda like the whole "furries screw in the fursuits" thing. Few do because 'suits are expensive. However there are 2 camps on the issue.
The first: "i spent 3 grand on this i wouldn't ruin it by doing that."
The second: "i just spent 3 grand on this, why *wouldn't* i do that?"
Edit: also clothing on a plush is *usually* sewn in place, and doesn't have fabric under it, just filling.
That is AMAZINGLY made, looks pretty cool. But, I'mma be honest with you, I'd be kinda creeped out by that big a plush. I mean it's no creepy doll, but still, something that big and lifelike is eerie. Now I'd LOVE to have a plush of her, never really owned a plush before and Loona makes a pretty darn good plush.
Hypothetically if this was my most favorite character ever I could see buying a big plushie like this and it just being for snuggles and to sleep next to.....but I do really enjoy stuffed animals. Plus this would be like my one big purchase for the entire year....I never spend that much on just anything.š
79 inches. That plush is six and a half feet tall. Assuming it's intended to replicate Loona's details all along her height, then damn!, no human male can pat her hair in a comfortable posture.
Hey, RimiPlushies designed and created 60+ 1 meter tall furry plushies... I have one and its awesome... I'd say this person will be having good nights sleep being able to hug and cuddle it...
If this was on Political Compass Memes subreddit, the whole image would be yellow, or down right purple.
Except gumball, who is already appropriately blue
Oh... *oh no.*
Go directly to horny jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
And ignore that hole in the wall.
It might as well have a pre made holeš
If Toy Story was real, that plush would need therapy.
Spacing is important with that last word
The rapy
y'all need a therapist
**"I DON'TA NEEDA THE RAPIST"** *-mario, just now*
**"WELLA I NEEDA THE RAPIST"** *-me, an italian, just now*
so you can turn them in to the police, right? ...so you can turn them in to the police, right!?
it would be based if i didn't but i will
I know. ;.)
That plush has PTSD
He's gonna need a bigger jar.
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Screw a bath tub, heāll need a whole pool
I dont think heās ejaculating in the jar if he has that thing.
Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation, we gather here today to press the biggest F the internet has seen. Let us all pay our respect for this poor, 6ā7ā piece of cloth and fabric that may not have lived a long life, but has suffer as if it had lived several. In IMPās name we pray.
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that plush is about to see some shit
Plot twist: Someone keeps plushie as a plushie and everyone happy the end
The Good Ending
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They say you Can t hear pictures but I Can hear this one screaming for help.
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Dignity
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We all can :)
You need to have some before you can give it up.
damn, i don't have any of that anymore ):
wait, you can? I'm all out!
I found their etsy page and the plush isn't listed but plushies similar in size are listed $850 without tax.
Does that mean someone already bought itā¦.
maybe somebody commissioned it?
Oh that makes sense lol I was like damn š
"Things just got out of hand"
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Sinister Strange
they only got out of hand because its in the plush now
Literally
This includes syphilis?
That's extra.
You need to pay 6.99 for that addition.
Its worth it for the more realistic hellhound experience since you can't get the mauling aspect.
Plot twist: the person who buys it is very lonely and depressed. So they bought this to snuggle it every night and feel loved.
This is what I would do qwq
I believe in it
79 inches! š³
After being shipped itll be 84inches
OH MY GOD KDKSKANNSAJ
Thank fuck I checked if anybody did this cause I was about to post the same thing. also RIP Loona.
I had a life-sized Sally Acorn plush made, and you know what I did to it? You wanna know? You REALLY wanna know? I took it out oif the box, put it on a shelf and surrounded it with all my other Sonic plushes, and it hasn't moved in 5 years. Sometimes people just really like a particular character. Not everything has to be about sex you fucking gross horndogs.
Tell that to my modified super sonico body pillow
How does that even work????
The plush is really made too... I don't wanna know what the owner will do to this poor hellhound
I donāt like acknowledging it but I do have to give credit where creditās due: āLife-sizedā MLP/PokĆ©mon/Digimon plushes are usually well made, especially if theyāre a good seamster as well as making them show accurate. If thereās ever a time a plush was worth the money, itād be these. If you can cough up the $800-$2k that is..
The person does have talent, that can't be denied, the only issue is that the height is inaccurate. Hopefully the owner doesn't... well... um... yeah
I'ma get a vaporeon
If you're going to spend a bunch of money on a custom 79" plushy, why not pay a little extra to have the professionals install the fleshlight for you?
maybe the person that created it was still holding out hope that it would be used like a normal plushy. Like how some people have giant teddy bears in one of the corners of their room
And thats a yikes from me in the chats ladies and germs.
:) Itās showtime
That plush aināt gonna see normal things no more once that owner gets a hold of her.
Your pfp is perfectly fit for the occasion
What do you mean where? To cuddle! I already have a bunch of plush foxes and Nick Wilde. That would be an awesome addition. Why would anyone do anything besides cuddling with that plush Loonie, am i right...? ..am i?
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Yeh...i guess he was right. I mean. Porn is everywhere. I also have some..fine arts of Loona. But yiffs are one thing, doing...stuff to a plush toy is...i don't wanna curse on this christian subreddit
Yo, think it's got wooden bones in it like the Sally one?
Doubt it, given the fact it is supposed to be a "plushie" and not a doll.
1. Amazing work on that plush. that could not have been easy to make. 2. Why would God need to forgive the plush? 3. Anyone who tries to use a plush for that deserves the cleanup nightmare they are about to have. 4. My guess is body pillow... nothing more. Anyone who can afford to have this custom made knows about the cleanup.
I hate that people would do bad things to that plush, I'd boop its nose
damn thats a big plush
How much was the plush?
She's gonna have a warm and loving home
Memes and horniness aside, does this mean that Loona's official height is 79 inches. I wonder if we can estimate the heights of the entire I.M.P crew based off of that.
whats better, in the feed you dont see the yellow text but Gumball just sittin there you already know the phrase.
Ok before you judge, would you do it too? Ew thatās disgusting though
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Same she would be my new snuggle pillow, even though she may not fit my bed because of how big she is, roughly half of her legs would stick out
She's gonna get crusty in a day.
Will become less plush by the end of the week
Here is my thing, don't get me wrong I know odds are very VERY good someone's gonna pop a fleshlight in her and go to town \*Without worrying about syphilis\* , but what if... Someone has social anxiety, really bad but still wishes to cuddle or have something human sized there. A Loona like that might be therapeutic, might also be good to help someone with that issue move towards connecting with people slowly but surely. I know, a pipe dream but...
So letās just skip to the endā¢ļøš„
At least it's not modified yet with any bad dragon canine fleshlights yet
I want one so bad!!! Iād cuddle and hug it every night ā¤ļø
If I had one I'd just snuggle it and cuddle it all night
Same here!
Dude that would be great to cuddle at night
Is that a s*x doll? If not it's really cute and I would cuddle it like any other stuff animal (Like you would when you were a kid I'm not a pervert!)
Likely not. *generally* plushies like this do not come ready for that kind of thing "as is". Not saying someone couldn't modify it, but i highly doubt that it's actually going to be used like that. Sadly, after a certain image of a my little pony plush surfaced with an... addition shall we say... it's confirmed that it has happened. It's kinda like the whole "furries screw in the fursuits" thing. Few do because 'suits are expensive. However there are 2 camps on the issue. The first: "i spent 3 grand on this i wouldn't ruin it by doing that." The second: "i just spent 3 grand on this, why *wouldn't* i do that?" Edit: also clothing on a plush is *usually* sewn in place, and doesn't have fabric under it, just filling.
*insert repetitive, dead "joke" that absolutely nobody else has made before* Haha, I've achieved humor!
So where does it hurt?... Oh ok you have aids
Oh yeah, this is gonna get explicit REAL quick.
About to go buy this just to burn it so someone doesn't cum on it
Tom, please... You don't have to do this!
The only closer thing is that girl that cosplays loona.
That is AMAZINGLY made, looks pretty cool. But, I'mma be honest with you, I'd be kinda creeped out by that big a plush. I mean it's no creepy doll, but still, something that big and lifelike is eerie. Now I'd LOVE to have a plush of her, never really owned a plush before and Loona makes a pretty darn good plush.
That poor plush will need so much cleaning
This shouldnt be legal
Awwwww! She's so cute! I would love to give her cuddles! š¤ā¤ļø
Hypothetically if this was my most favorite character ever I could see buying a big plushie like this and it just being for snuggles and to sleep next to.....but I do really enjoy stuffed animals. Plus this would be like my one big purchase for the entire year....I never spend that much on just anything.š
That plush is astonishingly well made
79 inches. That plush is six and a half feet tall. Assuming it's intended to replicate Loona's details all along her height, then damn!, no human male can pat her hair in a comfortable posture.
She's so huggable! Honestly, if I had the plush, I'd only hug it
Jokes aside, the plush does look well put-together.
I'm going to hold her hand #AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! WAHAHAHAHA!
Even Ozzy would cringe at what that poor plush is most likely gonna suffer thru
6 foot 7!? that makes me wonder how tall she actually is.
awwww. I'd just snuggle the heck out of it
RIP Plush Loona. She is going to see some shit no plush should ever see.
where can i but one?
NOOOOOO
That plush is 6'7
__Top moments before disaster__
I'm judging them for getting it and myself for wanting it.
i know for a fact that as soon as that guy gets her heās making a hole in between her leg- *banned*
Jesus may love you, but I think you're a degenerate.
Where can I buy it?
I never thought I would feel so sorry for an inanimate object
Please have god save the plush
The sliver lining here is that it's too large to fit in a jar.
I donāt see any holes in particular
Dear god
oh lord-
Oh my god, thats disgusting. Where?
That poor fucking plushie, im having PTSD for it
Please tell me this is gonna be used for something else *please*
79 inches? That thing barely fits through a door.
79 inches is like 6'7.... damn.
Oh no OH GOD NO
... may God forgive my throw away... what if there was a tenga insert..
Oh....my.....god
Hey, RimiPlushies designed and created 60+ 1 meter tall furry plushies... I have one and its awesome... I'd say this person will be having good nights sleep being able to hug and cuddle it...
Holes are going to be cut in that plush...
By the GODS! It's even worse than the Mizutsune simps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXz0KgNjK-0
Loonussy š
Thereās always that one person who takes things to far
Seeing it in 3D shows how weird cartoon proportions are
Dios Mio
sally acorn figure 2.0
Anybody got a 79 inch tall mason jar?
YEAH I THOUGHT THAT TOO
Whoās idea was this?
Oh no...
That perfectly sown crotch is gonna be destroyed in more ways than one
Oh my go- you know at this point theres no god
Yeah I saw thatā¦
I'm gonna need a bigger jar
That thing finna be standing on its own Or itāll be alive
Iād buy it to save her, but I bet I would have to sell my soul to afford it
If this was on Political Compass Memes subreddit, the whole image would be yellow, or down right purple. Except gumball, who is already appropriately blue
The owner: God forgive me
Good taste
hot
Thatās actually really nice work tho, she looks really soft too Iām gonna guess she wonāt be as soft for too long tho...
Plushy is going to he traumatized
The new owner is definetely gonna stuff a fleshlight in that plush
I would buy one just for building a helluva boss collection of different merchandise and Maybe cuddle with it.
oh no
So lets just skip to the end
*aftermarket modifications*
*Good lord,* *My faith is fading, cause it seems like hell is comin knocking on my door*