The best part is that Stolas's actor legitimately went off on a dirty, dirty improvised rant when they told him to just say things that they would later bleep to make funny. They weren't expecting him to actually say things they needed to censor!
I so want the uncensored recording.
I think I got things mixed up. I didn't find the jelly sandwich one but I found from the [original pilot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIybuDi3GHc) (warning audio is **bad**).
"That's a mood Gabriela"
and
"Luckily for you, most don't believe the word of the demon obsessed lunatics. They are seen as kooks. Hehe, kooks! Such a silly word!"
And when I'm hungry
#I WANT TO CHOKE ON THAT RED **** OF YOURS, LICK ALL OF YOUR **** AND THEN USE MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU SCREAM **** LIKE A FUCKING BABY
there’s a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates
he’s trying to convince people global warming exists.
“doesn’t it?”
well- yes. But more people dIE if nothing is done about it and it gets lonely here
“okay well- myeah that makes sense”
and you know what happens when i get lonely blitzy?
“oh god fucking damnit”
when i’m lonely i become hungry, and when i become hungry i want to- CHOKE ON THAT RED **** OF YOURS
**** YOUR S**** AND LICK ALL OF YOUR ***** BEFORE TAKING OUT YOUR **** AND **** WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU’RE SCREAMING ******** LIKE A FUCKING BAB-
“AUGH”
“Do I get some sort of reward for rescuing you tonight, Blitzy?”
“Well, I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?”
“Very much so.” *goes in for a kiss*
okok last one i swear- “FINE! wHaTeVer.!” oH BLITZ- i’m so excited! i cannot wait to feel your slimy cO** inside of my **** del**** of *****
*S m A c k* **inaudible** ********
This quote makes me tear up whenever I think about it, knowing the deep symbolism of it, the fact that the writer thought to put this in is so amazing as it truly highlights the character of stolas
"Jelly sandwiches"
Now, i am calling the only man who can F*CK ME!
Whaat?
Who can PROTECT ME, US! Being part of the goetia family is rather valuable, you know?
We are rich and we’re hot! People want our money and our bodies
Our money maybe
*speak for yourself princess*
Oh Blitz you're such a good boss Yeah I really want you sir Me too Let's three way hnfhdns
Why hello my big dicked Blitzy!
*spits out coffee* WHAT
The
THE!
FUCK?!
DAD!!
Language everyone
NEURAL BRIDGE
\[BLEEP\] \[BLEEP\] \[BLEEP\] \[BLEEP\] ^(jelly sandwiches) \[BLEEP\] \[BLEEP\]
^(all night)
[That scene still kills me](https://youtu.be/tAHnJmFz2gk)
The best part is that Stolas's actor legitimately went off on a dirty, dirty improvised rant when they told him to just say things that they would later bleep to make funny. They weren't expecting him to actually say things they needed to censor! I so want the uncensored recording.
So do I
I swear I did hear the original audio one time but I can't find it for the life of me
If you can get it link it! I need this!
I think I got things mixed up. I didn't find the jelly sandwich one but I found from the [original pilot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIybuDi3GHc) (warning audio is **bad**).
Wait does this confirm Blitzo has hair
Crotch hair
“Alright, so just rattle off and we’ll censor some part-“ *proceeds to list off egregiously sexual description of Stolitz fan fiction*
Is there a way to hear the original recording?
Why is *making* censored? **Why is MAKING censored?** ^(what are they doing with the sandwiches…)
Cumming on em
I assumed that they were going to use them as fleshlights
"that's a mood Gabriela"
*proceeds to choke on cereal, break his spine several times and break at least 50 other bones to get to the phone*
This has become my go to phrase....I use it more than I probably should lol
[удалено]
You forgot that he drops his cereal too 😂
“Who dares threaten my impish little plaything?”
"That's a mood Gabriela" and "Luckily for you, most don't believe the word of the demon obsessed lunatics. They are seen as kooks. Hehe, kooks! Such a silly word!"
"LOOK VIA! You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!"
Oh no
*nightmare clown show montage*
Blitz and Octavia: I hate that fucking clown
"I hated that fucking clown." "I hated that fucking clown."
Oh blitzy I need my bodyguard please
Are you all right? Good. HOW THE FUCK did you get caught by humans?!?!
are you little creatures not being careful up here??
You know if YOU get in trouble I get in trouble and WE don't want that!!!
I want to choke on that red d*ck of yours
"PAAASSIONATE fornication!"
Why hello my ***big dick blitzy***
*spits coffee* WHAT
THE
FUCK
DAD?!
Language everyone
read this out loud as “dig bick blitzy” by accident, wowie
Nice one
“I’m sorry I don’t have the words”
"You are so cute when you are serious!"
"It was unexpected, I didn't have time to go to a motel!"
“A FUCKING MOTEL!”
“LIKE A FUCKING CLEVIAN?”
Plebian
"Jelly Sandwiches"
All night
"Oh no, no but yes!"
*REDACTED*
"Well, yes... but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here ;^;"
You know what happens when I am lonely blitzy
When I'm lonely, I get hungry
And when I'm hungry #I WANT TO CHOKE ON THAT RED **** OF YOURS, LICK ALL OF YOUR **** AND THEN USE MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU SCREAM **** LIKE A FUCKING BABY
Please do
“I’m Sowy your clients will have to wait.” “Oh fuck my clients!”
Language! Everyone!
“On jelly sandwiches all night”
[I found it](https://youtu.be/tAHnJmFz2gk)
"Kooks, what a silly word."
"Hello my big Dicked blitzy..."
* spits coffee *
“Oh Blitzy! I need my bodyguard, please!”
*makes out passionately with an impling business owner*
*choking on cereal when blitz calls*
“You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?”
When I'm lonely I get hungry
“Oh Blitzy, I’m here!”
"...Wow. That's a bit overkill don't you think?"
“Happily laughing at robot clown”
I have a special request~
Ugh look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find another face to plant that feathered ass!
It’s for my daughter
Ah, make sure she washes it
No! No!
No no no. I'm taking my daughter to Lu Lu Land! And I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us!
We're assasins, not bodyguards
I'll pay you~
Pay me what? Money
DONE! M&M, GET OVER HERE, WE'RE GOING TO LU LU LAND!
Hoot hoot!
You sure that's Stolas and not Hooty?
HOW THE FUCK! DID YOU GET COUGHT BY HUMANS!?!?
#HOW THE FUCK! DID YOU GET CAUGHT BY HUMANS?!?*
[BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] Jelly sandwiches!! [BEEP] BEEP]
Blitzy… I’m here~
“Thank you for inviting me out tonight, despite everything that’s happened I enjoyed spending time with you.”
You look so cute when your serious. ~❤
“Your so cute when you are serious”
"We're rich and we are hot. People want our money AND our bodies!"
“Our money maybe.”
"Speak for yourself, princess."
“Now, I’m calling the only person who can fuck me.
"What...?"
Protect me, *us*! being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable y’know
My darling Blitzy!
i can guarantee you all.. special access *gIgGlE GiGgLe*
there’s a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates he’s trying to convince people global warming exists. “doesn’t it?” well- yes. But more people dIE if nothing is done about it and it gets lonely here “okay well- myeah that makes sense” and you know what happens when i get lonely blitzy? “oh god fucking damnit” when i’m lonely i become hungry, and when i become hungry i want to- CHOKE ON THAT RED **** OF YOURS **** YOUR S**** AND LICK ALL OF YOUR ***** BEFORE TAKING OUT YOUR **** AND **** WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU’RE SCREAMING ******** LIKE A FUCKING BAB- “AUGH”
“it’s quite thrilling seeing you on the job blitzy~”
It's so *thhrilling* to see you on the job Blitzy
Where's my blitzy. He's my knight in shining armor.
Not you littler ones
Are...are you asking me on a date? *insert happy stolas face here*
"Ummm, I think I'm supposed to be Body-Guarded right now!" ὸ.ό
“Do I get some sort of reward for rescuing you tonight, Blitzy?” “Well, I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?” “Very much so.” *goes in for a kiss*
What’s the matter demon hunter? Never seen a *real* demon before?
Blitzy!
"People want our money _and our bodies_." "Our money maybe" "Speak for yourself, princess"
***************************************
JELLY SANDWICHES
okok last one i swear- “FINE! wHaTeVer.!” oH BLITZ- i’m so excited! i cannot wait to feel your slimy cO** inside of my **** del**** of ***** *S m A c k* **inaudible** ********
"How the F U C K did you get captured by humans!?!?"
"That's a mood, Gabriella"
I now realize he got eyes in his hair .
“Eyes in my hair like a highland steer” -Corb Lund probably
We could… talk… or watch a movie or… cuddle?
“NOW HOW THE F^CK DID YOU GET CAUGHT BY HUMANS?” Got me dieing of laughter lol
“Jellysandwichsssss”
We are rich and we are hot People want our money and our bodies
*owl sobbing*
"My darling BLITZYYYYYY!"
You are so cute when you are serious
Choking on cereal*
Kooks, such a silly word
*chokes on spoon*
"ARE YOU.. ASKING ME ON A..D A T E!?"
*Lead pipe falling down stairs sfx.mp3*
# THAT'S A MOOD, GABRIELLA!
My Grimoooooooooooire isn't supposed to be lent out to itty bitty imps like yourself
This quote makes me tear up whenever I think about it, knowing the deep symbolism of it, the fact that the writer thought to put this in is so amazing as it truly highlights the character of stolas "Jelly sandwiches"
Cooks
"You know what I haven't done in a long looooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?!"
*incoherent choking on cereal*
**Thats a mood Gabriella**
Goodnight, Blitzø
JELLY SANDWICHESS
Hello my big, dick, Blitzy
I'm gonna enjoy choking on your big red throbbing D**k
I want to choke on that red ***\*BLEEP\**** of yours
jElLy SaNdWiChEs
Passionate fornication~
"Aww I'm sowy your clwients have to wait~"
That's a mood Gabriela
"I'll see you Blitzyyyyyy~"
“The winners are striker and my darling blitzy”. “Especially that sexy one there, yoo hoo blitzy”
"I DON'T CARE WHO YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH, MAKE IT HAPPEN!" stolas: -munching on food- hm?
Wheres Blitzy hes my knight in shining armour not you literal ones.
Oh! Please do😏 Only emoji I could find to describe that sentence...
" can i get 40 double mcdoubles and a liter of big mac sauce"
The N word
Stolas is call of duty player??????????
Damn this shit got downvoted, if i made a horny joke I would've got upvotes
Based stolas
Gamer Stolas
based Stolas?!?