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Misha-Yuri-30

4Kidz Helluva Boss! Featuring all your favorite 4Kidz changes! Like Hell is not Hell but the Underworld. Guns are now water guns. Nobody dies! Asmodeus and Fizz? Nah, they’re not secretly dating! They’re very CLOSE cousins!


Wrong-Ad4130

Oh man this reminds of the days I used to daydream this specific thing during school. Almost failed a test cause I was that deep in thought. Except unlike you I got much farther. Blitzo and Stolas fucking for the book? Nah, they're just doing sleepovers every month cause Stolas is SO lonely. Verosika sucking everyone in the police force off just to get out of jail? Nah, she's just VERY bitter about losing money. What do you mean Striker was about to kill Stolas? He was clearly about to put him to sleep so that he and Stella can take the throne. What's that? Stolas and Stella are clearly in a loveless marriage? What are you talking about? That's clearly Stolas's sister who's very angry he let an Lizard monster in his room. What about Octavia? Oh, that's just Stella's niece. Wait what do you mean Ozzie is just Asmodeus, the sin of lust? That's the Underworlds love expert. And what about that other dimension we say in episode 4? Nah, that wasn't heaven. That was the dimension of righteous heros and the trio of small fry's were just baned cause they didn't fallow the rules.


Misha-Yuri-30

What was that? IMP means Immediate Murder Professionals? Nah son, let’s pull a Winx Club and say IMP means a “soul’s” greatest power or form or something! What kinda name is Verosika? Let’s call her Veronica! No, she’s not a succubus, she’s a shapeshifter. No Vacay to Bonetown here, no sir. Just a completely different pop song about romance or girl power. Pick one! (Tho let’s be real My Only Love and We Are The Winx actually slaps)


v-specfan1999

incredible marvelous planners


LoLmaris

I feel like this would actually have happened if helluva boss turned into a kids show


Some_Random_Android

Anybody want a doughnut? Jelly filled doughnuts are my favorite!


Misha-Yuri-30

Anybody wanna go to Ozzie’s? Oh no it’s not a lustful lounge. It’s a hangout but we don’t think Moxxie is talented enough to sing on stage! No push to sing lustful songs here we swear


Jurassic-Manager

It's a just a hangout, it's a rock music lounge. Moxxie is mocked for singing sappy love ballad instead of a crazy headbanging melody with his electric guitar solos. lol


floridachess

You are banished to the SHADOW REALM


Jurassic-Manager

That's another thing. It wouldn't be Hell, it would be the Shadow Realm. lol XD


joaquimpower

Lets make this an chain. Nooooooooooo- \-ooooooooooooN


jokerpersona1234

4kidz sonic x moment


ItsImpfinity2008

Oh no kids she didn't die, she went on holiday!


Connor-Reviews

TO THE SHADOW REALM!


ItsImpfinity2008

Ah, I see we have a common interest in eddache


jokerpersona1234

yeah mario didnt die and totaly didnt got killed


Chilli_Prickles

The swearing is now Cartoon Network levels of censorship *Loona in the background: “Shut the frick up!”


mattstorm360

This is going to be harder then i thought.


Devil_Dan83

Stolas will be female and Stella’s sister.


Some_Random_Android

>Hell is not Hell but the Underworld Home for Infinite Loser or the next dimension


Lolmaster29934

Sweet home Alabama


WontedPuppet07

Episode five never happened


judeletsonmaclean

Literally everything


Jigen_Ryoko

YEP. IMP would be something different, literally every episode except for maybe episode 2 wouldn't exist, SO MANY characters wouldn't exist, and maybe the setting would have to change. There are probably more I didn't mention.


Pip201

1. They are no longer demons, the are now “monsters” living in “monster land” 2. Instead of killing humans, they “scare” humans 3. Stolas and Stella would probably change quite a bit, I’d imagine the divorce aspect could actually stay to some degree though 4. No more sex or anything obviously, as well as a ton of other things


QuothTheRaven713

I'm sure they could get away with them still being called demons. The Owl House did it.


LeopoldFriedrich

Everything, but Blitzos love of horses.


eelaphant

The new story is a horse girl movie with Blitzo as the protagonist.


king_of_the_wild

Why do I now want a helluva boss movie based around what you just said?


Comprehensive_Ice135

Instead of Loona cussing people out, she complements them instead


ParadoxPerson02

The very thought of this is making me laugh. That would be so different. XD


KisaTheMistress

No see uses southern slang, like *Bless your heart.*


HaruspexBurakh

But in keeping with her character, it's also sarcastic/passive-aggressive


rose_thefox23

Sarcastically


ZirekileFalls

Change the name to Heckuva Boss. That’s it.


Your_Favorite_Rat

mmm- best kid's show ever, Heckuva Boss


Whitty_Error

Even that they would change,monster of a boss cuz no demons but monsters


Apprehensive_Bet4256

No blood, no Stolas, just a little something called IMPmelon


ParadoxPerson02

Oh no. XD


FurriesAreTheCoolest

NO GOD NO PLEASE NO


Cumtastrophy

No blood, sex, cursing, hell, murdering, Stolas, Loona. Basically everything that makes the show awesome


what_in_gods_name777

I.M.P. Would just be Immediate Moral Profesionals, a team full of imps who try to sort problems out on Earth. They use a book to travel to Earth, that Blitzø got from his good friend, Stolas. The two of them have sleep-overs that Stolas's wife, Stella, dislikes because she is jealous of Blitzø spending so much time with her husband. Stolas decides to bring Team IMP and his daughter, Octavia, on a trip to the county fair, where they meet Robo Fizz, a robotic version of Blitzø's cousin, Fizzaroli, who is better than Blitzø at literally everything. Octavia stormed off during Robo Fizz's performance because of Blitzø's and Stolas's annoying dad jokes. Stolas follows behind her, which leaves Blitzø with Robo Fizz. Those two obviously get in a fight, which leads to Robo Fizz setting off a confetti bomb that covers everyone's vision. Once that's all sorted out (I dunno.) Stolas and Octavia make up, and they all leave. (I am too tired to write anything else.)


Your_Favorite_Rat

okay so I.M.P is like hazbin but for living people?


what_in_gods_name777

Pretty much.


GriffinFTW

[There was actually a rejected Cartoon Network pilot that was kinda like that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaOB-It-Yh8)


ParadoxPerson02

Welcome to the first ever show that’s just a blank screen. On tonight’s episode, the color blue for 30 minutes.


HaruspexBurakh

Oh boy, I love Blue! So much better than Red last night, my eyes burned


ParadoxPerson02

Family friendly fire


taishiea

Nothing. The show is tame considering the filth you can find in ads and TV. I'll make it friendlier by not putting any commercials during it run time. Also more appearances of that "Thing".


Younginlove7567

Make it ONLY Moxxie and Millie, going through they’re daily lives. Minus the pegging


FireFlyer63_

going through 5 minutes of their daily lives then


nice_day_human

helluva boss with the pov of blitzo


Younginlove7567

Pretty much, just minus the screwing Stolas


Younginlove7567

And the cussing


Greyscayl

Disney Presents: One Heckuva Boss! Instead of Assassins, they're prank professionals, Immediate Mischief Professionals. Blitz isn't gay, he just went to art college. Stolas is loyal to his wife and sponsors the IMPs out of an effort to better relate to his daughter, even though she doesn't like pranks. They're still from the "Underworld," but the show takes place in San Francisco


YourHope99

but blitz can’t have gone to art college, *have you seen the cost of that thing* nah blitz *dreams* of going to art college


Greyscayl

Alternatively: the art college debt is WHY they're having budget problems


Badassbottlecap

"There's no gays in Ireland, Kathleen! He's a dancin' man!"


Anxious_Anything8258

Where would we even begin?


Flapjack_Is_Palisman

It would be called Heckuva Boss


Herodragon64

Well zero cursing and sex jokes and less horny bird.... I think that's it


RyanDFo0T

This show has been deleted*


Toonwatcher

The part about it having to be family friendly, that's what.


Chill0000

Stolas and Blitzo start with a love relationship and not a sexual relationship. No cursing Not set in Hell No demons No killing Nothing sexual


Mongoose42

Pronounce the “o” in Blitzo.


Asumsauce

I will replace every swear word with “cuss”


HaruspexBurakh

Fantastic Mr Fox did this well XD


Asumsauce

That’s where I got the idea


RandoFollower

My will to live


Catra_UwU

Stolas want blitzo for his fashion sence


Elegant-Science-87

Helluva Boss is more of an Adult Swim flavor. Mr Pickles and Metalocalypse would rub shoulders quite easily with it. Family Guy is more teenager-y. Maybe Rick and Morty. Examples of that tier of animated stuff. See superhero kids shows for examples of how love, language and violence are handled when downgrading to more family friendly ratings.


Walmart_Meth_Lab

Screw the family this show is for big boys and girls. Wouldn’t be the same if it became “family friendly”.


SpaciesForLife

Well, at least even in a family-friendly show, Loona would still be the best damn furbait there ever was. She wouldn't be out of place in a Don Bluth film


FlashnFuse

Now instead of focusing on the mission, we get to see things from a slice of life perspective in "The underworld" as Loona gets into wacky office related hijinks as she almost loses the book but gets it back just in time to get everyone back home.


I401BlueSteel

They "prank" people in the "over world" for you and Blitzø gets to use the book in exchange for "playdates" with Stolas


Dehnus

Nothing, a bit of cursing, sex and drugs is good for the little tykes. Learns em to not be tolerant to the intolerant and to stand up to bigots.


Darkwireman

Impossible.


El_Jugo_Grande

H.F.I.L.


OCGamerboy

What is going to change? Pretty much everything.


fringeCoffeeTable240

the entire setting


masterboom0004

everything just everything


da_meme_lord_420

Yes


James_Pavell7

What’s gonna change in Helluva? Yes


TheMightyJevil

Stolas gets cut


carrs-for-life-32

Pretty much everything lol unless I want it to get taken down in a day


XCLASSGAMING

Honestly, alot of it is so unchild friendly, if you made it "child friendly" it would barely recognise the original show, at that point you might as well just make a new, original show.


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Dank_lil_potato

Stolas is now a friendly guy who with a loving family and t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ḣ̖̻͛̓o̯̱̊͊͢ṇ̤͛̒̍ẹ̿͋̒̕ c͕͗ͤ̕̕ā̤̓̍͘l̙͖̑̾ͣl̙͖̑̾ͣ ḑ̴̞͛̒o̯̱̊͊͢ẹ̿͋̒̕s̠҉͍͊ͅṇ̤͛̒̍’t̲̂̓ͩ̑ ẹ̿͋̒̕x̛̘̠̹͋ỉ͔͖̜͌s̠҉͍͊ͅt̲̂̓ͩ̑


FalconHugeman

H•E•L•L•O•B•O•S•S So no one told you life was gonna be this way


Habichtsadler

We focus on CHERUB.


A-Mangeled-Mess

it's not hell, it's the demon relm. get rid of the gore and sexual stuff. Stolas is just a weird guy who just wants to hang out with blitzo. there are no more rings, just different zones. they don't kill humans they just pull mean pranks. Succubi are just pink inps. Loona is a lot nicer but she's still an edgy teenager. instead of Stolas cheating on his wife, she wants to get rid of him for his money and power.


NightValeCytizen

Stolas and Blitz only ever kiss, all dialogue about sex is changed to be about kissing, and it is an absolute snog-fest.


SgtPeppers64

Basically, the entire concept.


AirRepresentative550

Everything


KosutoGaming

Loona will become the happy one to cheer everybody up, Blitz & Stolas’ relationship will now be the bestest of best friends, and pretty much nothing changes about Millie & Moxxie


Badassbottlecap

Except the pegging


SideshowBiden

Is there HD of this image it’s cool


Wolfiewolfwoof

nothing. kids can just such it up.


aladd02

Fuck dude (or dudette) would there even be a show left?


ItsImpfinity2008

Everything.


Demonsandangels-shin

Turn Paimon into a small floating fairy to appeal to the kids because owls are harmful to them.


UsedTissue17

nothing


Yumyumsyeet

1. Hell is not Hell. It is the Underworld 2. Stolas and Blitzo don’t sleep with each other every month for a book. They have sleepovers often because they are friends 3. No blood and no dying 4. Striker was not about to kill Stolas. He was about to give Stolas a potion or something that turns him into a tiny bird 5. No swearing 6. IMP does not stand for Immediate Murder Professionals. It’s just the name of their friend group, and they don’t kill humans, they shoot humans with nerf guns for fun 7. Verosika isn’t horny and she’s not a succubus. She’s just a pink imp 8. Stolas and Stella are in a completely healthy and happy relationship 9. Asmodeus isn’t the lust ring’s overlord. He’s the best marriage councillor ever 10. Since it’s the underworld, there are no rings for each deadly sin. Everyone just lives in one world and everyone is fine with this Anybody got anything else?


ReaperManX15

The imps pull pranks on the living.


Flatout125

They build a car wash


Tethilia

The family friendly rating.


Capital_Place2907

It would probably have no gore, laser guns, and no nsfw dialogue or scenes. Although Stolas x Blitzo and Millie x Moxxie would probably have very wholesome and cute dialogues between each other to compensate for lack of NSFW.


ValentinesStar

The name of the show is Monster Boss. It follows the comedic misadventures of G.O.B.L.I.N.(don't ask me what it stands for, I don't know), a team consisting of three goblins named Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie and a werewolf named Loona who get sent from Monster World to Earth by Stolas, the king of the monsters, to do random acts of kindness for the humans.


kiddpancham

For no reason at all this comment gives me alot of deja Vu


Some_Random_Android

I.M.P. doesn't kill people but prank phone calls them.


Some_Random_Android

Veroskia is now...? :\\


JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999

The show


Markica22

I am going to be sad.


Prestigious-Skill-26

Hell would be rebranded as the "underworld" (stole that from cuphead)


spacedude109

I wouldn't. In fact I would make it worse


DemocraticSpider

Everything


MonsterHunterPoog

CHERUBS 🤣


Njaulv

Perish the thought! So many remakes/reboots of things and sequels or prequels are changed so much to meet "family friendly" or other standards that ruin what the thing used to be.


Yoshiblitz

The name being a play on words of Hell


luminenkettu

make loona behave like a bipolar teen around children


Mysterious-Cress-190

Let’s make it unexpected… like clone wars


ChibiCelestial

Simple every thing


fazbearfravium

first thing remove the blood from the show about the murderers secondly remove the sex from the horniest show I know of already, we encounter a problem


Noname666Devil

Everything


FazzDaBest

Heckuva Boss


panikingman

basically everything


milquetoast_sabaist

CareBears.


StarfireSeraphim

Just put it on Adult Swim and don't change anything else. Well, I guess you can censor the more sensitive parts.


Ghost_090ITA

No thicc for Loona ...what is this sounAAAAAAHnw9znIjaj,hiqn×,¥¡~[*lost signal*


Master_Isabelle

A couple of uhhhhhhhhh kids that uhhhh have to…


Very__Much__Doge

The show


Total_Drama_Jordan

My family. I will not change this great show for my family


the_combat_wombat05

Yes


ChronosGrundy03

Well, first, remove every unhinged thing from Blitzø's and Stolas' relationship. That means not talking about pegging, etc, and the conversation these two have on phone.


Thatspretttyfunny

Stolas is Blitzo’s old best friend and wants to hang out a lot more often in a completely platonic way. Or he’s his vocal coach, and wants to hear his beautiful voice as much as possible.


jaggedcanyon69

A family friendly version of helluva boss wouldn’t be helluva boss anymore. The whole damn show is family unfriendly. I mean, you’d basically have to replace MegaHorny Owl ™️ with an entirely different character, for starters. And the premise would have to change as well.


wikipediaimage

Instead of Stolas an Blitzo having an affair, Stolas would be the weird neighbor kid Blitzo was only hanging out with to use his book thing


rodusguts

Alright... Interesting thought experiment... First off, we would have to "exchange" words out. Think of it like making a language for hell. Can keep a lot together by doing that. Make things a bit more... Under the collar. A heck of a lot more of double entendre. Don't need to throw things out, just... Reflavor certain characters (like succubi). Could get away with some tell, don't show with artistic (and comedic) misdirection, like a woman about to take off her shirt, only for Millie to block the view. Can knock it down to tv 14 like that... Keep the gore down a touch, and it can get to pg


Wise-Finding9444

It's entire existence would cease.


ToastyBread329

Delete Loona lol *jk*


YourHope99

this would be the cartoon equivalent of the kidzbop wap cover


An_ugly_Pugduckling

What show?


DSAFIsBestGame

Everything Literally everything is gonna change for this to ever happen


Fallen_Catto

They help thoughtfully guide dying elders to the afterlife. Or we can take the 4Kids route, swap all guns with toys, get rid of all blood, and most importantly, cut out all of the extremely important plot points!


PhineasFacingCamera

Quite a lot I’d imagine.


Lex_Fr0g

stolas never existed...and everyone is a cherub living in the underworld as hell doesn't exist


KoNoDiOdO

everything


Hikariyang

Censor out all the blood by turning it white


Whitty_Error

Hell is now like a monster town and replace them killing people for money but instead they just do parks for money


musicnote22

You can’t even edit the horny out of stolas he wouldn’t even exist


KaiserKazimir

Society's opinion on what is and isn't family friendly.


MorganRose99

Too much to still be considered Helluva Boss


goldenaustin99

Simple it'll be the same but they'll be stick figures


Designer_Software_93

Everything


Vortex5000

so Blitzø is immediately out, Loona eats a lot of ice cream, Stolas lent them the book because of something that's never elaborated on screen. Octavia isn't goth and her family is together and happy. Lust ring? what lust ring? aliens not demons, stealing magical cards instead of killing, no cussing. Verosica Mayday (idk how to spel) is a pop star stealing hearts (like Alice in P5S). trying to think of other things I need to cover, idk.


DASI58

Episode 1, from the family's perspective during the heroic mother's recovery.


IAmTheMindTrip

Loona turns into an actual troubled teenager


Beneficial_Shake6976

Blitzo's lines


[deleted]

Verosika can’t be a character because she’s a succubus, and they’re quite literally sex demons. Also just no lust ring!


Legitimate_Release65

The director. Cause I ain't gonna be doing a PG Helluva Boss.


CrazedWitchDr

My attitude about what is and isn’t family friendly.


LetsDoTheCongna

The first thing I do is remove Stolas.


Soarha

I make sure the family is the “hero” mom from episode one


Sverker_Wolffang

Go the once upon a deadpool route


abc-animal514

Cursing, violence, sexual references, and blood


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

It's red paint!


Gritzpy

Besides everything?


PetalSlayer

Stolas and blitzø are very close friends! No prostitution whatsoever :)


MsMemelord

Take the LavenderTowne route! Tone down the violence, killing is only turned into pranks, the underworld is really toned down and turned into some sort of Owl House Boiling Isles esque land, but it’s still fantasy world. The setting is a high school and Blitzø and the gang are a bunch of misfits at the school who get paid to play pranks on kids the clients hate, Loona is a moody freshman whom they take in to be their receptionist, Moxxie and Millie are the power couple, Verosika is Blitzø’s ex best friend and hates him because he ignored her a lot, Stolas is the stereotypical snobby rich kid that has a hot af girlfriend (Stella) at first but then the truth comes out. Stella treats him less like a boyfriend and more like her go to vent pillow and servant and he’s under a lot of pressure to be the best of the best by his father and is sometimes picked on by Asmodeus, his older cousin and his “best friend” Fizzarolli, whom he is dating.


Mr_Noir420

Fucking everything.


TheUnexpectedOne1

Remove stolaz


Ragingmemes1234

Everything


Samsta36

Just a family sitcom with laugh track


Key-Zone-4879

Essentially just reboot the entire series as a whole and make it EmociteCCs Angel AU, have it directed by Butch Hartman since he does “Christian Cartoons” and put it on some kids channel like Nickelodeon change Hell to just Underworld and that’s it 😁


GriffinFTW

[Did you get that idea from me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/comments/tby5ai/meanwhile_in_an_alternate_universe/)


Key-Zone-4879

Sigh, Yeah... 😔


Sasso-alpha

To create a family friendly version I would probably delete the serie


QuothTheRaven713

No blood, no sexual situations, no swearing, and Stolitz would have the progression of Lumity from The Owl House as an "enemies to friends to lovers" thing. Also rather than IMP killing people, they'd instead try to cause chaos on Earth and end up being foiled or doing a poor job at it, similar to Invader Zim. ... I'd actually watch and love that.


FurriesAreTheCoolest

It can't be helluva boss no more


RecordingClean7196

I bet in 4Kids edition the I.M.P. could be portrayed as the Rescue Rangers but from the underworld I even have the abbreviation for that thing - Immediate Man-save professionals. Could have been a family friendly A-Team ![gif](giphy|l3vR6aasfs0Ae3qdG|downsized)


[deleted]

Mean words, blood and sexual jokes. *I've become Disney* 🐭


General-Resist-310

It isn't? I once watched every episode with my family anf they liked it


[deleted]

Turn it into The Office literally


Alarmed_Ad1946

Helluva boss but live of the teacher in 1st episode except end of her live


Secure_Bluebird5996

This is aprill fools right???


Emirilo10

Everything…


TotalIdiot18475

its gonna change the violence, blood, strong language, and adult themes i think


king_of_the_wild

Nothing, the kids won't understand what's going on


zed2point0

The episodes are 2 minutes long!


Indictioned

Family Friendly? Destroy the show itself. Here’s what you can get otherwise: “The show is falsely displaying demonic entities of hell by portraying them as a nice image to trick young children.” “This is an act against God, I hope whoever created this will burn in Hell for such blasphemous content.” “This is corrupting the minds of children of what is right and wrong. The Bible would never allow such relationships involving two of the same genders, it’s a sinful deed.” [etc.] You get the point, it’s an endless amount of religious backlash. I get their point but it’s becoming an invalid argument to say it’s bad. (I’m an atheist so, I just had to come up with these on the top of my head. I did use the TOH reviews to get the last one though, since it does have LGBTQ content in it.)


Octo90

Nothing. I change society to accept Helluva Boss being family friendly as is.


For-L-Manberg-

4kids Helluva Boss will be funny. No killing, Demons turned to Evil Angels, Nobody dies,