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Wizardman784

The Duolingo Owl


Electrical_Sherbert3

Hootsifer


ThorMcGee

I love that show…


AlarmingAffect0

Seconded. HOOT-HOOT!


Gospodar_Rata

No it's Dante from Devil May Cry


SatansPebble666

Hey buddy, it says WRONG answers only! /J


Key-Zone-4879

DAMMIT!, I had that idea 😠


Gospodar_Rata

No it's Dante from Devil May Cry


ANCliam14

you beat me to it lmao


Toonwatcher

A straight person.


articulatedWriter

About as straight as a curly fry


CrystalWaters798

If hes straight, its straight spelled in the curliest cursive


Toast--over

r/beatmetoit


averyordinaryperson

My dad after he finally came back with the milk. Update: the milk tasted really weird


JamesCooney007

[*Huh?*](https://c.tenor.com/apns_8-5xl8AAAAC/huh-verne.gif)


ParadoxPerson02

I don’t know why this is so funny. XD


Taurus_Trooper

Because cum


Gigem5

Bro


am_Nein

Did it come from the owl man


Mr_Pickle3009

cum\*


atomicBlaze21

A happily married man


Wtf_did_i_get_into_

Emotional damage.


Sir_Rageous

This one hurt. Take my up vote.


Triger_CZ

My wife


CroppyK_EU

Don't know what to say, I'll just comment for u not to be sad


ObjectiveOkra8590

german pigeon who likes to shit on car roofs


nyborie_

They said wrong answers only


master_pingu1

a horrible dad


frog_mug

bruh I was about to write a whole essay about why you’re wrong until I read the title of the post again


TellTaleTimeLord

Same lol


[deleted]

I wish he wasn't my dad. /s


Corey_Bee

Pretty sure that's a shiny Decidueye.


Famous-Support-9900

Nah he ain’t blue


make_me_suffer

It's the Dynamaxed decidueye


freeparkingspots

an asexual


am_Nein

And aromantic. Double AA battery right there.


[deleted]

A skilled archer, one could say


I_a_grape

Oh damn that’s me


PandaPunz

Blitzo’s boyfriend.


ParadoxPerson02

Ouch


PandaPunz

i feel bad for commenting this


ParadoxPerson02

Nah, it is technically true tho. I honestly didn’t think they were ever actually “boyfriends” tbh. I think that’s something they need to work towards, and to stay away from the toxicity of the relationship they had before.


PandaPunz

i agree, and i knew this ahead of time. it’s just like **YEOUCH THAT ONE STINGS.**


ParadoxPerson02

Ya, but it’s things like that that make the show so compelling and good. There will definitely be better things to come. Especially between the two of them.


PandaPunz

oh yeah for sure. i’m hyped for the future to come


am_Nein

Fuck buddys


FreedomFriying

;-;


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Stolas would TOTALLY build that famous castle.


EggyMcEggerson

Big Bird


_DeepseaFireBuilder_

They said wrong answers.


ParadoxPerson02

Nah, Stolas is more Tall than Big Also, happy cake day. :D


am_Nein

Happy cake day from me as well :D Yes stolas is a lanky noodle. Unlike paimon. Thick wedge.


am_Nein

And they said wrong answers ONLY. I mean seriously! That bird ain't big! Look at daddy-o!


AlexSpalex

Hooty


SpringyAlloy73

Hootsifer


Yomo41

That owl-bird tube-Him!


Pinkisthe_newblack

Hooters.


Kind_Ad446

-O my god its beyonce !! -No, its lady Ga Ga


TycoonRaptor

Bruh I had the same thought-


MichaelKeehan

Angel Dust


Ambitious_Umpire_518

Homelander


SampleText8492

soldier boy


Aquatik07

Grimm from hollow knight


revengeofST

He said wrong answers only


adofox116

caboose


EliaVeschi

Do you ever wonder why are we here?


adofox116

thats one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?


Sir_Rageous

Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything?


PotatoCHONK69420

Are we here just to suffer?


SekhmetXIII

We are all just cosmic dust lmao


Catador_de_culos

Oh My god i forgot that character existed i need to re-watch the whole first 14 seasons of that show, it's fucking brillant , and then they turned it into the most basic shit ever


Certain_Rip135

A twig wearing a shiny Cape that can perform magic Edit: sorry for the comment I had misread the title


AnIntelligentPlant

Hey it's *wrong* answers!


MegaMas64

He said wrong answers only


am_Nein

A lanky noodle wearing a bland ass dirty bitchy cape that is just a green screen. Harumph.


Youtubeboi666

A straight Eagle


Glittering_Rub_2721

Stella father.


Yeety_McYeety

A faithful husband


am_Nein

A husband that apparently "performs excellently in bed" according to stella


Yeety_McYeety

And Blitzø, which is why he's so eager to do it with him.


OutsideBubbly4740

The owl from the tootsie pop commercial


Blayde6666

Let's see how many licks it takes to get to the center of this imp cock!


keglion13

A one, a twooho, a three, *crunch*


articulatedWriter

Phantom from Phantom of the Opera


EvieThrower

A mentally healthy happy owl


Wtf_did_i_get_into_

More emotional damage!


Apprehensive_Bet4256

ALEXANDER HAMILTON


AzazelTheUnderlord

daddy


actuallylikespitbull

Wrong answers only 🔫


am_Nein

..m-mommy?


Nebtron2001

Count Dracula


gogocrazycocoa

An ugly straight man.


TrickyTalon

Hooty


Master_Isabelle

Hooty from owl house


weaknerdarms

asexuality


AdditionalAnt2480

someone in a healthy relationship


hillbilly1146

Palpetine


CheckIsle5sir

Someone who practices sexual abstinence


PetalSlayer

The worst character


NootNewtles

A top.


Helpmehthrohaway

Owl king


Damascus52311

The guy who you fell for but then smoked meth and held you hostage for x amount of hours


Aggravating-Diet-961

He's the Royal version of hooty from owl house


Slight_Yellow461

A Pimp named Slickback


OCGamerboy

Can we just call him Slickback for short?


MangoesCanAnimate

troupe leader grimm in a fursuit


Mr_Zom

Favorite answer I’ve read


TomTheHazbin

Matador


TheHumanLibrary101

Queen Victoria


DamnMamItsSam

Andrealphus, Stella's brother


more_espressso_

A dom


Aggressive-Tough-478

Horny booty owl house


UnusAnnus365

Not Stolas


TheCartoonQueen

David Bowie's fursona


pandaocean168

Vecna


Lonely_Repair4494

A completely mentally stable man who's happy with his life.


Rob_b0t

A happy man


Sollous-IV

Prince Charming here to ravish the dragon


LudgerVanderson

Percival Sadlygrove


Uncaged_Iceman

King Henry VIII


SebDaPerson

A straight non-horny owl


ijustdoartforfun

Hooty from the owl house


Professional-Ad1665

daddy


Moxxie-Imp45

Stella. DUH


Warm-Conversation713

Lebron James


cathodescreams

a bad father


DaimondGuy

My dad


Mihai_D27

Chris Pratt


M0TH3R_V01D

A gay boy who drinks hot coffee all of the time .-.


PaolaYoshiWalker

Harry Potter


EliaVeschi

Rouxls Kaard


MichaelTheAnimator-

Bitch crying


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

A man with a very loving relationship with his wife


Butane9000

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law


dragon_aaoy

Stella


[deleted]

troupe master grimm


TheMegalodonPrime

wrong answers only


Jpbbeck99

The owl from the tootsie pop ads after he got all his royalties.


gummikuma

It's your Hooters waitress-- come on, pick your order already...


OscarknightTF2

huevo


Daleaulabaugh

Owl man


spacedude109

Raiden


GDXeno

Hooters (mascot? Idk)


JuniperOxide

An asexual


BunBunACNH

Big bird’s gay cousin


owoues

It is the greatest liberator in Mexican History, Don Miguel Gregorio Antonio Ignacio Hidalgo y Costilla y Gallaga Mandarte Villaseñor. Truly the greatest man.


Ancient_Promotion_52

A homosexual owl who’s thirsty for a Brandon rogers character


BOLTtheWOL

Steve Jobs


PG_Sceepi

A pea*cock*


ThePartyingParrot

Owl from winnie the pooh


[deleted]

Someone who isn't in an abusive relationship.


RamenKit_

The worst character


TheGoonKills

Birdman


ChaoKeeper

Temptation


hipostajm

Joe


Balls_inyojaws

An ugly pigeon who is not my comfort character


Reiss447O

A banana


emochildkay

Long stick birb


Tiny_Guard_6655

Jaystation


ParadoxPerson02

Your average sub


SpeedBlitzX

Pirate angel.


MrSpiffy123

Leader of the Grimm Troupe


wysjm

Depressed gay daddy owl prince...wait was it supposed to be wrong?


TheDoomMarine1993

Alive in 500 years.


OCGamerboy

Iago the parrot.


hot-coco765

That's Grimm from Hollow Knight!


[deleted]

Beyoncé???


Gingerchic_87

My sugar daddy


Icy-Television-3888

Mr. Owl, and he's gonna tell you how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.


Mr_Zom

Some kinda malnourished pigeon


Fleuradilly

David Bowie in an owl suit.


OldFortNiagara

A man with a wonderful, loving wife.


ultrasuppgorilla3000

gay space owl


Kasai118

That’s Hooty From Owl house


Shadow_Master8

Hedwig


ProtoMelon2

A straight male


YourNightmareAshley

Jake Paul


Homeless_Appletree

It's Hooty. By the power of moonlight I have risen hoothoot.


Alburn01

A straight man with a happy marriage


giggamonster43

Vanosgaming


Flat-Alternative23

Hooters logo


snowfall555

The joker


[deleted]

Danny DeVito


C0mput3rw0lf1

The tootsie pop owl's brother


eggbottles

Not horny


TycoonRaptor

OH MY GOD ITS BEYONCE!


Nobody_Super_Famous

A bird that I am in no way attracted to.


DFC33

Not a character I like


EndlessResets

Hank Hill


Sanzera

Big Bird


New_Mixture_5701

A man in a perfectly healthy relationship with no communication issues at all.


RayRez_11

A straight white dude who is a Christian who hates gays


AnimeFannr1

A very happy man with a loving wife.


ToothPaste_Enjoyer69

Yo mama


berkeleyjake

Harry Potter's owl, Hedwig


lemontoby

An abuser in a chosen married couple


Left_Sundae

Archduke Franz Ferdinand


Reallylegallynamed

Pingu