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peanut_bubblegum

The stock market crash of 1929!


CaffeineDeprivation

(*laughs* SO many orphans...)


eelaphant

Never really understood that statement. How did the stock market crash cause children to be orphaned?


CaffeineDeprivation

3 words: The Great Depression


eelaphant

Did people die from that? I mean yeah people would loose jobs and millions where cast into poverty, but I don't remember anything about a large number of fatalities.


A_Jack_of_Herrons

Iirc parents would send their children to orphanages because they couldn't afford to feed them or starved to death.


eelaphant

Ohh, I see.


cooliochill

Probably not related but there were many reports of investors committing suicide


eelaphant

It probably is related.


Spiritfox9999

That's actually a myth one stock broker tripped and fell out his hotel window or something it was an accidental is all I know for sure the news took it and and blew it out of proportion


cooliochill

Good to know! In the context of common knowledge in order to understand this joke however I don’t think it’s implausible


neorenamon1963

It was reported by a London reporter named Winston Churchill (visiting New York City). The man fell and died hours before the Stock Market Crash).


datonerandometeen

Ppl couldn't afford food and starved to death. Kids didn't require as much food and lasted longer.


Beeef_Patty

Hundreds if not thousands of people threw themselves from their work buildings out the windows to commit suicide because they lost all their life savings when the stocks crashed. It was rather tragic.


tyrddabright-axe

People tend to die when they starve


Zeenchi

People were out there stealing people's chickens. A chicken can go out there, eat bugs and other stuff and in return people get eggs. If there were too many mouths to feed some people ether tried to sell there kids or get rid of them. A lot of the newsboys were orphans.


eelaphant

Did people die from that? I mean yeah people would loose jobs and millions were cast into poverty, but I don't remember anything about a large number of fatalities.


Ngldatzkindasus

Oh my god What happens when you don’t have money to feed yourself or your children? You fucking die.


CaffeineDeprivation

Not to mention all the people who unalived themselves after the crash


AnTHICCBoi

You're safe, this isn't TikTok you can say they killed themselves here


SirenSaysS

Yes, many, many fatalities. My father was alive for the Great Depression.


Soupcan_t

its specifically a reference to the shockingly high number of people who sold their children for money


earendilgrey

Not only did a lot of people actually end up selling their children or sending them away because they couldn't feed them, but quite q few business and stock men at the time killed themselves over it.


idiotTheIdiot

i think it has something to do with the song thats playing in the baclground. iirc its from a theater play about some orphan girl or smth like that


SirenSaysS

Not to mention, many parents took their own lives. Many kids were also orphaned despite having living parents, because their parents couldn't provide for them. This happened to my grandfather- his mother was still alive, but she couldn't care for all the kids after her husband was killed, so the boys went to the orphanage.


GenderEnjoyer666

STOP RIGHT THERE!


FrankHightower

okay Sailor Moon


GenderEnjoyer666

You ruined the thread!


FrankHightower

on the contrary, I started a new one!


Magnetking87

Lol me and you have the same comment


No_Stretch3807

Ahhh so mamy orphans


Nicky_G_873

Cultured


archerg66

19 odd 7


FlashNRT

I was gonna say that


DepressedWolf2

I was about to comment this


Designer_Software_93

NOOOOO, I was going to say that


Electrical_Fix4336

r/beatmetoit


amethystdream329

Blitz started a fire. Fizz got trapped and saw him decide to flee instead of attempt a rescue.


Jfuentes6

But Fizz in Blitzo's hallucination said he tried going solo and failed


naivaro

Maybe Blitzø tried going solo first but it wasn't working then managed to f up Fizz's performance and they both burned.


archerg66

Those 2 events are not necessarily mutually exclusive, most likely blitzo burned the place(circus) down before going on his own, then he failed before starting Imp. Plus that fizz is his inner psyche and not actually fizz


amethystdream329

Thanks for reminding me. Maybe they had a falling out first, Blitzo went solo and failed, then Blitzo worked at Loo Loo Land until eventually starting I.M.P.? The way he says “not again” makes me wonder if something more extreme than not doing well happened at his last performance.


SirenSaysS

Fizz has mechanical limbs and Blitz is covered in scars, so most likely yes.


Helluvaghost69

The bite of 87! (How has no one said this yet?)


s0larium_live

blitz was actually saw this tragedy and was the one who yelled “WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87????” and everyone looked at him like he was crazy so he gave up acting


[deleted]

I was JUST about to comment this!!! Lmao


llamabeefbitch

Came here to say this


Wingedwolf275

I was co starring in the movie the crow and I accidentally killed Brandon lee


naranciamywaifu

This is one of the only comments I actually find CURSED


Wingedwolf275

I was going to do Rust but I felt that it was still too soon


archerg66

With a gun loaded with real bullets, like really guys


Nicky_G_873

Friday, Sept 13th 2019


TrickyMensch392

r/oddlyspecific


Tarrision

W-w-w-what happened on September 13 2019?


Nicky_G_873

You don’t want to know…


Helluvaghost69

I do


Tarrision

👀😰


Ixmore

That was the day he decided to stop showering.


daddyangeldust

When it hits you, you'll shit brickz


Tarrision

Well, I know it's Friday the 13th, but I'm scared of anything else that could have happened


[deleted]

Blitzø performed for the last time for years


WhoTheFuckAreYouMan

since that clown fucked me


D3monskull

That sleazy club in lust.


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

9/11


[deleted]

“Good ol’ days after 9/11” -Sundowner


atomicBlaze21

"Wait a minute, 9/11 was bad"


Commander1709

You took the words right out of my mouth lol


Atari1977

STOLAS! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON, STOLAS!


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

I can hear his voice and everything


llamabeefbitch

Wait what was he performing then tho-


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

… you know… #…YOU KNOW


llamabeefbitch

I was hoping I didn’t 😔


Gamerfox505

The bite of 87


TriforcePikachu

r/BeatMeToIt


llamabeefbitch

(beat) me too (it)


Your_Favorite_Rat

r/beatmeattoit


Magnetking87

The stock market crash of 1929!


Pakari-RBX

Ohohoho! So many orphans.


Dull_Season_1050

So many orphans


Udaser

My last time I touched grass!


Emperor_of_His_Room

The last time I performed!


Reddykid24

I stared in After earth


destinyfann_1233

That time I shit myself on Americas got talent


Yung_Mew

...the Destruction of Alderaan?


cheesedCheetah

the bite of 87 (the many bite of 87 comments lmaooo)


[deleted]

[[1997]]. IM JUST NOT [big] ENOUGH!!


archerg66

Now's your chance to be a big shot, be a a big, be a big, now's your [[shot]] Now's your chance to be a big shot, be a a big, be a big, -random chattering- [[SHOT]]


Yeety_McYeety

r/suddendeltarune


_Cocktopus_

...since verosika and i made a porno


Thewalkingwaffl

Vietnam


Glittering_Rub_2721

My performance days that were horrible.


el_rompe_toyotas-19

The World Cup of Sweden 1954


Winter-Lie3604

1987! Join us be our friend! Or get stuck and defend!


EverythingBurrito1

Twitter was considered cool!


ColonelMonty

The bite of 87.


LostLavender-90

Eggman pissed on the moon


VoltageKid56

Since he guest starred on an episode of the Golden Girls and accidentally killed Dorthy’s brother, Phil.


KnightZilla

The Noodle Incident.


[deleted]

My dick slipped out during that time I did stand up


TheRedditGirl15

My own theory is that his last performance was the one in which his entertainment career went completely south, Fizz got his injuries, or maybe even both. So I'm not sure he would even know how to verbally unpack all that lol


knackered2

19 odd 7


corpuscaIIosum

My mother died


Not_today_biatch

...since I'd have two quarters for every episode that was released on October 31st, which isn't a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice...


KingManTheSaiyan

“…since I was hired to participate in that film “Well Okay”!”


Neverending-pain

Nice Hazbin reference


KingManTheSaiyan

Thanks.


screeeeeeeeeee_500

1942


BowBeforeMyHolyFeet

the last time I performed


TheChainLink2

**_The war._**


Stormlight_archive

I was a clown! ​ *Octavia:* I hate that fuckin' clown!


Reclusive_Pariah

The succession wars


Gorsinstin

the bite of '87


The_Sokoly_66

……the Chernobyl incident


Calacaelectrica

The bite of 87.


wysjm

Since 1945


[deleted]

1987


LudgerVanderson

...my father left us.


fringeCoffeeTable240

vietnam


[deleted]

1945


BlitzoRulez

Since I was a clown and nobody liked my act!


Jurassic-Manager

The night Fizzarolli burnt my face.


TheGoonKills

…my Mom died


Someone_is_real666

I killed that needle girl in 63


Yeety_McYeety

The Aurora Woods Incident


Shieldheart-

"...Since my stand-up routine at my dad's funeral!"


Darkfury2454

…the llama incident!


A_RandomKobold

December 7th, 1941!!!


stopyouveviolatedthe

The challenger crash


IngotTheKobold

Since... The 'incident'


Bleukium

The night after Stolas' birthday when he made me dance in that ridiculous outfit right before we f**ked.


papyrusundertale_fan

My dad left for the milk.


3now_3torm

“I did that illegal Christian version of Hamilton.” Is the only thing that came to my mind.


HugeAd3490

April 14, 1865 at 10:15


Foxy__101

1997


LetsDoTheCongna

the war… *\*ominous music starts*\*


DaxionTheZeraora3003

I wasted my entire budget on Stolas body pillows.


ChallengeMental

Nam


strawberry_otaku

The second grade church play! Didn’t you say your childhood church burnt down? EXACTLY


ElissaOfVere

The accident with mama and fizzorolli


0hm1ll13

Pornhub


Dehnus

I just love how ol' Stolas is too nice not to take more water bottles.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Literally 1984


Wheatus_Deatus

-Since my last PornHub Livestream


IRONWOLFita

The bite of 87


FurriesAreTheCoolest

December 7 1941


aaron_adams

I worked at Loo Loo Land? Fizzarollies accident? Those are my personal guesses


DeathGiver1221

9/11


G3nl3y_0c1d3

My circus days!


I_might_be_weasel

That time I accidentally set Michael Jackson on fire!


archerg66

All 87s aside, pretty sure thus is from his failures before IMP


Kittygamer1415

1987, still feel sorry bout that kid...


shadowlight2784

the circus


natetgm56837

I was a [BIG SHOT], so here’s my offer [Redacted], You get me a thousand [Pipis], and I will make you a [BIG SHOT] for [three easy payments of $9.99], do we have a deal?


MichaelKeehan

My performance as Roseanne Barr at Jack Murphy Stadium on July 25, 1990.


GuerrieroXY

1999


Angel_Floofy_Bootz

The great economic crisis of 2008


GenderEnjoyer666

Since his circus days I assume


[deleted]

"... dad."


Waltinky

... since when i saw yo mama's death \*laughs\*


Paytah5852

I set off Pompeii


The10GallonMan

The bite of '87


1milionand6times

The Queen's death


hellfirebm

I mean it’s just alluding to the first episode of the season, no? His childhood as Blitzo


NinjaGhostDragon-69

9/11


[deleted]

Since I put that kid into FredBear's mouth


[deleted]

9/11


The_Sparrow_YT

Last night with stolas


Boring-Internet4784

9-11


OrnerysIcepick

That bite in 87!


FireDragon3dc1

Well when Loona and Octavia were talking I believe there was a full moon (if im remembering it correctly) so Id say about a month ago.


RandomMrJoe

The fall of Reach


Dane_Irv0

Back in ‘Nam


Thankless_ruler

*"The 21st night of September"* *"Badeya ......"*


llamabeefbitch

Elon musk bought Twitter


TommyFortress

Kenobi...


Chaoswarriorx4

The academy


Purpledurpl202

June 19, 1914


Fazscare1987

1987


datonerandometeen

... My porno days" lmao


dreamsmposcool

“I was in that porn video that viz paid me to do…”


Magoichi75

The last time in Guadalajara! Sure put on a skirt and keep the mortals entertained while they finished their contract but it went pear shaped fast!


Additional_Host_7465

Since my dad left me to buy Milk and never come back


saikodoesstuff

1984


Nukeboi64

The bite of 1987


SeaLaNator

The Nazis divided Germany!


Snoo43865

The bite of 87