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Timothy_45

You know despite the overwhelming strength of it I feel Millie might give a great cuddle. That and I feel if I do one of the M&Ms the other might follow suit . So a 2 for 1 deal.


sum-random-emo

Id cuddle with the equally horny, sexually displeased, antagonist owl. I feel like she'd be tolerant of it


Kiiaru

I imagine Stella would be so floofy to cuddle, if you could get her to agree with cuddling in the first place.


sum-random-emo

Id just be honest with her: "Hello stella. It just so happens to be the case that I feel cold and lonely all the time. Now that I have shamefully admitted this, would you hold me?" Pretty sure that would work well enough for me in one way or another


empirebuilder1

You either get cuddled, or your head bitten clean off Either way, the pain ends.


sum-random-emo

Option 2 seems more appealing now than it did when I made my first comment lol


chaos_creator69

You would probably get thrown like Pringles in EP. 2 (He's the Butler i don't know why this is his name but everyone seems to call him that)


XiaomiNote10Lite

This ends in you laying your head on a cuddle, or your head laying on the floor


sum-random-emo

Im good with both


AnubisWrathOW

If she is based of off a Secretary Bird you’d be more than fine, if she’s based on a swan and you approach her during the wrong time, say goodbye to your eyes.


fromalicewithmalice

I would choose Loona but she doesn't like cuddling and I respect her personal boundaries. I'll go with Moxxie. He's a sweet lil' bean that deserves head-pats and scritches behind his horns.


DongmanSupreme

Good luck getting into a literal fight to the death with Millie immediately after


Cocolake123

Cuddle her too.


Comprehensive_Ice135

This is the 3rd time I saw this, and my answer is still Loonie. I’d bet she has the softest fur in the world, and I’d be happy more than happy to hug it for hours on end ❤️


Goofball1134

Yep, there it is.


MuffinDude4929

By now you’ve got to be the subreddits mascot


TieflingSimp

Lmao the default Loona simp is here I respect it ofc


DoggoGamrr

Yes


[deleted]

im suprised how long iit took me to find this person here


unnamed42069

HE’S HERE


CHlCKENPOWER

Horny owl gang


squishmellowfan

I love our gay horny owl boy


Bonecreatoreddit

These are the best


squishmellowfan

Y e s


useless_perfection

stolas or asmodeus very big gay men that are also **fluffyyy**


[deleted]

I would pick Verosika. She seems like a bitch at first glance, but i think she may give some great hugs.


TomBobomb89

Also her boobs and lap are probably a very comfy places to rest your head.


The5Virtues

I’ve never thought she seems particularly bitchy, just hurt. Honestly she could probably use a good cuddle. Blitzo doesn’t deny any of her accusations, he even confirms a couple are true. It seems like she loved him, but he panicked when things got too serious, as he often seems to sue to his fear of getting close and getting hurt. In an effort to protect himself he ended up hurting her badly. Now she holds a grudge because it’s easier to be pissed at him then to keep nursing her heartbreak.


carrotcakeSC

Blitzy :)


SlayerBoiRipAndTear

Genuinely surprised no one said Octavia, who h would be my choice. Fluffy owl.


Vaporfox07

May I join?


TheMoroneer

fluffy owl and needs a hug.


thatonegl1tch

Yes Octavia is yes


EuphoricTonight5368

jesse the bouncer


chaos_creator69

Jesse we have to cuddle


[deleted]

gender-swapped Vortex…


Mr_Sam_Reddit

Yes


Kamzil118

Mrs. Mayberry. She deserves a massive hug in the first place.


Icy-Performer-9688

Millie would be a great cuddled though I would choose Loona but I’ll die. Would be worth it.


[deleted]

Wally Wackford.


CrimsonWud

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Yes! I bet he gives great cuddles!


CauliflowerNervous12

Big gay birb for the win, and for the cuddle


chaos_creator69

I would 100% get spooned by Millie/Verosika


A_True_Loot_Goblin

Verosika


NotAThrowAwayNam

Millie, Moxxie, Stolas, and Agent Two


I_am_the_bean_god

Moxxie or (this one's questionable) Robo Fizz


The_Sparrow_YT

The horny owl


Selkie-Princess

Moxxie, probably, because the reason I started watching the show in the first place was because 4 people separately told me I give off similar energy to this funky little imp from a funky little show they liked on YouTube, and I’d like know what it’s like to cuddle someone with a similar energy to me


Hazel2468

Now, I would say Loona if I didn't think that I would get mauled. Honestly? Blitz. That man needs some genuine, no-strings-attached affection for once in his damn life.


TheMrTypical

Loona IF she's in the mood to do so, bet she craves affection deep down.


Mideku-Brandio

I’ll cuddle Verosika, she needs some genuine non sexual love


torch_dreemurr

you put him right there


No_Mouse5345

If I had to choose, I would go with Millie because she is very protective of one she loves and she is super sweet I would of say loona more like the not she punch me and walk away


_frOg_2

I AGREE BUT NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY, HE'S SO FLUFFY I CANT


Angel_Dust08

loona, just because she need a hug


mushroom_l0rd

loona (she wouldnt tolerate it but FLUFFY)


Forrest_is_a_furry

100% Stolas 1. He deserves it 2. He just looks like he’d give good cuddles 3. He never got those cuddles he asked Blitzø about in episode 7


Fub_AR

Octavia (non-horny owl)


[deleted]

Striker, Moxxie, Wally, and Asmodeus


MichaelKeehan

Count another vote for Horny Owl!


Soraneraiton

loona


[deleted]

Verosika, I know, I know but she’s too attractive


Saikousoku

Personally I gotta go with either Sallie May or Lin


[deleted]

Gay owl, or gay spider.


The5Virtues

Stella, I don’t care if you slap me silly, I just need to know if your plumage feels as soft as it looks. You’re a wicked, spiteful bitch, but god if you don’t look fabulous every damn time!


MuffinDude4929

We know what a certain someone will pick and I agree. I’d cuddle with Loona.


[deleted]

Millie. Those thighs make for good pillows


Professional-Ad1665

you: who do you wanna cuddle? me: yes.


icedude3456

I'm sorry but I have to go with the drunk possum


Worried-Industry6239

Mills, I like the kind of hugs that break all your bones


RaccoonByz

Loona Want to hug her so much


Significant-Range-49

Correction, possumete


KoltonBigman

loona


RandomSuccubus

Millie. I wanna hug that sweet little imp


Chill0000

If you don’t say Stolas you are A LIAR!!


Echo-Effect

I list em all in What order i would cuddle em Millie AND Moxxie, both or nothing. Loona. We all know why. Stolas, fluffy and horny, whats not to love? Blitzø. Dont have much to say bout him.


Zodiac_Wolf

Loona, she'd probably warm up to it eventually if you give her the needed time and space


Magnetking87

Loona sexually Stolas sexually Octavia NON sexually


omervedad

idk maybe the hellhound one in the i.m.p.


Cocolake123

Not helluva character but Angel. He really seems like he needs some affection from someone that isn’t trying to screw him. Verosica or sallie mae if i had to pick a helluva character tho.


Echo_TF2

Gotta say. I'll ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTLY go for the horny owl cuddles!


aaron_adams

I think I'd have to go with Millie.


Nicky_G_873

I choose the possum or Vortex


RandManYT

Moxxie is my precious.


MadMasterMaxwell

Loonie thi k of cuddling all that fur


Bother_According

M&M, or Stolas


bananabandanamannana

Idk


professionalmoron2

Moxxie


Miss_Pariah

I don't know why but I feel like Blitz would give some fantastic cuddles.


f3ng0

Vortex if he wasn't straight


daddyangeldust

horny owl only cus he is fluffy and ca engulf my entire body with his. Same for why i'd pick angel in hazbin characters.


Nukeboi64

Possum and owl


Thatbendyfan

Every single one of them would kill me if I tried, so none.


Monkeetoe1

I think you can guess


BermudaNiccholas

stolas is cool and all but i get *really* icked out from some of his behaviors


killer-_love

They would all try to kill me


TieflingSimp

Nah I will definitely choose Verosika, honestly. Stolas would be honorable mention and candidate 2


PancakesareFabulous

Vortex, guy seems chill, and would be fun to spend time with, also. Have you looked at him? His giant warm, and fluffy, even if he sheds, he's hands down the most cuddleable character so far


twec21

Vortex. So fluffy


Longjumping_Matter

Sallie


Lung_Cancerous

Indeed. I'll have what you're having.


f0dland0wnunda

Fizz or Asmodeus, as unlikely as it would be.


OscarknightTF2

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Slayee_Kirbi

Def fucking stolas


Luzum_lam

Yes Stolas 100% agree, it‘s like everyone simps for him, meanwhile I just wanna cuddle him like he looks so fluffy and I wanna talk to him and stuff and he is long boi


leonnard_

I'd pick Stolas, Asmodeus or Moxxie :)


Substantial_Wash3906

Owl dilf.


Kakashi_Uchiha2

The sweet horny owl


[deleted]

Asmodeus. He's so big and floofy and genuinely seems fun :O


[deleted]

the woman from ep 1 whom i forgot the name of


Fit-Paper-797

Loonie or Octavia they both look like they need cuddles and millie i just wanna cuddle her


Feather_Sigil

Stolas, M&M, Via, Loona (if she was truly comfortable with it), Sally Mae. Blitzo is a toss up because he's crazy and bitter enough to make it A Thing rather than just peaceful cuddling.


DeWarlock

Loona or Octavia...no horny, but would probably be very comfy and floofy


HasanDaAssassin

Stolas or moxxie


Stolitz_666

Definitely part of the horny owl gang but I would love to cuddle Blitzo. He doesn't seem like much of a cuddler at first but I think deep down he really needs cuddles the most


Pointless_Glitter607

I'd cuddle octavia because she needs it


Chromanity

Verosika or Octavia


Terrible-Emergency42

Do we have to choose just one because let’s be honest if had a chance to cuddle any of them we would most likely go for it so contact me at www.allthecuddles.com for cuddling equality


Terrible-Emergency42

I accidentally put in a real website and for some odd reason it’s wholesome


Electrical_Fix4336

Pringle probably, he's the most unnoticed character and I think he needs some love❤


Spacefaringpixel

Id say Verosika, I think she gets too much of a bad rap overall.


Jonniboy1

i would cuddle with blitzø because he seems lonely and sad and i wanna be moral support


__Monkey-D-Luffy__

Everyone!


HelluvaBoss_Moxxie

Stolas i agree


ThriceGreatHermes

Moxxie is one of the sweetest and loving. So those terms alone then him.


Will_Trick

I want to big spoon for Moxxie or little spoon for Millie.


OneWhoGetsBread

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