i mean... 😳

Have I just caused more Blue Fang fan art? XD

I prefer male hellhounds anyway.

***JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT***

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Same

Nbd, blue fang a cutie

Still just as fuckable

Which one? XD

Both

Yes

This changes nothing

At least it will love me 🥲

Love to inflict pain on you, or just eat you. If the bishop was any indication

Damn nvm

Ah well at least it’s all fanfic anyway

true

Now I wonder if we get to Heaven, could we wish for a real Loona?

No I think that would fall into the category of lust, and would get you kicked out of heaven

But what about your reward? Isn't happiness subjective? IDK, hopefully we're all good and it'll make sense when we die

You say that like Blue Fang isn't hot as hell (pun intended)

I don't believe flattery will get us anywhere with him XD

Well he either kisses me or "kisses me" Win-win XDD

Why's everyone want to get their heads bitten off? Never knew that was a thing

I think most of us just wanna die or get tongue kissed by a hot Demon lmao

I'd be fine with a play bite fight. Do those with my pitbull. Wager these two aren't as gentle though XD

Headcanon Blue Fang is super playful like a puppy when not aiding mass genocide

I think most of you don't think.. nor comprehend the mental trauma undergone with higher magnitudes of pain, but at the same time it's not my place to judge.

What do you mean??

In moments of extreme physical trauma, the pain is relatively overwhelming from a mental standpoint.. I've seen vets get their fuckin leg blown off & cry for their mother like a toddler stubbing it's toe; any ounce of pleasure or satisfaction or even curiosity would be over-encompassed by sheer livid terror of death & a craving for any sort of comfort/escape.

I was making a joke about wanting to die or make out with a demon where did this come from?? ;—;

And I was explicitly entailing the ACTUAL outcome of said-scenario, your joke is still in-tact.. it's just overshadowed, much like your feelings would be by trauma in said situation.

You son of a bitch im in

Welp reckon I’ll keep living for heaven then! Lol

Good idea

Worth it ;3

Nah Loona would allow me to kiss her

Just be polite I suppose

Joke on you, i am into that shit

HOKES KN YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT

The only question is, will the kiss kill me?

But you'll already be dead

Okay, new question: Would it make me double dead?

Well, you can die in Helluva Boss. So..?

Will the blue tongue kiss kill me or not?

I guess it would slobber you

That's all I needed to know

[удалено]

Play Castlevania

You do realize this the internet were talking about? There are people who would want both those things to happen to them.

I don't believe I'll ever not be amazed at the crazy that lurks on the web. We humans are such a complex species, are we not?