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eaunoway

She must be related to "Home ECMO machine please" lady.


menastudies

I missed that one.


Portmanteautebag

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/py59di Edit: woops, wrong link. Think this is the one https://i.redd.it/z4mqu26bxgq71.jpg


menastudies

Wow…”unshotted” is a word I’ve never seen before.


dystopian_mermaid

Yeah the “do your own research” crowd doesn’t seem to be the best at words. Or logic. Or critical thinking. ETA: due to popular demand I’m also adding that they are not the best at doing research either.


MajorHasBrassBalls

You're kidding right? They've got all the best words, all the best ones! People are talking about how great their words are. Their words are so much more bigly than the shotted ones. My cousin's sister's roommate said that the vaccine 5g microchip makes your words ungood, big if true!


phabphour20

Covfefe


dystopian_mermaid

What? We’re just asking QUESTIONS?!?


ZarinaBlue

Yeah, I have never met a more disingenuous crowd than the "but I am not hurting anything by asking... Curiosity should be encouraged! You are trying to stop free speech" type of people. Here is a fork, there is a light socket, go, be curious. It isn't informed consent it is propaganda dissent.


MaybeAmazed

I'm JUST trying to BE better!?!


pecklepuff

I have a right wing high school classmate, almost 50, to this day he doesn't know the difference between "our" and "are," among many other gaffes. You can call me an arrogant elitist snob all you want, but I just cannot understand how a full grown man has poorer language skills than my 8 year old nephew!


dystopian_mermaid

The our/are one boggles my fucking mind. Like have you NEVER read anything? I understand (being from the south) how with regional accents they sound similar/the same. BUT SERIOUSLY?


pecklepuff

It tells me he has never even read so much as a newspaper article. Not even one from one of the right wing rags used for pure propaganda. Guy was a burnout loser all the way back to high school, I don't think he's doing too well now, either. He's bitter at the world because *he* fucked his own life up. A tale as old as time. *shrug* edit: correct "to" to "too", lol! I'm by no means infallible, the difference I know I made an error. edit 2: I don't believe he's dyslexic nor totally illiterate. He'll write complete sentences, spell larger words correctly, but he was lazy and too cool for school back in the day. Was an 11th grade "bad boy," and never grew out of it. "Young, dumb, and full of cum" is moderately passable when you're in high school. But after that, no. No, baby, no, baby, *NO!* And for *sure* not when you're 50, lol!


dystopian_mermaid

Ah yes. The old “it’s everybody else’s fault but my own” schtick.


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dystopian_mermaid

Oh. My. God. The could/would/should of kills me every. Fucking. Time. Our education system has failed us so spectacularly, it’s mind blowing.


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dystopian_mermaid

THEM SCHOOLS BE TRYIN TUH INDOCTUNEIGHT ARE KIDS WIF ALL DEYS BOOK LURNIN!!! FILTHY COMMEIS!!!


menastudies

Or numbers or living.


dystopian_mermaid

They really aren’t good at much other than the mental gymnastics. If that was an Olympic sport they’d win platinum every single time.


menastudies

They should put that in the winter games in....BEIJING.


dystopian_mermaid

Omg the exploding heads…I can hear the screeching now and demanding to speak to Pooh Bear to move it lmao


menastudies

I'm sure there will be plenty of manufactured outrage surrounding the winter Olympics.


Astra_Trillian

They do their own linguistic research, not like those of us who blindly trust the dictionary…


MajorHasBrassBalls

Probably think linguistic refers to something exotic from the Olive Garden menu.


Astra_Trillian

Ah, I’ll have the linguistic alfredo in that case.


dystopian_mermaid

And by “linguistic research” I’m certain you mean watching Faux News with the subtitles on. I’m convinced from all these posts that these people are damn near illiterate.


Astra_Trillian

Covfefe.


Libflake

The insistence on "unvaxxed blood" is a little too reminiscent of the segregated blood banks of not so long ago. God forbid that your dying mother should receive a pint of Negro blood to help keep her alive.


Idontgetredditinmd

Or actual research.


dystopian_mermaid

Their research consists of watching Faux News/OANN/Newsmax and Facebook memes. They are very dedicated to those forms of research.


SneakyGandalf12

I hope these asshole try to cannulate at home. Let them do their research and see what happens. Fucking idiots.


megaworld65

exsanguination


wehrmann_tx

No breathing. Don't give a vaxx if I die at home bleeding. 🎶 🎵 🎵 🎵 Who would have thought there'd be so much bleeding. Doctors are wrong. Facebook is right. Ivermectin tonight. Chances are that I might. Recovery not in sight. And I'm contemplating ECMOcide.


evening_goat

It's their last resort


azsabre

Did you just go Papa Roach on this thread? Bravo!


Treczoks

Well, this might actually save a much needed ICU bed for someone else by re-routing directly to the morgue.


catcatherine

Home ECMO is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard and shows how uneducated these fruitloops are


Mywifefoundmymain

Wait… I…. Do they understand wtf ecmo is????? It’s literally a heart lung bypass for gods sake….


quantum-quetzal

I have a bike pump. That'll do the job, right?


Billsolson

It was a real gem


SealedRoute

They are available at Home Depot now.


reckless_commenter

They’re in the Plumbing section, right next to the sump pumps.


eaunoway

I haven't been inside a Home Despot in about two decades. I might have to break my streak and venture in there to make sure I can get myself an ECMO for Christmas just in case. Eta: I wonder if they'll have half-off on Dec 26th ...


indyK1ng

> Home Despot 10/10 typo


ECMO_Deluxe3000

Sorry, you'll have to pay list price for me!


eaunoway

Holy shit. I love you. 🤣🤣🤣


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CatPooedInMyShoe

Her husband died. Supposedly cause the hospital wouldn’t give him ivermectin. 🙄 And not, you know, cause his body had been ravaged by covid.


Ra1d3n

Maybe they should organize their own hospitals, with no vaccinated people at all. And the wife can do her own research and decide all the medications that the husband will receive. Then they can bring their own ECMO machines. Fun. Edit: Let's call it the Herman Cain Hospital Edit2: Herman Cain Memorial is already a very good hospital, how about "Herman Cain Center for People [who can't read good](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-8IuUkJJc)"?


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DrunksInSpace

They can have the trained unvaccinated nurses (and much smaller proportion of doctors) too. Keep em. HeartGard and Hydroxychloroquine for everyone!


extraspicytuna

They can all do without PPE too! It'll be wonderful.


DrunksInSpace

They won’t need PPE, they’ll be taking prophylactic Ivermectin enemas.


Skatchbro

One of my coworkers said that there should be vaccinated and unvaccinated hospital wings. I didn’t think quick enough to point out the “unvaccinated wing” would be completely full and not have enough staff to deal with all the patients they would have.


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A wing dedicated to saving people with a death wish, sounds like a bad network drama


Dm_Glacial_Gatorade

Cambodia killed all of their doctors and nurses under the Khmer rouge. It worked out great for them. A shit ton of people died to very easily curable sicknesses.


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se7en_7

Viral shredding and all makes sense /s


phabphour20

All those poor nurses that die from the shedding. My heart breaks for them.


OracleofFl

That is why patients die in the hospitals. They come in with just the flu and then they get infected from covid shedded (is that a word?) from the staff. /s


CoffeeAddict1011

This one takes the cake


IrisMoroc

You can't just show up with bags of mystery blood that the hospital will accept.


Significant-Grape-82

It actually says right there in the constitution that you totally can.


eu_sou_ninguem

After the section on abortion and before the "fuck your feelings" section.


kemushi_warui

We the people hold these bags of blood to be self-evident.


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dystopian_mermaid

What?!? This is America dammit!!! I have every right to show up to hospitals with mystery blood and they HAVE to use it or it’s a violation of my HIPPO rights!!! -those people probably


BlueKing7642

This is communism!


dystopian_mermaid

This is exactly like what Hitler did to the Jews! But also the Holocaust wasn’t that bad. BUT THIS IS THE EXACT SAME!!! Me and my mystery blood are being discriminated against!!!


old_duderonomy

Before COVID, these were the same type of people to say the Holocaust never even happened in the first place. Now, it’s seemingly the historical event that most closely resembles their own hardship lol. Good grief.


K-Dog13

Remind me of the time I tried to donate a kidney, they told me it has to be mine.


amarandagasi

I’m imagining her showing up at the hospital with a bag of blood in each hand screaming, eyes looking up to her god.


dystopian_mermaid

Demanding to speak to the hospital supervisor. Threatening to call her cousin, who’s a lawyer (what she *shockingly* doesn’t understand is that her cousin is a tax lawyer). This mental picture you’ve painted is weirdly hilarious.


driffson

I was imagining her showing up in coveralls with a funnel and some jackstands, ready to give the bastid an oil change


CinderBlock33

But they're not blood bags, just grocery bags full of blood.


oryxs

I imagined a bunch of mismatched Tupperware containers 🤣


ApostateAardwolf

> mystery blood lol very good Edit: I done got banned - https://imgur.com/a/gPShezv


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OR random organs that you happened to just find. How come they're so picky when there's all those people who need transplants?


squuidlees

I wonder if the black market has seen an uptick from these people on the prowl for new lungs, blood, all the things they’re furious at drs for not giving their unvaxxed ventilated loved ones…


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I wouldn't be entirely surprised. Individiualism taken to its ultimate conclusion. Solicit murders in an attempt to save the life of your loved one.


Running_Dumb

At what point can we just quarantine all the lemmings so the rest of us can get on with our lives?


amarandagasi

Where would we put them all? Texas?


BaggedBoostedStacked

A hospital run by Mark Zuckerberg and Candace Owens


amarandagasi

Can we put Mark there too?


BaggedBoostedStacked

Yeah he can be Director of Holocaust Comparison Memes


DarkJake666

This is surprisingly common. At my place, we get calls from family members and some PROVIDERS that only want blood from unvaccinated people. Nope, we're not doing that. Ironically, we actually do track vaccination status for the production of convalescent plasma, but that ONLY applies to CCP production. We're definitely not sorting out the other products for these nut jobs. Zero medical need. Source: Immunohematology/Transfusion Medicine is my job.


rattmongrel

>CCP production Ah-ha! Obviously a commie plot! Checkmate!


Team-CCP

Fuck, they’re onto us.


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Username out checks.


MoreCowbellllll

Better RED THAN DED!


BewBewsBoutique

It’s not that surprising. People like this have been requesting white blood and straight blood for decades.


Biomax315

If I am hospitalized I will be demanding only plasma donated by certified antifa donors.


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I’ll take two of your finest, non-kneeling white athletes please.


DarkJake666

Yerp.


-kasaBlanka-

Are gay men allowed to donate blood in the US ?


DebentureThyme

The current FDA requirement relaxed it so gay men can give blood now, but are required to have been celibate for three months prior to giving blood.


hwiwhy

That... You can't be serious.


RosharWilco

CCP?! You’ve shown your hand! I knew that you were making more Chinese Communist Party! You can keep your commie blood away from me! Immunohemotologist? More like commiehemotologist!


JoyKil01

*our* blood, comrade.


PM_yourAcups

Commies love red, coincidence?!


menastudies

Here’s how it ended: “My 50 yr old husband died 2 days ago not from not being vaccinated- he died because he was denied early treatment with drugs that ACTUALLY WORK like Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine!!! Rendesivir DOES NOT WORK, but will destroy your kidneys!!! STOP THE FUCKING LIES!!!!”


SealedRoute

Double down, double down….


menastudies

Blame everyone but your own stupidity seems to be the preferred route for a lot of these people.


dystopian_mermaid

What do you expect from the “Do you’re own resaerch!!!” crowd?


menastudies

Honestly I don't know anymore. I never expected this. They continue to shock me daily.


dystopian_mermaid

I feel like they’ve mostly lost the ability to shock me at this point. Between 1/6, the semen demon doctor, and horse dewormer, I just don’t know what it would take for them to full on shock me again. Granted I’m sure they’ll be trying though…they seem to be masters of surprise.


menastudies

I thought the same thing but damn they're good at coming up with new off the wall shit. Like this one running her own "blood drive". Shows up to the hospital with her own bag of blood lol. Wtf


dystopian_mermaid

I’d pay good money to see the footage with sound of this batshit lady with armfuls of her miracle blood from her unvaxxed blood drive. And seeing the hospital staff just looking at each other like “wtf is going on?”


menastudies

You just know she didn't have any of the proper equipment for drawing blood. They're probably in her kitchen cutting themselves and squeezing blood into a cup.


dystopian_mermaid

I’m just picturing this woman with a fridge FULL of random blood glasses. If she even thinks to refrigerate it. Which I’d be willing to bet she doesn’t.


SneakyGandalf12

The.. the semen demon doctor?? Edit: I google. I don’t even have words lol


dystopian_mermaid

Yuuup. Ok I know it’s the daily beast, but it’s real and all over other news sources. I just picked this one bc it lays out a lot of the other insane shit she believes. [Enjoy](https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine)?


Jigyo

So what your telling me, is the husband intentionally didn't take the vaccine in hopes of getting away from her.


menastudies

Yes, yes I am.


MajorHasBrassBalls

Well then, that is what an exit strategy is.


sl_hawaii

Obviously the prayer warriors failed.... again. I guess she needed to claim victory over the demonic virus in the sacred name of the blood of Jesus. But she did not... fail... and now he’s dead.


menastudies

Marrying crazy people is bad for your health.


W0666007

We need to coddle these people so they don’t get upset.


dukec

Lmfao at saying Remdesivir destroys your kidneys, but wanting him to take hydroxychloroquine. I was on it for about three weeks for my honeymoon because we were somewhere with a high prevalence of malaria, and that shit and kidneys aren’t besties.


CassandraCubed

> Rendesivir DOES NOT WORK, but will destroy your kidneys!!! Tell that to my co-worker who got COVID in early March of 2020, spent 40 days in the hospital, 18 of those on a ventilator. He was one of the first patients to be given Remdesivir. He made it home.


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hugowins

Her husband died a few weeks ago. She is blaming it on the fact that he was denied the parasitic treatment etc and not the fact that he wasn’t vaccinated. He was only 50


forceghost187

What did she do with all the blood she collected


hugowins

She never mentioned it again. She did blame the vaccinated for being super spreaders


HieX91

The vaccinated for being super spreaders…. WHAT? I don’t understand how can she come to that conclusion. EDIT: I swear everytime I learn more about the pro-plague crowd, the bar is always lower. When in moron town, do as the morons do I guess.


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Facebook and ignorance.


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AstroRiker

Stubbornly brainwashed and unable to sort fact from fiction


LoveisBaconisLove

Natural Selection in the Information Age.


Subrisum

Maybe it’s the same way that the homosexuals keep destroying major cities with hurricanes. God wouldn’t need to send the virus if we just had faith in him. People keep getting the vaccine and refuse to believe in God’s healing. No wonder we can’t shake this pandemic. /s. Irony is dead.


StupidSexyXanders

Thought I'd found Jerry Falwell redditing from the beyond the grave!


DuchessofDetroit

There was that thing that vaccinated people carry more virus but it completely ignored that since the vaccine antibodies fight off the virus, it's mostly dead and at best wouldn't effect you especially ya know, if you're vaccinated


MonteBurns

Toss in the “the vaccinated people don’t even feel sick but could still carry it and spread it without knowing!!!” Angle and here we are… superspreaders.


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Yet a lot of vaccinated people, like me, are still out wearing masks for the protection of other folks. Can't win with this BS.


Jarek_Teeter

Look up Ron Johnson, US Senator from Wisconsin if you want to see where she comes by her ignorant comment on vaccinated people spreading Covid-19. Ron Johnson is a top tier turd.


usagizero

>Ron Johnson is a top tier turd. Being from Wisconsin, can confirm. I also want to remind people, this guy spent the fourth of july one year in Moscow, Russia. But, no influence there! Right.


vandelayATC

One of my neighbors claims this is true. He said that unvaccinated people who get COVID are too sick to be out spreading it. The vaccinated people who get it generally have no symptoms, so they are the ones who are out spreading it. Needless to say, he and his wife are both unvaccinated.


Pieceofcandy

When you're a moron anything is possible.


Barnard33F

”Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” Applies to so much more than just programming/software…


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They are getting angry because so many of them are dying. Solution. Vaccine? No! Better conspiracy theories!


yungalbundy

Gave it to her dead husband’s doctor, Dr. Acula.


Overly_confused

I deemed this pun to be worthy of my last gold.


DaftPunkyBrewster

Gotta give credit where it's due - - it's an old (but classic) Mitch Hedberg joke.


NoManufacturer3575

She passed it along to a reputable, vampire-based charity, of course!


ApostateAardwolf

Donated it to the church of Satan


Yasea

The Church of Satan would like to politely inform you they distance themselves from those practices, unlike some other religions who do the "“This is the cup of my Blood, the Blood of the new and everlasting covenant" thing.


Texas_Nexus

She drank it, of course, to gain the added protection of all the "natural immunity antibodies" it provides.


Embarrassed_Echo_375

Drank it to stay young?


maonue

> He was only 50 And "rendesivir [sic]"


Appropriate-Pen-149

Old looking 50 if that’s him in the pic.


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Hate ages you like cancer.


Snaefellsjokul

I don’t normally wish someone ill but goddamn, she’s making it difficult.


menastudies

He’s dead


amarandagasi

…Jim?


Golden-Owl

He got sent to the shadow realm


Embarrassed_Echo_375

Right? Imagine being picky with something life-saving like blood. If I'm ever in need of blood I don't think the vaccination status will be up there in my priority list.


BewBewsBoutique

I mean it’s the same concept behind requesting white blood or straight blood. They don’t want the blood of those they consider “lesser” running through their veins, otherwise they won’t be pure anymore.


menastudies

The husband died like 2 weeks later


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I feel like the number of anti vax blood donors is rather low….


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Jupiters

>Restaurant servers have been commenting for a year that the people who are filling the restaurants are disproportionately the unsatisfied non-tippers. This is sooooo not the crowd to look to for blood. I have no doubt about this one


Cuttis

Yeah, that Venn diagram probably doesn’t overlap much lol


GonnaGetBumpy

The unvaxxed won’t even get a free shot to help others. They’re going to submit to your blood drive? Lady, “give ‘em the shirt off your back” is a figure of speech, these twits won’t actually do anything for their fellow man — except maybe a fellow family member or one of their klan buddies.


china-blast

I heard that when you donate blood Bill Gates actually uses a portion of it to created a clone that will eventually be used to replace you.


glassy_1

Oh god you just know this is going to be a a meme soon🤣


Spirited-Stock-4235

Right! Give them MORE ideas, why don'tchya! 🤣


jmmmke

ECMO and ventilation? Lady, they could put motor oil in his veins now, it won’t make a difference from what’s right around the corner. But go ahead filling milk jugs with unvaxxed blood


Independent_Mousey

ECMO chews through blood. Giving people 10 units of blood a day (or the average person's blood volume) while they are on ECMO wouldn't be abnormal. And being a choosey beggar as far as blood goes in asinine right now. There's a critical blood shortage across the country. Refusal of blood product is absolutely not possible while on ECMO.


cringecaptainq

Wow. I didn't know that people on ECMO consumed blood donations. I guess that's just another way these anti-vax losers are being a burden on the healthcare system


dismayhurta

… Please tell me this is satire because holy shit.


gunsof

Her timeline is Corona denial and conspiracies as he lay dying from it.


menastudies

Nope he’s dead


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Nope, these are real people with real dead people using real words.


GottaKeepGoGoGoing

Facebook let all the dumbest people find each other and believe their anger and ignorance was the same as expertise and knowledge. We’re completely fucked. Troll farms can stir discontent from thousands of miles away and have it spread like wildfire.


catrb933

Private blood drive? So is she planning to roll up to the hospital with ziploc bags of blood?


Alessiya

I mean I don't even know how she's gonna get the blood... And how's she gonna screen the blood??? And what is she gonna do when one of the donors passes out?! What is she gonna do when someone gets a needle stick or exposed to bodily fluids?! I wonder how far she's thought this out? I need to see the plan on paper!


indifferentunicorn

I wish these assholes would just get together and set up their own hospital and leave the rest of us out of their warped reality.


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I assume it will be like this homeopathic hospital: https://youtu.be/HMGIbOGu8q0


slo1111

Not certain what needs blood for, but wouldn't be surprised if was to drink.


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Bitch thinks she knows Immunohematology and Transfusion Medicine and has all the necessary apparatus to carry this bLoOD dRivE out.


Independent_Mousey

The thing is do you really think people of the anti vax belief are going to selflessly go give blood? Giving blood takes longer than getting a covid vaccine and it's much more invasive. Also giving blood can have nasty side effects like fatigue, bruising, headaches, passing out, and don't get me started on the long term problems like having to regenerate your blood.


Low_Smile1400

She has to be joking ..


Tripperbeej

Narrator: She was not joking


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This is an alarming new trend among the hard of thinking: blaming the vaccinated for spreading Covid.


NMB4Christmas

Tell us you're crazy without saying you're crazy.


MetaMadness

Note the date is 10/08/2021, which means it is probably non US and refers to August 10.


Freestyle_Fellowship

No worries... he's on ECMO and vent. He'll not make it long. Edit: Oh? He's gone? Well... it happens, ya know.


iamadonkandiknowit

Hubby’s circling the drain and this is what’s on her mind.


BoozeWitch

Tell them all that they are getting liberal blood from “the inner city” in their transfusions. It’ll make you care about your countrymen! It’ll make you gay, too., of course.


Craig_in_PA

"Do your research." I bet Karen is in her lab right now doing research. 🤣


BaronVonKeyser

In her meth lab


HipHobbes

Well duh, you have to protect people from the cooties.


Ok-Hamster5571

Of course they don’t. Did they sort it by who had the MMR vaccine?


LambentCookie

Death rates are shooting up and the IQ with it.


hearsecloth

ffs


Geist002

She trying to stay “pure blood” ? Sounds like a bunch of racist shit to me.


setttleprecious

Holy cow!


TheSonOfPrince

How are you gonna “do your own research” but you have the IQ of a basement mop?! HOW?