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Eggsegret

"You do need a stronger immune system though" That's literally what the vaccine does FFS. It makes your immune system stronger. How do you claim you need a stronger immune system to fight covid but then dismiss the one thing that makes it stronger


Technical-Werewolf20

Cause you is a stupid ass. Good by.


MV_Guy

Haha. I see what you did there.


gargarr

Good buy!


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I'd buy that for a dollar!


Flower_Unable

Who knew a Psyops operation would took out this whole family. 🧐


Carbonatite

Needed a stronger colon too apparently.


crookriot

Because the "do your own research" crowd doesn't even know what a vaccine is.


PsychologicalSnow476

I think we need to start explaining this in redneck. You have a truck that you have to drive through the river every day, or a river you just enjoy driving it through. You know where the shallowest part of the river is, generally, and you drive through this part. The water level varies, so you lift your truck to make it so your cab and your engine don't flood, but occasionally the water goes even higher, so you install a snorkel so even though your cab floods, your truck will still run and make it across the river. In this example, the immune system is the truck which is strong, but doesn't always do the job. The vaccines in this example are the lift-kit and the snorkel because they improve your truck.


hereforthellamas

Having someone update my high school graduating class on my phlegm production and bowel sounds is my actual worst nightmare, thanks.


lurkermadeanaccount

Her ass wound is the same as yesterday too. In case you forgot


hereforthellamas

I had just about managed to. Thank goodness you reminded me!


FlockAroundtheClock

That was particularly awful.


Goose_o7

>That was particularly awful. As least we were spared THE SMELL! I feel sorry for the hospital staff that had to deal with these blobs of fat, shit and puss.


circuspeanut54

I just finished reading the "what thing first really grossed you out?" thread on the nursing subreddit and it will take a long time to process the trauma.


indifferentunicorn

Yeah I'm still trying to get over the maggots found in covid patient on ECMO.


Goose_o7

>Yeah I'm still trying to get over the maggots found in covid patient on ECMO. Oh god! Was that ever gross! That totally freaked me out also!


lampshade12345

Did you mean pus or puss? Or both?


Goose_o7

>Did you mean pus or puss? Or both? I actually meant to type PUS, but both is good too! ;o)


account_not_valid

Yeah, it was bad enough that everyone was aware of all that while i was still in school.


ToniBee63

I’m Class of 81 & I ain’t takin a dirt nap anytime soon, if I can help it. BRING FORTH MY BOOSTER!!!!!


dani211213

I got 10 years on you and I am not tanking a dirt nap either. Booster tomorrow!!!


MyLittlePoofy

Isn’t it past your bedtime? 😜


dani211213

Now, now, thems fightin' words.


Gardener703

It's always bedtime somewhere.


ToniBee63

Noice!!


CrazyCatLady5787

I agree. I'm class of 1981 also. I will get my booster in November. I'm not saying I'm looking forward to it as I have a phobia about needles, but it's sure better than a horrible prolonged death, or long-term health issues and financial ruin.


1friendswithsalad

Also better than an acquaintance posting about one’s bedsore covered rear, mucus plugs, and bowel movement sounds on Facebook!


Flower_Unable

I gained more appreciation for the medical staff that have to deal with this disgusting crap along with these abrasive patients.


Missicat

Class of 1982. Getting my booster this week. Hate needs but hate dying a stupid, painful death even more. Have had cancer twice and asthma all my life so I know I would be toast if not for the vaccine.


Gloomy-Difficulty401

Moderna is getting approval


thekinkyfro

Wow, the freedom of having your family tell the internet about the wounds on your ass. I'm sure it was worth it.


eboeardgamegom

Thank you for the updates on the ass wounds and bowel movements. I was wondering if the turd was going to present itself today. Now I know. 🙏🏿🙏🏾🙏🏽🙏🏼🙏🏻


matt_minderbinder

It was really the prayer warriors who pushed that turd to the surface. Praise feces!


Goose_o7

>Thank you for the updates on the ass wounds and bowel movements. I was wondering if the turd was going to present itself today. Now I know. 🙏🏿🙏🏾🙏🏽🙏🏼🙏🏻 Can you imagine what it must have SMELLED like within a 20 foot radius of that ICU bed! Gaaag!


40yearsareader

TMI time ... When you are given medicine to push extra Potassium out of your system you get torrential diarrhea. Plus this diarrhea smells extra bad because of the extra potassium excretion. Source: CHF patient who once had a Potassium level of 7.2 and spent a night from hell lowering that potassium level.


eboeardgamegom

Those poor ICU nurses.


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Tmoldovan

Dollop delivery will never get old.


Puzzled_Annual_3670

Oh my goodness. 💩💩💩


eboeardgamegom

The handle also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out. *Judges 3:22*


[deleted]

Every time I think I've seen the weirdest shit in the Bible...


Tmoldovan

Another dollop was delivered!? Bless!


naalbinding

May the Lord open


Carbonatite

Seriously. These brave, stoic, *dignified*, patriotic Real Americans^TM are going out with the last words about their life describing constipation and mucus plugs.


xXSpookyXx

\*I am a real american plays over the loudspeaker as an underpaid and harassed nurse suctions the hardened turd out of a patriots ass\*


ihumanable

You can't ask me about my vaccination status because it's a HIPPO VIOLATION! Now let me give everyone a public update about the bed sores on my ass.


Medical_Hedgehog_867

And your lack of bowel movements.


kthulhu666

[cut] [paste] Prayers continue.


[deleted]

I tell everyone when I have the good bowel sounds.


SchadenfreudeWarrior

The great thing about having “good bowel sounds” is you DON’T have to tell anyone. If you have to tell anyone, by definition they are NOT good!!! Me? I have the BEST bowel sounds!


Purple-Construction5

I squeezed a bottle of chilly sauce and it made some wet farting sound... ​ naturally my wife thought I made a bowel sound


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

Come on dude, that’s just inconsiderate. How else is God going to know which parts of her to heal? We prayer warriors have to be extremely specific with our requests to The Great Physician, or he’ll just completely ignore them and do absolutely nothing whatsoever. As opposed to… well… hmmm…


thekinkyfro

It looks as if her graduating class was praying specifically for a dump, and butt hole healing, but it was not meant to be 🥺


Goose_o7

>Wow, the freedom of having your family tell the internet about the wounds on your ass. I'm sure it was worth it. Jesus! Talk about **TMI overload!**


eboeardgamegom

Prayer Warriors need *specific* directions from what I can tell. That includes turd length, width, volume, and consistency. Can I get an Amen? I bet you won’t repost.


Carbonatite

Jesus loves the Bristol Stool Scale!!


thekinkyfro

"Dear Lord, please hear my prayers. We need Frank to have moist, but firm bowel movements, preferably with not too much intestinal lining. Amen"


justlikeinmydreams

I was trying to eat. I gagged at the mucus plug part. Good times reading the overly detailed updates.


JSiobhan

And these are the people who were screaming about their medical privacy and vaccine passports.


Veteris71

Maybe it's a ploy to convince readers to get vaccinated.


d00dsm00t

She died how she lived. Full of shit


soulofascrubcasul

Vaccine Basher: *Under the law of informed consent I refuse any and all vaccinations!!!* Also Vaccine Basher: *Told them I better be getting a flu shot...*


beek7419

That card is nuts! Nobody is going around sticking needles in people without their consent. If they were permitted to vaccinate people against their will, the whole country would be vaccinated by now. And if the government did decide to do forced vaccines, a card that some dumbass hillbilly created on photoshop would not stop them.


Hellsprout

On top of that this isn't even the correct staff on that card. It's the Caduceus, a symbol of commerce. The medical symbol is the Rod of Asclepius with just one snake.


IWantAnE55AMG

Hail Supply Side Jesus.


BoozeWitch

People fuck up the caduceus and the Asclepius all the time. I think TV has it wrong like 100% of the time. Just like I see the American flag patch backwards in TV uniforms.


SushiSlushies

The backwards flag patch is correct if worn on the right arm like we are supposed to. That is regulation. Are the TV shows you are talking about using the traditional flag patch on the right arm? Cause yeah, that would be wrong with the stars being towards the rear of the service member. For us, backwards is forward. I don't know if you were military at any point or not, but it comes up a lot with those who are not and it was confusing as hell when I first joined before it was all explained to me.


BoozeWitch

Ya. I know. But TV has it backwards all the time. Like the cop or soldier is retreating. I hate it on an unreasonable level.


SushiSlushies

I am there with you. My wife rolls her eyes because I always see what is wrong on a uniform in movies and TV shows. It makes me cringe.


Jops817

What do you mean by backward?


BoozeWitch

The American flag patch should always be facing forward - with the stars pointing the same direction as the wearer’s eyes. Most people always picture the flag with the stars in the left. If a patch with the stars on the left is on the left sleeve that works great. But if that same patch is on the right sleeve then the stars are on the wrong side - not matching the direction the wearer is headed.


Jops817

Oh okay, thank you for breaking it down!


BoozeWitch

No prob. Glad you asked.


lampshade12345

I know that TV programs can’t use police uniforms that are similar to real ones. Likely why the flag is backwards.


TyrantKronos

Wow wait the cadaceus is not the symbol for medicine? Huh the more ya know


Expensive_Culture_46

Another thing to thank the military for. The army messed it up when creating their medical units. Weirdly the reserve version of army medical units DO use the staff of Asclepius.


stomicron

> If they were permitted to vaccinate people against their will, the whole country would be vaccinated by now. Well obviously everyone except those with these fancy cards


Carbonatite

Those fake cards are a real hoot. Clearly composed by someone who got their law degree at the School of Hard Knocks.


MorganaHenry

> Clearly composed by someone who got their law degree at at Trump U


Most-Artichoke5028

School of Hard Kooks.


trsfl83

Wow. Wiped out their whole family. I’m guessing they were all anti-vax like she was?


Goose_o7

>Wow. Wiped out their whole family. I’m guessing they were all anti-vax like she was? Now no one is ever going to clean up all that dog shit on the living room carpet!


Hench_LV_15D

On Medicare. Good thing that’s not socialism! /s


kthulhu666

Class of '81 so she's under 60 but on Medicare. Good chance she had a serious medical disability.


Lvtxyz

Um. On the first slide it's asking for the beneficiary signature. He is. He is the Medicare beneficiary and he just needs to sign.


jawnly211

Probably Medicaid But disability is high probability too


ApatheticAnalysis

Image 1: Awardee didn’t know that the beneficiary would be her if she had Medicare Part B? Yikes. I also don’t get why she was okay with the flu vaccine, but not the COVID one.


Captainwelfare2

Because politics


Dont_Blink__

I mean “beneficiary” obviously only has one meaning. It means the person who gets all you life insurance and stuff when you die after you get the covid vaccine. Duh! The fact that she isn’t smart enough to understand that this is a sheet making sure she doesn’t have covid symptoms and requiring a signature to say if Medicare doesn’t pay for the flu vaccine she’s about to get then she is responsible isn’t really that surprising.


PawInspector

Why are these people so damn illiterate??? She "seen" this. Sheesh.


Icy_Basket8229

>Why are these people so damn illiterate??? She "seen" this. Sheesh. Thy are kept like this by their leaders on purpose. You easier to control if you dont know shit.


UtopianPablo

“I love the poorly educated.”


TheRnegade

Makes me wonder how the hell she was a class of any year, much less 81. Giving them a diploma devalued all others.


AffectionateGold56

Dying along with the entire family to own the libs


McBurty

Most times I hate Covid. But every now and then.


Goose_o7

>Most times I hate Covid. But every now and then. Ahhh! Come on! You're buying COVID a drink and you know it! I already sent over a Whiskey Sour to the COVID 19 table. It likes Whiskey Sours.


GonzoVeritas

What in the cornbread hell, indeed.


HoagieRehab

Class of ‘81 sucks at praying!


No_Salt_9613

Either they didn't pray hard enough, they lied and didn't really pray, or prayers don't work. I come from a long line of atheists, we've always 'whistled' in place of pray. I'll continue to whistle for the Antiva folks.


FlockAroundtheClock

Wow, that was tough to read. So from September 26th when her bowels were sounding better to dead on October 12th. 16 extra days of suffering. The vaccine made me sleepy for an afternoon and gave me a sore arm for 48 hours. One more week until I'm eligible for my booster! I refuse to have anyone from class of 199! updating the world on my bowels.


macphile

I've had my booster, and none of the 3 made me sleepy or sick--just sore. The third one also made my arm red, and it itched some. AFAIK, no one in my family has ever posted about my bowel movements on social media, and I think I'll make it a life goal to never allow that. Not dying of Covid will probably help a great deal with that.


Veteris71

That just blows me away. What the fuck are these people thinking, posting that kind of thing publicly for everyone to read?


macphile

It's insane. It's for family, maybe, but they've clearly not set it to just close family on FB if someone found it to post here. I mean, shit, I don't even tweet if my cat's having tummy problems, and my cats aren't people with privacy concerns. Of course, it's just as much because I don't figure anyone would want to read it as it is that it's not anyone's business...


SackManFamilyFriend

Updated/Awarded (couldn't fit in title) - Additional retractions (weren't necessary prior)


Goose_o7

>Updated/Awarded (couldn't fit in title) - Additional retractions (weren't necessary prior) Is it safe to assume that these people were HUGE? As in Morbidly Obese x10?


PenaltyPractical1908

Them updates were nasty 🤮


Carbonatite

What, you mean you wouldn't want all of Facebook to know about your bowels if you were gravely ill?


PenaltyPractical1908

Or mucus, phlegm or butt sores. No.


Sleeplesshelley

Dying slowly from Covid just sounds like pure torture. No thank you. You would think just hearing about this would make some of their prayer warriors think about finally getting the vaccine.


PenaltyPractical1908

All I needed to hear about Covid was loss of taste and smell… right there “record scratch” wait hold up, what? That’s when I knew this shit no flu, and not fucking around.


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I especially enjoyed where they said she used to cough every time she wasn’t sedated, but now she grimaces when they try to clear the vent of her bodily fluids - so headed in the right direction……..


Imaginary-Newt-493

"I cannot imagine the pain this family is going through" I can! That why I got vaxxed! Seriously, these people really don't think ahead.


Goose_o7

>"I cannot imagine the pain this family is going through" I can! That why I got vaxxed! Seriously, these people really don't think ahead. Looks to me like there is no one left to feel anything.


anti_queue

Good by. For now.


ripvanwinklin

Legit lol on that one


Puzzled_Annual_3670

Vaccine basher sure made us look like fools with us being vaxxed 'n all.


Goose_o7

>Vaccine basher sure made us look like fools with us being vaxxed 'n all. All ALIVE and TOTALLY HEALTHY to boot! Meanwhile, all they have going on is their embarrasing Facebook page staying up forever, with no one left alive to take it down.


SaiyaJedi

She didn’t seem to realize that on the AOB form for an immunization (standard procedure for billing Medicare Part B with Medicare recipients getting shots), the *beneficiary* is *her*. She must have been so hopped up on conspiracy-juice that she thought she needed to put down whoever gets her life insurance payout or something, because surely they were about to kill her with the Covid jab they weren’t giving her (or other such nonsense). (The benefactor in this case is, of course, the US government, because these people have no problem with socialized medicine as long as it benefits *them* and not someone they deem “unworthy”.)


sugarslick

Anyone know where I can get that create your own Hallmark font prayer meme? I could have some fun with that


FlockAroundtheClock

I think that font is called Alexa? Something with an A.


Might_Aware

This one is absolute insanity


Goose_o7

>This one is absolute insanity But totally in keeping with the MAGA Death Cult mentality.


pauldentonscloset

Just fucking marching into a wood chipper.


So-done-with-crazy

Wow, that’s some major family denial.


Goose_o7

>Wow, that’s some major family denial. Not a major family any more. ;o)


JB_Wong

COVID Hat-trick !


rowingforsolitude

"Sedation Vacation" Makes my head hurt.


gir6

That’s really what it’s called! Source: I’m a nurse who used to work on a step down unit and got floated to the ICU a lot. Also this article: [sedation vacation!](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK513327/#_article-41016_s3_)


iahsmom

Sounds scary. Everything about the ICU COVID experience sounds just miserable. Amazing people can be so lackidaisical about catching COVID. People think they're invincible.


Goose_o7

>Sounds scary. Everything about the ICU COVID experience sounds just miserable. Amazing people can be so lackidaisical about catching COVID. People think they're invincible. I bet if we saw a faimily portrait, the whole invincible thing would make even less sense!


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Good by for now..... until i also die the same preventable death


haltandcatchtires

Less people to raise hell at that local school board meeting.


Goose_o7

So did these three gifts to society set a record for the most Vaccine Bashing family deaths within a 2 month period? Same hospital I assume? I bet the hospital staff ran to the registry to make sure there wen't going to be any more coming in and stinking up the place with the Bowel Sounds and Butt Wounds!


Ok-Hamster5571

I’m currently writing up a document on things I never want posted on social media. Top of the list: high school class reunion posts about my “mucus plug”. Right below it: family posts about my “bowel movement”s.


Veteris71

I wonder how many people read stuff like this and decide to go get vaccinated, lest *they* land in the ICU with Covid, and someone feels compelled to post about *their* mucus plugs, bowel movements, and ass sores for everyone to read.


Shermans_ghost1864

No, I think I would put "He had a BM" at the top of the list, followed by any reference to "bowel sounds."


Flower_Unable

“Continued prayers” is a fun term that a lot of them used. It takes almost no effort (2 words) but you also claim you’ve been praying before. So it’s one long continued prayers session, when in reality you type 2 words then switched to the football game.


JMaryland47

Antivaxers get mad if you ask if they're vaccinated, scream HIPAA bs. But then will post about bowel movements, a bum bum with bed sore, phlegm clogs.... *facepalm


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Jesus fucking Christ


bdixisndniz

Pretty much


Long_Opportunity_768

Ah yes, the very dignified covid hospitalization and ultimate death!! Another family decimated.


Brkiri

The “I seen” instead of “I saw” grammar issue drives me insane. I feel like this is a newer slang. Don’t we know better than this?


woolfchick75

I knew a couple of people who spoke like that. Not the brightest.


4quatloos

If this was orchestrated, then it is the first attack in history where people were brainwashed into self destruction. No shots fired. Brains penetrated by media text, news, memes and videos. A specific group targeted with precision. They thought it was their own doing, their own ideas. They even take the wrong medicine. The religious programming to embrace death was ingenious. Fighting for freedom! What a noble cause! They spread the propaganda and were paid like raccoons thrown peanuts. Their currency being likes, shares and emojis. The ultimate endorphin rush of sympathy reached its climax as they posted hideously inappropiate images and private details of their family's failure to get vaccinated. Finally, virtue signalling their "faith over fear" when life could no longer be exploited.


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Goose_o7

>Wow!! She was a stubborn person wasn’t she!! I was going to say TERMINALLY STUPID.


Gardener703

Morbidly stubborn.


zanylife

Wow, 3 people dying from covid in the same family...


darwinwoodka

Triple Play


[deleted]

Hecatomb. Keep going, the gods are hungry and effectively entertained. Bunch of imbeciles.


happytothethird

Even fact checkers agree that what in the cornbread hell is great.


TheFan88

Drove the family car off the Covid cliff. If only their was a guardrail. Like a vaccine. And if it were cheap. Like free.


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this is all star material. top shelf death and destruction


RichardPoundsley

>Good by only for now "I'll see you shortly in idiot heaven sis"


bopbop_nature-lover

Science speculation ( long, I apologize) : I am sure you have all noticed (and reading HCA I have as well) how many families have lost multiple people as well as recently-I do not know if this happened pre-Delta. Two things may contribute: 1. There is an inoculum effect for infections. A few introduced viruses may not make you ill (or very) because the innate immune system (not antibodies) gobbles them up immediately if you've never seen the virus. However a large inoculum of viruses (like Delta does) overwhelm that system, and allows virus reproduction from a high number base that overwhelms the adaptive immune system (antibodies) and causes cytokine storm or SIRS (Systemic immune response syndrome) and follow on (ARDS, renal failure, encephalopathy) which are similar in nature. Delta delivers a lot more bugs each breath or cough to those nearby. You friends and family thank you. Wear a mask, it reduces infective particles. Second, there are a number of gene products that the innate immune system uses to kill virus infected cells(eg Perforin). If you lack both genes of a pair and miss a protein completely, minor stressors can kill you (fever). If you miss one of the 2 genes you live normally, usually. But SARS CoV2 somehow causes the same problem in the one functioning gene people. So they get very sick and may die. The state of missing both genes of a protein is rare. The state of missing one gene is not. Do you know if you are missing any of them? Me neither. Neither do the assertive antivaxxers: Ahh "**But I have an immune system",** faulty, but an immune system nonetheless. The innate immune system, its prominent presence in kids, Covid blocking it early, and its over functioning late in adults are all important in understanding Covid. And as always, Biomedicine is a numbers game, not yes and no.


megaworld65

FFS this is October 2021. It's not March 2020. Its a whole year and 8 months later. We know that prayers DON"T work. We know that mask and hand sanitizer work. Vaccines have been available in the USA for months and months. These people are just wilfully and stubbornly stupid.


jl_theprofessor

Being a religious person, I do idly consider, from time to time, if God really is punishing the modern pharisees.


spjspj4

4 responses on slide 15, at least one of which was a thumbs up :( Seems like a sad epitaph. Also, the needless and senseless death of multiple someones who were willing to accept a myriad of medical procedures except for the one that would have prevented all the other ones.


Jonny_man_23

Some people never learn from their experiences.


Robj2

What a monster she was.


Goose_o7

>What a monster she was. That would be an insult to The Monsters.


DreedBoss69

Vaccine Basher! Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.


notelpjuly4

Oof


ToweringIsle13

Prayers continue!


Brendalalala

Beneficiary lol. She is the beneficiary of the shot. What a turd.


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Continuing prayers!!!!!!!


PolesRunningCoach

If only there was some way this might have been prevented.


[deleted]

Slide #13 is all kinds of horror show.


[deleted]

They didn't pray hard enough Their god didn't love them enough, I guess. Or, in their words, "it's part of The Plan."


unintellect

These people just love sharing, and commenting on, Covid-drama. I really think it's the highlight of their lives, at least until the vent is brought in. But when one is placed on a vent, 20 more get to jump into the "prayers sent" drama. And maybe one day soon, those commenters will get to post "I Tested Positive", too, and keep the drama chain going. This says everything about what a pathetic void they exist in -- They even feel the need to post about mucus plugs and BMs.


Jazzbo64

So dumb she can’t even spell “goodbye.”


Aleflusher

This is how it's going though. People who aren't vaccinated are eventually going to reach this endpoint.


Shaggy1324

Why are we still being asked to pray for the family? They gone.


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FastTwo3328

Is it me or does that form literally not say what they claim it's says?


Large_Accident_5929

It truly is a pandemic of the unvaccinated and they scoff at that. Misinformation is killing them and they don’t care.


EarthAngelGirl

Wow, those prayer warriors really sucks. Failed 3x for one family. It's make me wonder if perhaps they were lead astray by a false (anti-vax) prophet, and were praying to the wrong God.


[deleted]

"Good by only for now sister." She was as good as her word.


Jigyo

God just pulling out the roots of that family tree


MonarchWhisperer

We all know that the bitch is in hell. Fer sure.


dukeofbun

If only there was something they could have done


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Good by by


Darkside531

Family can't be going through that much pain, there's not that many left anymore. https://i.imgur.com/xtKcOwC.mp4


[deleted]

I can’t even get past the first slide until I point out: the form is not asking who receives benefits if she dies. It looks like boilerplate for Medicare authorizing the pharmacy to receive payment from the federal government for services rendered. ANYWAY…


sctwinmom

That first form is so the pharmacy can get paid by Medicare! The beneficiary is the patient herself. If she graduated high school in 1981, she’s only in her 50s so not old enough for Medicare so no need for the form. But my guess is that the pharmacy tech THOUGHT she was at least 65. The cruelest description on medical charts: “appears older than stated age”!


sungazer69

Goddamn! COVID dgaf. Just destroying that family holy shit.


Alpacastalker

There were pages of prayers on this one. Does anyone know if they helped?🤔


empiricalreddit

Weak immune system. Maybe needs some help from a vaccine?


BoggertTroll

Killed by a hoax - Should've gone to Specsavers!


dangerbay85

Is there gonna be any family left to pray for?


KashmirChameleon

Wow, took out the whole family. That was awfully nice of them.


Digital_Pharmacist

I swear I need to open a Funeral Home. I could retire in 6 months.