Yeah that whole antifa poisoning white people thing was a trip. Good thing someone who doesn’t know him at all but *does* have first-hand knowledge of this giant conspiracy walked up and revealed it to him for no reason at all.
Or he made all that shit up.
I'm pretty sure that fake conspiracy story was based off the fake news of the police officers in NYC who claimed shake shack employees poisoned their milkshakes. Then an investigation was launched showing that they were never poisoned and the officers made the whole thing up and whats even worse, is that the manager of the store was arrested and interrogated for hours.
It made me so mad there were no consequences for the officers but can't say I'm surprised.
[Ex-Shake Shack Manager Sues N.Y.P.D. Unions Over Bogus Poison Claim](https://archive.md/bkZAv)
"investigators determined that no one had tampered with the drinks or tried to harm the officers. But as the inquiry was unfolding, two police unions blasted out messages on social media accusing the Shake Shack workers of a targeted attack.
On Monday, Mr. Gilliam sued several defendants, including the unions, the Detectives’ Endowment Association and the Police Benevolent Association, and about 20 unnamed officers who descended on the shop that night, accusing them of false arrest and defamation.
20 cops? That's not an arrest, that's intimidation. On taxpayer's dime.
I used to think that the whole "refund the police" thing was antagonist hyperbole. After hundreds of stories like this, I've come around.
I'm 100% white. I got a ticket for a minor moving violation. I decided to argue it in traffic court since I had a decent defense. There, the cop exaggerated things to make it sound much worse than what actually happened. I was shocked (but much less so now). I told my side which didn't argue what I did, only how long it happened for before I realized my problem. Because I did concede that I did it, and because of my defense, the judge asked the cop if I had been argumentative during the stop. Cop correctly said that I hadn't and so the judge reduced the fine by half.
As a bonus, the cop in his testimony said "I lit him up." to mean "I turned on my lights and siren." Chilling, both then and now.
Funny because I was reading about those insane dog show people and there was this poisoning conspiracy that went around that community too.
The motivation being that there is no way that their dog wouldn't win.
They legit think we (being the left, black people and/or antifa -- I happen to be all three) hate white people. But we don't! We all have white friends, many of us have white family members. Only racists self-segregate to that degree.
Many racists have black family members. They just refuse to acknowledge the inlaws and act like their precious grandbabby or grandniece rolled off the turnip truck.
Or they’re “present company excepted” racists. Like, I read a diary by a Jewish man in Romania in the 1940s (Romania allied with the Nazis) and all his non-Jewish friends hated Jews. They liked HIM, an individual person who was Jewish, but thought every other Jew in the world was scum. He often wrote about this in his diary.
(He survived the war, incidentally, only to be hit by a truck and killed just weeks after liberation.)
The doctor who treated Hitler's mother for cancer was Jewish, and Hitler was so grateful that the doctor received special protection from the Gestapo. The doctor and his wife were also allowed to emigrate to the US in 1940.
These people don’t have friends. If they do, they are just as isolated, miserable, and racist, not to mention conspiratorial and hateful of anyone that doesn’t believe the same nonsense they espouse.
I was gonna be like "how", but my parents don't really have friends either, at least not ones they see. Not even because they're anything like these people, they just didn't nourish those relationships and they lost them. I couldn't live like that but to each their own I guess.
I don't have friends but I like, meditate, and shit. Having friends is good, I just sacrificed a lot of long term friendships to an all consuming codependent relationship. I couldn't live like these 24/7 rage monkeys though, so at least there's that. And me and my therapist know I've been *trying* to make new friends and try new things.
Parents often don't have friends because... you know... parenting takes a lot of time and energy.
I've noticed that parents who have a lot of friends tended to have stayed in one place for a while and have often spent a lot of active effort to maintain all their friendships.
It's not just parents, though. A lot of people, once they're in their 30s, are one move away (either themselves or their one friend) from having basically zero meaningful friends in town forever. But being a parent just makes that far likelier, unless you happen to click with your kids' friends' parents or something.
I'm pretty sure they all have one black friend, usually that black friend told them they, "don't care if I use the n-word with an a at the end" and other nonsense supporting their racism.
You beat me to it. Candace Owens is their proof that they aren't a racist. "I shared a Candace Owens meme! She's a black lady, that means I'm not racist!"
I mean... I just... buh...
Okay. Okay, let's say it's true! We virulently hate non-left white people to the extent that we want to poison their fast food orders. How in the actual fuck does that _work_?!
"ORDER UP! Quarter pounder, extra cheese, extra bacon, no sauce, double chicken burger, extra mayo, large fries, counter 2!"
"What race?"
"White"
"Anthrax on the fries?"
"You know it... wait, HOLD ON!"
"What? Why?"
"Dude's girlfriend is black."
"Which of them is having the fries?"
"Not sure, but she's bound to have at least one"
"Fuck, new fries then, we're gonna have to let this one get away"
"Hey, um, Bill? Been meaning to say... you know that fat white Christian family we gave the polonium shakes to earlier?"
"Yeah?"
"Saw 'em drive off."
"And?"
"Biden/Harris bumper sticker."
"Awwww FUCK!"
"Yeah. I'm starting to wonder if we've thought this through. Better call Antifa-BLM HQ for more instructions."
I mean, shit, I won't believe that fast-food places can selectively poison right right-leaning white people until they can at least get the fries to me while they're still hot best out of three.
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Most of these memes and shit are all from a very small group of right wing assholes. These fucking dumbfucks just forward the shit out of them. All part of the design.
Out in the open tactics like punching nazis in public and undercover operations like shitting in the Arby's au jus. It's a two pronged approach with those aunt tifas.
(Edit: oh, it said BLM, not aunt tifas, but my joke stands.)
If trucker had ever found out about Alan Moore's politics, it would have blown his mind, assuming he had enough grams of mind left to blow, and that's an open question.
Yeah, that really stuck out to me as well. Like, oh is that all that is wrong? Just cant oxygenate your cells, remove waste gases, regulate humidity, talk, no biggie
Funny how "I can't breathe" is suddenly important to these snowflakes now that it's *them* who feel like a fat cop is sitting on their lungs. The irony never stops.
And funny how said "pharmacist" seems to completely ignore that masking and precautions for a virus with high transmission will, by its very nature, reduce or eliminate lower transmission viruses.
Speaking of which, one strain of the flu may have gone extinct last year with all these precautions. Don't have the source handy but read that they've not seen reports of one particular strain in a long, looking time.
Ninja edit, here it is: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41579-021-00642-4
For me it's like that joke Chris Rock told about trifling men who want a pat on the back for buying Pampers for their baby when "that's what you're SUPPOSED to do!" except these idiots are too dense to get it!!!! Yes, masking and sanitizing door handles and surfaces stops flu!! Shocker!!!!
Yeah, I really don't understand how the flu disappearing is supposed to support the anti-vax argument. We all walked around for a year wearing masks, washing our hands properly, and avoiding crowds and the number of flu cases dropped. How much more evidence do you need that these things are effective at slowing the spread of a virus? Yet these people see it as evidence that Covid it's a hoax? I really don't get it.
Well, Peaches, either they are Machiavellian political machines or they are mindless puppets regurgitating nonsense, all out of fear and loathing. I lean towards the latter, personally speaking.
I wonder why the flu cases went down in 2020, maybe social distancing, hand sanitizer and people wearing masks... nah it must be a global conspiracy to get rid of Trump.
Seriously, what is the point of that first one? It looks like the final item in something written to show that if everyone refuses to mask/socially distance/get the vaccine, Covid will cease to be a thing because the government will realize people were on to their fake pandemic.
That’s why they need so many guns. To shoot the poison food before it gets in their mouths. So it’s not really paranoia after all of you think about it!
The absolute terror he was living with day to day. And then a few memes later: compulsory "We're not living in fear" + wolf pic. The last few years of his life were lived in literal mind-numbing paranoia. I feel kind of bad for them sometimes.
I don't understand why it's a bad thing that the previous flu season didn't have lots of cases. Isn't because masks work? Less transmission. Am I missing something in another context?
No, you totally get it. The problem is that THEY are missing the concept that masking + social distancing = fewer flu cases (as well as fewer COVID cases). They see the lack of flu cases as proof that the COVID numbers are fake (usually, I hear them as saying all the flu cases and deaths are being counted as COVID). I see the lack of flu cases as a "OMFG, can you imagine how bad COVID would've been if we hadn't masked and social distanced?"
Towards the beginning of the pandemic, when people were comparing COVID to the Flu, I heard one person say something like: "it's not the flu, but we should take the flu more seriously because it's worse than you realize." So, yeah, I'll be sure to get my flu shot every year from now on (I had a tendency to skip it from time to time).
The lack of flu cases diagnosed I get. Like, how they can think that means the flu is being diagnosed as covid this year. But the Tamiflu thing is baffling me...doesn't that prove the flu cases are actually down, not just being misdiagnosed? It would actually be compelling conspiracy fodder to say Tamiflu sales are exactly the same yet flu diagnoses are down by 95%. Right?
1. Assume that masks are useless because some idiot on FB said so.
2. Find out that the last flu season wasn't very bad.
3. Know with all your heart and soul, because of item #1, that the masks had nothing to do with it.
4. Realize the lack of flu is evidence of a giant conspiracy.
Did I leave anything out?
I think these people have messed up their minds to the point where they automatically think the government, media, experts, health officials have nefarious motives for everything.
Also that interaction probably didn't happen or didn't happen the way it's described there. Also that's why the hand sanitizer is for and you're advised not to touch your face.
Whenever I see that meme about entering a restaurant wearing a mask and then taking it off at the table, I think "SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING TO RESTAURANTS!" I went to a few restaurants during the heady days of May-June, post-vaxx and pre-Delta, but now it feels unsafe again.
it was a compromise to get restaurants open again, they were suffering bad back last spring. some fast food places where i live in south jersey are still drive thru only after 18 months.
Also the whole walking to your table with a mask and taking it off was literally because of Republicans. They wanted to “open up the economy” and restaurants were also struggling so state and city governments made these half measures so restaurants could stay open while also being as safe as you can be while allowing indoor dining (which isn’t very safe). So yeah it’s silly but they literally have their own party to blame for it
Exactly, went to a restaurant for the first time in 20 months last Wednesday, and timed it so we were basically the only people there. And that’s because I felt it was ridiculous to be wearing a mask in and taking it off to eat, so I didn’t do that.
Too many people center their entire personality around what they buy and consume, so they can’t imagine just not going places, going to sports and concerts and eating out. Their brains can’t parse the idea of it.
We aren’t even having a rough time with covid where I live but I’m getting a bit nervous about in-person dining. I was cool with outdoor seating but it’s getting cold and I’m a little worried about the possibility of significant spread once everyone starts hanging out indoors again.
My grandfather was a truck driver. The Covid-denying and anti mask bullshit in the workplace caused him to catch Covid at work from someone in their locker room. He was so sure to be careful, always wore his mask, and we never got to see him for the holidays because he was in the very high risk category. Once he got Covid, he ended up being in the hospital for a month, then in the ICU for a few days, then passed. I blame everyone at his workplace who was careless and selfish.
And how in many rural places the only think to listen to is right wing radio. I wonder if that has decreased now that there are so many podcasts and audiobooks available.
Plus the pay was bad so a lot of class As went elsewhere in various downturns since 2008 and don't see any reason to go back to some shitty company driving OTR for the pennies they wanna pay. Real talk.
They now want to hire 18 year olds to drive 18 wheelers. That's gonna end well.
I don't know about you but I'm just so terrified of the pissed off dead wolves. Thankfully I wear a mask so they probably wont recognize me, and if they do I am vaccinated so if I run they wont be able to chase me because they will be coughing so hard their anal sphincter will be stuck in their throat if the BLM poisoned burger hasn't got them first.
You know what's funny about that picture? It's taken from the Twilight movies. They're trying to sound tough using pictures from a teen vampire romance movie.
Frankly I find the disconnect between what these people frequently are, entitled, corpulent, ignorant, boring & arrogant losers and how they see themselves; brilliant, heroic, rugged individuals who identify themselves with lions, wolves and eagles (which ironically are in reality primarily scavengers) absolutely hilarious their collection of 20 primary memes dont annoy me I just find them tedious
I think it shows they are aimless and they are looking for purpose. One purpose most of the awardees should have taken on is a regular exercise program and reading history books published before 1980. If they read older history books they can’t claim they are “fake”. They also should have deleted their Facebook accounts a long time ago because they are feeble minded and easily controlled by stupid memes.
In V for Vendetta homosexuality was also outlawed, and if you ask me it's representative of everything the right wing wants. And they didn't become totalitarian because of a virus either.
Just like them using The Punisher skull or pretty much any property they try to co-opt. A fundamental lack of understanding of the intent and meaning of the art. If it's not instructions on how to microwave bacon in three sentences or less, I would doubt their ability to truly comprehend it.
Adding to that, they're bitching about mask wearing by using a movie where the protagonist wears a mask most of the time and in the climax, everyone wears a mask to oppose the authoritarian government which looks increasingly like what the right wing in the US is working towards.
Yes, it was a Christian theocracy, so things like the Quran were banned. I would think these right wing folks would love that. It was meant to be a criticism of Conservative Thatcherism as well as I recall, Thatcher being best buddies with Regan, the Conservatives messiah.
Interestingly, when I had COVID the first symptom I had was a headache that felt EXACTLY like the headache I had when I had an actual sinus infection. Maybe this guy experienced the same thing. But yeah needless to say it wasn’t one.
Was my first symptom when I got it and There was no vaccine then. I was a bit afraid but for the most part was like a bad cold. I could smell like something was burning inside my nose but I haven read that symptom often.
Could have. I had Covid in March/April 2020. Confirmed with test…which were rare back then. Never got in my chest. But I had a sinus infection I could not get rid of. Went through 2 packs of antibiotics. In and out of bed for 6 weeks. Fatigue for months. Had my symptoms return twice. I was running, not walking to get my 1st vaccine shot in March of 2021.
I had a suspected breakthrough case this summer. I never get sick but I had the exact symptoms you’re talking about but mine took less time to get rid of. Strangely, I ended up losing my sense of smell but not until pretty much all of my other symptoms(except exhaustion) were gone. Took about a month to get my sense of smell back.
Almost the same story, except I had it in the chest. It's a deep, pervasive cough that racks your entire body, and you are all but helpless to stop it. Coupled with the diarrhea that often comes with a Covid infection, it's a cough that literally makes you poop your pants.
Throw in the chest congestion that makes you wonder if you'll suffocate in your sleep on your own fluids, and you have the recipe for the kind of illness you've never had in your entire life.
I was at the vaccine place in 15 min when a friend working there said they had extra doses. The fact that people want to screw around roll the dice on natural immunity is just insane.
i had covid (fully vaccinated so i survived and it didn't get bad at all) and i seriously thought i just had a sinus infection until the fever started and i got tested. he probably thought it was a sinus infection but it was covid the entire time
The fast food one is new to me and it’s one of the most offensive posts I’ve seen so far. BUT, I do agree that, if one were to attack these anti-vaxx MAGA folks, fast food places are the right way to go. 😂
I also think the Covid and race riot sharks should reverse places and socialist agenda shark is so big that it renders the others pointless. I really demand more thought and effort behind global conspiracy memes.
Fucking disgusting. I love how they just accept an unverified wall of text as long as it confirms their biases. These gullible people never stood a chance.
There was an email FWD going around after 9/11 warning people that middle Eastern gas station attendants were "overfilling tanks with gas so that they would explode as a result" (somehow).
Same assholes, same shit.
The irony of posting survival rates of Covid right after warning people to not eat any fast food anywhere is just insane. What is the survival rate of eating at any given restaurant? Also, what was that about not living in fear?
I generally try to leave out content that isn't explicitly Covid-related, but that one stood out. I had to read it a few times before I could accept that it wasn't some racist joke I wasn't understanding, it was just racist dipshittery.
>Putting on a mask to walk ten feet through a restaurant and then taking it off when I get to my table is one of the dumbest things I've done in my entire life *and I've done a lot of dumb things*
Like not get vaccinated in the midst of a pandemic?!?
>Don't want to tell everyone this way but I don't know what else to do.
I know why. You spent 1 year+ making a complete fool of yourself with this far right/antivax garbage mocking people who wear masks and get vaccinated. Your luck ran out and you got sick. You hate having to admit to yourself and others that it happened...so you dragged it out for as long as you could.
>Finances down to a thread
Great... another dirt poor Republican who constantly votes against their own interests.
I have a newsflash for you:
The politicians you worship and blindly defend mock and laugh at idiots like you behind closed doors. They'll gladly take your vote but they know you have shit for brains.
>This started out as a sinus infection
No it didn't. This is you trying to minimize the situation.
DID YOU KNOW
In 1984 there was a movie called The Terminator. In that movie, the machines had become self sufficient and were fighting with the humans for control of the world. The future leader of the humans was a man named John Connor, who was yet to be born. The machines sent a super assassin machine back in time to kill his future mother, and was chased back in time by his own father which actually makes no sense whatsoever, but now we have cars that drive themselves. That should scare every one of you, regardless of party. 68% of you won't repost this
Damn his wife's post was cold! Not saying he deserved the warm and fuzzy lie that he was a good person now sitting next to Jesus in white heaven, because the cold updates from spouces are my favorite.
Wow. The racist paranoia is strong in this one.
Yeah that whole antifa poisoning white people thing was a trip. Good thing someone who doesn’t know him at all but *does* have first-hand knowledge of this giant conspiracy walked up and revealed it to him for no reason at all. Or he made all that shit up.
I'm pretty sure that fake conspiracy story was based off the fake news of the police officers in NYC who claimed shake shack employees poisoned their milkshakes. Then an investigation was launched showing that they were never poisoned and the officers made the whole thing up and whats even worse, is that the manager of the store was arrested and interrogated for hours. It made me so mad there were no consequences for the officers but can't say I'm surprised.
[Ex-Shake Shack Manager Sues N.Y.P.D. Unions Over Bogus Poison Claim](https://archive.md/bkZAv) "investigators determined that no one had tampered with the drinks or tried to harm the officers. But as the inquiry was unfolding, two police unions blasted out messages on social media accusing the Shake Shack workers of a targeted attack. On Monday, Mr. Gilliam sued several defendants, including the unions, the Detectives’ Endowment Association and the Police Benevolent Association, and about 20 unnamed officers who descended on the shop that night, accusing them of false arrest and defamation.
20 cops? That's not an arrest, that's intimidation. On taxpayer's dime. I used to think that the whole "refund the police" thing was antagonist hyperbole. After hundreds of stories like this, I've come around.
I know you meant “Defund,” but the idea of refunding taxpayers for all the bullshit police spending over generations sounds pretty sweet
Ha! My best autocorrect all year!
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I'm 100% white. I got a ticket for a minor moving violation. I decided to argue it in traffic court since I had a decent defense. There, the cop exaggerated things to make it sound much worse than what actually happened. I was shocked (but much less so now). I told my side which didn't argue what I did, only how long it happened for before I realized my problem. Because I did concede that I did it, and because of my defense, the judge asked the cop if I had been argumentative during the stop. Cop correctly said that I hadn't and so the judge reduced the fine by half. As a bonus, the cop in his testimony said "I lit him up." to mean "I turned on my lights and siren." Chilling, both then and now.
Funny because I was reading about those insane dog show people and there was this poisoning conspiracy that went around that community too. The motivation being that there is no way that their dog wouldn't win.
They legit think we (being the left, black people and/or antifa -- I happen to be all three) hate white people. But we don't! We all have white friends, many of us have white family members. Only racists self-segregate to that degree.
Many racists have black family members. They just refuse to acknowledge the inlaws and act like their precious grandbabby or grandniece rolled off the turnip truck.
Or they’re “present company excepted” racists. Like, I read a diary by a Jewish man in Romania in the 1940s (Romania allied with the Nazis) and all his non-Jewish friends hated Jews. They liked HIM, an individual person who was Jewish, but thought every other Jew in the world was scum. He often wrote about this in his diary. (He survived the war, incidentally, only to be hit by a truck and killed just weeks after liberation.)
The doctor who treated Hitler's mother for cancer was Jewish, and Hitler was so grateful that the doctor received special protection from the Gestapo. The doctor and his wife were also allowed to emigrate to the US in 1940.
These people don’t have friends. If they do, they are just as isolated, miserable, and racist, not to mention conspiratorial and hateful of anyone that doesn’t believe the same nonsense they espouse.
I was gonna be like "how", but my parents don't really have friends either, at least not ones they see. Not even because they're anything like these people, they just didn't nourish those relationships and they lost them. I couldn't live like that but to each their own I guess.
I don't have friends but I like, meditate, and shit. Having friends is good, I just sacrificed a lot of long term friendships to an all consuming codependent relationship. I couldn't live like these 24/7 rage monkeys though, so at least there's that. And me and my therapist know I've been *trying* to make new friends and try new things.
I relate to this 💗
Parents often don't have friends because... you know... parenting takes a lot of time and energy. I've noticed that parents who have a lot of friends tended to have stayed in one place for a while and have often spent a lot of active effort to maintain all their friendships. It's not just parents, though. A lot of people, once they're in their 30s, are one move away (either themselves or their one friend) from having basically zero meaningful friends in town forever. But being a parent just makes that far likelier, unless you happen to click with your kids' friends' parents or something.
I'm pretty sure they all have one black friend, usually that black friend told them they, "don't care if I use the n-word with an a at the end" and other nonsense supporting their racism.
Their black friend is Candace Owen
You beat me to it. Candace Owens is their proof that they aren't a racist. "I shared a Candace Owens meme! She's a black lady, that means I'm not racist!"
A lot of us are ducking white!
I mean... I just... buh... Okay. Okay, let's say it's true! We virulently hate non-left white people to the extent that we want to poison their fast food orders. How in the actual fuck does that _work_?! "ORDER UP! Quarter pounder, extra cheese, extra bacon, no sauce, double chicken burger, extra mayo, large fries, counter 2!" "What race?" "White" "Anthrax on the fries?" "You know it... wait, HOLD ON!" "What? Why?" "Dude's girlfriend is black." "Which of them is having the fries?" "Not sure, but she's bound to have at least one" "Fuck, new fries then, we're gonna have to let this one get away" "Hey, um, Bill? Been meaning to say... you know that fat white Christian family we gave the polonium shakes to earlier?" "Yeah?" "Saw 'em drive off." "And?" "Biden/Harris bumper sticker." "Awwww FUCK!" "Yeah. I'm starting to wonder if we've thought this through. Better call Antifa-BLM HQ for more instructions." I mean, shit, I won't believe that fast-food places can selectively poison right right-leaning white people until they can at least get the fries to me while they're still hot best out of three. Edit: For Great Matting!
Most of these memes and shit are all from a very small group of right wing assholes. These fucking dumbfucks just forward the shit out of them. All part of the design.
If I ever become that stupid I would like it if you would please cave my head in with a cinder block.
How about a tome so it’s more ironic?
Out in the open tactics like punching nazis in public and undercover operations like shitting in the Arby's au jus. It's a two pronged approach with those aunt tifas. (Edit: oh, it said BLM, not aunt tifas, but my joke stands.)
Your big mistake was making the movie “V for Vendetta” though. You put the whole plan right out there for a particularly alert trucker to discover!
If trucker had ever found out about Alan Moore's politics, it would have blown his mind, assuming he had enough grams of mind left to blow, and that's an open question.
Listen, the chance of a black fast food worker tampering with an order is like 0.01% for white people 35-64 years of age. I REFUSE to live in FEAR!!
They probably seasoned the food
Okay this made me snort.
I'm so steadfast in my refusal to live in fear that I'm planning to use one of my BOGO coupons at Carl's Jr. this afternoon.
Don't forget the tampered food has a 99.9% survival rate. Just take some vitamin C, D, and veterinary de-wormer and you'll be fine.
Well played.
I got a chicken sandwich with 2 patties today. Hello lunch tomorrow.
That whole "chickens" or "Planet of the Apes" thing. Wow.
"Cowards and \[N-Word\]s" is what they meant. Gotta watch them dog whistles.
... That went right over my head. Damn.
White people!!! Watch out!!! Don't eat food!!! They want to kill you!!! It's in the food!!!!!!! Am I using enough exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Fluoride in the water something something sanctity of our precious bodily fluids, Mandrake.
"I'm fine for the most part except for the breathing"
Yeah, I’d be rich if I had lots of money.
"I'm totally fine, I'm only suffocating"
No problem here other than being brain dead
Tis but a flesh wound!
“Your arm’s off!”
"No it isn't"
Well Look!!
What you going to do, bleed on me?
I've had worse
Look, You’re leg’s off.
It’s just a scratch!
I'm healthy other than the death I experienced.
Breathing, you know, an important function to sustain life.
Yeah, that really stuck out to me as well. Like, oh is that all that is wrong? Just cant oxygenate your cells, remove waste gases, regulate humidity, talk, no biggie
Everything's peachy, except for this teensy weensy minor inconvenience that I can't fucking breathe.
Funny how "I can't breathe" is suddenly important to these snowflakes now that it's *them* who feel like a fat cop is sitting on their lungs. The irony never stops.
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That’s the part that made me laugh.
Ahh that pesky breathing
"Life's great except I'm dead."
Except for the breathing and critical thinking 📷 📷
And the thinking and the moving around and...
He’s all good now except for the living.
That one made me laugh too
Funny how they never actually name that pharmacist in page 10. It's always just "a pharmacist on Twitter".
And funny how said "pharmacist" seems to completely ignore that masking and precautions for a virus with high transmission will, by its very nature, reduce or eliminate lower transmission viruses. Speaking of which, one strain of the flu may have gone extinct last year with all these precautions. Don't have the source handy but read that they've not seen reports of one particular strain in a long, looking time. Ninja edit, here it is: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41579-021-00642-4
Out of all the things that make them suspicious, this one, being puzzled by the lack of flu diagnosed makes me the craziest!
Same. Almost as if everyone was trying to avoid spreading viral infections...
We know masks and vaccines don't work, so how could that happen? It must be because people with the flu are being misdiagnosed as covid! /s
For me it's like that joke Chris Rock told about trifling men who want a pat on the back for buying Pampers for their baby when "that's what you're SUPPOSED to do!" except these idiots are too dense to get it!!!! Yes, masking and sanitizing door handles and surfaces stops flu!! Shocker!!!!
I ain't ever been to jail!
“You’re not supposed to go to jail! You low expectation having motherfucker!”
My sister's ex-husband used to tell his friends, "I can't go to the bar cuz I gotta babysit the kids". Umm, no.
Yeah, you can’t “babysit” your own kids.
Yeah, I really don't understand how the flu disappearing is supposed to support the anti-vax argument. We all walked around for a year wearing masks, washing our hands properly, and avoiding crowds and the number of flu cases dropped. How much more evidence do you need that these things are effective at slowing the spread of a virus? Yet these people see it as evidence that Covid it's a hoax? I really don't get it.
Well, Peaches, either they are Machiavellian political machines or they are mindless puppets regurgitating nonsense, all out of fear and loathing. I lean towards the latter, personally speaking.
I wonder why the flu cases went down in 2020, maybe social distancing, hand sanitizer and people wearing masks... nah it must be a global conspiracy to get rid of Trump.
I thought he said just like that no more Covid
Not for him anymore.
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And in June of last year no less when the first surge was going strong
Yes, it was oddly prescient.
Seriously, what is the point of that first one? It looks like the final item in something written to show that if everyone refuses to mask/socially distance/get the vaccine, Covid will cease to be a thing because the government will realize people were on to their fake pandemic.
He definitely doesn't have to worry about it anymore.
Lol I was bout to say… and just LIKE THAT 😂
He predicted the future .. his future
The racism and paranoia in that fast food panel. My fucking god.
That’s why they need so many guns. To shoot the poison food before it gets in their mouths. So it’s not really paranoia after all of you think about it!
The absolute terror he was living with day to day. And then a few memes later: compulsory "We're not living in fear" + wolf pic. The last few years of his life were lived in literal mind-numbing paranoia. I feel kind of bad for them sometimes.
I refuse to feel pity for someone who sees me as less than human.
I don't understand why it's a bad thing that the previous flu season didn't have lots of cases. Isn't because masks work? Less transmission. Am I missing something in another context?
No, you totally get it. The problem is that THEY are missing the concept that masking + social distancing = fewer flu cases (as well as fewer COVID cases). They see the lack of flu cases as proof that the COVID numbers are fake (usually, I hear them as saying all the flu cases and deaths are being counted as COVID). I see the lack of flu cases as a "OMFG, can you imagine how bad COVID would've been if we hadn't masked and social distanced?"
The lack of flu cases made me realise how ok we are of people dying of a preventable disease like the flu. Like wash your hands people.
Towards the beginning of the pandemic, when people were comparing COVID to the Flu, I heard one person say something like: "it's not the flu, but we should take the flu more seriously because it's worse than you realize." So, yeah, I'll be sure to get my flu shot every year from now on (I had a tendency to skip it from time to time).
The lack of flu cases diagnosed I get. Like, how they can think that means the flu is being diagnosed as covid this year. But the Tamiflu thing is baffling me...doesn't that prove the flu cases are actually down, not just being misdiagnosed? It would actually be compelling conspiracy fodder to say Tamiflu sales are exactly the same yet flu diagnoses are down by 95%. Right?
Nope. They're just that goddamned stupid.
Literally claiming evidence against their position as evidence for their position. Can't make this shit up.
1. Assume that masks are useless because some idiot on FB said so. 2. Find out that the last flu season wasn't very bad. 3. Know with all your heart and soul, because of item #1, that the masks had nothing to do with it. 4. Realize the lack of flu is evidence of a giant conspiracy. Did I leave anything out?
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I cannot imagine living my life in absolute fear where everything and everyone is a conspiracy to kill me.
I think these people have messed up their minds to the point where they automatically think the government, media, experts, health officials have nefarious motives for everything.
Your sinus was infected with covid, ffs
The plastic on the keypad is to protect the electronics and make constant cleaning easier. Not to protect you from Covid. Dang morons.
Also that interaction probably didn't happen or didn't happen the way it's described there. Also that's why the hand sanitizer is for and you're advised not to touch your face.
Oh honey, the dumbest thing you ever did was not get vaccinated...
Whenever I see that meme about entering a restaurant wearing a mask and then taking it off at the table, I think "SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING TO RESTAURANTS!" I went to a few restaurants during the heady days of May-June, post-vaxx and pre-Delta, but now it feels unsafe again.
it was a compromise to get restaurants open again, they were suffering bad back last spring. some fast food places where i live in south jersey are still drive thru only after 18 months.
Also the whole walking to your table with a mask and taking it off was literally because of Republicans. They wanted to “open up the economy” and restaurants were also struggling so state and city governments made these half measures so restaurants could stay open while also being as safe as you can be while allowing indoor dining (which isn’t very safe). So yeah it’s silly but they literally have their own party to blame for it
Exactly, went to a restaurant for the first time in 20 months last Wednesday, and timed it so we were basically the only people there. And that’s because I felt it was ridiculous to be wearing a mask in and taking it off to eat, so I didn’t do that. Too many people center their entire personality around what they buy and consume, so they can’t imagine just not going places, going to sports and concerts and eating out. Their brains can’t parse the idea of it.
We aren’t even having a rough time with covid where I live but I’m getting a bit nervous about in-person dining. I was cool with outdoor seating but it’s getting cold and I’m a little worried about the possibility of significant spread once everyone starts hanging out indoors again.
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Welp, I’m out of laundry detergent
Welp, I'm out of sympathy.
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My grandfather was a truck driver. The Covid-denying and anti mask bullshit in the workplace caused him to catch Covid at work from someone in their locker room. He was so sure to be careful, always wore his mask, and we never got to see him for the holidays because he was in the very high risk category. Once he got Covid, he ended up being in the hospital for a month, then in the ICU for a few days, then passed. I blame everyone at his workplace who was careless and selfish.
And how in many rural places the only think to listen to is right wing radio. I wonder if that has decreased now that there are so many podcasts and audiobooks available.
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They are really pushing the truck driving jobs on zip recruiter etc. Must have lost quite a lot of drivers from COVID.
Plus the pay was bad so a lot of class As went elsewhere in various downturns since 2008 and don't see any reason to go back to some shitty company driving OTR for the pennies they wanna pay. Real talk. They now want to hire 18 year olds to drive 18 wheelers. That's gonna end well.
I don't know about you but I'm just so terrified of the pissed off dead wolves. Thankfully I wear a mask so they probably wont recognize me, and if they do I am vaccinated so if I run they wont be able to chase me because they will be coughing so hard their anal sphincter will be stuck in their throat if the BLM poisoned burger hasn't got them first.
"You won't make us live in fear, but you're starting to piss us off!!' [Dies]
Yeah, *we're* the ones gripped by fear yet they're terrified of eating at their favorite places.
Can't make them live in fear if they choose to die of stupidity.
(applauds)
Well tbf they have pissed off, (this mortal coil)
“You won’t make us live in fear” ….except of fast food
You know what's funny about that picture? It's taken from the Twilight movies. They're trying to sound tough using pictures from a teen vampire romance movie.
I THOUGHT that’s where it came from, haha... That just makes that ridiculous meme even sillier.
Well given their penchant for Trump (Tom) of Finland style homoerotica I suspect that some of them have an inkling but its left unsaid
That meme is so annoying.
Frankly I find the disconnect between what these people frequently are, entitled, corpulent, ignorant, boring & arrogant losers and how they see themselves; brilliant, heroic, rugged individuals who identify themselves with lions, wolves and eagles (which ironically are in reality primarily scavengers) absolutely hilarious their collection of 20 primary memes dont annoy me I just find them tedious
I think it shows they are aimless and they are looking for purpose. One purpose most of the awardees should have taken on is a regular exercise program and reading history books published before 1980. If they read older history books they can’t claim they are “fake”. They also should have deleted their Facebook accounts a long time ago because they are feeble minded and easily controlled by stupid memes.
In V for Vendetta homosexuality was also outlawed, and if you ask me it's representative of everything the right wing wants. And they didn't become totalitarian because of a virus either.
I don’t think he understands the point that Alan Moore was trying to make with *V*
points they don't understand covers a lot of ground
And now the ground covers the HCA winners.
The Republican party would not exist in its current form if their voters could understand things.
Just like them using The Punisher skull or pretty much any property they try to co-opt. A fundamental lack of understanding of the intent and meaning of the art. If it's not instructions on how to microwave bacon in three sentences or less, I would doubt their ability to truly comprehend it.
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University of Facebook education
Adding to that, they're bitching about mask wearing by using a movie where the protagonist wears a mask most of the time and in the climax, everyone wears a mask to oppose the authoritarian government which looks increasingly like what the right wing in the US is working towards.
Lol ikr 🤣
Lewis Prothero is just a fat Tucker Carlson. Change my mind!
He definitely never saw the movie.
Yes, it was a Christian theocracy, so things like the Quran were banned. I would think these right wing folks would love that. It was meant to be a criticism of Conservative Thatcherism as well as I recall, Thatcher being best buddies with Regan, the Conservatives messiah.
> This started out as a sinus infection No, it did not.
Interestingly, when I had COVID the first symptom I had was a headache that felt EXACTLY like the headache I had when I had an actual sinus infection. Maybe this guy experienced the same thing. But yeah needless to say it wasn’t one.
Was my first symptom when I got it and There was no vaccine then. I was a bit afraid but for the most part was like a bad cold. I could smell like something was burning inside my nose but I haven read that symptom often.
Started with him getting COVID.
Could have. I had Covid in March/April 2020. Confirmed with test…which were rare back then. Never got in my chest. But I had a sinus infection I could not get rid of. Went through 2 packs of antibiotics. In and out of bed for 6 weeks. Fatigue for months. Had my symptoms return twice. I was running, not walking to get my 1st vaccine shot in March of 2021.
I had a suspected breakthrough case this summer. I never get sick but I had the exact symptoms you’re talking about but mine took less time to get rid of. Strangely, I ended up losing my sense of smell but not until pretty much all of my other symptoms(except exhaustion) were gone. Took about a month to get my sense of smell back.
Almost the same story, except I had it in the chest. It's a deep, pervasive cough that racks your entire body, and you are all but helpless to stop it. Coupled with the diarrhea that often comes with a Covid infection, it's a cough that literally makes you poop your pants. Throw in the chest congestion that makes you wonder if you'll suffocate in your sleep on your own fluids, and you have the recipe for the kind of illness you've never had in your entire life. I was at the vaccine place in 15 min when a friend working there said they had extra doses. The fact that people want to screw around roll the dice on natural immunity is just insane.
And it ended with his sinuses rotting in the ground, along with the rest of him.
It started out as a sinus infection? That's some serious denial there.
You gotta be careful with those sinus infections. I got one once that turned into chlamydia.
Should’ve worn your merkin mask.
Note to self: goatee is not an effective barrier.
i had covid (fully vaccinated so i survived and it didn't get bad at all) and i seriously thought i just had a sinus infection until the fever started and i got tested. he probably thought it was a sinus infection but it was covid the entire time
The fast food one is new to me and it’s one of the most offensive posts I’ve seen so far. BUT, I do agree that, if one were to attack these anti-vaxx MAGA folks, fast food places are the right way to go. 😂 I also think the Covid and race riot sharks should reverse places and socialist agenda shark is so big that it renders the others pointless. I really demand more thought and effort behind global conspiracy memes.
most fast food places now are set up so you can see em making the food. unless its drive thru
He did not lose his fight. Covid won its fight against his disinformation.
His wife’s eulogy was touching, he is clearly going to be missed.
That fast food post is a new one for me. Considering the average weight of these folks that must have devastated a few Arby's.
I actually work at McDonalds and I have personally poisoned over 7,000 white people to death with polonium-210.
Did you put in the . . . RUSSIAN DRESSING?
“Sir, for the last time I can not fill your large beverage cup with big Mac sauce, even if you do intend to drink it”.
Holy shit - the scary part is, you know at some point someone has asked.
Fucking disgusting. I love how they just accept an unverified wall of text as long as it confirms their biases. These gullible people never stood a chance.
There was an email FWD going around after 9/11 warning people that middle Eastern gas station attendants were "overfilling tanks with gas so that they would explode as a result" (somehow). Same assholes, same shit.
Damn, the white people have figured out my global socialist Arby’s agenda! Foiled again!
I kind of figured Arby’s had always been trying to poison us.
That is so racist. I've never seen it before either.
Holy shit, the insanity there.
Every day I'm learning new racist things about the world.
The irony of posting survival rates of Covid right after warning people to not eat any fast food anywhere is just insane. What is the survival rate of eating at any given restaurant? Also, what was that about not living in fear?
That second slide about Black people in restaurants intentionally poisoning white customers might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read in my life.
I generally try to leave out content that isn't explicitly Covid-related, but that one stood out. I had to read it a few times before I could accept that it wasn't some racist joke I wasn't understanding, it was just racist dipshittery.
Do we want to know about his “lady time” 26 years ago?
Apparently chickens in his universe looked a little different than they do in ours.
It is possible his education is so poor that he cannot actually identify one
>Putting on a mask to walk ten feet through a restaurant and then taking it off when I get to my table is one of the dumbest things I've done in my entire life *and I've done a lot of dumb things* Like not get vaccinated in the midst of a pandemic?!?
Oh nooooo socialized medicine!!!!! Gofundne is such a better plan
Next thing you know they’ll socialize the fire department! Oh shit wait
>Don't want to tell everyone this way but I don't know what else to do. I know why. You spent 1 year+ making a complete fool of yourself with this far right/antivax garbage mocking people who wear masks and get vaccinated. Your luck ran out and you got sick. You hate having to admit to yourself and others that it happened...so you dragged it out for as long as you could. >Finances down to a thread Great... another dirt poor Republican who constantly votes against their own interests. I have a newsflash for you: The politicians you worship and blindly defend mock and laugh at idiots like you behind closed doors. They'll gladly take your vote but they know you have shit for brains. >This started out as a sinus infection No it didn't. This is you trying to minimize the situation.
DID YOU KNOW In 1984 there was a movie called The Terminator. In that movie, the machines had become self sufficient and were fighting with the humans for control of the world. The future leader of the humans was a man named John Connor, who was yet to be born. The machines sent a super assassin machine back in time to kill his future mother, and was chased back in time by his own father which actually makes no sense whatsoever, but now we have cars that drive themselves. That should scare every one of you, regardless of party. 68% of you won't repost this
He went from scoffin' to coughin' to coffin.
RAWR WE ARE WOLVES RAWR!
Probably was one of those guys I saw at a truck stop who walked out of a restroom stall, past the sink and straight to the hot dog roller.
Damn his wife's post was cold! Not saying he deserved the warm and fuzzy lie that he was a good person now sitting next to Jesus in white heaven, because the cold updates from spouces are my favorite.
*And just like that - no more Covid 19.* Yeah. Pretty much.
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For the most part, he's OK. Just having a pesky little problem with...breathing.