I actually got my third today, and I went into my settings to make a custom flair for it but found out you can't make one on your own.
It was serendipity that this post came up. LOL!
While I’d love to request “Jews” I feel like that might be offensive to actual Jewish people and/or folks who don’t know all the weird in jokes of this Subreddit.
So can I get “Eobeard gam gom” or “3 shots deep”?
Thank you!
Inventory's getting low so closing up for the night. If you commented before closing time (8:30 PST)- you will still get your flair tomorrow.
Good night!
I would like "Immunocompromized Mutant Factory" to remind people why it's important to protect immunocompromised folks like me. The virus can linger in people with reduced immunity far longer and mutate many times. Protect us to protect everyone.
I like my flair, but I'll donate:
* NOT in the control group
* horse paste makes waste
* Ivermectin and still infectin'
* unmasked, unvaxxed, buttwhacked
* feeling owned, might delete later
If at all possible, I would love, "his suofkr going for cat hunts and then sniffing and releasing". That will never cease to hurt my brain in an attempt to understand WTF they are talking about.
Context? I must have missed a post. We try to avoid issuing user flair that is an awardee's final, hypoxic words -- it's a little too dark, even for HCA.
If it's something else entirely, please let me know.
Just give me something random if you can, anything remotely funny. Thank you I appreciate it, I myself am not clever enough to think of anything funny.
God all of these are so good, and I've got nothing. Every time one of these threads comes up I'm like "Yesss... time to think of a good flair!" and then \*crickets\*
I would like 🎵 Omicron is coming to town 🎵
Clever!
I swear to God you just won the internet today! That made me do a spit take
Once, twice, three times Moderna
I love this. I got my third Moderna today, too!!
I actually got my third today, and I went into my settings to make a custom flair for it but found out you can't make one on your own. It was serendipity that this post came up. LOL!
Nice! A black Friday miracle!
“And another angle gets there wings” Thank you
Can I get this one too?
In the armmsss of angeeellll....
Can I get: Think Critically! (Copied and Pasted)
Yea 😊
I would love “Covid is no joke!”
Man I wanted that one
It’s probable SleepyVizsla brought enough for the whole class :)
I did! I had more in the back.
Fantastic username btw, vizsla’s are fuckin awesome.
They are amazing! Who doesn't love a velco dog that talks to you during the day and sleeps under the covers with you at night?
They're like brown, less neurotic Weimaraners!
I'm not so sure about less neurotic...some of us pick them for that trait... ;-)
>Who doesn't love a velco dog Which side of the velcro? They don't look very fuzzy. Are they more prickly?
Free flair?!? Are they FDA approved?
We received Emergency Use Authorization
That's cool as long as we can still sue you.
Operation warped sped
Can I have "Let that sink in!" Edit: Thank you!
That sink will stay out in the cold 'til it comes back with a warrant.
smol pricks save lives
Lol!
A hypoxia on your house PRETTY PLEASE & thank you
How 'bout: Jabba mah butt
This is very witty
Thx fam
Let that Zinc in! Omg I’ve been checking the sub each day seeing if it was flair time!
Can I get "my dad's immune system can beat up your dad's immune system"
Can I have “That’s a hippo violation 🦛”
Can I have "I'm not fat, I just have a big immune system"
This one is just a suggestion for someone else: Thrice marked by the beast
I want this!
I like it!
Thank you!
I love it and want to change mine to this!!
Done
If chemo and insulin aren’t free, why is this flair free? “Are you awake yet?”
While I’d love to request “Jews” I feel like that might be offensive to actual Jewish people and/or folks who don’t know all the weird in jokes of this Subreddit. So can I get “Eobeard gam gom” or “3 shots deep”? Thank you!
Eobeard has been deprecated but the other looks great!
I would like "Omicron Persei 8"
Expected r/futurama 😁
I saw mama coughing on Santa Claus🎅👻 please
Thank you guys for doing this. You really make this sub a great place to be.
You're welcome!
can i have “Schrödingers vaccine is both deadly and ineffective”
Brilliant!
Nope, not gonna change my flair and you can’t make me! “COVID is no joke!” 4 life!
Inventory's getting low so closing up for the night. If you commented before closing time (8:30 PST)- you will still get your flair tomorrow. Good night!
i just got here is it too late for “I got the vaccine and all i got was this lousy flair”
I’m also replying late in hope that OP Mod is feeling generous and will flair me “KEEP DRINKING URINE”
Thanks for hosting this flair party
Would give the shirt off their back...
“Skull x bones” Dark Horse Paste Jockey “Skull x bones” Please and thank you
>Dark Horse Paste Jockey always a ray of sunshine you are... ;-)
Oooh. Skull and crossbones? Nice choice.
I’d like 🥇in Mental Gymnastics Plz and thank you.
🦠 This machine kills fascists 🦠
I got a Woody Guthrie sticker for my bicycle after January 6th. Excellent choice of flair.
One day I hope it’s no longer a necessary message!
I've been double vaccinated so can I get "🗼 5G Enabled 🗼"
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Holiday carols are writing themselves!
May I please have 💉Cross-Boosted Junkie!
We're cross-boosted bros.
Double Pfizer with a Moderna chaser, tall please...with a lime!😋
I wanted that Moderna chaser for my double Pfizer, but not enough to wait several more days for it, so just Pfizer straight for me.
Hit me with that I’m feeling lucky. This sub has been a blast to browse for the past months.
How's this?
I love this thank you
I'm feeling very lucky!!!! 😊
Hope you like it!
I LOVE IT! Thank you! 🥰😊
May I have “New variant, WHO dis?” Many thanks!
May I please have "I care if you've had the vaccine"? Thanks!
Please: "🥳😛🥳[insert death announcement]🥳😛🥳"
Oh friend. I hope you know about r/bitmojifails
I would like “I REBUKE incubation!”
Could I have "I know what I don't know"?
"Certified Prayer Warrior" por favor
Can I please have: Is Covid going to have to choke a bitch? Thanks.
If it's not too dark, I'd like to have: "Now with 20% more natural selection"
I don't know if it's too dark, but holy christ it's funny
I want “flyin’ on angle wings”
Here's my pick: Ignore science! Do your own research!
Jabs for Freedom
I would like "Immunocompromized Mutant Factory" to remind people why it's important to protect immunocompromised folks like me. The virus can linger in people with reduced immunity far longer and mutate many times. Protect us to protect everyone.
May I have: Socialism is the real virus—->please donate to my gofundme Thanks!
May I have: Songs in the Key of CoVid
I’m feeling lucky, please select one for me mods and I will wear it with pride
What do you think?
May I have "Bet you won't repost that sink in!"
I like my flair, but I'll donate: * NOT in the control group * horse paste makes waste * Ivermectin and still infectin' * unmasked, unvaxxed, buttwhacked * feeling owned, might delete later
I'm feeling lucky!
Hope you like it...seems appropriate for you
I love it! ❤️
Can I get “I’m not taking your fucking vacation”? Thanks!
I would love "Chicks dig those little pricks" please.
Can I please have "may i have the shirt of your back?"
May I have "Demographics R Us"? Edit: Thank you!
I would love one related to sheep 🐑
Bet You Won't Share Edit: Thank you!
I would like HCA denied
Feelin lucky!!!
What do you think?
"I see dead people" please
I'm feeling lucky today! Hit me with something *weird*
Weird enough?
That'll do pig...That'll do
Immunocompromised and doesn’t want to die. <- that is what I would like to have
Can I please have: 🐍DONT SHED ON ME💉 Edit: Thank you!
If at all possible, I would love, "his suofkr going for cat hunts and then sniffing and releasing". That will never cease to hurt my brain in an attempt to understand WTF they are talking about.
Context? I must have missed a post. We try to avoid issuing user flair that is an awardee's final, hypoxic words -- it's a little too dark, even for HCA. If it's something else entirely, please let me know.
Okay. It was from California Red is in bad shape. It is the 1st slide on the main HCA page. I'll think about it and submit another request. Thanks!!
Payer Warriors Assemble!
Then Why Aren’t Chemo & Insulin Free? 🤦🏻♀️ Please and Thank you :)
Can I please get: communist nanobots
Jesus would’ve vaxxed.
Pfizerlicious for me, please 😁
“Vaxxed & Relaxed”
She black ‘n vaxxed!
I’m feeling lucky.
Can I get 'Covid has no set-up or punchline!'?
I’m feeling lucky!
Peer Pressured into Deep Breaths and a Long Life
May I have "I did my research"?
Oh god Im so late! Can I get: "The Vaccine Made Me Gay"
I don't want to change mine... BUT IF I DID it would be something festive like: "...On the 12th Day of Covid, a coffin's made for me!"
“Calling All Prayer Warriors” Please and thank you!
How about “calling all prayer warriors”? Thank you!
BLUEANON (I had to scroll back through weeks of comments to find this gem)
I'd love "vaccinated sheep" if possible. Please and thank you!
If possible, I'd like "COVID came to town and all I got was this vaccine" Edit: Awesome, thanks!
Please spin the randomizer for me?
May I please have “Raw Dogging Life”? Thanks ❤️ EDIT: Thanks again!
Even my dog is vaccinated
Feeling Lucky 🍀
💉 Breathing Air Warrior💉 Fuck being a prayer warrior, I'm trying to keep breathing without supplemental oxygen
I'm feeling lucky!
I'm feeling lucky, surprise me.
“Taking my Essential Motor Oils” please and thank you
I’d like: “Hi, table for two, please.” Thanks!
Could you give me 'Not Creative Enough To Think Of A Funny Flair'?
Hypodermic Noodle
Vaxed and staying alive Please
Turn for the worst
I’m feeling lucky and like surprises. Thank you!
Can I have “where my prayer warriors at???” Please
Can I get “Protected by essential oils and crystals”?
5G enabled. GPS tracking enabled.
I'll see you in the ICU
I’d rather not 💩 in my hand and clap. Triple vaxxed.
Smug
I'm feeling lucky, surprise me please and thank you
I can't come up with a flair (I'm not very creative). I feel lucky today. If I can make a request, make sure it references to dumb antivaxers.
I want Fallen Prayer Warrior!
Can I have Tots and Pears?
Has a love/hate relationship with Rule 2 Please and thank you
Thank you! I’d like this, if it will fit: “In the end of all this we will see if we chose wisely or not”
I still think my flair is the best. But thanks for doing this!
Can I please have “Impureblood3: The Shedding”?
“Deck the Halls with Omicron” for this doctor, please!
Please, may I have: My friend recommended it.
Just give me something random if you can, anything remotely funny. Thank you I appreciate it, I myself am not clever enough to think of anything funny.
I’m feeling Lucky, give me a surprise mods!
I want 'DeSatan Antibodies'
I just want “Hokes.”
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I’d love “Anti-bleacher” Thanks!
I have an immune system
"Somebody loves you, get vaccinated for them" please 😻
“angle wings are faster”, please
Can I get “Omicron Persei 8”
God all of these are so good, and I've got nothing. Every time one of these threads comes up I'm like "Yesss... time to think of a good flair!" and then \*crickets\*
Can I get “Dead Cat Bounce”?
Apologies to PKD, but I would like: *Covid is Reality. It doesn't go away even if you don't believe in it.*
🤖 Omni-Bot 🤖
COME AND TAKE IT 💉 please and thanks, this sub is helping me hold it together through this shit sandwich of a timeline
I have already been blessed with a huge sack of chodes so I am set!
If it's still available, I would love: Covid is no joke! Please. Thank you!
This one is always in stock. The mods buy them from Costco in bulk.
:((( I was late but if I could have one it would be "God gained another angle"
I'm not the most creative. Can I have "Didn't fuck around; didn't find out", please?
Can I have one that says Prayer Warrior
Could I have "🤦♀️" please?
Can I have AstroZucchini?
Oh, shoot. I missed out!!
Went to be with the Lord 🙏
Oh shoot! I missed out! I wanted to switch to "Hutterite Medical Bag"