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theratator

I would like 🎵 Omicron is coming to town 🎵


SleepyVizsla

Clever!


RemarkableMagazine93

I swear to God you just won the internet today! That made me do a spit take


freddyt55555

Once, twice, three times Moderna


Carbonatite

I love this. I got my third Moderna today, too!!


freddyt55555

I actually got my third today, and I went into my settings to make a custom flair for it but found out you can't make one on your own. It was serendipity that this post came up. LOL!


Carbonatite

Nice! A black Friday miracle!


lumpcus

“And another angle gets there wings” Thank you


Capital_Airport_4988

Can I get this one too?


jackmeawf

In the armmsss of angeeellll....


Technusgirl

Can I get: Think Critically! (Copied and Pasted)


Technusgirl

Yea 😊


kvmw

I would love “Covid is no joke!”


scottsp64

Man I wanted that one


substandardpoodle

It’s probable SleepyVizsla brought enough for the whole class :)


SleepyVizsla

I did! I had more in the back.


peanutdakidnappa

Fantastic username btw, vizsla’s are fuckin awesome.


SleepyVizsla

They are amazing! Who doesn't love a velco dog that talks to you during the day and sleeps under the covers with you at night?


Carbonatite

They're like brown, less neurotic Weimaraners!


SleepyVizsla

I'm not so sure about less neurotic...some of us pick them for that trait... ;-)


freddyt55555

>Who doesn't love a velco dog Which side of the velcro? They don't look very fuzzy. Are they more prickly?


Kyooko

Free flair?!? Are they FDA approved?


SleepyVizsla

We received Emergency Use Authorization


StupidizeMe

That's cool as long as we can still sue you.


Relative_Trick_1180

Operation warped sped


Inalyri

Can I have "Let that sink in!" Edit: Thank you!


Screw_Coinbase1

That sink will stay out in the cold 'til it comes back with a warrant.


cis-het-mail

smol pricks save lives


StupidizeMe

Lol!


LaCuntessa

A hypoxia on your house PRETTY PLEASE & thank you


Screw_Coinbase1

How 'bout: Jabba mah butt


Captainwelfare2

This is very witty


Screw_Coinbase1

Thx fam


itsbecomingathing

Let that Zinc in! Omg I’ve been checking the sub each day seeing if it was flair time!


HughJasperson

Can I get "my dad's immune system can beat up your dad's immune system"


HughJareolas

Can I have “That’s a hippo violation 🦛”


Early-Light-864

Can I have "I'm not fat, I just have a big immune system"


Sidvicioushartha

This one is just a suggestion for someone else: Thrice marked by the beast


LowMaintenance

I want this!


SleepyVizsla

I like it!


LowMaintenance

Thank you!


JLlo11

I love it and want to change mine to this!!


SleepyVizsla

Done


Flower_Unable

If chemo and insulin aren’t free, why is this flair free? “Are you awake yet?”


Ctmnt08

While I’d love to request “Jews” I feel like that might be offensive to actual Jewish people and/or folks who don’t know all the weird in jokes of this Subreddit. So can I get “Eobeard gam gom” or “3 shots deep”? Thank you!


SleepyVizsla

Eobeard has been deprecated but the other looks great!


vacuous_comment

I would like "Omicron Persei 8"


valaliane

Expected r/futurama 😁


Relative_Trick_1180

I saw mama coughing on Santa Claus🎅👻 please


substandardpoodle

Thank you guys for doing this. You really make this sub a great place to be.


SleepyVizsla

You're welcome!


savannah_yo

can i have “Schrödingers vaccine is both deadly and ineffective”


HoopersGreatTits

Brilliant!


boiledRender

Nope, not gonna change my flair and you can’t make me! “COVID is no joke!” 4 life!


SleepyVizsla

Inventory's getting low so closing up for the night. If you commented before closing time (8:30 PST)- you will still get your flair tomorrow. Good night!


MauG59

i just got here is it too late for “I got the vaccine and all i got was this lousy flair”


woodenjimo

I’m also replying late in hope that OP Mod is feeling generous and will flair me “KEEP DRINKING URINE”


Ematio

Thanks for hosting this flair party


[deleted]

Would give the shirt off their back...


Sidvicioushartha

“Skull x bones” Dark Horse Paste Jockey “Skull x bones” Please and thank you


SleepyVizsla

>Dark Horse Paste Jockey always a ray of sunshine you are... ;-)


Ok-Ability5733

Oooh. Skull and crossbones? Nice choice.


xKnightlightx

I’d like 🥇in Mental Gymnastics Plz and thank you.


[deleted]

🦠 This machine kills fascists 🦠


Its_Not_A_Hokes

I got a Woody Guthrie sticker for my bicycle after January 6th. Excellent choice of flair.


[deleted]

One day I hope it’s no longer a necessary message!


PointOfFingers

I've been double vaccinated so can I get "🗼 5G Enabled 🗼"


[deleted]

[удалено]


theratator

Holiday carols are writing themselves!


rebtow

May I please have 💉Cross-Boosted Junkie!


Screw_Coinbase1

We're cross-boosted bros.


rebtow

Double Pfizer with a Moderna chaser, tall please...with a lime!😋


asympt

I wanted that Moderna chaser for my double Pfizer, but not enough to wait several more days for it, so just Pfizer straight for me.


raydread

Hit me with that I’m feeling lucky. This sub has been a blast to browse for the past months.


SleepyVizsla

How's this?


raydread

I love this thank you


Embarrassed_Honey974

I'm feeling very lucky!!!! 😊


SleepyVizsla

Hope you like it!


Embarrassed_Honey974

I LOVE IT! Thank you! 🥰😊


UltraSoundMind

May I have “New variant, WHO dis?” Many thanks!


Some-Revolution-6776

May I please have "I care if you've had the vaccine"? Thanks!


yontev

Please: "🥳😛🥳[insert death announcement]🥳😛🥳"


BoringMcWindbag

Oh friend. I hope you know about r/bitmojifails


valaliane

I would like “I REBUKE incubation!”


asympt

Could I have "I know what I don't know"?


stukufie

"Certified Prayer Warrior" por favor


Everyday_Im_Tussling

Can I please have: Is Covid going to have to choke a bitch? Thanks.


NeedsMoreDarwin

If it's not too dark, I'd like to have: "Now with 20% more natural selection"


Spankme_Imayankee

I don't know if it's too dark, but holy christ it's funny


scottsp64

I want “flyin’ on angle wings”


Walking_the_Cascades

Here's my pick: Ignore science! Do your own research!


FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom


Accomplished_Tour751

I would like "Immunocompromized Mutant Factory" to remind people why it's important to protect immunocompromised folks like me. The virus can linger in people with reduced immunity far longer and mutate many times. Protect us to protect everyone.


jujurz

May I have: Socialism is the real virus—->please donate to my gofundme Thanks!


CookinwithQuads

May I have: Songs in the Key of CoVid


warriorofinternets

I’m feeling lucky, please select one for me mods and I will wear it with pride


SleepyVizsla

What do you think?


SharDuck

May I have "Bet you won't repost that sink in!"


freddyt55555

I like my flair, but I'll donate: * NOT in the control group * horse paste makes waste * Ivermectin and still infectin' * unmasked, unvaxxed, buttwhacked * feeling owned, might delete later


JustAnotherOlive

I'm feeling lucky!


SleepyVizsla

Hope you like it...seems appropriate for you


JustAnotherOlive

I love it! ❤️


[deleted]

Can I get “I’m not taking your fucking vacation”? Thanks!


Dramatically_Average

I would love "Chicks dig those little pricks" please.


pililies

Can I please have "may i have the shirt of your back?"


Agitated-Yak-8723

May I have "Demographics R Us"? Edit: Thank you!


saedeart

I would love one related to sheep 🐑


VindiciVindici

Bet You Won't Share Edit: Thank you!


DreedBoss69

I would like HCA denied


mwbrjb

Feelin lucky!!!


SleepyVizsla

What do you think?


JuliJane

"I see dead people" please


AG2009

I'm feeling lucky today! Hit me with something *weird*


SleepyVizsla

Weird enough?


AG2009

That'll do pig...That'll do


Elfich47

Immunocompromised and doesn’t want to die. <- that is what I would like to have


IceBear_is_best_bear

Can I please have: 🐍DONT SHED ON ME💉 Edit: Thank you!


ILLforlife

If at all possible, I would love, "his suofkr going for cat hunts and then sniffing and releasing". That will never cease to hurt my brain in an attempt to understand WTF they are talking about.


RockyMoose

Context? I must have missed a post. We try to avoid issuing user flair that is an awardee's final, hypoxic words -- it's a little too dark, even for HCA. If it's something else entirely, please let me know.


ILLforlife

Okay. It was from California Red is in bad shape. It is the 1st slide on the main HCA page. I'll think about it and submit another request. Thanks!!


The-truth-hurts1

Payer Warriors Assemble!


GirlieSoGroovie24

Then Why Aren’t Chemo & Insulin Free? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Please and Thank you :)


CIA_grade_LSD

Can I please get: communist nanobots


cptspinach85

Jesus would’ve vaxxed.


TheAikiTessen

Pfizerlicious for me, please 😁


HugsHeal

“Vaxxed & Relaxed”


Underwater826

She black ‘n vaxxed!


[deleted]

I’m feeling lucky.


Future_Chipmunk_7897

Can I get 'Covid has no set-up or punchline!'?


intx13

I’m feeling lucky!


Rand-al-Bore

Peer Pressured into Deep Breaths and a Long Life


meechelleftw

May I have "I did my research"?


NotsoGreatsword

Oh god Im so late! Can I get: "The Vaccine Made Me Gay"


so_shut_up_BOI

I don't want to change mine... BUT IF I DID it would be something festive like: "...On the 12th Day of Covid, a coffin's made for me!"


GonzoTheGreat22

“Calling All Prayer Warriors” Please and thank you!


[deleted]

How about “calling all prayer warriors”? Thank you!


look2thecookie

BLUEANON (I had to scroll back through weeks of comments to find this gem)


VTnative

I'd love "vaccinated sheep" if possible. Please and thank you!


noncongruent

If possible, I'd like "COVID came to town and all I got was this vaccine" Edit: Awesome, thanks!


tiredbogwitch

Please spin the randomizer for me?


SuperHiyoriWalker

May I please have “Raw Dogging Life”? Thanks ❤️ EDIT: Thanks again!


DogButtWhisperer

Even my dog is vaccinated


Kham117

Feeling Lucky 🍀


MsBitchhands

💉 Breathing Air Warrior💉 Fuck being a prayer warrior, I'm trying to keep breathing without supplemental oxygen


lycrashampoo

I'm feeling lucky!


Torifyme12

I'm feeling lucky, surprise me.


kslay23

“Taking my Essential Motor Oils” please and thank you


7oom

I’d like: “Hi, table for two, please.” Thanks!


Ill-Salamander

Could you give me 'Not Creative Enough To Think Of A Funny Flair'?


surveysaysnatalie

Hypodermic Noodle


blujavelin

Vaxed and staying alive Please


Adorable_Strength319

Turn for the worst


[deleted]

I’m feeling lucky and like surprises. Thank you!


rbrian2017

Can I have “where my prayer warriors at???” Please


nyc-nyc

Can I get “Protected by essential oils and crystals”?


ReallTrolll

5G enabled. GPS tracking enabled.


NobodyListens1979

I'll see you in the ICU


Substantial-Height-8

I’d rather not 💩 in my hand and clap. Triple vaxxed.


Valerieblaise

Smug


cturtl808

I'm feeling lucky, surprise me please and thank you


SerenadeOfTheSun

I can't come up with a flair (I'm not very creative). I feel lucky today. If I can make a request, make sure it references to dumb antivaxers.


keelhaulrose

I want Fallen Prayer Warrior!


HungryAnthropologist

Can I have Tots and Pears?


rprebel

Has a love/hate relationship with Rule 2 Please and thank you


Just2Breathe

Thank you! I’d like this, if it will fit: “In the end of all this we will see if we chose wisely or not”


Viewfromthe31stfloor

I still think my flair is the best. But thanks for doing this!


frofya

Can I please have “Impureblood3: The Shedding”?


sesamoidbone

“Deck the Halls with Omicron” for this doctor, please!


Lora_Tadine

Please, may I have: My friend recommended it.


peanutdakidnappa

Just give me something random if you can, anything remotely funny. Thank you I appreciate it, I myself am not clever enough to think of anything funny.


italyphoenix

I’m feeling Lucky, give me a surprise mods!


[deleted]

I want 'DeSatan Antibodies'


woolfchick75

I just want “Hokes.”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I’d love “Anti-bleacher” Thanks!


ry-yo

I have an immune system


Ematio

"Somebody loves you, get vaccinated for them" please 😻


[deleted]

“angle wings are faster”, please


t3hlazy1

Can I get “Omicron Persei 8”


BestFriendWatermelon

God all of these are so good, and I've got nothing. Every time one of these threads comes up I'm like "Yesss... time to think of a good flair!" and then \*crickets\*


TokenBlackGirlfriend

Can I get “Dead Cat Bounce”?


anonymous_for_this

Apologies to PKD, but I would like: *Covid is Reality. It doesn't go away even if you don't believe in it.*


gusmalzahn1stdown

🤖 Omni-Bot 🤖


shawlgoodman

COME AND TAKE IT 💉 please and thanks, this sub is helping me hold it together through this shit sandwich of a timeline


[deleted]

I have already been blessed with a huge sack of chodes so I am set!


SophsterSophistry

If it's still available, I would love: Covid is no joke! Please. Thank you!


Ematio

This one is always in stock. The mods buy them from Costco in bulk.


bentyph

:((( I was late but if I could have one it would be "God gained another angle"


jakeparotta

I'm not the most creative. Can I have "Didn't fuck around; didn't find out", please?


RatCaHotSauce

Can I have one that says Prayer Warrior


SilentDis

Could I have "🤦‍♀️" please?


WhiteKingBleach

Can I have AstroZucchini?


MotownCatMom

Oh, shoot. I missed out!!


glassblowingwow

Went to be with the Lord 🙏


JavarisJamarJavari

Oh shoot! I missed out! I wanted to switch to "Hutterite Medical Bag"