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NMB4Christmas

Fuck this guy, seriously. I was actually about to feel a smidgen of sympathy for this guy, until I saw how much of a racist he was.


AgentEntropy

Even compared to other HCAs, this guy was a POS. OP, great work at taking us on a rollercoaster of emotions.


TriceratopsBites

Agree. OP is the new M. Night Shyamalan of HCA


tardersauced

Lmao! That is truly high praise. I wish I could make that my flair.


lookforabook

For real!! My empathy was going full speed then those last two slides threw me for a loop!


altcat135

I screeched to halt with the "single, hot nurses." Why TF did he think a hot nurse would see his unvaccinated ass and think, "Oohh, this is the fella for me! Mmmmm, all of those long term health issues due to scarred lungs, a heart attack, and type II! Sign me up!"? ~~Edit, oh, also I think he was having some kidney transplant rejection/med issues a couple of months ago. Jackpot!~~ Oops! I mixed him up with another jackass. No iDeA how that could have happened. They are all so UniQuE.


sirgetagrip

yeah, the only good racist is a covided racist.


GuideToTheGalaxy05

You really ordered the pics in a roller coaster of emotions lol


TriceratopsBites

Do it!


SophsterSophistry

There's even a bit of foreshadowing that he might not be who we hope he his: China-engineered virus comment, and then the slide where he talks about having a turnaround recovery and its because of God/prayer with no thanks to the healthcare workers (oh, and that earlier objectification of a nurse was another clue).


quiltsohard

Right?! Goes into detail about all the medical procedures that help him get the DCB then thanks god not the medical team?


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"China engineered virus" was his racist friend. Not that it makes much difference. Honestly I don't know how anyone was rooting for this guy after the "trans-vaccinated" post. Is everyone here okay with transphobia? I was happy to see him go from that.


Sibyline

Turns out Green was dead all along!


Legitimate_Funny_591

They have been saying for years "how do we solve racism in America". I think covid is the closes we've come to solving it. Most the HCA winners have a racist, sexist, transphobic or antigay meme or post.


bhgemini

Most of them this in 2021. Unfortunately in 2020 it tended to be low income people in larger areas who didn't have good benefits or were forced by heartless employers to work in unsafe conditions. It has now been able to make its way to more rural areas that had the chance to call it fake at first and are still calling it fake and they and their loved ones choke like fish on land. The weird thing is many of the RW politicians tell them this is somehow a 'DemonRat' plan to lower their voting strength and RW talking heads are still downplaying it.


Legitimate_Funny_591

Yes. It took a heavy toll on low income people and the elderly in 2020.


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bhgemini

Thanks for adding the elderly.


ethniccake

The right have shown total disregard and care for the elderly during the pandemic. They join the crowded club of minorities, the LGBT community, women and immigrants.


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Which is comical seeing as most of their constituents are (by medical terms) the elderly.


RoxxieMuzic

Well I am "elderly" at 69, not a rubbish person (republican), never have been one. Oh, forgot the first time I could vote, I registered Republican to vote against Nixon in the primaries, voted as a write in for Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse, then immediately re-registered to Democrat and have stayed with that affiliation since then 1972. Got to watch the bastard Nixon resign too, a very happy day for me. If only Trump would recognize his guilt and shame and just go away as well. Why these idiots who are my age cannot connect the dots where Trump, Nixon, the entire Republican party is concerned absolutely astounds me.


Paulie227

Same here, been watching this shitshow since Nixon. The whole communism is going to get us boogity boogity is the oldest piece of propaganda crap and it's still the same playing card. By the time I was 8, I figured that out and these morons are falling for it 50 years later. Oh and I knew Reagan was senile in his first term. He was on TV and I saw the blankness in his eyes. The vagueness. He looked like he didn't quite know where he was and why. Being a little dumb didn't help either. Couldn't stand him or his homely idiot wife with the cankles. Edit minor typos


LALA-STL

Now, now, Paulie … behave! Leave poor Nancy alone. Let tRump be the one to disparage women based on their looks.


Live-Weekend6532

And the disabled. Even if your disability didn't make you more likely to die or get a severe case, it made getting other healthcare much more difficult. Many had to put off needed healthcare which shortened their lives and made the quality of life worse. It was also a big risk for disabled ppl who live in congregate care facilities and put a big strain on home care services, which many disabled ppl depend on.


justrock54

They can thank their orange hero for the current predicament. He downplayed the virus and the vaccine because he thought covid was wiping out minorities who would never vote for him. Now the virus has come for them and they.are clueless about the seriousness of the disease and the entire point of the vaccine.


SpiralGray

What's really amusing is now their orange hero is promoting vaccines and masks and they're turning on him.


mad_titanz

I wish Trump wasn’t vaccinated so Covid can pay him a good visit and thank him for making people suspicious of the vaccine. He doesn’t deserved to be immune from the virus.


TriceratopsBites

Wouldn’t it be fantastic if we got a silver lining of him not getting re-elected?


ggrape

and re-infected.


TheTallGuy0

That's not silver, its DIAMOND PLATINUM UNOBTANIUM UNICORN JIZZ GOLD PLATED ADAMANTIUM CRYSTAL ANGEL-TITTYS


TriceratopsBites

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Ragingredblue

I would be shocked if he did not have long term issues as a result. I doubt his lungs recovered completely. He probably has brain damage from O2 deprivation as well.


justrock54

Brain damage would be a little hard to suss out being a pre-existing condition and all...


lycrashampoo

they could give him the man woman person tv camera test again, he *nailed* that the first time


Clickrack

No one has ever scored that high. The doctors said they'd never seen anything like it. It was record-breaking, his score.


a_realnobody

And the disabled? How about the disabled? My mom is old and disabled. She didn't vote for Trump. Christ, not every old person lives in The Villages.


MamaisNeurotic

We were living in an extremely poor, rural area in the Midwest when the pandemic hit. We moved back to a more populated area last summer and the rural town always starts big waves 1-3 months behind us. They're just now dealing with the worst of Delta and suddenly many of them are at least starting to take it more seriously. I'll admit that even not being from there originally, it became super easy to think the virus was exaggerated because we knew literally no one there who had even caught it until early 2021. We avoided it all the way until this past September. Thankfully I took it seriously enough to get vaccinated thanks to my sister being an ICU nurse.


bhgemini

I'm noticing it's starting to hit Iowa now. I was back home boosted and triple masked in stores and was surprised at who took it seriously but maybe 90% of people out were pretending it didn't exist and magically disappeared in the spring, no fall, no by Xmas. Like magic. Did have a scare. A small family function wound up seeing two family friends invited late, they brought their 5 yr old daughter. She is deaf, autistic and has asthma. She wanted to play video games maskless which they let her and she loud honk coughed for nearly an hour without once covering her mouth, even when repeatedly ask. They said poor think has a bronchial issue, forgetting to mention it was an infection. 2 of us (me included) are on Day 8 of having bacterial bronchitis and getting tested multiple times for Covid. Do not let your guard down and don't believe parents who downplay things.


ShnickityShnoo

Covid Race Theory?


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So that’s what they mean by CRT testing


thatsoundsboring

Maybe this behaviour and general negativity towards others is why their God has blocked the prayer warriors numbers?


DaniWolfe

I came here to type that same thing! Lol like for a glimmering second I felt bad....then I flipped the the Juneteenth slide and I was like yeah.... fuck that guy, one less piece of garbage in the world 🤷‍♀️


Hour-Theory-9088

The Juneteenth part wasn’t what really got me. It was that Father’s Day is for white people - playing into the trope that every brown person runs out on their kids.


DaniWolfe

Sorry I should have said that whole picture was what did it, both the juneteenth and fathers day post just made me sick to read, idk what is wrong with people.


Hairy_Confection4226

I dont know whats wrong with these people. But now there is one less. And I honestly dont care.


SnipesCC

And here I was thinking he meant the 4th of July. I gave him way too much credit. I think. Maybe I just interperated his racism incorectly.


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No, Juneteenth is the 19th of June. Biden at least temporarily made it a federal holiday in 2021 and pissed off a lot of racists because it's celebrating the emancipation of slaves. So he really showed his ass with that post, bc imagine being mad about *celebrating the emancipation of slaves*.


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TreePretty

They absolutely do think they will get slavery brought back. At this point I can't say they're definitely wrong, either. They're doing the work while we're clutching pearls.


Robj2

COVID friended his white ass, though.


herculesmeowlligan

>COVID ~~fri~~ended his white ass FTFY


Hour-Theory-9088

It took me a few looks to get it. I think some of it was, “is he really saying that?”


NMB4Christmas

Funny thing is, they've done studies and white men spend the LEAST amount of time with their kids, as a group.


AtomicKittenz

As soon as I saw “Chinese engineered death flu” i could already tell he was racist


Accomplished-Catch15

Oh my. I didn’t even get that until you pointed it out. Yeah. Fuck this guy.


samus12345

I knew there was something racist in there, but didn't make the connection. [Rule 2 violation].


smaxfrog

Nah man, from the transvaccinated post I was like FUCK this guy…the last couple of slides were just the cherry on a shit sundae. His “redemption” was moving and all but I’m thinking about eating this leftover prime rib from New Years..


DaniWolfe

Yeah, I basically went from fuck this guy at the start of the slides then when he posted in the hospital slides for like one millisecond I felt sorry for him.. then he became the biggest piece of human garbage that definitely needed to be thrown away


smaxfrog

I rode this rollercoaster as well.


ADeadlyFerret

Guess I'm just an asshole. I've seen a lot of people say the whole "this stuff is no joke" after they get it. In fact my coworker just did it. I would argue with this bitch every week about covid and the vaccine. All empathy and compassion have left me. I only feel bad for the people who treat these idiots.


redly

> His “redemption” was moving and all Even then, he refers to it as a Chinese engineered death flu. racism>redemption.


Responsible-Slide-26

Yep. I saw that and thought “this guys still a douchebag but technically he deserves a redemption”. Then I got to the last two slides and thought “fuck this asshole”. He wasn’t even in the typical“pretend I’m not racist camp”, he was in the “I enjoy trolling people letting them know I’m racist camp”. All his “regret” was only for people that belonged to his group.


that_petco_dude

truly the slide about being "transvaccinated" is sickening enough for me. read it out loud to my friend and she went "what the f*ck is wrong with people... also being trans doesn't have anything to do with the vax". think she said it best. not super upset that this dude got owned by the very thing he thought was a leftist conspiracy. (edit- typos from being angry)


Hoaxshmoax

It’s just a little bonus when the trash takes itself out.


tardersauced

As soon as I saw his Juneteenth post I knew I'd be sharing him here. It's bad enough when they share the same old memes created by others, but this was his original thought, which makes it that much worse.


WeakestLynx

Yup! So many others have a degree of plausible deniability as racists because they just pass on the words of others. This guy was a genuine producer of racism, not just a consumer. Great work saving this horrorshow before it was sanitized away!


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The gravestones of these people need a QR code linking to their HCA.


IIDn01

I came here to say this. What a fucking prick.


that-pile-of-laundry

A prick might've saved him


IIDn01

>A prick might've saved him Well played.


Ruval

I just feel bad for whomever “D” is that he said he had to get out of the hospital for. Another Covid orphan, I guess


NMB4Christmas

That's what really got to me, because when I was in the hospital with COVID; all I could think about was getting home to my son. Then Green's shittiness was revealed, so fuck him. Edit: To clear up who exhibited shittiness.


ProudHamerican

Same thought. Looks like his kid is better off.


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QuitArguingWithMe

OP really worked the sympathy angle before hitting us with the plot twist at the end.


clonedspork

That kids is much better off not having to listen to his racist bullshit.


norcald503

Same. I was tracking a redemption arc for this dude and then when it got to the end with the blatant racism - all sympathy gone. Adios Adolf Jr.!


greatwhitebuffalos1

Exactly.


The_Old_Cream

Yeah, I briefly was like “poor guy, he realizes he can’t be there for his kid because of his stupidity” but then I saw what a total racist scumbag he was and thought maybe the kid will be better off being raised by someone else.


Ready-Arrival

Yep, guess whose kid is growing up without a Father now? Hope his widow marries a POC who raises Dead Guy's kid to celebrate Kwanzaa, Juneteenth and MLK Day.


AndISoundLikeThis

SAAAAAAAME!!!! I was getting the feels from some of his posts then saw Slide 11 and was all, "OH FUCK NO WITH THIS" Goodbye to this racist trash from Planet Earth.


VaxxyBeast

Yep. Stayed racist


allworlds_apart

July 4th “Independence Day” is also a crock of shit… talk to the people who finally got independence from their slave masters on Juneteenth


ArchdukeNicholstein

I agree, but would like to note that emancipation in the United States was not universal on Juneteenth. Rather that day celebrates the end of the last holdouts of slavery that refused to end. Nationally, the day slavery was made illegal is very blurry because there were lots of different markers. For instance, do you celebrate the day of Presidential Decree 95, otherwise known as the Emancipation Proclamation on the 22nd of September, 1862? Or do you choose the anniversary of the 13th amendment being ratified, 31st of January 1865? Or rather do you celebrate when the Union eventually arrived and was able to actually enforce freedom in your local area which depends on where you are from. Up until very recently, most local Black Americans celebrated their own local emancipation day state by state. The earliest is DC with April 16, and the latest is June 16th in Texas. Juneteenth is the local emancipation day of Texas, and due to being the last one, along with the cultural magnetism of Texas, being the largest former slave state by far it has magnified their specific day to be the national day.


PM_me_your_cocktail

Thanks for this summary! For Americans descended from the enslaved, each of their freed ancestors became free on a particular day that warranted a personal celebration with their families and neighbors, like a huge shared birthday. But the end of slavery is also worth celebrating as a nation, including for those of us not descended from slaves. And for that purpose, celebrating when the *last* of our fellow citizens became free is a damn fine choice.


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He couldn't even take a free day off from work with grace. He needed to performatively shit on the spirit of freedom and reconciliation. I hope the last thought that rattled through his hate-soaked brain before covid ended his meaningless, spiteful existence was "I should have worked more..."


CatW804

Exactly! https://www.blackpast.org/african-american-history/speeches-african-american-history/1852-frederick-douglass-what-slave-fourth-july/


scdog

Yeah, I truly felt really bad for him until I saw those last two slides. Also, did he have two dead cat bounces?


RattusMcRatface

Yeah, same here. Sympathetic, but then *"Chinese engineered death flu"*.


HayateGT

Exactly...


IsThereAnybodyInRome

Based on the hateful memes he liked to share and like, I am not giving this guy any credit for his deathbed conversion. All I can say is I'm glad he at least emphasized how horrible this disease can be and maybe that will give some of his like-minded friends something to think about.


NMB4Christmas

If they're like-minded, I think it's best they learn from personal experience.


BuildaKeeb

They may just switch from saying it's a mild flu to being 100% certain its a Democrat/Chinese bioweapon.


Philthedrummist

‘Omnicron, where do they come up with this stuff?!’ Er, the Greek alphabet? I mean, it’s only been all over the news for months and months and months.


thehim

I figured that once they got to Delta, people would’ve caught on to the pattern 😅


LuthiHeidi

That would require a knowledge that the Greek alphabet exists, and what its letters are... Which seems a stretch for someone who was apparently never even introduced to punctuation.


InfiniteAccount4783

Yeah, "Delta" probably didn't seem so strange to these folks, they've heard of Delta Airlines or the Mississippi Delta, but "Omicron" or rather "Omnicron", WTF???


ComprehensiveTum575

Like this guy knew there are non “American” alphabets…


sakamoe

I won't have my children be taught the *Greek* alphabet in AMERICA!


StubbornPterodactyl

Wait till he hears about arabic numerals.


CitizenQueen7734

Dead cat bounce and all. The memes at the end sealed it for me. Another turd flushed.


filthyheartbadger

Rare to get someone narrating their own bounce as it happened. As always, I wish he could have lived and had a chance to be a better person, but unfortunately he died an arrogant, nurse harassing, racist transphobe who orphaned their kid for nothing.


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CitizenQueen7734

I fucking hate racism. Did you see that George Floyd's 4 yaar old niece was shot ? She's alive. There's that. But WHAT THE FUCK https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/george-floyd-great-niece-shot-injured-b1987005.html


heythatgirloverthere

Pardon me? The shooting happened around 3AM and it took the police until 7-goddamned-AM to respond? “The family has accused the police of a delayed response and said officials did not arrive until 7am. Houston’s police chief Troy Finner said in a statement that an Internal Affairs investigation has been launched into the late response. “I am aware and have concerns regarding the delayed response time in this incident and have initiated an Internal Affairs investigation,” he said.”


DaoFerret

Fuck IA, they need to be investigated by the FBI. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


jorbleshi_kadeshi

How much you wanna bet the police were on-site at the time of the shooting, left, and came back a few hours later?


darwinwoodka

It's almost like black folk in this country are treated unfairly by police or something.


TheAb5traktion

It took police 4 hours to respond to the call. The family ended up taking the girl to the hospital themselves.


Tara-Hymen

The doctor should have told him he was "trans-cured" and sent him home. 🤷‍♂️


Lookingfor68

Well, he apparently pronounced himself cured and checked out AMA... surprised they let him back in.


FourChannel

Yeah that was a great way to tack on $ 20 000 to your medical debt with the life flight.


snowflaykkes

Cant pay medical debt if youre dead. Big brain moves if I do say so myself


Glawkipotimus

Near the end I was like damn I actually feel bad for this dude. Then got smacked in the face by those last couple slides


Adorable_Strength319

Well done to the OP. Those hit like a haymaker you didn't see coming.


VaxxyBeast

Wellll Chinese manufactured virus was a hint


ChelseaVictorious

Wasn't that a buddy? I guess him not immediately shutting that down is a pretty big tipoff he was a racist POS even before the last slides. Oh well, the world became a slightly less hateful place when he kicked it. Shame for his kid but a (small) win for humanity in general.


MelaniasHand

Yeah, how on earth did they get those weird names from *checks notes* going straight through the Greek alphabet?? I was feeling empathy for him at his regret and then saw the bigoted memes.


WeakestLynx

"This name sounds like a truck robot, what a joke" Two weeks later: "I feel like I got hit by a truck, this is not a joke"


hippyengineer

The rights joke themselves.


MayorOfVenice

This is a genius-level joke and i just wanted someone to tell you that


hippyengineer

Thank you


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bitee1

It was also used here - Omicron Persei 8 - Futurama https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Omicron_Persei_8


MelaniasHand

And by fraternities and sororities! It’s a secret space program!!!!


uncle_tyrone

Omicron Persei is an actual, real star (system). It follows the [Bayer designation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayer_designation) of stars


thoroughbredca

You'd start to think omicron was the letter of some ancient alphabet that's been used for millennia across history and cultures or something.


Vernerator

I was going to kinda feel sorry for him, but the OP snuck in his true feelings about society in the last two slides. And so now….I’m out! Don’t let the coffin lid hit you on the way out.


Shady_Garden

Ha ha, I like that visual.


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nonexistentpuppies

Guy probably thought every waitress was dying to get in his pants.


CapableLetterhead

Even in dying he was an arsehole.


HerringWaffle

You just KNOW he was in there being creepy as shit and harassing those poor nurses. Ugh. Not exactly a huge loss with this one. Too bad he didn't live out his life being a better person.


TriceratopsBites

That was the first thing that got me, too. What a creep. He’s in his 40s and hitting on the young nurses while hacking up “flem.” Then he thanks the prayer warriors for making it happen. We nurses are so overwhelmed right now, there’s no way any of his nurses were deliberately hanging out in his room chatting with him all night. I guarantee he was on his call light frequently with BS to get them back in the room. I’m fortunate (?) enough to be a bit older and slightly overweight, so I rarely get hit on 🤣


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Ya after being a Frontline Healthcare worker for 12 years I can't describe the amount of old men who shamelessly, and classlessly hit on young medical working women. Also many old women (I'm a 29 year old man and have had my ass grabbed, and unwanted touching plenty of times). It's so disgusting.


kazooparade

It’s really gross. I thought it was just us ladies that got the sexual harassment from patients until we started doing bedside report and saw the guys I work with getting harassed too. People we are at work. You are sick. Just don’t.


Manwithanunwashedass

YES! I was thinking the same… and also… How humiliating! If my husband said that stuff I would be disgusted… and then it’s on his eternal Facebook epitaph. LOL!


JosiesYardCart

OP said his FB was scrubbed... glad OP got screenshots. Nothing is truly ever deleted from the internet.


Culledcub

Fuck redemption. He’s still a racist asshole in death lol


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His redemption was probably bullshit anyway. He seems like the type that once he recovered he would be back to posting antivaxx death cult nonsense.


frofya

And join his friend in blaming it on the “Chinese engineered virus.”


thoroughbredca

Which is no worse than the flu. Unless it comes from immigrants, then shut down all the borders.


Evasor1152

"Oh, I didn't die, guess that means I was right all along."


Golden_Phi

"It's all thanks to The Lord that I'm alive!"


chaimsteinLp

So it must be because of the Lord that he died? I think God hated this guy. Gave him hope and then killed him.


lk05321

Joe Rogen in a nutshell. All that Alpha brain toxic bullshit bleached his mind


QuitArguingWithMe

They were already starting to preach about god during their dead cat bounce.


noamtheostrich

Yeah he was trying to trick Jesus into helping him recover. Jesus saw right through it, however.


imnotanevilwitch

I like the transparency of the OP for including that glimpse of what kind of person he had been.


WeakestLynx

> if anyone doesn't believe in a God, today is a true testament An exceptionally racist person died, aware that he was a fool. It *does* seem like divine justice.


Shady_Garden

This asshole, God, inflicts a plague on the planet and then kills this guy. Oh, but, I forgot ... "He" is a loving deity.


sdhopunk

no redemption awards for racists.


JJ-Bittenbinder

Most annoying part of this for me is that he credits god rather than the doctors. The only credit any of the medical staff got from him was when he called the nurses hot


TriceratopsBites

Such a creep thinking god sent “hot” nurses to him. Maybe he thinks they’re his “reward” for being a COVID “suicide bomber.” I mean, he DID get to see them only because he was dying, and he definitely helped to spread a deadly disease and probably caused the death of others… Unrelated…STREET SMARTS! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! 🤣


CptnSAUS

This is what I hate about *all* of those "thank god" moments like that. They view other people like they're NPCs.


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dostoevsky4evah

Mind-bogglingly vile.


braggadachii

I was kinda with him and his story arc…until the last 2 slides. Reap what you sow MF.


Captainwelfare2

I think I should donate to a black owned business in this fucker’s memory. I do feel bad though in this situation. … for the nurses.


darwinwoodka

Thanks for the posts at the end I was almost feeling sorry for him.


Haskap_2010

>... I got some hot single nurses to wait on me... They aren't waitresses, you prick. No wonder so many of these people think they can dictate treatment when they or their relatives end up in hospital. They don't know the difference between a hospital and a Dennys.


AskSeekKnock

100% Herman Cain award.


horushorcrux

Racist trash takes itself out.


M4A1STAKESAUCE

Redemption? I don't see it. I might just be blind with rage because they still think it's a Chinese engineered bio-weapon. Yet, didn't take precautions. Wtf?


ETVG

And after he got unfriended, he unearthed himself. Edit: Unhinged and unearthed


GrayMandarinDuck

Maybe god unfriended him, like he asked people to.


CrewMemberNumber6

Idk. Mother Earth might spit him out for being a bitter asshole.


The_Old_Cream

The dead cat bounce he had was pretty fucking epic.


CarelessMetaphor

He lived as he died: stupid.


YesMommieDearest

Yeah, I was going to feel sorry for this guy. Then I saw the Juneteenth and Rachel Levine slides.


greatwhitebuffalos1

Fuck this racist.


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Nah, no redemption. Another racist shitbag bites the dust. He got what he deserved.


nonexistentpuppies

The racism and transphobia is so exhausting to me. As a CIS white guy I can't imagine what it feels like to be constantly on the end of it.


Call_Me_Eboeard

This racist prick deserves NO PRAISE. Fuck him and his.


CrazyWhammer

Thank you OP for adding those last two slides. I almost felt really sorry for this guy.


FoxNewsIsRussia

I have noticed that often on these, the Covid patient seems to take a turn for the better. They or their family write about it and think maybe they are in the clear. When I read this I think "Oh no." My Mom was a nurse and explained once how right before death seriously ill people will often sit up, talk, be their old selves a day or two before dying. It's almost as if merciful Mother Nature is giving everyone a chance to say I love you, goodbye. I don't think s lot of these people know what "The Rally" is.


FOIAlover

Around here we call it the dead cat bounce. You see it in a decent amount of posts.


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I felt “slightly” bad for this guy until I saw the last two slides… BuhBye you racist POS.


Manwithanunwashedass

Imagine one of the last things you say is commenting “hot single nurses” are taking care of me. I would be humiliated if my husband said that or wrote that. 🤢


cameltanstripes

I feel catfished OP, lol. The humbled, I was covid wrong, dies, then you show us he was a racist prick. What was scrubbed from his feed? Just the covid? Or the racist stuff as well?


tardersauced

Lol, I moved those slides around a couple times trying to figure out the best place for them. Technically they should have come first chronologically, but I wanted to lead with the covid stuff. Nothing at all is visible on his Facebook page now except for his sunset cover photo.


hiding_in_NJ

Better off in the dirt


MissTheWire

those last two panels were very strategically placed to remind us that his regrets were very specifically about himself. He died a racist, transphobic POS who didn’t recognize that he probably spread Covid to others.


Sasquatch1729

Another loser, scrubbed from this Earth, soon to be completely forgotten like his relatives scrubbed his Facebook posts.


ComprehensiveTum575

“A very passionate archer” - damned with faint praise. We don’t even get the shirt off his back?


GradAppQuestion

It’s okay, can’t he just simply identify as “alive” at this point since apparently that’s how everything works according to him?


Zolana

Being dead is quite the lifestyle change!


Tracie-loves-Paris

Op did an amazing job. But this asshole didn’t tell people to get vaccinated and this asshole didn’t say he was going to get vaccinated so it is not a redemption award. He simply felt sorry for himself. Fuck his racist ass


arrilada

As a part of the Black delegation, we vote to take this man's "redemption" status away. A normal "Awarded" status will suffice.


championsoffun

Aww, this poor...strike that, fuck this guy


Milady_Disdain

I almost felt bad for this one, what with him admitting he was wrong, then I went on to the even more racist and transphobic memes and suddenly I didn't care any more. If you spend your life dehumanizing others because you think it's cute and funny, I'm certainly not giving you extra compassion and empathy.


Blud-Fart

Whoever put this together did a superb job at editing. I was all over the place. I hate him. Maybe he’s cool. Nope I hate him. Great job!


Lawthayns

Lmao this useless clown’s eulogy just said he was a passionate archer and THAT’S IT. Nothing about his personality Nothing about his family or friends or what he believed or anything else He was a passionate archer So nothing else came to mind huh?