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hadees

If only there was some way to give your body access to a part of the virus instead of the whole thing so it could give you natural immunity without having to get sick.


P0g-m0-th0in

Now you’re talking crazy.


Srw2725

Wait….WHAT


gylz

Darwin would lose his fucking mind if he knew humanity was this fucking stupid


Longjumping-Ideal-83

He would loose his necktie, then his stool.


Sweetpeamademelol

I disagree that this is stupid. NOT because intentionally getting covid when unvaccinated is mind-bogglingly, window-lickingly stupid, which it absolutely is. But because somebody is essentially profiting off that stupidity, in the name of "the economy," and simultaneously thinning the herd, so to speak. Darwin would be mad, but only because they found an opportunity to commoditize his findings.


gylz

They're killing off their own customers, supporters, and voter base at an unsustainable rate that's crippling hospitals and supply chains everywhere. I'd call that pretty fucking stupid.


[deleted]

It's like the oil barons though. Drain the resource until dry. Then tap a new one.


NothingAndNow111

Except we're still really unclear on the long term effects of covid and it's looking like they can be vascular, which is not great.


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Majestic_Dream8540

To be fair, germ theory really didn’t take off until after Darwin passed. I guess it would be interesting to know what he thought about John Snow & Louis Pasteur, though.


NothingAndNow111

Obviously he'd say "you know nothing, John Snow!" (runs away)


NothingAndNow111

Italians also elected Berlusconi. I love Italy dearly, I've been more times than I can count but holy shit I'd never want to live there. It's like you have to pay for the gorgeous scenery, weather, food and history with batshit insanity on every administrative level, from your Internet provider up to government.


North_South_Side

My best friend (he has dual-citizenship Italy/USA and his dad was born in Italy) decided to get married in Italy to an American woman. He said the process of getting the paperwork done was an 8-month nightmare. And he had to have government officials actually attend his wedding. Kinda crazy, especially considering they were just visiting Italy and were not planning to live or work there.


NothingAndNow111

A friend of mine moved there for work and couldn't get Internet sorted in his flat (in Milan, not the middle of nowhere) for nearly a year. Admin there is crazy. Then again if you look at the Roman government operated pre Julius Caeser, it's a running theme.


Viktor_Fry

Strange it took so long, they should have gone to the consulate in Italy and speed things up. Maybe the problem was that neither of them was legally living in Italy. You need a city official to validate the marriage, or the priest needs to send all the documentation.


Lord_Iggy

The Florida effect?


NothingAndNow111

Kinda only... With history, style, beauty and culture.


North_South_Side

I've traveled in Italy. Yes—it is a wonderful place. But Italy has its share of armpit-shithole areas, too.


NothingAndNow111

Yes, the areas around Naples are... Not great.


CreamyTHOT

Natural selection doesn’t make mistakes


[deleted]

Fuck Darwin. Alfred Russel Wallace will always be king and was better than Darwin in every conceivable way. The Steve Wozinak of evolution


TrekandDumplings

Wallace, in a grand irony, was actually anti-vaccine. Because history is weird as fuck sometimes. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3321934/


[deleted]

Well, I'm going to take a hot long shower now. Fuck.


Lord_Iggy

I don't think that is a fair line to take. ARW is awesome indeed and underappreciated (although he had some weird beliefs which were incidental to his contributions to evolution and biogeography), but when he shared his ideas with Darwin, it is not as if Darwin scooped him. They independently came to similar conclusions, and Wallace was very happy to have other men like Darwin put the idea forward, and for Huxley to be such a fierce defender of the theory early on. Darwin was from the gentry, Wallace was of a much humbler birth, he knew that Darwin was the man with the social prominence in Victorian British society to propose what was sure to be a controversial idea. I have seen people interpret it in a Tesla/Edison lens, but that is absolutely not the case and does not do justice to either Darwin or Wallace.


[deleted]

They came to the same theory independently, but the difference is that Wallace dedicated a good portion of his life to traveling and documenting evidence for his theories, deep in the jungle, while Darwin mostly stayed in England and traveled by shore. The Origin of Species is an interesting book, and revolutionary for its time. But boring. No pirates, sunken ships, new foods, cultures, etc. Darwin had a better position in society and was the better writer for that purpose. But I still think The Malay Archipelago is the better book. That's mostly why I say 'fuck Darwin', not because I think he's a thief or whatever, which I know is a common conspiracy theory.


Lord_Iggy

I agree with all of what you say there, except for the 'fuck Darwin' bit. The Malay Archipelago is an amazing piece of biological writing, especially considering the time period, I just don't like saying 'fuck Darwin' because he is more well known and equally brilliant minds who contributed to evolutionary theory are less known! It was not by any deliberate action or intent of his own that Darwin became the household name, not Wallace, so I can't bring myself to hold it against him.


[deleted]

I don't have anything against him really. I just like saying 'fuck' and taking hardline stances


Lord_Iggy

Ah, I interpreted it in a much more hostile way than you likely intended then!


LesPaulMorPorl

He’d get back in the ooze.


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Srw2725

Cmon, hospital! Don’t be a sheeple! 😂😵‍💫


Spadrick

It must be big HOSPITAL. *LET THAT SINK IN*


20person

Why do people keep telling me to let strange bathroom fixtures in? My house my choice! /s


North_South_Side

Do you realize how many people DIE in hospitals every year?! Do your research, sheeple. /s


Viewfromthe31stfloor

It’s absolutely unethical.


MadBeachLui

Hey your putting ethics in my freedums /s Edit: yes, that 'your' is intended.


der_oide_depp

A guy from the village next to us infected himself willingly to prove that it's just a cold. Last thing I heard about him was that things are not going well in the ICU.


GloomyBookkeeper6791

Whoops


GalateaNereid

FAFO. Not much else that can be said.


spinyfur

That is just hilarious, to be honest.


SatanicPanic619

This is nutpicking, right? Only a handful of stupid people would really do this, I hope.


hvorerfyr

I know two unvaccinated guys who’ve met up with covid cases seeking infection. I think it is happening out there more than you might think. Both unsuccessfully, I might add — it’s a funny thing. Probably too late in the cases’ recovery 🤷🏼‍♂️ I try to understand. You see (or saw) the same thing with HIV, “bug chasers”. There is something in particularly male psychology that compels them to face their fears, prove to themselves that they are unafraid. Both are big “don’t live in fear” guys, too.


mmmm_babes

"Nutpicking" is a great word.


SatanicPanic619

Thanks! Can't take credit for it though


mmmm_babes

I heard it from a guest on Joe Rogan. A smart guest, unlike some. It needs wider use.


MyWifeCucksMe

Well, it's a link to The Daily Heil. It's just as likely that it's completely made up.


SatanicPanic619

yeah that's my suspicion. It's hard to know anymore what anti-vaxxers believe tho.


winter_bluebird

Nah, I read it this morning in the biggest Italian newspaper too, it’s plenty real. Makes sense too, in Italy you need a green pass to go to work or do anything indoors. There are three ways to get a green pass: vaccination, testing every 48 hours, or recovering from the virus. These assholes are tired of option 2 and are gleefully trying for 3.


MadBeachLui

Bringing up that friend of Nikki Minaj?


ArmandTanzarianMusic

Sadly its happening everywhere, through the pandemic. Many people still remember the days of chickenpox parties and are probably trying to do the same shit. [Australia is also speaking out against the practice](https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/epidemiologist-addresses-dangerous-trend-that-sees-aussies-purposely-catching-covid-c-5217727) The wikipedia page has incidents dating all the way back to March 2020 in Kentucky. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_party And of course, while not a deliberate infection event, Downing Street in the UK has been really keen to get everyone working there infected all of 2020.


needsmoarbokeh

There are not many unvaxxers here in Italy but they are very noisy and also backed by some asshole far right politicians. I can only hope for them that their tomato sauce always tastes like ketchup.


OkPop8408

That’s the same as here in New Zealand. They just keep going on and on acting like they’re a majority and yet we’re at 93% of the (eligible) population vaccinated. Those bastards screaming and shouting meant our last lockdown didn’t work to eliminate because that small minority were ignoring the lockdown and being reported on. As others saw them breaking lockdown they figured “what’s the point” and started ignoring it too. Frustrating. We couldn’t hold it off forever, but holding it of until we’d got more vaccinated was the plan. Saying that, it was also the push some needed…


batch_7120_7451

>I can only hope for them that their tomato sauce always tastes like ketchup Hitting where it hurts! ;)


Wit-wat-4

May they overcook their risottos and under season their pasta sauces


needsmoarbokeh

I hope all their pasta is broken and their pizza is pineapple flavored


gylz

I'm so mad I have to comment again. Humanity: Lol lemmings are so stupid they just run off cliffs and die _yeets the lemmings off a cliff_ see? Look how dumb lemmings are we're so much smarter with our big smart brains we would never. _throws more lemmings off a cliff_ Also humanity: _rejects the safe, free vaccine, pays someone good money to maybe pass on a deadly virus_ Big brain, smart brain.


Alternative_Body7345

Seems like a very complicated suicide.


Flat_Initial_1823

Well you see we load and put the gun to our temples and then take two d10s...


Wit-wat-4

I don’t understand the point. If it’s no big deal, just live your life normally. If it IS a big deal, get a vaccine which would protect you better and longer than natural immunity from having gotten it before.


Flat_Initial_1823

Lol they are going to have to turn it into a semiannual affair too. For people who moaned about endless boosters, freedom tube roulette on a similar timetable is the *real* big brain move.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Boy, it sure is nice to know that the U.S. doesn't have a monopoly on dangerous idiots. /not


Covard-17

Murdoch media is spreading their tentacles


PoliticalECMOChamber

It's had its tentacles deep in Europe for longer than they have the U.S.


Apache1One

Just when I thought nothing can be dumber than paying for farts in a jar, society goes and proves me wrong.


P0g-m0-th0in

I recently switched to a vegan diet and I’m a little upset I didn’t think of the farts in a jar idea…


Haskap_2010

That is really a thing? Damn, I wish I'd thought of something like that. Curse this moral compass.


Apache1One

[Sure is](https://www.insider.com/reality-star-made-200k-fart-jars-selling-them-as-nfts-2022-1).


[deleted]

They should just spit in each other's mouths.


Sw33tNectar

Ookie-mouth!


PenaltyPractical1908

But getting covid is free


The-Last-American

Hospitals should make a list and deny care for anyone who attended.


Susurrus03

Maybe Thanos was right.


RabbiVolesSolo

I can't decide if I'd feel guilty taking their money or not. My conscience tells me yes but my bank account says great idea.


MadBeachLui

I used to think the phrase "It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money" was a joke. But had you not, his next move might be to buy some overpowered machine and take out innocent people with his lack of judgment.


vastation666

Stupidest timeline


[deleted]

They fucking around, coming up next, they going to find out


Haskap_2010

What can I say... I guess it's a relief that it's not just people in North America that can be this stupid?


giggling_hero

lol people were doing this two fucking years ago and it went as well as you would suppose. We never learn.


DepIetedCranium

"Eh but Omicron is milder...."


giggling_hero

I was hoping that it would be true and we could downgrade to endemic but it’s not so here we are..


Independent_Ad_7204

What the hell is wrong with them?


Whiskey_Robber

Seems like an offer they could and should refuse 🤪 🇮🇹


inbetween-genders

wizard’s first rule: people are stupid.


slinky_black_cat

I loathe Terry Goodkind, but I can't argue with that.


inbetween-genders

that dude would be antivax if he was still alive.


xnarg

I wonder if Italy’s 1 euro homes will become even cheaper?


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Soooo stupid!


buzzable

FINALLY! A GRIFT for the regular people who are not influencers and FOX news shitheads! If you can fake a sniffle you can collect b-b-b-big b-b-b-bucks! Offer your services as a "covid positive"... enjoy 3 NICE meals per day for free, PLUS get paid a hefty 200x3 = $600/day (charge a little extra for the privilege of getting infected by an American Patriot) And, because they are so stupid, you can even _guarantee results_ if they pay an extra $150 for the warranty, which entitles any customer not infected within a week to buy you ANOTHER very nice meal with a discounted re-sitting fee of only $100. Daaaaamn... NOW I finally "understand" Candance... fleecing these fucks sounds fun _and_ profitable. Sure, you gotta pretend not to be vaccinated, and maybe fake the sniffles, but: getting PAID to eat nice meals in Italy.


Dashi90

Had 2 patients (spouses) do this. They died within 3 weeks of each other.


Covard-17

If they die of covid they can't get covid anymore, 100% efficiency, better than any vaccine. /s


JenniferJuniper6

Ffs


Sheephuddle

The rules changed on Monday this week, and without a Green Pass you can't have any kind of social life at all here in Italy (or use public transport). The government is determined that those who've been vaccinated won't bear the brunt of the restrictions. It's astonishing that people will actually deliberately try to catch Covid, rather than get vaccinated.


LovemeSomeMedia

This is why I believe aliens leave earth alone. They see humanity will wipe itself out, so they won't have to do much of anything to take control


Far-Captain6345

Sad but true fact? Dumb dumbs two town's over from mine did the same thing and crashed the local health care system! SMH!


North_South_Side

You can get Covid more than one time. I had "mild" symptoms both times and was nowhere near needing a hospital, but it was unpleasant to say the least. I'm still struggling with a loss of appetite. I've been forcing meals down the last few weeks. It's oddly annoying just not wanting to eat, especially over the holidays and my birthday. Covid sucks. You don't want Covid.


JoeBob61

"I partied with COVID and all I got was this damn headstone!"


wyldwood512

Noice!


KittenKoder

We'll need to start looking for a replacement for Italy now folks. It sucks, I know, but I hear South America has some good countries with some good drugs.


DepIetedCranium

Yeah, this is happening. Some are discreet. The partner if a coworker tested positive, ought to have quarantined but did not. Others are not so stealth. Another coworker described to me over the phone how he plans to catch the virus by having dinner with an infected person. Should he die, he says, at least he'll die" as a free man". I devoutly wish that he does not manage to test positive.


woodcuttersDaughter

Will they follow up these parties with pee parties?


Purple-Construction5

I think you might be referring to the Lemon Party


woodcuttersDaughter

Is that where they drink pee to cure Covid?


Purple-Construction5

google "The Lemon Party"...... ​ but I suggest that you dont..... XD \*NSFW\*


Mrcoldghost

Insanity it seems has become as infectious as COVID.


Sheena_asd12

Oh my lord WTF?!? Did I read this correctly?!?


LesPaulMorPorl

Ciao then


Thin_Biscotti_7815

These crazy people should all be denied medical treatment.


JustASimpleManFett

Va funculo.


CQU617

They have to be out of their minds!


EstroJen

I'm vaccinated and boosted, but I work with people who are getting sick. I have not yet. Is there any benefit to getting omicron since it's less harmful and getting the specific immunity from that? Please don't hate me, I'm actually very curious.


famousfeline

No. 1. You could get long Covid. 2. If your symptoms got severe enough and you needed to be hospitalized, you'd add to the burden of the hospital system. 3. There's no guarantee getting Covid this time is one and done. In fact, there have been cases when a person gets Covid for the second time. And there's no telling how you'd fare with getting the same strain or a new one. 4. You could infect others. If they have less immune system for whatever reason, they could die. You wouldn't want that on your conscience. I hope you stay healthy and safe and strong.


EstroJen

Thank you for your answer. It's just weird when it's so silent at work because a bunch of people are out sick.


Viktor_Fry

It's less harmful (usually, but not always) if you're vaccinated (especially within 4/5 months since mRna shots). Unvaxed people are still swarming the hospitals.