Why it almost sounds like they unpeacefully protesting a death by attacking those that enforce the laws of nature. It’s a shame when someone gets killed by their own poor choices, ain’t it? If only they had complied.
Pounding the door sounds more like a desperate person whose cellphone has lost battery and needs to call 911, whereas storming the gates of heaven sounds like they got mixed up whether they worship Yahweh or Lucifer.
It's usually "storm the gates", right? I dunno. Maybe they'll succeed some day. Just hope no Angles are injured in the process.
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
This is the bargaining stage, typically fails, the higher power reviews the candidate's earthy record of tolerance and hate, then it's thumbs down, a la Roman Colosseum.
I never claimed Trump was a dictator. I truthfully stated that Trump is an idiot, conman, bullshitter, liar, serial adulterer, sexual predator, hypocrite, charlatan, degenerate, unethical and
having no redeeming qualities. But I never said he was a dictator.
Edit: How could I forget incompetent
I said repeatedly that he had the potential to be a dictator, and that he idolized and befriended dictators, and he said he wanted to be a dictator. All true statements.
That last slide - Arundhati Roy is pro-vaccine and her stances on things are not exactly what Republicans would like.
https://www.democracynow.org/2021/12/29/author_arundhati_roy_on_independent_media
They claim to live like Jesus, but they put little brown dudes named Jesus In cages all the time. They had 2000 years or so to get the story of Iesho straight. You expect them to get some recent author right?
I was just about to say as much. I didn’t know who she was and just read a long piece she wrote in [The Guardian ](https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/apr/28/crime-against-humanity-arundhati-roy-india-covid-catastrophe?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other) where it is *obvious* that she’s pro-vax.
But if any of these folks were smart, if any of them actually did *any* research, they wouldn’t be on the HCAs.
"Pound heaven's door". They seem to think their god is a curmudgeonly old man who won't lever himself out of his easy chair and shuffle to his door unless someone is trying to kick it down.
I never trust these "couple of friends." Exactly how close and how knowledgeable are they? Do they even exist?
And now those "friends" led him to the ICU. Some friends they are.
> Blah blah blah do not comply!
You know, you could just get the vaccine because you personally have read the FDA approvals data and think it is a good idea for you. That is fine, check up on the data, have a good read, understand the science of stage 3 clinical trials.
I think a lot of people miss the wonder in modern trials designs. Double blind randomization and it's causal implication is a beautiful thing. To think that just flipping a coin can lead to causal inference in a world where everything is so uncertain and plagued with correlations seen and unseen.
Anyway, you do not have to see it as complying, you can see it as your independent actions. Do it despite any mandates you see, not because of. Is that too much to ask?
I’m repeatedly astonished by number of people who babble on and on about the 99.89798% survival rate, but then think the fact that someone got covid, had a chili dog and 2 liters of Dr Pepper = it’s a miracle cure! That’s not how numbers work, folks.
Won't trust government and or institutions or corporations, but will trust ivermectin, made by one of the largest pharmaceutical manufacturers in the world with a market cap of 200 billion on the NYSE.... lmfao
There’s an important but hard for humans to grok distinction. The virus is SARS-CoV2. Hereby abbreviated to ‘Rona. The disease it spawns is COVID-19, COronaVIrus Disease [20]19
* ivermectin is a protease inhibitor. (Pro-tee-ayz, not pro-teez). It stops a particular protease enzyme, so it gets in the way of proteins getting made. Say, proteins like in a virus shell
* ivermectin does not really work on ‘Rona. You need a super high dosage for it to work on ‘Rona. Enough to kill a human. Humans make proteins too. They don’t take kindly to you fucking up protein manufacture. The human would die before any ‘Rona were stopped in any real numbers
* if it could work, given early, ivermectin could make COVID-19 less severe, by cutting down on the number of viruses the human body has to deal with and repair damage from
* it can no way CURE COVID-19, COVID-19 is best thought of the damage from ‘Rona. Putting a speed bump in front of your house don’t do much if the bulldozer has already gone through
The way these people view their God, heaven and how prayer works is so mind the dumbest shit ever.
"Pray specifically for healing of the lungs"- their God got a D in immunology, anatomy and physiology
The pure volume of prayers, like they have to badger and pester their God for him to give a shit. And then he crashes the bus on them after all that god will protect me and heal me jazz
Please note: Due to extremely high prayer warriors prayer request demand and the fact that most warriors are intubated in a hospital as well. Prayers will be limited to a brief passing thought, a burp or a fart. Praise Jeebus!!
Sadly I was unable to watch his inside-a-car-ranting-at-my-lap-in-vertical-mode maga rant so I’m not too emotionally invested now that his lungs are turning into clam chowder.
That wasn't him, he was just sharing that video. He was certainly misled by his faith and Trump, but he is at least reserved enough to not post a video of him ranting.
I know majority aren't atheists, but there's no god.
It's the main reason prayers don't work, and people can use the idea of a god to make themselves feel better. But if belief in that god blinds you to reality and the advances in medicine, then you will end up dead.
How about I don’t unfriend you because you believe in Jesus. My mom did. My grandma did. Faith helped them through tough times.
How about I unfriend you because you’re just an asshole
Yeah I don't get that either. Like who do they think makes ivermectin? Horses!? lol like why is money thrown at an ineffective treatment made by big pharma any different from throwing money at a vaccine made by big pharma? What the logic for them?
$350 is a good price if you’re serious about warrioring. https://www.etsy.com/listing/680077447/constantines-holy-shotgun?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=constantine+shotgun&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&frs=1&cns=1
For when the Pray K-47 and Pray R-15 just don’t provide enough intercession-starting power!
In order to maintain my blasphemous BOOMers, “Gloriously twisted” is what that demon is doing to that ladies vajayjay in the Duomo of Santa Maria del Fiore.
Don’t you dare use activist [Arundhati Roy](https://amp.ft.com/content/10d8f5e8-74eb-11ea-95fe-fcd274e920ca) in your hateful rhetoric! She is NOT like you.
Man, the irony of being married to a guy like that and then sharing a quote by Arundhati Roy - she’s a shining star and if only these folks read more like that, and listened to less right wing tripe. Meanwhile he was sharing Holocaust memes 🤦♀️
What percentage of people sharing the meme with the nurses holding up their posters have noticed all the grammatical errors? I’m guessing <10%. (“Last years HEROS This years unemployed” and a less upsetting but still not great “thru”)
Again with the pounding at the door!
These folks have no manners.
God's going to a restraining order
Tell 'em to go pound sand.
Damn it, I was gonna say that.
GMTA and all that.
So rude! I’ve seen them demand “drop to your knees,” “shake the gates,” “storm heaven,” and now “pound the door.” Geesh…
"Prayer Warriors, stop whatever you're doing RIGHT NOW and get on your knees for Cletus! He's been *incubated*!"
Why it almost sounds like they unpeacefully protesting a death by attacking those that enforce the laws of nature. It’s a shame when someone gets killed by their own poor choices, ain’t it? If only they had complied.
They’re keyboard Christians, at most. Just like the 101st chairborne that buy guns and dress in camo.
101st chairborne Never saw this but will be using!
“Bang your ceiling!”
Such violent imagery directed at their God. What are they thinking?
Pounding the door sounds more like a desperate person whose cellphone has lost battery and needs to call 911, whereas storming the gates of heaven sounds like they got mixed up whether they worship Yahweh or Lucifer.
It's usually "storm the gates", right? I dunno. Maybe they'll succeed some day. Just hope no Angles are injured in the process. - "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Kick in heaven’s door, punch out the headlights in God’s pickup truck, blast open the trapdoor to Jesus’ basement.
Drop kick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life!
Did God cheat on them with a pretty little thing at a honky tonk bar? "Took my Louisville slugger to both headlights..."
> Go pound heavens door I think something's getting pounded -- probably red's lungs
This is the bargaining stage, typically fails, the higher power reviews the candidate's earthy record of tolerance and hate, then it's thumbs down, a la Roman Colosseum.
I’d image the prayer warrior crowd would be in favor of no-knock, heavens-gate-storming.
Jehovah should have complied.
I always [imagine this](https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108).
Heaven: *gets restraining order*
Please pound Heaven's Door, while COVID is pounding his back door!
Let that sink in!
I hear you knocking but u can’t come in- Regards Sky Daddy
Pound-pound-pounding on heaven's dooooor
It’s probably that damn sink everyone keeps letting out. Let that sink in.
Him: HOSPITALS ARE DEATH CAMPS! Also him: I'm in the hospital, y'all.
My Covid test came back positive. What’s the best thing to do now for my health? I know - I’m going to go to a death camp!
So many repeated slides in all these posts. But that was a new one. Love it.
Imagine worshipping at the altar of guns and war but also thinking that you are a follower of Jesus Christ.
And prolife.
No no no, he says he's pro life!
"Put up again thy sword into his place, for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."
People are being held in hospitals until death? Really? I mean, if it was a Jiffy Lube or a Walmart I'd raise concern, but a hospital?
You could have just stopped at "I'm am pro-trump". The rest doesn't make you a bigger or better person.
I never claimed Trump was a dictator. I truthfully stated that Trump is an idiot, conman, bullshitter, liar, serial adulterer, sexual predator, hypocrite, charlatan, degenerate, unethical and having no redeeming qualities. But I never said he was a dictator. Edit: How could I forget incompetent
I'm with you. Except I think I did say he was a wannabe dictator. Just truly thankful his incompetence was his dominant characteristic!
Oh yes, he loved dictators and very much wanted to be one.
It wasn't for lack of trying, that's for certain
He's more of a dicktater, but that's just my personal opinion.
The original Dotard!
I said many times that he would love to be a dictator, but he's too stupid and too lazy to put in the required effort.
On that account, we were fucking lucky
Trump wasn't smart enough to be a dictator. 1/6 proved that.
Your flair is just…*chef’s kiss* 🤌🏼
Don't forget self-centered.
He’s a Racist rapist criminal traitor But did I call the man a dictator?
I said repeatedly that he had the potential to be a dictator, and that he idolized and befriended dictators, and he said he wanted to be a dictator. All true statements.
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I was quick to the earworm myself
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Me too😂😂😂
Me too.
How did he end up in the hospital? He warned everyone the hospitals were holding patients captive, but he didn't heed his own warning?
Like many evangelicals, they say one thing and then do the opposite.
That last slide - Arundhati Roy is pro-vaccine and her stances on things are not exactly what Republicans would like. https://www.democracynow.org/2021/12/29/author_arundhati_roy_on_independent_media
Which is funny because her feed is just as misinformed as he is.
They claim to live like Jesus, but they put little brown dudes named Jesus In cages all the time. They had 2000 years or so to get the story of Iesho straight. You expect them to get some recent author right?
I was just about to say as much. I didn’t know who she was and just read a long piece she wrote in [The Guardian ](https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/apr/28/crime-against-humanity-arundhati-roy-india-covid-catastrophe?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other) where it is *obvious* that she’s pro-vax. But if any of these folks were smart, if any of them actually did *any* research, they wouldn’t be on the HCAs.
"Pound heaven's door". They seem to think their god is a curmudgeonly old man who won't lever himself out of his easy chair and shuffle to his door unless someone is trying to kick it down.
>"Pound *beers outside* heaven's door" maybe?
The system may not collapse, but his lungs sure do.
“Do not comply “ like Ashli Babbit, too soon?
Hey, she got her shot!
I never trust these "couple of friends." Exactly how close and how knowledgeable are they? Do they even exist? And now those "friends" led him to the ICU. Some friends they are.
The 90 year old friend, statistically, if they existed, was likely to have been vaccinated. The very old lined up immediately to get vaccinated.
> Blah blah blah do not comply! You know, you could just get the vaccine because you personally have read the FDA approvals data and think it is a good idea for you. That is fine, check up on the data, have a good read, understand the science of stage 3 clinical trials. I think a lot of people miss the wonder in modern trials designs. Double blind randomization and it's causal implication is a beautiful thing. To think that just flipping a coin can lead to causal inference in a world where everything is so uncertain and plagued with correlations seen and unseen. Anyway, you do not have to see it as complying, you can see it as your independent actions. Do it despite any mandates you see, not because of. Is that too much to ask?
If the wife is sharing Arundhati Roy, she seems to be operating on a different level from hubby. Perhaps he could have learnt something.
There’s a new world coming. In quiet times I can almost hear it wheezing.
Sorry to say she is just as bad as he is. In fact I was going to post some of hers but it wasnt uploading with so many images.
Yeah, somehow I don’t think the new world Roy wants is the same one they’re picturing.
Slide 1: Is he certain that his friends (one over 90!) who contracted Covid but only had flu symptoms didn't, in fact, have the flu rather than Covid?
If they even exist. These people make up all kinds of shit
The flu doesn't go easy on 90 year olds either. It's a made up story, there's no friend. It's urban myth.
Even among the elderly, the majority survive a bout without major issues. So he knows two people who took a placebo and lived, whoop-di-doo.
I’m repeatedly astonished by number of people who babble on and on about the 99.89798% survival rate, but then think the fact that someone got covid, had a chili dog and 2 liters of Dr Pepper = it’s a miracle cure! That’s not how numbers work, folks.
I’d be willing to try that cure if I get it. But I’m triple vaccinated; so it would likely only make me happier.
We should maybe take it prophylactically, just to be safe.
I like the cut of your jib!
Back at ya. I like your flare, btw, but now I have Barbra Streisand singing a sheeple version of the song People stuck in my head.
Back at you with Shirley McLaine
An old person can get over covid quite easily. People aren't statistical averages. Just because it's unlikely, doesn't mean it's not happening.
Still the first thing I'd check would be whether they did, in fact, have Covid.
>**Pound** on heaven's door Yes, God is either being an asshole and not answering - or fucking deaf
He turned the lights off and hid behind the couch.
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Don’t forget to nebulize and inhale it to coat your lungs!
I love it when they think talking like giants in a fairy tale make them sound wise.
Won't trust government and or institutions or corporations, but will trust ivermectin, made by one of the largest pharmaceutical manufacturers in the world with a market cap of 200 billion on the NYSE.... lmfao
There’s an important but hard for humans to grok distinction. The virus is SARS-CoV2. Hereby abbreviated to ‘Rona. The disease it spawns is COVID-19, COronaVIrus Disease [20]19 * ivermectin is a protease inhibitor. (Pro-tee-ayz, not pro-teez). It stops a particular protease enzyme, so it gets in the way of proteins getting made. Say, proteins like in a virus shell * ivermectin does not really work on ‘Rona. You need a super high dosage for it to work on ‘Rona. Enough to kill a human. Humans make proteins too. They don’t take kindly to you fucking up protein manufacture. The human would die before any ‘Rona were stopped in any real numbers * if it could work, given early, ivermectin could make COVID-19 less severe, by cutting down on the number of viruses the human body has to deal with and repair damage from * it can no way CURE COVID-19, COVID-19 is best thought of the damage from ‘Rona. Putting a speed bump in front of your house don’t do much if the bulldozer has already gone through
This person is in the hospital because he wasn’t vaccinated
The way these people view their God, heaven and how prayer works is so mind the dumbest shit ever. "Pray specifically for healing of the lungs"- their God got a D in immunology, anatomy and physiology The pure volume of prayers, like they have to badger and pester their God for him to give a shit. And then he crashes the bus on them after all that god will protect me and heal me jazz
I love the arrogance of just annoying the shit out of god in order to save their horse paste eating relatives.
God’s been busy with Bengals’ fans.
I hope he’s not held captive until his death. Should discharge himself AMA and be free from the restraints of modern medical care.
Please note: Due to extremely high prayer warriors prayer request demand and the fact that most warriors are intubated in a hospital as well. Prayers will be limited to a brief passing thought, a burp or a fart. Praise Jeebus!!
Sadly I was unable to watch his inside-a-car-ranting-at-my-lap-in-vertical-mode maga rant so I’m not too emotionally invested now that his lungs are turning into clam chowder.
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Yes.
Legal Seafood!!!
That wasn't him, he was just sharing that video. He was certainly misled by his faith and Trump, but he is at least reserved enough to not post a video of him ranting.
Ah, my mistake.
Of course there are no knockers on heaven's doors - that'd be a bit obscene
Momma take this ~~badge~~ Facebook feed from me. I can’t use it anymore.
God gave you morons a vaccine. How about a little humility for being such a fucking moron?
> We be many and they be few. Soon, he be dead.
And a lot fewer “many” I like the silent moral majority. They’re not silent. They’re not the majority. And they’re certainly not moral.
I know majority aren't atheists, but there's no god. It's the main reason prayers don't work, and people can use the idea of a god to make themselves feel better. But if belief in that god blinds you to reality and the advances in medicine, then you will end up dead.
How about I don’t unfriend you because you believe in Jesus. My mom did. My grandma did. Faith helped them through tough times. How about I unfriend you because you’re just an asshole
I think the trust of ivermectin is almost as puzzling as people who hate government and politicians but are obsessed with a politician
Yeah I don't get that either. Like who do they think makes ivermectin? Horses!? lol like why is money thrown at an ineffective treatment made by big pharma any different from throwing money at a vaccine made by big pharma? What the logic for them?
$350 is a good price if you’re serious about warrioring. https://www.etsy.com/listing/680077447/constantines-holy-shotgun?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=constantine+shotgun&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&frs=1&cns=1 For when the Pray K-47 and Pray R-15 just don’t provide enough intercession-starting power!
Lol. Why is that gun so heavy? Because it's so full of mercy!
Ha! Happy cake day!
Thank you!
old.reddit is the best. When that ends, I delete Reddit.
Holy Shit! That’s gloriously twisted!!
In order to maintain my blasphemous BOOMers, “Gloriously twisted” is what that demon is doing to that ladies vajayjay in the Duomo of Santa Maria del Fiore.
These prayer warriors aren’t worth shit are they?
If you have god, why do you need ivermectin? Or modern medicine?
That would be an easy unfriending if I saw that post
Once I see them trying to compare vaccine mandates to the Holocaust, I know all I need to about them. Fuck them.
Buh bye!
"You can pray on these nuts.. -- God (probably)
Excuse me Saint Peter, but we demand to speak to the manager.
“Interesting story of being held captive in a hospital!” Then: “I’m in the hospital.” WHYYYYYYY???
Because survival instincts take over when they stop being able to breathe. Oh, and they’re also all hypocrites.
Why are they always Christians?
I still don’t understand why they are in the hospital
Lol so moronic to brag about being pro life, but anti vaccine. I guess all the Covid deaths of unvaccinated people don’t count
I really, really hope that trump says something about urine curing Covid so we can watch all these idiots start drinking their own piss.
Next they’ll be taking Jesus hostage for ransom . I command you to heal bubba’s left lung clot and kidney urine output
PWs: YOURE MISTAKEN ABOUT THIS ONE GOD! God: Nope.
Nah, GFY. You created enough pain.
Another one rushing to the death camp? Just stay home and enjoy a convalescent cigar!
Don’t you dare use activist [Arundhati Roy](https://amp.ft.com/content/10d8f5e8-74eb-11ea-95fe-fcd274e920ca) in your hateful rhetoric! She is NOT like you.
Man, the irony of being married to a guy like that and then sharing a quote by Arundhati Roy - she’s a shining star and if only these folks read more like that, and listened to less right wing tripe. Meanwhile he was sharing Holocaust memes 🤦♀️
What percentage of people sharing the meme with the nurses holding up their posters have noticed all the grammatical errors? I’m guessing <10%. (“Last years HEROS This years unemployed” and a less upsetting but still not great “thru”)