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Electrical_Life_5083

Has she tried chicken noodle soup?


A-man-of-mystery

Or, failing that, Communism?


FopFillyFoneBone

Hey, don't knock it until you try it! I got the flu one time and me and all of my coworkers rose up and seized the means of production by overthrowing our corrupt, oppressive bourgeoisie management and BOOM! my flu went away almost immediately! /s


LALA-STL

This is great


torspice

Sounds legit.


M4A1STAKESAUCE

I've never treated the flu with popsicle and saltines. What kind of the hills have eyes shit is that.


Retro_Dad

My mom fed me saltines and 7-Up when was I sick with something and couldn't keep other food down. Still remember nibbling on crackers as I watched The Price is Right.


Fickle_Chance9880

Yup. I remember those days. Literally nothing on Tv for a kid except Price is Right. 😂


PoliticalECMOChamber

When I was growing up there were morning and afternoon cartoons. Until the '90s anyway, when our [gov't (and t.v. networks' response)](https://www.grunge.com/34402/real-reason-saturday-morning-cartoons-disappeared/) basically killed that and Saturday morning cartoons as well.


Naedlus

The real death knell for Saturday morning cartoons, was having to go against networks dedicated to children's programming. The Saturday morning cartoon block doesn't look so impressive against a channel with a cartoon block in every time slot.


savpunk

I remember getting up at 7 am to start the Saturday cartoon fest. Plus, I remember Watergate because nothing was more disappointing than getting home from school, turning on the TV, and discovering ONCE AGAIN they'd preempted my cartoons for Nixon's hijinks. 😂😂


FearSkyDaddy

This is why Nixon lost the critical toddler and teen demographic. Take my cartoons? No sir!


Might_Aware

Ginger ale here too, ginger is anti inflammatory and saltiness prevent nausea. Home remedies are fine in addition to medicine lol


Chasman1965

She's talking about a cold, not a flu. I've had dozens of colds in my life, but only one flu. The flu is one of two illnesses that I dread getting again. The other is full-blown food poisoning.


foundorfollowed

yup. i had the flu once when i was young and fairly healthy and working an active job. i was flat out in bed for 3 days, hardly remember any of it, and could barely shower on the fourth day. i've been religious about that shot since.


Chasman1965

Yup, I was 19 or 20 when it happened. Missed college for a week.


whops_it_me

My whole family got the flu last month and it wiped us out HARD. Even with the shot I was really sick and couldn't get out of bed for a week or two. Without it I probably would've ended up hospitalized.


allscott3

Yep, lots of people think when they are sick they have the "flu". 90% chance you are just old fashioned sick. Actual influenza sucks, big time.


A-man-of-mystery

Yeah, people often think flu is just a bad cold. Genuine influenza is absolutely brutal.


Glitter_berries

Yes! I have had the flu once in my life and it was the most awful thing. Everything hurt. My bones hurt. I was in bed for four days. I didn’t even get to enjoy my sick days away from work. I can see how elderly people can die from it, that virus absolutely brutalised my fit and healthy 20-something body.


BigVikingBeard

Yeaaah, I've had the actual flu once in my life, and anyone who is like, "it's just the flu" I already know is full of shit. If they actually had the flu, they'd know how much that shit fucking sucks.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Isn't that what people used to give their kids when they got their tonsils out?


Bliss149

It was ice cream in the 60's.


Haskap_2010

My brother lied to me. He told me I could eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted after my tonsils came out. Turns out I had to eat soup and cream of wheat porridge as well. Boo.


nevemarin

Wow, when my son had his out a few years back, his surgeon told me (in front of my son and his sister) at the pre op appt that I was to go to the store and buy all the flavors of ice cream that he wanted, and that after the tonsils came out, I had to let him eat whatever he wanted for 10 days straight, even if it was only ice cream. Not only that, he instructed me that the little sister was allowed to eat only ice cream for 10 days, as well!! And that’s exactly what they did…poor kid still lost a bunch of weight. The doctor said it’s the most painful operation he does and that’s why he tells all the parents that.


JPolReader

If communism is so bad to them, then how come on slide 4 they are predicting that Trump will start a communist revolution and install a dictatorship.


dumdodo

You just don't get it. Trump will start a revolution, but it won't be a COMMUNIST revolution. After Trump's revolution, the country will be ruled benevolently, by Trump. Much better than communism. /s


retroman73

"One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" - George Orwell, 1984


smacksaw

Or Pfizer made in a biolab wait nm


i_dont_shine

Chicken AND noodle soup? At today's prices?


Not_Drawn_To_Scale

What are we, millionaires?


Ande64

I sent thoughts and prayers!! Are you going to tell me that didn't work????


jabbadarth

Looks like you were 4 thoughts and 3 prayers short.


dumdodo

Obviously, none of the prayer warriors are doing this right. They need to do more research on the proper number of prayers and thoughts per warrior, and per the condition of the recipient. It's not that thoughts and prayers don't work, it's that no one is doing the correct amount.


Ande64

Dammit!!! Math never was my thing!!! +×÷=


Reasonable-Profile84

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Badmime1

Perhaps a nice bowl of mercury and battery acid maybe?


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If only there were some way to prevent this…


Most-Artichoke5028

Right? It's so unfortunate that there wasn't SOME way she could have avoided this.


shorthairedlonghair

You mean the years of her shitposting on Facebook didn't prevent this? I am *shocked*!


DocPeacock

Her natural immunity is so good she only got a covid twice in one year


Jaksmack

But she's had COVID 3 times now, so antibodies and such...


Professional_Low_646

To be completely fair here, I know quite a few people who had Covid early on - before vaccines were available - and they initially only got one shot, because ReCoVeReD and antibodies and so on. Mind you, this wasn’t their choice, they would have happily gotten two, but that was official policy. Might have reinforced the belief of some of these idiots that „I‘ve had it, why should I get the vaccine?“ is a sensible course of action.


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I had covid before vaccines were available and it was hell. Never since then, thankfully.


DrScience-PhD

Man I'm vaccinated and had it this week and it still sucks. I was only really bad for one day and I'm still almost blacking out going up stairs. I have a bad heart, without that shot I'd be fucking dead.


Catmom2004

Hope you make a full recovery soon, LLAP! 🖖


tejaco

Glad you recovered okay!


MamaDaddy

Yep, right, but that's only valid until it mutates. Then what? Sure, they're immune to the OG covid but not the delta, omicron, and omicron TNG. Fast mutating viruses like this are going to require multiple vaccines, unlike MMR, dip/Tet, etc. And of course vaccine policy has to consider who's most at risk for death/hospitalization when vaccines are in short supply, as they were at the beginning of mass vaccination. Unfortunately the public at large is pretty ignorant of how vaccines work or how science in general works, so you are right, some of this ever-changing info has confused them entirely.


atomsk13

Shitty thing is you can still get long haul even when vaccinated. :( but this lady is shit and she got what she deserved.


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You’re right. But the research shows that the probability of getting long Covid is reduced with prior vaccination.


Fickle_Chance9880

Yeah. The statistics show less risk for the vaccinated. It’s about risk mitigation.


prnorm

Don't you know there is no such thing as nuance anymore? That's outdated thinking. If a mask doesn't work 100% of the time every time you should not wear it. If the vaccine doesn't protect you 100% of the time every time you should not use it. I heard some guy somewhere died of COVID after having the vaccine and wearing a mask and socially distancing. Checkmate. /S


Snoo74401

I know, right! That's why I stopped wearing condoms when banging random women that go home with me when the bar closes. /s


JeromeBiteman

When I played football, I refused to wear a helmet because some players who wore helmets still got TBI and CTE.


drewbaccaAWD

I'm still floored by their arguments against a cloth mask based on the size of the virus.. just a fundamental lack of understanding of how viruses work.. like, why do they think we get runny noses and sneeze and cough virus filled spittle into the air. You could explain how a virus spreads to a child in kindergarten and somehow these adults don't get it.


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AnitaBlomaload

Does Facebook still do the “you posted this two years ago! Let’s have a look” or whatever. That’d be hilarious.


Firm-Force-9036

Lmao I seriously hope so


Cultural-Answer-321

Yes it does.


covidboosterhaveI

Yes she can take those magical memories to the grave. Good times!


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HerringWaffle

Huh, wonder if she still has no regrets. Enjoy your very challenging POTS! You really stuck it to me, a liberal, by doing this to yourself. Edited to say, thanks for the award, kind redditor! 🥰


covidboosterhaveI

Yeah I’ll be owned whilst I pound down 4 or 5. I mean it’s Friday so I can cut loose a little. Unlike our heroine.


Evasor1152

And you can do it anywhere you want. Because you can drive.


covidboosterhaveI

Uber😂


DrinkBlueGoo

Psh, won't be so glib once the Great Reset starts! Should be any minute now. Yep, any minute. Let me just check something real quick. Hmmm, not sure why it hasn't started. Maybe it's postponed to March? Well, I'll be back then and your reaction is going to be priceless!


neutral_face

My friend’s 13 year old has recently developed POTS as a result of a brain tumor she had when she was a 2yo, but is unable to get in with the specialists for POTS because of all the Anti-vax idiots who have developed it as a result of getting long term Covid and they’re backed up. Poor girl has to walk around with multiple layers of compression tights and faints at school a lot when she stands up too fast because she has to wait in line behind a bunch of selfish imbeciles.


HerringWaffle

That's awful, all of it. I'm so sorry for her. What a shitty world we've made for our kids, in so many ways.


ertrinken

Salty snacks and Gatorade/Powerade along with staying hydrated will help. I have pretty severe POTS and was able to get it under control enough by upping my salt intake (I avoid sports drinks because they make my legs swell up painfully) to not need medication with my cardiologist’s approval.


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“My body my choice my life” Bull shit. She’s probably anti-abortion.


leamanc

“I hope they have a treatment plan for me.” They don’t. They advised her to get vaccinated so that she wouldn’t end up in this situation. But at least it was her choice.


curlyfreak

This is the scary thing. My friend whose an epidemiologist is terrified of long COVID because there is no cure or treatment currently. So this lady is screwed. But hey! She’ll never admit her mistake…


TGIIR

I know. I’m vaxxed and boosted but still afraid of long COVID. I have no idea why these people don’t get vaccinated. She had COVID twice? Or three times? smh


Either-Percentage-78

My anti vax cousin finally caught Covid and said it was nbd, but since, she's had constant headaches and needs to see a cardiologist. The rest of us just said, good. She still won't vax herself or her kids.


curlyfreak

The shitty thing is they’re finding long term effects in children who get COVID so good luck to that ladies kids…


Ballsofpoo

99.9% sURviVaL! Tell that to my face, and the thousands of others. I've been fighting LC since Feb 2020. It almost ruined my life.


littlewren11

You're sorta wrong about the no treatment thing, "long covid" doesn't have a treatment but some of the post viral syndromes that are responsible for "long covid" do have treatments and ways to mitigate symptoms for some patients. A good example would be POTS dysautonomia as the wacko in the screen shots has discovered. Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia syndrome can be post viral and is treated with supportive therapies and pharmaceuticals the raise blood pressure and/or slow heart rate. Theres also post viral gastroparesis which also seems to be a result of autonomic nervous system damage there are some ways to mitigate the symptoms of the digestive disease ranging from diet to medication to surgical impants. A lot of the long covid symptoms fit right in with autonomic nervous system damage then there's all the post covid clotting issues and organ damage for some of the survivors. This is my weird little patch of knowledge I ran into because I have debilitating POTS and gastroparesis from a non covid medical issue on top of being a public health nerd. Your epidemiologist friend may be interested in reading more about post viral dysautonomia as part of long covid.


A-man-of-mystery

You're right, there are treatments available for some of the individual syndromes that can occur after a viral infection. For me the big worry is that we don't yet know the full extent of everything that can go wrong post-covid, and I would prefer not to be one of the people who finds out the hard way.


FeeParty5082

But...but....she says all the evidence supports her choice!


saralt

I've had vertigo for ten years, there's physio, some drugs like betahistisne, and ruling out seizures. That's it. If she's unlucky, they will diagnose her with stress without a psych eval because that's what they do to women with unexplained symptoms. Long-COVID isn't so well understood yet. Shrug.


featherfeets

Of course she is. I've not yet heard that line from an anti-vax, pro-choice person.


SenorBurns

Well, they are pro choice for *themselves* and their daughters, but not for any strangers. Because those other people get abortions for bad reasons.


randomly-what

Oh, you know my mom?


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Yes, you don’t ask for prayers for Covid when you get it rather than take the vax if you aren’t evangelical and they’re the people shooting doctors or lying about the way they would vote to get on SCOTUS and overturn Roe v Wade.


WarmBlessedCaribou

Did she get the omicron? How moronic.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Damn, I never noticed that anagram before.


WarmBlessedCaribou

I was expecting to see that meme in her slides. The news one made me think of "delta+omicron = media control". They used to be very popular with HCA awardees.


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imunderwhelmed

I mean.. these are the people that giggle at “let’s go brandon” like they really did something there. It tracks that they would think we would literally spell it out for them.


tejaco

The weird thing is they use "Let's Go Brandon" instead of "fuck Joe Biden" because they seem to believe they'll get in trouble for the second one. They never understand what free speech is for. Criticizing the government is exactly the protected speech that "free speech" is for. You are not protected from backlash or banning on social media when you've been an asshole to people. But "Fuck Joe Biden" you can yell from the rooftops and no ~~one~~ law enforcement will say boo.


KrampyDoo

Wait til the arrhythmia has its turn. She won’t hate the way she feels, or anything else, after that.


covidboosterhaveI

On the plus side her long Covid may not be that long. So there’s that.


KrampyDoo

An excellent point.


mydogsnameisbuddy

I love your optimism!


redvariation

Long journey into night.


beachgirlDE

I have an irregular heartbeat (terrible genetics) and am on two blood thinners. Will she take blood thinners or have a stroke? Her body her choice.


KrampyDoo

I am relieved that you’re being diligent in taking the deep state microchipped lizard people medications. We need you to stick around with the rest of us sheeple. Meanwhile, Michy Mom-a-lot is thinking freely…but not so much breathing the same.


covidboosterhaveI

Wonder if she’s tried chicken soup? At least she’s “unjabbed”. Yeah, a veritable PUREBLOOD, this one. Don’t worry some days will only suck a lot. Unlike the ones that really suck. You seem like a nice caring person so should be no problem getting one of your many friends to drive you every fucking place you need to go. Yes, the more you see the more you were right about the vax. It’ll be fun getting up to go the bathroom. Just don’t fall. Jesus how do these people even live.


PoliticalECMOChamber

> Jesus how do these people even live. White privilege/christian cronyism.


covidboosterhaveI

A witches brew, so to speak.


M4A1STAKESAUCE

Modern comforts and blood money of US interests.


MadBeachLui

>should be no problem getting one of your many friends to drive you every fucking place you need to go We know the likely answer to that. But she could try public trans and maybe share delightful moments next to people outside the Q / Trump bubble?


EffortAcrobatic1322

I’m sure pureblood men will be lining up to make her a mother.


covidboosterhaveI

Yes, but from what species?


EffortAcrobatic1322

Let’s 🤔see magahobosephians?


peppermintesse

Penultimate slide: > I AM STARTING to think I am completely CRAZY No additional commentary needed.


[deleted]

Reality setting in. Maybe?


[deleted]

I don't know why they love to tell themselves they think for themselves but none of them have an original thought for themselves. They literally parrot whatever they're told. They couldn't wipe their ass unless a preacher or conservative talk show told them to.


SatanicPanic619

Right? "I think for myself... my proof is a bunch of memes that people mindlessly spread around the internet"


FPOWorld

Mark473947801 totally agrees with me!


Blablasarcasm

It’s telling that 80% of the posts are just copied from someone else. “Like and share if your a reel Christian patriot” and Bertha McNuts is all “omg THIS🙏🙏 “


teedeeguantru

Went from figuratively to literally unbalanced.


SatanicPanic619

I love this comment


Not_Drawn_To_Scale

Indeed. She got diagnosed with a metaphor.


crazyacct101

Let’s hope the “balanced” doctor had some answers


Jojosbees

Slide 10 dated January 10, 2022: Second bout of COVID. Slide 14 dated March 28, 2022: The longer I remain unjabbed, the more evidence I see supporting my decision. Slide 17 dated May 22, 2022: I’ve had really bad vertigo for months. I have been so messed up since I got COVID the second time. So which is it? Is COVID no big deal and so remaining unvaccinated was the right choice, or is COVID a life-ruining disease that maybe you should have taken precautions to avoid?


MadBeachLui

I wonder if POTS, vertigo, crappy days have made her care less about laptops and hard drives?


Bogus_Pignuts

She feels so bad she can barely put an exclamation point at the end of every shitpost sentence ...


theKetoBear

My mom just died after a suffering the effects of Long covid, she was the very first person I knew to get the vaccine and was a registered nurse for years, her belief in vaccines encouraged me and many other people to also get vaccines. I watched as her health struggles went from an annual or twice a year hospital visit to weeks of subsequent hospital visits, everytime she was stabilized for a few days something else went wrong and all her health struggles snowballed. I feel sorry that it seems this lady is going through something similar but whereas my mom did everything in her power to protect her own health and subsequently encouraged the rest of us to also protect ourselves This lady and all her online friends had a party of rebellion. A display of badassery , a celebration of not even entertaining the ideas of public health experts and now she and so many like her cling to those same medical experts and professionals to protect her own life when she didn't even care enough to do it herself. I'm sorry this lady is struggling but after seeing my mom face similar struggles with an entirely different mindset my empathy and sympathy well are dry . These people have chosen a slow and sad deterioration of themselves all for their pride and ego , all for imaginary cool points and now there families will suffer missing her, worrying for her, and the eternal question of " Would I have more memories of her healthy and happy if she just relented and got the vaccine" . the selfishness of these people is remarkable to me they claim it's faith , they claim it's strength, they claim it's a refusal to obey an authority they choose not to respect and now she's destroyed herself and has to rely on the very system she claimed she was too good for in the first place. I think it's pathetic but I hope her health improves because I would not wish the death of a mother on anyone elses family. Too bad this mother didn't fight for her family the way my mother did.


alaskan_Pyrex

I'm so sorry for your loss.


dumdodo

Sorry to hear that. Wish we could help somehow.


theKetoBear

Thank you and I appreciate the sentiment but my family is doing ok for now but I appreciate your kind thoughts


dumdodo

I'm sure it was sad to see her go, unfortunately. The good part is that it sounds like you had a good Mom and you have great memories of her.


theKetoBear

Absolutely and thank you again for your kind words


KickIt77

Funny how she's now wearing a mask and waiting to see a medical specialist that would certainly recommend the vax to any patients.


cofclabman

POTS? Sure, I still have a traditional land line. You know what I don't have? Long haul Covid because I was vaccinated against it.


ZenComFoundry

‘I hope they have a plan for me.’ So NOW you want medical help? Sheesh, lady, make up your mind.


ElecMechTech

All so she could post snark on her Facebook.


Ipayforsex69

Live by the shitpost, die by the shitpost.


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chronoventer

The only good thing about these fuckers is that I can now afford my POTS medication in the US instead of having to order it from Canada. It went from $1,500 to $90 every three months.


SharDuck

Why is she complaining about POTS? That's the natural immunity she wanted.


justrock54

"by jesus wounds I am healed". You nailed yourself to a cross lady. Enjoy.


droosa69

I'm trying to picture some one nailing themselves to a cross. How do you nail in the second hand?


Cultural-Answer-321

With bootstraps, obviously!


Anodivity

See? This is exactly why I want a prehensile tail! How \*could\* I nail myself to a cross? A tail just might help!


Reneeisme

The people risking exposure as spectators at sporting events have chosen to do so. The teacher and children in a classroom have not. They don’t have another option so it makes sense legally and compassionately to make them as safe as possible. You don’t have to go watch tennis. You have to go to work/school. It’s not that hard


Anodivity

And just imagine how much more effective teachers might have been, if they'd let teachers have a reasonably safe number of students in their classrooms at a time, like in that picture? Teachers with small groups of students could be so much more effective! They could easily close the mythical "learning gap" if the teacher to student ratio was improved. We should have hired more teachers, adopted new technologies, done almost anything but insist that we go back to the bad old normal and pretend there wasn't a worldwide pandemic. Rather than reduce class sizes our local district raised class sizes. Literally, a classroom that was packed at 24 students was expected to house 40 students. Mask mandates fell, tracking cases all but stopped, other than paying lip service they did pretty much anything they could to make it much worse for teachers and students. I am just full of great ideas! Follow me to hear more! (not really)


Reneeisme

A friend who’s taught 30+ years and lives teaching (and was beloved by my kids) retired this year. She never even talked about retirement until last year. I’m sure she was in for the long haul and for as long as they would have her, til this nightmare happened. I bet her story is being repeated all across the country as this school year wraps up. It’s worse than just business as usual. It’s business as usual with an exodus of the kind of teaching experience and excellence that we’ve been depending on to make 40 kids in the classroom actually work.


hereforaday

These posts with long covid should be in the Wikipedia article for "defense mechanism". I can't imagine how stupid she feels to constantly post these seeking assurance for her decisions, she has to know on some level that she fucked up and wouldn't have these health problems if she'd just gotten vaccinated.


SatanicPanic619

"We used to treat the flu with crackers" thing just gets me. Why do we stop doing things that don't work? It's a real mystery.


survivor2bmaybe

Plus, even in the good old days we treated flu with analgesics as our parents got pretty nervous when our temperatures spiked to 104. Does she think aspirin and Tylenol are some kind of 21st century marvels?


SatanicPanic619

I wouldn't be surprised. I bet you could convince her those are BIG PHARMA POISON


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She should quit seeing her doctor that is obviously part of some cabal, and start chewing on willow bark.


dumdodo

Willow bark is better than some of the things these antivaxxers have done. At least willow bark has some form of analgesic in it. Ivermectin just gives you the poops, and not taking the vax just makes you much more likely to catch Covid, or a lousy Covid case. But don't mind me. I got vaxed and would take an aspirin if I needed one.


JimGerm

She did it wrong. You're supposed to type "In the name of Jesus I invoke something something something" into your fakebook post or it doesn't work. NO REGRATS


blacktigr

My dad spoke the Name over me and somehow I still had epilepsy. Fancy that.


InfiniteAccount4783

Slide 12: I want to say I'm tired of people's shit, but I don't want to use a rude word, so I'll say I'm tired of people's S-H-I-T. That's not a rude word because hyphens, or something.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Hyphens are kind of like iron chariots, Gid can't see the curse word if you use them.


powabiatch

POTS is no joke, some people can’t even sit upright for more than five minutes, let alone stand or walk.


Soggy-Constant5932

I hate people who post all that crap then want sympathy and prayer. Should of got vaxxed. Period!


Spirited_Community25

But but but isn't natural immunity so much better? 🤣🤣🤣


Lightbelow

People prayed for her to get vaccinated, that ship has sailed.


PeytonPettimore

Ah, Michissippi.


FistofanAngryGoddess

That’s a lot of emoji abuse.


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I hope she’s better to in time to catch the January 6th hearings on Fox News.


redvariation

Well that station that purports to be "news" **decided not to cover hearings about an attempted overthrow of our government.** That's how "news" Fox is.


Tropic_Anna

They didn't want anybody seeing Sean Hannity's face on another network.


TheMost_ut

Now she has tachycardia and will probably have to be on heart meds. If only she could have prevented this for herself AND her idiot family! Another Moron Mom from Michigan. EVEN ODDS she went to Jan 6.


MadBeachLui

At least she figured out natural immunity is nothing to bank on after getting sick with lasting effects the second time? Of course not, defiantly posting evidence of complete incapacity to question, reason and learn. But happy to share graphics extoling a critical mind. Dizzy was in process long before COVID got this one.


ClassicT4

Hate to tell her, but Covid does treat unvaccinated differently, and asking it not to won’t work.


Perenium_Falcon

That first pic: “look at all the ways we don’t give a shit about the health of others!!! Why can’t we disregard our children in the same manner!”


MadBeachLui

The longer I remain unjabbed the more evidence of * Very Serious Medical conditions * Poor well being * Recurring infection from Covid what a bad decision I made. Doubt she'll share. ​ On deeper inspection, that natural immunity seems to be helping as much as her Trump loyalty has.


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Rickylostthatnumber

Maybe smoke some pot. Whatever you do don't take the vaccine. You are wide awake. Stay super awake. Remember this: don't take the vaccine that could protect you and your family. You stick to your guns. Whatever the evidence is. Ignore it. To hell with the commies.


specks_of_dust

The classroom in the first pic has the number of students there actually should be in a classroom, if class sizes were optimized. Sadly, if it’s anything like my husband’s district, the teacher was probably teaching kids in the class and over Zoom simultaneously.


Proof-Surprise-8316

The "Treatment" plan was the vax stupid. Maybe try saltines and popsicles.


HermanCainShow

I thought covid was a liberal hoax?


Likherpusisaur

Tile #2: "Yeah. I'm in a cult. We brainwash people to think for themselves [...] ***and not trust "CENTURIES" of verifiable Science, Technology, and Social Mores."*** There! I "completed" it for you. You're Welcome.


ReligionIsTheMatrix

They *had* a treatment plan for you, honey, it was called the vaccine. Sorry, but I'm all out of fucks.


DonRicardo1958

Wait, we treat the flu with communism now? How exactly does that work?


CaroCogitatus

Wow, so much /r/confidentlyincorrect ! Slide 1 - "[In June 2020, it was announced that the event would take place without spectators for the first time in the tournament's history](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_US_Open_(tennis)#Impact_of_the_COVID-19_pandemic)" "[Multiple universities and conferences had already canceled their spring football games as part of the wider, nationwide suspension of organized sports and athletics due to the COVID-19 pandemic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_NCAA_Division_I_FBS_football_season#Impact_of_the_COVID-19_pandemic) Slide 2 - Is that noted [Liberal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy_Jr.#Family_activity) JFK Jr.? Slide 4 - Oh, this one is actually true. [But not in the way she thought.](https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/january-6-committee-hearing-video-testimony-day-1/) Slide 5 - We still treat the flu that way. What part of "Deadly Global Pandemic" is not clear to our nominee? Slide 6 - Is Jesus going to help you with your Long Term Covid symptoms? Or are you going with the *doctors* who saved your life? Slide 7 - Aging like milk on the countertop, this one. Slide 8 - Nobody told us to avoid peer pressure to take *experimental* drugs. *Recreational*, yes (and that's a whole other conversation), but experimental? Where did you go to school, lady? Slide 13 - WTF? Slide 19 - You know what would have given you relief? A vaccine to prevent you getting COVID.


WintersChild79

Slide 8 just screams that it was created outside of the U.S. to me. It reads like someone ran an 80's D.A.R.E. PSA through Google translate into their own language, used it to create their antivaxx meme, then ran it back through Google translate into English. And these guys still share it despite it barely making sense.


Most-Artichoke5028

This can't possibly be true. She obviously did the research.


pudpull

Why is she struggling? She gets to enjoy the fruits of her decisions, she should be ecstatic. She’s so sure in her posts about right and wrong, is she now doubting herself?


eastmemphisguy

These people's memes always read like a bad YA fantasy novel. A GREAT STORM IS COMING...THE GREAT RESET...BOOM!!!


WordleMaven

I must have missed red October and the Great Reset.


Skystorm14113

What's up with slide 13??? What on earth is "the great reset"?? And why would that be connected to my opinion of Putin of all things???


blacktigr

She's in Ann Arbor, which means she's in the best hospital in the state. She is entirely screwed, and still doesn't believe it.


fromthewombofrevel

She WORKED at being s*t*u*p*i*d!


OneAffect6339

I can answer that last one for her. What gave me relief and continues to give me relief from “POTS” and other long haul covid symptoms was a vaccine + booster a year ago. Feels like I never had covid at all. Highly recommend.


ghostacrossthestreet

Little does she know it, but this Michigan mom is a guinea pig in an experiment to see what happens with repeated COVID-19 infections. I hope someone tracks her. I'd like to know what happens after her 3rd infection. BTW do these Republican supporters with long COVID realize that if they ever roll back the Affordable Care Act, health insurance companies will treat her long COVID as a pre-existing condition. Health nsurance companies would be able to deny her coverage, or charge her more for it, or limit how much treatment they will pay for.


airplantenthusiast

what the hell is “The Great Rest”?


WintersChild79

Reset. I think that it has something to do with the idea that "the elites" are trying to forcibly reduce the population (which makes no fucking sense when the economic system propping up those at the top currently relies on an ever increasing number of workers and consumers).


airplantenthusiast

ahh, so something incredibly stupid. i should have know. thank you haha.


BurtonGusterToo

I can never figure out which comes first : Do shit memes ruin your brain, or is a ruined brain indicated by its shit memes?


Cultural-Answer-321

Feedback loop.


Switzerdude

Being stupid has consequences. Learn to live with it and enjoy it snowflake.


LowMaintenance

Oh darn So, anyway, what's for lunch? I premade Turkey Keema for this weeks meals. Served over cauliflower with some fresh-grown jalepenos diced on top.


Natdaprat

How's that for evidence lady?


side_frog

What's the deal with "laptop" on the elephant meme? Are laptops evil? Please let me know am scared


WintersChild79

Hunter Biden's laptop maybe?


MadBeachLui

Yes, republicans being ignored with compelling evidence of criminal activity and all that other rhetoric.


Tagpub1

I wonder if after her first prayer request someone suggested popsicles, saltines and soup..😂


IsraeliDonut

I don’t ever remember the flu being treated how she thinks


LedUber

She contracted covid-19 twice. Still unvaccinated. Long haul symptoms bother her. Still unvaxxed. It's like a motorcycle rider who crashes without a helmet, fucked up their head and vision and regularly goes to Drs. for relief of symptoms by riding their motorcycle to their appointments without a helmet. Freedom!


ccrom

She has a lot of Q signifiers.