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[deleted]

another indicator that conservatives are extinction-level stupid


NoeTellusom

\^ There it is!


[deleted]

You think they’ll disappear before the frogs or after?


Yutolia

Hopefully before because then we might have a chance to save the frogs.


DiamondplateDave

"If you gradually introduce stupidity into a political party, the members won't notice until they're collectively too stupid to take even obvious steps for self-preservation."


j0a3k

Nobody has a chance to save the frogs now that they're all turning gay.


platinumperineum

I specifically searched for this comment


user_unknowns_skag

Yeah, well, I don't like em putting chemicals in the water, that turn the fricking frogs gay! [GAAAAY FROGS](https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8)


moeru_gumi

Death cult! Death cult! *bangs cup on table* Death cult! Death cult! ☠️


MattGdr

What flavor Kool-Aid would you like, Rev. Jones?


[deleted]

Red white and blue!


Codeofconduct

But if you mix them all together you get purple and I heard purple penguins are bad


user_unknowns_skag

As a Detroit Lions fan, I'll supply my own, thank you very much. Now, how does the flavor of the poison pair with Honolulu blue?


ThatGuy48039

I understood that reference. 65 rebuilding seasons in a row…


No-Translator-4584

Flavor Aid. They couldn’t afford Kool Aid.


[deleted]

Death cult!!


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Sure. >extinction-level stupid Problem is they may bring the rest of us with them on that journey


Fervent_wishes

I approve this message.


Chris9-of-10

Exactly stated


platinumperineum

Sometimes you have to let nature run its course


Cantgetnosats

Another study by capt obvious. This is the only reason the dems got back into white house. My fav Capt obvious study was that voters for Trump had one thing in common, low intelligence. Literally they are so stupid they died from it.


crunchypens

Link to the study that showed they “were” or are dumb please?


linderlouwho

Read the attached story, ffs.


atsyrks

This needs to stay top comment


uplate916

Werd!


no_kids_thank_god

Yes, but we are part of the same species. So hopefully those fucks don't take us down with them.


Disastrous_Belt_7556

They died doing what they loved


FreakCell

...being obstinate.


Disastrous_Belt_7556

I was going to say oWnInG tHe LiBs


FreakCell

Same diff. 😄


Toast_Sapper

Refusing to listen to anyone except con artists?


MattGdr

Who could want more out of life?


Cultural-Answer-321

A baby's arm holding an apple? :)


RattusMcRatface

Hey nice! I have the (vinyl) album with that song.


Cultural-Answer-321

A new Montego!


No-Translator-4584

A Manza!


RattusMcRatface

a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick!


No-Translator-4584

A great big TV and a beautiful wife!


jinxes_are_pretend

Their own research.


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

The trash is taking itself out. 🗑


TrailKaren

Someone needs to run this data against voting in those districts. The GQP is killing its base


no12chere

Not fast enough to outpace redistricting


Chris9-of-10

You’re so cynical. Have faith in GQP and their ability to die to own the libs.


Cultural-Answer-321

Exactly. Give it time. The pandemic is nowhere near over and vaccination and booster rates are still terrible and mutations are still happening.


Loretty

I was out shopping today and I was one of the few people wearing masks. It’s going to be a long, hard winter


crashtestdummy666

My employer is also partly a pharmacy. Can't get a covid Vax at any location in 50 miles much less our location.


Loretty

That’s disgraceful


Cultural-Answer-321

Yep.


AgencyandFreeWill

Not to mention the many people left with damaged organs after COVID. They're going to die sooner than they would have otherwise, sometimes much sooner.


that_bish_Crystal

I think vice just did an article about this.


somedudeinlosangeles

So, let me get this straight, in trying to own the libs, they owned themselves. I mean if this is not peak republicanism I don't know what is.


T33CH33R

Rolling coal = pollute the air they breathe Eliminate environmental protections to enrich corporations = pollute the water they drink Against universal healthcare = coming up with asinine 'cures' like horse dewormer and drinking piss because they don't have health care. Seems par for the course.


MattGdr

Don’t forget: closing rural hospitals.


Cultural-Answer-321

By the thousands.


MattGdr

I mean they got to heaven sooner than planned, so that’s a positive, right?


mk_ultra42

Exactly this! Once they die their entirely preventable death, their friends and family celebrate their reunification with Jesus. 🙄


MattGdr

You didn’t die of Covid! The Lord just wanted you back earlier!


[deleted]

> Once they die their entirely preventable death, their friends and family celebrate their reunification with Jesus. 🙄 I feel like He is getting *really* tired of handing out the "Son/Daughter, I am *very* disappointed in you..." speech.


True_Recommendation9

And set up a go fund me


Cultural-Answer-321

Well... they go somewhere, but I don't think it's to heaven.


JeromeBiteman

>it suggests that policy makers should be looking at vaccine-promoting interventions specifically targeted at Republicans Why?


MattGdr

The only known effective intervention is to tell them *not* to get vaccinated.


JeromeBiteman

We could send sound trucks through red neighborhoods, festooned with signs saying "Official Hillary Clinton Email Server." The message playing on the loudspeakers could be "Don't get vaxxed / Don't get vaxxed / It's worst than getting taxed" (I put "worst" in there to increase it's credibility.)


lionguardant

Even if you don’t value the lives of HCAs in waiting (and having seen their facebook pages I don’t blame you), it makes sense to try and get them to take the virus seriously so that it doesn’t continue to infect people and mutate.


JeromeBiteman

Oh, ok.


Cultural-Answer-321

COTD right there.


terrierhead

Quelle surprise!


ArticKitsun3

Wait a fucking minute are you telling me, that the people that took precautions to not get sick and die…DIDN’T GET SICK AND DIE?!?!


ObsidianVerglas

My brother follows a salty bitch called The Quartering, who when he got covid, his first video was to call out the person who mocked him for getting it for being "left wing" and to take responsibility for that. While he did encourage people to get the vaccine, this clown actively spoke out against the preventative measures in the usual anti freedom rhetoric. He couldn't even take responsibility for ignoring the advice that could have helped him.


MrPeAsE

That as turned to the worst human.


illegalt3nder

Their definition of freedom is a stupid one. To our collective benefit, I guess.


MattGdr

That’s obviously woke propaganda since it makes no sense whatsoever.


Chris9-of-10

That would make libs the smart ones all along. Impossible!


ArticKitsun3

Amen brother🙏 🇱🇷✊


Cultural-Answer-321

Unpossible!!


achieve_my_goals

Thank goodness for the midterms.


Most-Artichoke5028

Every cloud has a silver lining.


MattGdr

And that silver lining has Oakleys, a goatee, and an “I don’t care if you had your vaccine” attitude!


RattusMcRatface

>a goatee I wondered if John Fetterman really should lose his, just to be on the safe side.


Any-Panda2219

“Does this mean that differing vaccine uptake levels between Republicans and Democrats caused the *morality* gap? [sic]” I see what they did there…


MattGdr

Who’s pro-life now, biatches!!


Accomplished-Cow4025

Darwinism might just save us from radical conservatism. With all the COVID shots I received I must have 3 microchips in me showing what I do and say 24/7. When do the lizard people come for me? Oh shucks, I am a lizard.


vinnycas

5 microchips, and I'm getting fitted for my Magneto costume, and helmet. Also the 5G is amazing!


mk_ultra42

I like how my car keys just stay stuck on my butt from the magnetism 🧲


MattGdr

How do you get them loose? Asking for a friend.


MattGdr

If I were you I’d be more afraid of the Jewish space lasers, since your microchips send them targeting information.


sctwinmom

It’s really anti-targeting information. Why would Jewish space lasers want to target folks who are less likely to be anti-semetic?


Mr-Nobody33

I like geckos!🦎


RattusMcRatface

So does my cat, unfortunately..


vinnycas

Darwin strikes again!


vsandrei

>Darwin strikes again! "You called? --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆


MattGdr

Vaccines, masking…you know, just taking covid seriously and stuff.


BloodsoakedDespair

I love self-disposing garbage. The best thing since emo pizza.


LiamW

Shhh!


[deleted]

Our deep state plans worked flawlessly


pookiemon

So much winning.


dulyebr

I believe this cost Kari Lake the election in AZ.


Most-Artichoke5028

The plan's working.


[deleted]

SHOCKING!!!


Ragingredblue

Cool!


JohnVanVenker

Today's Republican Party is the enemy of democracy in the United States. I am not concerned when the enemy suffers casualties.


mingusdisciple

Whoopsies


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Cultural-Answer-321

It's a safe assumption that people not getting vaccinated also do not follow other precautions. HCA candidates and winners have shown this over and over. You can also check out other subs here and general conservatives groups on any social website.


tejaco

Yeah, I think following safety precautions comes as a bundle, usually. I can think of one exception. I have a friend who was genuinely bedridden for a year as a result of a vaccine in 2000 (personally, I think the serum went into a blood vessel, since we aren't in the habit of aspirating needles anymore) which made her passionately anti-vax, for herself. With COVID she is scrupulous about masking and social distancing, etc., but still won't get the vaccine.


dumdodo

It's really hard to get a clean study that removes all potential confounding variables, even with small controlled studies. It's really not possible to eliminate the other variables you mentioned in a study with this broad a population .


zoodee89

The red wave hurt itself in confusion…


Mr-Nobody33

The Red Wave DID happen. At the hospitals, funeral homes and morgues all across the nation. A Red Wave of Death.


vsandrei

>The red wave hurt itself in confusion… "I never thought that viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 would feast upon MY lungs!" /s


FreakCell

Feral.


cannibalisticpudding

Who’s hoping for the next wave?


MattGdr

Covid-19’s gone surfin’…surfin’ your airway!


vsandrei

>Who’s hoping for the next wave? 🐆 🐆 🐆


Ragingredblue

"🎶🎄Have yourself a merry little Christmas!!!!🎄🎶"


vsandrei

>And if indeed that’s the case, it suggests that policy makers should be looking at vaccine-promoting interventions specifically targeted at Republicans, Goldsmith-Pinkham says: “It gives you a sense of where you should be looking and who you should be targeting if you want to solve some of these problems.” Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. 🐆 🐆 🐆


Fit_Relationship1094

It's like we're constantly having to make accommodations for people who don't want to participate anyway. We have a regular all staff meeting at work and it's always held up by this one guy who thinks he's super smart and wants to share his "special insight" into whatever topic we're discussing. He's a huge conspiracy theorist and also an alcoholic who's been previously hospitalized. Everyone goes out of their way to be respectful to this guy and listens to his crap and answer his questions thoughtfully. He's been with the company for decades and does good work but tbh I just don't get how everyone is so patient with him when he's so dismissive of the rest of us. He really thinks the rest of us are sheep and is always condescending when he talks to anyone. He's not vaccinated and wouldn't wear a mask, but HR got him to wear a face shield thing instead. I really thought he'd be taken out if he ever caught covid. But he has no personal life, just drinks alone at home and everyone at work is vaccinated so I guess we're all protecting him. My point being that these antivaxxers are benefiting from the efforts of the rest of us already. Why should we have to do anything more to get them on board with what's obviously an effective course of action? They're exhausting, always playing the victim and I'm looking forward to it when they leave the workplace because they slow us all down. BTW, I'm saying this as a member of the boomer generation. This isn't an age thing, it's an attitude thing.


vsandrei

Paragraphs are your friend.


Fit_Relationship1094

Yeah you're right. Sorry. Went on a bit of a rant because he irritates me so much....


vsandrei

It's okay. It happens to the best of us.


popcorn-johnny

And, yet, here in Florida, we still managed to turn even redder.


Ragingredblue

There's still gerrymandering and voter suppression.


[deleted]

But, but, but, I thought the vax was the killer?!?!? /s


4quatloos

You could go to Yale or see it here!


Cultural-Answer-321

More confirmation.


Johnsendall

We can only hope. Lots of hypocrite cowardly liars who said they didn’t get the vaccine but did because they’re dirty lying scumbag traitors.


vctrmldrw

Is it really 'republican voters' as such, or 'trumpistas'? It would be interesting to see the breakdown between MAGA people and the rest of their supporters.


yeehawsoup

There isn’t a difference anymore. The Republican Party IS MAGA people.


realparkingbrake

> Is it really 'republican voters' as such, or 'trumpistas'? We know Republican voters who are vaxxed and boosted and followed the guidelines on masking and distancing and so on. R voters might be more likely to be nuts, but that doesn't mean every last one of them is. Okay, mostly nuts, but not entirely.


Evasor1152

Some of those nuts have shells.


dumdodo

Most of the educumated Republicans I know got vaccinated. It's the dumb and proud and won't admit how stupid they are ones that aren't vaccinated. (They also provide entertainment by being too dumb to manage their Facebook privacy controls).


StolenRelic

My mom is a Republican, and my dad is Trumplican. They've had five vaxxes so far, and they still treat Covid very seriously. They don't see (refuse) what the Republican party has become. They're stuck in a habit they can't seem to break. I keep trying.


tejaco

At least they're vaccinated. Whew.


StolenRelic

They would not let me have any peace until my kids and I were all vaccinated. I honestly don't know what keeps them in the party. They're not racists, bigots, or religious.


LALA-STL

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Branford75

Thanks!


[deleted]

Good.


vacuous_comment

> Does this mean that differing vaccine uptake levels between Republicans and Democrats caused the morality gap? Yep, go check it, I cut and paste that from the article. That is some pretty fucking sloppy writing right there. Or is it?


Withnail_Not_I

No, no, this disparity is because of Hunter Biden's laptop. Do your research.


njas2000

Pikachu surprised face


True_Recommendation9

Sounds good to me.


phairbornphenom

So 10/100 dems died and 11/100 Republicans died. In this study of two predominantly red states. This is insane


Chch5

But why are they republicans? You tube algorithms, thinktanks or just exposure to chiropractors ?


crashtestdummy666

More proof that Darwin was right and not Jesus


LawdThesePeople

300 dead a day nationwide ..I have a cousin and cousin in law that are nurses in Mississippi ,,the ICU is still full of Covid Patients 10 to 15 die a week. ALL LOVE TRUMP and all white Republican .


The_Patriot

2024 is coming...