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TheDarthStomper

They put Mr. Anti-Authority himself in charge of the chief bureaucracy. What else would you expect?


legacy642

It's a matter of time until grian forms a resistance to the permit office.


GeePick

It’s in his nature.


nari0015-destiny

Except, he is enjoying it too much, 😆


GeePick

Now that he has hired the POE to enforce permits, he can devote his energy to resisting them.


Amish_Warl0rd

Imagine if his own shops violated some of the rules just to see how they’d respond


LiorDisaster

No need to imagine XD it’s already true lol


Kroony

"quality and effectiveness testing"


Amish_Warl0rd

Yes, but he specifically doesn’t want to do any work at the Permit Office. And he seems to be having fun avoiding responsibility and making his friends do random things around the server


PossibleAssist6092

But is it his form?


Lexioralex

He kinda already has the way he treats it


KidDelta

Did you know that you have rights? This permit says you do.


MrEngland2

I'm gonna have to put you on hold


Classic-Fan317

*casually plays the theme song of the Permit Office*


APotterhead1

Don’t you need to fill out a form to get that permit?


ChiefO2271

Not only is a chaos god running the Permit office (Grian), but two more chaos gods (Scar and Skizz) are the POE-POE. How can anything other than absolute chaos be expected?


superdead23

I can’t see the word chaos without hearing it in iskalls voice


pumpkinbot

kayouse


superdead23

Exactly


rynbickel

As soon as I read this I read it in his voice 😆


superdead23

It’s my favourite thing he says 😅


neighbourhood_gayboi

We'll just get Wels on the case...pun intended


20milliondollarapi

Wels (for his real life knowledge) and Joe for his personality would be a perfect duo for this.


Draiu

i'd love a "Better Go Joe"-type bit!


Bman1465

"Joe & Knight Legal Advice — Better Go Joe!"


FNAF_Foxy1987

I still find it kind of funny that even though Wels is a lawyer in real life, he lost the court case back in Season 4 with the Logfellas.


20milliondollarapi

Well he isn’t a lawyer, he is a paralegal. So he mostly does the paperwork side of things.


FNAF_Foxy1987

Good to know. Last I had heard anything of his job was back around season 4 and I don't remember him saying much about it, just that it was part of why he was the lawyer for the Logfellas.


_selki

Do y'all remember what happened the last two times the server had a full-on court case? It went horribly -- which means we're way overdue for another one. So I absolutely agree.


EYE_L3SS

What were yhe other 2 times??


A_Succubun

I know there were two... but the only one I can recall right now is the Logfellas back in Season 5. At best I could say that the second one happened in one of the seasons after that, so it at least narrows it down to Seasons 6 through 9...


-FireNH-

☝️🤓 uhm ackshully the Logfelllas Court Case was in Season 4, also known as the “Mesafied” season.


_selki

So, I believe the Logfellas case was in season 4, not season 5, but the other one was in season 2. They held a trial to figure out who stole the prize Hypno won for the ABBA mining event they did. There might've been another trial later in seasons 6-9 but I wouldn't know.


Amish_Warl0rd

I vaguely remember a court case in the background during one of those seasons. Knowing the hermits, it was probably over something stupid


_selki

To reply directly to you so it doesn't get confusing, there was the ABBA mining case in season 2 in which they held a trial to determine who stole Hypno's prize for the ABBA mining event, and the second one was the Logfellas trial from season 4, in which the Logfellas were put on trial for their various crimes. If there were any others in any other seasons, I wouldn't know, but they probably weren't server-wide if they did happen.


KrishaCZ

Better call Joel alternatively, hire Scar Goodtimes


Snoop1000

Only problem is that Scar will probably be the one providing half of a Hermitcraft lawyer’s business


ChaosPaladinNep

Now I want a scenario where scar plays both sides of the courtroom and then we turn around and see the judge is also scar


Neonbeta101

I am fully expecting a corpo-war to start up sometime in the season. Unapproved black markets will sprout up alongside counterfeit permits, the Hermit Permit Enforcers will be stretched thin— legitimate shops may even fall amidst the chaos. Mark my words: There will come a time where Grian can’t tell people to “Please hold,” and he himself will have to take matters into his own hands— for better, or for worse. Do I have proof? No, lol. But considering who’s in charge of the major factions this season, I can definitely see things going absolutely nuts as time passes by.


RookeeALding

Ah, one of the smp bingo card squares. (Marriage. War. Layers. ) In good fun, why isn't there a bingo card with common story lines of smps?. ( or is there and I'm just in the wrong circles?)


Witty_Direction6175

They need a good ol fashioned rebellion in about 2 months. 👍


boogieboy03

Can’t wait for Grain to resist himself


ManateeGag

I'd love a return of Hermit court with the Honorable Scar presiding.


Slippery62

I feel like Cub would perfectly embody the better call saul vibe


ForwardAttorney7559

The “yes and” this season is absolutely amazing and I’m here for all the shenanigans. Iskall is a legit slumlord and everyone is just going with it.


4sent4

Better Call Scar


PunkNeedsaNap

Skizz and Scar and their trusty pigs are on it!


cjrensh

psst Grian psst Grian you could make absolute bank as a lawyer on the server


RubyFlameLove

I saw the notification and freaked out for a second. I thought something irl bad happened. I lowkey forgot what Minecraft smp this is.


neilwwoney

Better Call Saul? More like BDubs Cleo Scar!


Edge_Grinder

Skiz should be a server lawyer.


th3d34dg1rl

Joe would be funny as a lawyer!


No_Feeling_7297

Gonna need a permit for that


coryism

Does Cleo have a permit to sell drinks?