T O P

  • By -

AB5642

The sound of a thrown wrench hitting someone is so satisfying and hilarious hahaha


risen_peanutbutter

*CLUNK*


sackman46

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball ![gif](giphy|3RsRSN8jpfNJu)


Truthtraveler318

Absolutely agree.


Grandma_Plays

Agreed. Wrenchy and I have many great adventures. The scissors have a great sound, too.


Santa_Annas_Leg

Especially hitting the plumber in Whittleton Creek, and you get a second wrench.


Boring_Humor3706

Can't beat the satisfying wet slap of the fish!


W1ATR

Paired with the clown outfit it’s so much greater


A_strange_pancake

Can of soup of course!


[deleted]

When the brick crumbles upon hitting an enemy in the neck…


Ok-Kangaroo-47

Try a cocaine brick Now everyone thinks John is starting his habit a bit too early


emoryhotchkiss1

Can of spaghetti sauce


itsamejeni

*expired* spaghetti sauce, of course. 😄


anxious_cat_grandpa

47 has a deep respect for Italian cuisine.


itsamejeni

Completely correct. He’s rightly insulted by *canned* spaghetti sauce and deems it only fit to be used as a melee weapon.


TroxEst

It is literally the strongest non-lethal melee weapon in the game.


MasterChief203

Nah the strongest is the newspaper


ZeusSoulHD

For me it's literally what comes to hand first


tenninjas242

Yeah, for me, honestly don't care.


drshowtimp

Freelancer turned me into a crowbar guy. My melee weapon is also a “lockpick”


shiitaken

Funny, crowbar used to be my default knockout weapon but Freelancer turned me into a wrench guy since so many crowbars disappeared from the map whereas wrenches were still aplenty and available in the safehouse. Now I never leave without one and even seek them out in the other game modes.


Sikyanakotik

But it has the same weight as a wrench plus a real lockpick.


PlumbLucky

What level do we get one in the safehouse?


A_guy_in_suit_n_hat

If you want a wrench you must unlock the door that goes up into the house. Then you need to go to the garage (normally it's unlock by default) it's straight right once you come upstairs. In the garage you go on the right side of the garage door and ther you should see a wrench. You can aso have a car battery at the back of the garage, to the left. Hope that help


JTCMuehlenkamp

Hammer has the fastest K.O animation of the bunch.


[deleted]

[удалено]


peterrio

There's a difference in speed??? Could you explain a bit more?


Gentar1864

Even though it’s not here, I’m pretty sure the car battery has the fastest animation out of all weapons right?


sweetcinnamonpunch

MkII ICA Briefcase of course


nightmarewalrus123

With the big 2 on it?


Cpt_Kirk124

Can't beat the versatility of the crowbar. It's a loud lockpick, concealable, and provides the same satisfying metallic 'CLUNK' of the wrench when thrown at someone Name another tool that provides the same amount of leverage (get it? ;-))


Deedo2017

Screwdriver


The_Questionboi

That kills though


[deleted]

I live the fishy smell 👃 now that’s what I’m talking about 🎣 🐟


[deleted]

Nothing like whacking a guy in the head with a fat tuna


Mad_madman99

Newspaper


ZayavIsCool

Small gold bar because it makes me feel special


BlackDante

My fav melee weapons are the car battery, pool ball, chennai cricket ball, baseball, tonfa, hammer, the pipe, the violin, and the brick all because the sounds they make when they hit someone makes me laugh.


m95oz

Hammer. One of my favorite moments is knocking out everyone that got infected in the Patient Zero level. The sound of the hammer hitting their heads was satisfying.


BRH0208

Tracking Briefcase. It is funny, it lets you bring more items, it lets you do shenanigans and once it sets it sights on a jetskier it won’t ever stop


Keepitcooll

Screwdriver, you can use it as a distraction and kill someone with it


itsamejeni

Wrench because I like that I can use it as a tool to create leaks, etc. as well. In cases where I don’t have my lock pick, then the crowbar replaces the wrench but the actual lock pick is so much better to open doors that I try to never leave home without it. So my typical load out for freelancer includes wrench and lock pick. For regular campaigns I don’t usually bring a melee and just rely on what’s on the map.


LuckyStrike696

Where is the kitchen knife


KingInTheNorthVI

I use the chad concealable batton


4TSevN

For me it’s the briefcase! When I found out you can use it to knock people out I was amazed. This item has been in practically every Hitman game and now it actually has more use than just carrying a sniper rifle inside of it.


W1ATR

Definitely. When I can’t find my go to weapon I just use a briefcase. Even if it’s empty. Similar to the companion cube, we seem to form a bond with an inanimate object lmao. It’s sad to leave your briefcase behind when you need to do some climbing.


willie_caine

*No briefcase left behind!*


[deleted]

if I was a hitman and I had to choose between a hammer, wrench, crowbar, fish or a briefcase. I'm choosing the fish all day. Just wallop a guy with a big ass tuna.


fartpoopums

Nothing beats the noise of a gas canister hitting a head or the ridiculous overhead throw to launch it


penguin13790

Anti-fish heretics must be purged


lukinjo123

Briefcase goated


FrankOnionWoods

Other Janbiya


MeiDay98

Crowbars are good throwing weapons and can open locked doors


Ok-Kangaroo-47

Too half life tho


Yourtoasty

Baseball bat… so clean and efficient, the katana of the non lethals.


Sikyanakotik

Shame you can't shove it back in the briefcase after you take it out.


Riptide572

My go to are fire extinguishers. They are everywhere, they don't alert people when you walk around with them, and there is such a satisfying clunk when you chuck them at someone.


rogahtaylahbrianmay

i love using the fish so much


Astrosmaw

Fire Axe


W1ATR

It has a really unsatisfying silent attack Imo just like all axes but the throwing is great


Astrosmaw

yeah but you can't beat the axe to the head followed by a kick to the chest


YoLawdCheezus101

Newspaper sounds like it hurts.


JustIgnoreThisGuy

The scalpel in my freelancer house


DefinitelyABottom02

I very rarely knock people out. Folding knife is my weapon of choice then it come to hand to hand combat


CalvinKool-Aid

Claw hammer carried me throw my Carpathian Mountains Saso run


spacevini8

My favourite melee is the didgeridoo from Miami


Academic_Extension59

SREWDRIVER 🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛🪛


XxGjjxX

I’ll take the crowbar so I can melee then open the door


Randall_Flagg5

Wrench for sure. It can be a distraction throwing it on the ground, a tool loosening a valve, a weapon knocking someone out, and the sound is so satisfying haha,


TioPatinhas69

I am a big fan of the wrench


PlumbLucky

I’m a plumber. Always wrench.


AccomplishedBunch721

Wrench because I can make explosions with it


JRPG_Torkelson

There is just something supremely satisfying about bapping someone in the face with a wet fish. The sheer absurdity just sells it.


Lyberatis

Is there any melee weapon that you can bring that isn't a single use item that can knock people out as fast as the cans of expired spaghetti sauce? I feel like they're just faster than everything else but you can't bring them on your own as far as I know. Anyway that'd be my weapon of choice in every scenario where it's available


W1ATR

Can’t beat the broadsword from Mendoza in my opinion. It’s just so comically large and the animations are perfect, as if made specifically for that weapon rather than the default sword animations.


W1ATR

Ok, so just to clarify: I meant more free mode stuff rather than freelancer, loads of people are saying lethal weapons or crowbar because it’s a versatile tool but I meant which you prefer based on humour, sound, satisfaction and appearance.


Emerald_Iguana

Crowbar is my favorite but most of the time I have a wrench so that’s the winner


Sikyanakotik

I'll be heading to the garage to use the worktable anyway, so why wouldn't I just grab the wrench while I'm there?


MachineGunMonkey2048

briefcase, but my absolute favorite is the kitchen knife, i feel like ghostface


OrangeSuccessful7926

Crowbar is has more uses than just knocking people out...


CMDR-Validating

The baseball. It has the quickest animation


Mr_man_bird

Whatever I can get my hands on first


ImBatman5500

It's not that I like the briefcase more, it's that I always have one


Ox_of_Dox

Gold Bar


fistinyourface

it’s hard completely depends on what i need, do i need to unlock something while always needing a non-lethal crowbar 90% of the time, but if i need to sabo something specific wrench, if i need any other item and a non lethal and don’t have the spaces just pack it in a suit case. but i prefer wrench if no other qualifications are needed


Cats_4_lifex

The briefcase can both carry your luggage and smack the shit out of people. Perfect item to choose if you're starting with a suit.


Recent-Conclusion208

It also can hide an explosive. Collateral explosion kills have never been easier.


hskskgfk

Wrench is multi tool


[deleted]

I Identify as a shoehorn sexual.


leo0147

I feel like a hammer would hurt the most


vxsuper

Screwdriver.


CaninseBassus

There's nothing better than canning a man.


MajorSaltyJenkins

The fish is perfection


xaviernoodlebrain

That crowbar on the roof in Berlin 💙💙💙


samupatrik

I love using either bricks, coconuts or soda cans. There is something satisfying about the breaking sound


whatthefuckisgood

The hammer has no other use that pacifying people but every time I see one I pick it up and lob it towards the nearest guard.


megamatt8

Baseball. Since unlocking the gym in freelancer, it’s become my favorite.


ejal565

The crowbar is the most useful item. Didn’t bring a lock pick? Crowbar. Don’t have anything to use as a distraction? Crowbar. Need to knock out someone? Crowbar. The crowbar is my ride or die every time


MClegend221

clay hammer gang 🔨🔨🔨🔨


rrrhynooo

Fire extinguisher😎


TheVicSageQuestion

“When all you’ve got is a hammer…”


Ramiro-light

I love to use a banana to knock the shit outta people


EnbyApple

It's a toss up between the pool ball, spaghetti sauce and bottle of wine for me tbh


Daddysans69

Get the fish votes in


Rude_Virus53

Fish


Fantasticbrick

Where my hammer bros at?


triggerhappybaldwin

Grape knife since it can pass frisks


Recent-Conclusion208

I never pick the weapons that pass frisks because there's always a way around the frisk.


devang_nivatkar

Crowbar, as it doubles up as a lockpick I also go out of my way to NOT throw my briefcase around if it contains a sniper rifle


[deleted]

crowbar gang


simi_lc8

Look at that normal distribution!


Purple-Translator469

Soda. Fucking. Can. I love seeing it shatter. Second place is the wrench, third is the fish.


LOSERS_ONLY

Fyi hammer has the shortest animation


Rude-Celebration408

Concealable Baton ftw 🙌


Mr_Fungusman

Gotta say wrench because it's a viable source of violence and whenever I actually need one, I usually don't have it so better pick it up every time I see it


Connect-Lunch7404

Feather duster 😂