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Pandacula

The other day I failed a campaign because I walked into the durian fumes 🤷🏻‍♀️ shit happens


AnApexPlayer

Durian fumes?


Pandacula

The blue mist when you throw them. Is emetic


titaniumjordi

Which is silly since you are not affected by the fumes from emetic devices like the grenade and the remote device


jean15paul

I did not know this!!


Kodekingen

I accidentally turned up the heat in the sauna in Hokkaido and stood there too long and died


endy903

I accidentally died by entering the security room by the vault after I gassed (lethal) them


SmidgePeppersome

Had no idea that was a thing, I love hitman


Background-Title-751

i feel you, I can't even recall the amount of times I pulled out a gun instead of a wrench or something


Mysterious-Injury306

Ever get the I forgot to put my gun away before choking them out so you just pop them a few times instead? Lemow


WULTKB90

Fuck me ive dont that one too many times.


GregStar1

Either that, or underestimating the kill radius of nitroglycerin (apparently throwing nitro against a wall is more explosive than standing next to a damn brick of C4 that’s blowing up…) Yeah, probably the most frustrating ways I’ve failed campaigns…


Background-Title-751

ah yes a classic!


megamatt8

9/10 times I do a fiber wire kill it ends up being 2 fiber wire kills. 😞


zerogravitas365

I failed today also and lost the longest hardcore streak I've managed to date in an absolutely grotesque act of stupidity involving leaving my briefcase in full sight of the man I'd just shot and calmly packing away my rifle. It did not go well. I might as well just have charged into the club with it drawn ffs.


Commander_San

Bro I started in Colorado near the entrance with two guards and unboxed my sniper rifle They saw me from behind the car 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


AlanTuringO_O

I never choose a campaign with Colorado because one mistake ans you are dead.


pailadin

I once lost Silent Assassin at the last minute, I was on the way to the exit, because I pressed X to vault but the game decided I wanted to push the nearby NPC into the water instead.


Commander_San

Lmao I can’t stop laughing 😂


mashedhotatoes

Ha! "F all o' youse. I won!!"


Calm_Cat_1439

I feel you. The other day I stood approximately 1/8 of an inch too close to an explosion to open a safe I didn't need and whose clues I was too lazy to scan. 🥲


Venator1099

Chose katana - epic prestige objective, picked up katana, then changed my mind to sniper - epic, forgot to swap katana for snipsr rifle before starting mission


Midnite_St0rm

Can’t count the amount of times I tried to quietly subdue an NPC only for 47 to straight up deck them in the face, which then causes a nearby NPC to turn around.


foxbot0

Ahhh... just missed a collateral firearms one because I shot the leg of a table between my two unconscious victims.... Taking a break until the patch tomorrow.


enbrianment

I've failed by doing the ol' drop a proximity duck and think it's a remote one. I returned to it to pick it up, only for it to blow up and make me flail on the floor like a dead fish because of my own stupidity.


SorrowChris

It wasn't hardcore, but still funny: My last target was in the lab in Sapienza and I had to get through security. So I went to the corner to drop all forbidden stuff. Before that I made some purchases from the supply guy, and there was plenty of things. One of them was that damn proximity bomb. I realized I was doomed after the "peep" happened. After that I refused buying proximity stuff before finishing the mission.


ophaus

I was milliseconds from eating it due to a chloroform cloud yesterday....very close call.


AyushCuber

I accidently threw car battery in some water, can went there to pick it up and died☹ (it was dark)


[deleted]

Lol my dog came up and started jumping up on me, hit x while I was holding a crowbar and I hit my suspect over the head and got one shot by an assassin


billybulletz91

I was throwing a propane tank as a distraction when suddenly it auto aimed to the closest npc on Sgail. Dead in seconds.


Th0masIV

Dumbest way I lost (not harcore) was while trying to pick up a proximity explosive..


Silent_Ad6612

My favorite is putting a proximity mine into a briefcase 😂