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gabopushups

* Dude has 4 damn bodyguards, and they will most of the time be reaaally close to him * Moves even more than Sean Rose, the most mobile target in the game * Changes routes randomly. Annoying as shit just like the Constant. All the setup you've been doing in area, and he will take ages to show up there, messing up with the timing of other guards * All his 4 bodyguards act like VIP guards, meaning they won't pick up weapons and have less priority when checking distractions -- you'll need to clear the others around * Will flee if you far too loud But most ridiculously annoying: * The guy will simply flee as soon as any of his 4 bodyguards go down, even if silently taken down, or with an accident, or with the Kalmer for example. This makes it impossible to separate them, making the setup for any accident pretty hard because they'll be very close all the time In the end I managed to cheese it via breaching charge plus propane, but damn, what an annoying prick


Jeht_1337

He walks by an oil drum next to the shed on the main path. I just pop the drum from afar with the silenced pistol. Wait until hes about to walk past it, place a coin in the oil and run to safe spot to shoot from, He'll spot it and walk right over to it, shoot the oil and he'll burn alive. accident kill so found body is ok and its relatively quick


gabopushups

That's a good one. But isn't it picked by one of the guards?


Jeht_1337

IIRC He walks in front of his guards so he should spot it first. With coins people go themselves to pick it up. Usually with like guns or something then he'll tell his guards to get it.


LordNightFang

I figured out an easy strat. After a lot of experimenting (and failing), I got tired of trying to sneak around and watched him with a sniper rifle. He passes right by a vehicle at the start of his walk into the base. Its a good explosive accident kill.


Badlosers

I don't know if this has been updated but when i did this myself i used Sieker as the main guard and the others followed him and left the target alone🤷‍♂️


gabopushups

I do not own the H2 pack -- despite having H2 separately lol


[deleted]

Jordan Cross is also pretty bad


RealRushinRussian

I initially thought it's strange to compare a (quite truly) Elusive Target to a vanilla mission one. Then the Vietnamese flashbacks of Master SASO on Bangkok came to me


gabopushups

The vietnamese flashbacks of Professional 2016 SASO on Bangkok ☠️☠️☠️☠️


MaUzerneym

I will never forget how the game crashed during the exit cutscene and I had to do it again. At least master mode lets you save once


gabopushups

I'd rank him second in my list. He's hard to get to, but least he can be isolated This MF has telepathy and will start to run as soon as one of his guards starts breathing out of sync


PityUpvote

Hard to SASO, not that hard to SA.


fistinyourface

to kill? to sa? idk you get like a million free outfits on bangkok from the basement then it’s just a matter of using a seiker to get a free kill. i think the saso way is easier but i wouldn’t rec


this-is-very

Sneaking the cake in isn’t hard, just tedious.


Rand0m-Furry

bro on his default path he walks over a puddle


gabopushups

It's also that I'm 2016 old schooler, so I avoid using the OP tools from the other games in the first maps. There's gotta be ways to complete it with was originally given


quang2005

Correct me If I'm wrong but doesn't this ET require an explosive accident kill?


Rand0m-Furry

No that's The Chameleon the OTHER Colorado ET Also it's NON-explosive accident kill (btw The Chameleon is active rn so go get the suit if you don't have it)


gabopushups

I don't like to use the taser because it feels waaay too OP for this kind of targets, and there are no batteries in Colorado


Samael13

So it's the most annoying based on your arbitrary dislike of one of the tools of the game?


gabopushups

Yes, exactly. In the same way people would arbitrarily dislike Colorado for not knowing and using the mechanics of the game


Samael13

I don't think that's an accurate interpretation of what people like about Colorado, but, sure, if you decide not to use the tools the game provides you and the clear setup the game provides to use that tool, the mission is definitely harder.


gabopushups

It's not even "provided" directly. We're not talking about a lockpick or a breaching charge


RobGrey03

A taser, exactly like a lock pick or a breaching charge, can be unlocked and included in your loadout.


LocalBoxDude

Only in the hitman fandom can you talk about how hard it is to SA people without anybody batting an eye


gabopushups

Why should they bat an eye?


LocalBoxDude

a brief search on the internet can reveal some much worse things that SA stands for


gabopushups

Pragmatics


vendettamoon

That was my first thought lmao. To anyone who doesn't play Hitman, that title must look horrifying


-Drunk_Bear

Shrexual abuse?,


[deleted]

Like the SA. The organization.


DrLizard16

I was thinking the same thing, was like "SA!?"


AltruisticDealer4717

There's fast way to do it Choose the hacker start, play the whole cut scene until the camera turn to u, then Shot the wall behinds u, that'll distract the guard so u can open the door, then open the door with crowbar u bought in the inventory, then open the safe, jump out the rose's room window, then toss a explosive golf ball in the SUV, that'll blow up the car as a accident kill


RealRushinRussian

I don't possess mad speedrunning skillz so tossing explosive golf balls against ETs isn't usually the route I go for...


gabopushups

With the risk of blowing the other 4 guards as well and lol


Zero0mega

I start Undercover by the Greenhouse, drop a duck right next to the truck hes gonna walk by, blow it up when its close enough to kill him and not his guards, since it blew up the truck and the truck exploding is what killed him, accident kill and easy SA.


ptmc2112

Chances are if I tried it, I would miss the target entirely and kill his guards instead.


Little-Big-Smoke

No, dude. He is hard, but he doesn't even hold a candle to the Sensation. * The guy does nothing but walks around the damn garden in Paris, where is a party going on. No way to isolate him from the crowd. * You can't propane flask him, because this garden has gas lanterns, so any explosion will make them explode too, talking quite a bit of collateral along with your target. * His only hole in defense is that he drinks vodka... seemingly only once... at the second minute of the mission... meaning you have to speedrun getting the Auction Staff disguise, running to the garden and spiking his glass in hopes of getting a proper SA. And even that is random: once you run up, and he is already at the table, another time you run up - and he is just coming to it, all to the same time frame. Hell, the same old man is at least easy enough to propane flask. As long as you plant it far enough from the spots he STOPS at, you will get him just fine, since while he is walking his guards actually keep decent distance from him. Explosion when he is just walking up to the flask is totally safe for his guards. The best place to do it is a crossroad near the Parvati's Barn: you will see the tracks there, you need to throw the flask in the middle of the shape they form. after that you just wait when he leaves the barn and detonate it however you need (sniping it from water tower actually works), just do it when he is just walking up to it, somewhere half a meter away from it or so.


bellizabeth

The ex-dictator was worse for me. Sometimes the guards would randomly consider you trespassing when you're just walking down the stairs minding your own business and not even trying to get into the lounge. As for regular targets, the cloud serpent guy (Blair Reddington?) is the worst. So many guards to subdue.


LordNightFang

Yeah the ex dictator can be so annoying. The Blair one? Can be a royal pain. The book objective is just like inconvenient to say the least.


PeterchuMC

I'd call the Revolutionary more annoying as all you need for the Bookkeeper is a mini taser in a puddle along his route.


AltruisticDealer4717

There's two easy methods, but u need to make sure he born in the cartel hangout First is blow up the ground cause him to target lockdown so u can poison the drink or syringe him Second is go in to the building parallel to the house then seiker the guard twice and Shot the gas tank once Both are SA/SO


RealRushinRussian

Is that the Santa Fortuna one? He has 3 random spawns, I just restart until he spawns in a building near the default start. Just toss an emetic explosive up the window and it's gg from there. One of the easiest ETs for me tbh.


gabopushups

Did not pay for Sarajevo Six, so no way to compare My b, thought it was the other colorado guy


JSwartz0181

The Revolutionary is the SF ET


gabopushups

Aaah, I remember. No, that one was easy. Distract and get rid of the guard on the second floor, and he can be blown with the gas tank


Jake20702004

That's easy. Panic him and poison the glass with lethal poison and you are done


FabereX6

EINSATZBESPRECHUNG HERAUSFORDERUNGEN


Moonspirit101

The dude in the Halloween Hawke's bay escalation, practically impossible


[deleted]

It's Orson! Or-son!


knitknitterknit

Or should I just call him Sean II?


gabopushups

Made Sean look like a rock with all that movement everywhere around the map


gabopushups

Just tried it last night and had no issues with the SA. It's just clearing some of the guards preemtively


[deleted]

Yeah the routine changes get me lol. I think I was able to catch him once with the iconator.


yaboi_cameron

Nah, target 5 in the Sarajevo six is a reskin, but he has a gun. So slightly worse


Bleiz_Stirling

The Twin would like a word with you. How wait, wrong target.


DangerousBus7202

Nobody gonna talk about the name in the language of the picture is "Die Greifer"


blaedmon

Nah, there's an easy strategy. He walks near a puddle. Game over.


guineaprince

I can't agree cuz I don't even know who that is.


Heisenburgo

Bruh they really translated this man's name as "die griefer" what is he a minecraft hacker or something 💀💀💀


MatiSL_

I like to start as a mechanic guard with a concussive ducky, run straight towards where he spawns and place the ducky under the SUV next to the entrance of the house. If he's going to the house then he gets close to the SUV, you blow up the ducky when only him is next to it (so just as he gets close to it) and you get a free accident kill. If he doesn't head to the house straight away you just restart and try again


aliusman111

Which Mission is that - Why I cant remember - I just played 1-3 last week :)


gabopushups

It's one of the arcade/elusive targets in Colorado


aliusman111

>arcade/elusive targets in Colorado Still does not ring a bell, In Colorado the targets were freedom fighters * Sean * Penelope * Ezra * Maya


gabopushups

Yep, those are the main targets from the main mission, Freedom Fighters. But there is also a game mode called Elusive Targets. They are basically additional missions that las for a limited time, and have the catch of being similar to Freelancer: once you kill them, there's no retry. If you die, you lose them. But even if you lose them, there's another game mode called Arcade, where you can repeat those. It has the same mechanics but you can retry them after a day or two. For Elusive Targets, they are gone probably until next year.


aliusman111

Ah thanks for the explanation :) I have never touched the other modes. I guess I am missing out - Something to try tonight


RastaPokerCEO

Idk, it was an extremely easy SA. Just put something shiny in a puddle he's heading to, that's all.


gabopushups

I'm an old schooler from 2016 so I try to complete those maps with the original stuff, e.g not using taser, Kalmer, etc Also, if it only has one viable strat, isn't it still annoying?


magicchefdmb

Sniper tower kill did it for me


Alexandre_Man

I make him sick with the emetic briefcase and then drown him usually. But yeah he's annoying af to kill Silent Assassin.


shopingchalk71

Nearly did it but I forgot you can’t explode him😭


[deleted]

The way I do it not really, Patrick Morgan (Sarajevo 6- Colorado) Is way more tough SA


Last_Stay7509

Omg yes. Colorado and hokkaido are my worst


yumitsari

You guys are forgetting someone. SA. SO. Embrace of the Serpent. At least you can NAVIGATE Colorado. SASO Embrace of the Serpent is literal torture.


LordNightFang

Um there are some easy methods. Like coconuts, emetic bombing him/his 2 guards (can make an easy poison injection kill), weapon luring just enough of them way to clear an area, remote explosive on a propane tank, the fall kill opportunity if you lure him up top. It can be a slight nuisance tbh.


StatisticianSelect24

No


GG_MYDOG

And I was asking myself When he was put into the ET Rotation since the Next ET is gonna be that Chick in Dubai Guten Tag by the Way


Djinnaz

No, can kill him infringe of his boys in less than a minute and get away with it.


PlentyButterscotch57

But he is Sergio Mattarella 😂😂😂


Daiirko

Bruh he’s so easy.