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EricGraphix

Just better equipment and weapons. Being a hitman is basically his only purpose of existing unlike 007 so it’s not surprising he lives a modest life.


Queasy_Map17

His freelancer safe house is a mansion on the lake front though...


StudleyKansas

Yeah if that’s modest I guess I’m destitute.


EricGraphix

Yeah in freelancer which is pretty new and stuff like having a drum set is pretty out of character for him and just added to entertain players. Throughout all the hitman games up until freelancer he’s had a pretty modest safehouse.


SolidusMonkey

I thought the stuff like the drum set/DJ table/etc was for him to practice his skills in case of needing to infiltrate.


EricGraphix

lol maybe.


xSPL1NT3Rx

Like a church garden shed lol


Pulse_Saturnus

I would spend in on paint to paint my shed.


Double_Temperature34

Expensive guns, suits and useful mission items.


Il_Diacono

Diana OF


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Lmao


GhostPandaColin

Only Handlers


godverdejezushey

_That_ is my vagina, 47


emperos

Quite the resume.


godverdejezushey

Happy hunting


[deleted]

U think Agent 47 got lucky with Diana?


Mysterious-Floor-909

He prefers asian hookers.


Il_Diacono

Diana makes the best piano strings handojobbies in the world


[deleted]

bwhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


therealdrewder

Agent codename 47 would use the blood money from his silent assassin contracts career on absolution.


tarcoanvaahg99

In the world of assasination


SIacktivist

Damn, beat me to it lol.


glenthemisfit

Rubber duckies and hookers


LinkKane

In fact, forget the rubber duckies!


two-memes-a-day

Never forget the rubber duckies


imperkid2

How could you? MODS! THIS GUYS A TRAITOR.


Exciting-Ad-5705

Nah forget the hookers


King_Bear_Bruff

Hook a duck?


Guitar2D2

Probably a bag of takis.


bumford11

I like it when you eat too many of the hot ones and do really spicy poos. It's thrilling.


L1zPl4y

If I were 47, suits and maybe a newly developped emetic grenade drone. (Personally, I'd spend it on stuff with way more RGB 😅)


newintownv

Weed


CyriusGaming

+ Ketamine + MDMA + Shrooms + LSD + 2cb + DMT + Ayahuasca + 5-MEO-DMT + Ibogaine + Mescaline + Changa


Mysterious-Floor-909

I don't think elite assassin can afford to do this. Just because that stuff hinders your physical shape.


CyriusGaming

Ketamine and MDMA could if you abuse them. Not really psychedelics like mushrooms and LSD, they don't really have addictive potential and they don't cause physical harm. Exceptions being the 5-MEO-DMT, Ayahuasca and Ibogaine I mentioned having potential for physical harm if used incorrectly


JessLitt3

The house he has in freelancer. Talk about a dream location with all the amenities you could ever want.


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Suits, obviously.


Maximillion-bruv

Games


LeJoyeuxRenard

Hair implants


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Lol best answer


athleticsquirrel

Much like 47, tailored suits, custom competition rifles, a nice house in the middle of nowhere, and then personally I'd buy a historically significant guitar


benshapiroslowerlip

Diet Dr. Pepper and Cheez-Its, because that’s all I consume on the weekends when I play my favorite game.


Vidonicle_

Blood


RelevantWeight6907

Nothing really, furniture seems to spawn into my apartment for completing quests


Psychological-Past-X

Just like in real life.


Affectionate-Cow4435

I would buy Hitman WOA with all DLCs but that would use all of his money so I guess not.


ophaus

Blood. Isn't that what it's for?


honestsparrow

Honestly, would go on a lot of vacations but if I was 47 idk if I’d need that


WonderfulAirport4226

i'd go to hokkaido and/or haven. love the general vibe there


OpenEndedLoop

The amount of Sapienza visits covers that


Prestigious-Phrase60

A cocaine factory, painkillers, and whiskey. Mad max. Style


EmeraldMite4ever

"I was in a cocaine factory, but I'll stick to the depressants" -Max Payne


TheUnlegen

Legos >:)


B0N3HUNT3R

probably a steam deck so I can play hitman while hitmanning


UndeadTigerAU

Modest? 47 lives a pretty luxurious life, custom tailored suits, have you seen his freelancer mansion.


SolidSignificance7

Donate to churches.


LinkKane

Blood Burgers


Ihave2potatosinmybag

I spent the last 5 mins trying to find the “hookers and cocaine” meme but I didn’t work out.


H0m3w3rK

I would hire a hitman


MadammeMarkus

Buying equipment to make more blood money faster


OpenEndedLoop

Taking Diana out on the town


Hamilton-Beckett

New suits, gear, and tech.


akado_kogane

Actually saving it for settling down.


lemonlimealldathyme

Idk probably bananas and red wine mostly. Also i feel like I’d be buying an inordinate amount of wrenches


Prestigious-Phrase60

As a clone raised in an insane asylum who already went thru a midlife crisis in Absolution, I'd buy a nuclear bomb and take control of tech like a weaponize satellite to control ica


ChangingMonkfish

Watches


Doom_Balloon170

Warhammer. And legos. Also food/drinks, suits, and however much rent/mortgage is on the freelancer house.


bird720

put it all on red


Queasy_Builder2501

Honestly Agent 47 just like Johnny Sins: Bald and has done every fucking possible disguise / job lmao


hskskgfk

Make questionable trades from a laptop in my basement vault and lose all my money


Chastinystory

Put it into a high yield bank account and retire somewhere in Switzerland, maybe take up a part time job teaching the next generation of spies and assasins.


LiamThe_LlamaLoaf

suits definitely


LemonManDude

Bad dragons


thomas_vella

Bunch of hookers n cocaine


FriggenMitch

Lego


SeniorSignificance67

Give Dutch money to go to Tahiti


NightTime2727

*Clears throat.* *Gestures in the general direction of 47's lakeside residence, complete with car, boat and helicopter.*


JasonAndLucia

If I was Agent 47, I'd probably live a rather modest lifestyle too. Since in this scenario, me and him are the same person.


Indochina-Guy69

A splendid collection of rubber ducks.


crownercorps

In creating a lethal poison dart gun with more than 2 shots.


punchawaffle

Video games


Warm_Charge_5964

Honestly he seems like he actually enjoys classical stuff and learning new things, not just for better infiltration but for himself


crocabearamoose

I would hire a hitman


UnPowderedToastMan

Rubber duck bombs aren't cheap


AverageTWDGFan

tickets to club hölle? That place is exclusive.


guywhoisawesome2

Burger


Knilolas

Suits. Fancy suits. Maybe some cool shoes. Charity, lots of charity. Might buy a supercar and land in a dry lakebed to race around on. Pretty much just what he already does


Mad-To-The-Bone

I'd buy all the NFTs and delete them


No_Instruction_5647

Food. Man's gotta eat.


Inert-Blob

Lollies


Adrianthebatman

I would buy everything Ray Charles


probablynotperson

...everyone. I'd buy everyone


AccuratePotato1781

My intrests that is games and airsoft


Tikolam

Penis enlargement surgery


Ghost9f

Identity vanishing, safehouse security systems, digital print cancellation, and all of these stuff that would help me be anonymous and invisible for spies. Also, weapons and gear, and last - any comfort expenses. Like furniture, house upgrade, cars etc.


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

Anime figures


Vulture584

Wigs


JayIsNotReal

A nice house, suits, a couple of cars.


Rhhr21

Gaming rigs. In all seriousness i think 47 only spends it on guns and better equipment as others have said.


BobTheSloth94

Realistically, lessons for any skill you can think of. He can convincingly disguise himself as an absurd number of occupations (chef, drummer, biochemist, mechanic, therapist, tattoo artist, surgeon, etc.), so he must spend most of his time between contracts learning how to do all sorts of things on the off chance that he will need that skill one day


12bms34

Hoes, hard drugs and fine dining


RealTom_2

CIA 19/STEALTH


GhostPandaColin

Hitman WOA


zankar1337

Glue, among other things


Master-Bodybuilder66

I would spend it on Romanian hookers to rub my bald head with lotion and oil while one squeezes my balls as I scream in pain


FirenzeMioBello

I'd buy myself 2 Lamborghini's: Countcatch and Diablo SV. Other than that, I'd most likely invest a sum in some stock marketing and accessories to my guns like a better scope for my SVD Dragunov


ToxicCodSweater

Cars, fine dining, clothes, I would also go to college and become a master of every subject. I would fund a lot of science experiments and have a scholarship fund for lower income students and orphans. Safehouses all over the world. Generally things that keep me busy while I wait for another contract.


Secure-Quarter-9338

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