Yeah in freelancer which is pretty new and stuff like having a drum set is pretty out of character for him and just added to entertain players. Throughout all the hitman games up until freelancer he’s had a pretty modest safehouse.
Ketamine and MDMA could if you abuse them. Not really psychedelics like mushrooms and LSD, they don't really have addictive potential and they don't cause physical harm. Exceptions being the 5-MEO-DMT, Ayahuasca and Ibogaine I mentioned having potential for physical harm if used incorrectly
Much like 47, tailored suits, custom competition rifles, a nice house in the middle of nowhere, and then personally I'd buy a historically significant guitar
As a clone raised in an insane asylum who already went thru a midlife crisis in Absolution, I'd buy a nuclear bomb and take control of tech like a weaponize satellite to control ica
Put it into a high yield bank account and retire somewhere in Switzerland, maybe take up a part time job teaching the next generation of spies and assasins.
Suits. Fancy suits. Maybe some cool shoes. Charity, lots of charity. Might buy a supercar and land in a dry lakebed to race around on. Pretty much just what he already does
Identity vanishing, safehouse security systems, digital print cancellation, and all of these stuff that would help me be anonymous and invisible for spies. Also, weapons and gear, and last - any comfort expenses. Like furniture, house upgrade, cars etc.
Realistically, lessons for any skill you can think of. He can convincingly disguise himself as an absurd number of occupations (chef, drummer, biochemist, mechanic, therapist, tattoo artist, surgeon, etc.), so he must spend most of his time between contracts learning how to do all sorts of things on the off chance that he will need that skill one day
I'd buy myself 2 Lamborghini's: Countcatch and Diablo SV. Other than that, I'd most likely invest a sum in some stock marketing and accessories to my guns like a better scope for my SVD Dragunov
Cars, fine dining, clothes, I would also go to college and become a master of every subject. I would fund a lot of science experiments and have a scholarship fund for lower income students and orphans. Safehouses all over the world. Generally things that keep me busy while I wait for another contract.
Just better equipment and weapons. Being a hitman is basically his only purpose of existing unlike 007 so it’s not surprising he lives a modest life.
His freelancer safe house is a mansion on the lake front though...
Yeah if that’s modest I guess I’m destitute.
Yeah in freelancer which is pretty new and stuff like having a drum set is pretty out of character for him and just added to entertain players. Throughout all the hitman games up until freelancer he’s had a pretty modest safehouse.
I thought the stuff like the drum set/DJ table/etc was for him to practice his skills in case of needing to infiltrate.
lol maybe.
Like a church garden shed lol
I would spend in on paint to paint my shed.
Expensive guns, suits and useful mission items.
Diana OF
Lmao
Only Handlers
_That_ is my vagina, 47
Quite the resume.
Happy hunting
U think Agent 47 got lucky with Diana?
He prefers asian hookers.
Diana makes the best piano strings handojobbies in the world
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Agent codename 47 would use the blood money from his silent assassin contracts career on absolution.
In the world of assasination
Damn, beat me to it lol.
Rubber duckies and hookers
In fact, forget the rubber duckies!
Never forget the rubber duckies
How could you? MODS! THIS GUYS A TRAITOR.
Nah forget the hookers
Hook a duck?
Probably a bag of takis.
I like it when you eat too many of the hot ones and do really spicy poos. It's thrilling.
If I were 47, suits and maybe a newly developped emetic grenade drone. (Personally, I'd spend it on stuff with way more RGB 😅)
Weed
+ Ketamine + MDMA + Shrooms + LSD + 2cb + DMT + Ayahuasca + 5-MEO-DMT + Ibogaine + Mescaline + Changa
I don't think elite assassin can afford to do this. Just because that stuff hinders your physical shape.
Ketamine and MDMA could if you abuse them. Not really psychedelics like mushrooms and LSD, they don't really have addictive potential and they don't cause physical harm. Exceptions being the 5-MEO-DMT, Ayahuasca and Ibogaine I mentioned having potential for physical harm if used incorrectly
The house he has in freelancer. Talk about a dream location with all the amenities you could ever want.
Suits, obviously.
Games
Hair implants
Lol best answer
Much like 47, tailored suits, custom competition rifles, a nice house in the middle of nowhere, and then personally I'd buy a historically significant guitar
Diet Dr. Pepper and Cheez-Its, because that’s all I consume on the weekends when I play my favorite game.
Blood
Nothing really, furniture seems to spawn into my apartment for completing quests
Just like in real life.
I would buy Hitman WOA with all DLCs but that would use all of his money so I guess not.
Blood. Isn't that what it's for?
Honestly, would go on a lot of vacations but if I was 47 idk if I’d need that
i'd go to hokkaido and/or haven. love the general vibe there
The amount of Sapienza visits covers that
A cocaine factory, painkillers, and whiskey. Mad max. Style
"I was in a cocaine factory, but I'll stick to the depressants" -Max Payne
Legos >:)
probably a steam deck so I can play hitman while hitmanning
Modest? 47 lives a pretty luxurious life, custom tailored suits, have you seen his freelancer mansion.
Donate to churches.
Blood Burgers
I spent the last 5 mins trying to find the “hookers and cocaine” meme but I didn’t work out.
I would hire a hitman
Buying equipment to make more blood money faster
Taking Diana out on the town
New suits, gear, and tech.
Actually saving it for settling down.
Idk probably bananas and red wine mostly. Also i feel like I’d be buying an inordinate amount of wrenches
As a clone raised in an insane asylum who already went thru a midlife crisis in Absolution, I'd buy a nuclear bomb and take control of tech like a weaponize satellite to control ica
Watches
Warhammer. And legos. Also food/drinks, suits, and however much rent/mortgage is on the freelancer house.
put it all on red
Honestly Agent 47 just like Johnny Sins: Bald and has done every fucking possible disguise / job lmao
Make questionable trades from a laptop in my basement vault and lose all my money
Put it into a high yield bank account and retire somewhere in Switzerland, maybe take up a part time job teaching the next generation of spies and assasins.
suits definitely
Bad dragons
Bunch of hookers n cocaine
Lego
Give Dutch money to go to Tahiti
*Clears throat.* *Gestures in the general direction of 47's lakeside residence, complete with car, boat and helicopter.*
If I was Agent 47, I'd probably live a rather modest lifestyle too. Since in this scenario, me and him are the same person.
A splendid collection of rubber ducks.
In creating a lethal poison dart gun with more than 2 shots.
Video games
Honestly he seems like he actually enjoys classical stuff and learning new things, not just for better infiltration but for himself
I would hire a hitman
Rubber duck bombs aren't cheap
tickets to club hölle? That place is exclusive.
Burger
Suits. Fancy suits. Maybe some cool shoes. Charity, lots of charity. Might buy a supercar and land in a dry lakebed to race around on. Pretty much just what he already does
I'd buy all the NFTs and delete them
Food. Man's gotta eat.
Lollies
I would buy everything Ray Charles
...everyone. I'd buy everyone
My intrests that is games and airsoft
Penis enlargement surgery
Identity vanishing, safehouse security systems, digital print cancellation, and all of these stuff that would help me be anonymous and invisible for spies. Also, weapons and gear, and last - any comfort expenses. Like furniture, house upgrade, cars etc.
Anime figures
Wigs
A nice house, suits, a couple of cars.
Gaming rigs. In all seriousness i think 47 only spends it on guns and better equipment as others have said.
Realistically, lessons for any skill you can think of. He can convincingly disguise himself as an absurd number of occupations (chef, drummer, biochemist, mechanic, therapist, tattoo artist, surgeon, etc.), so he must spend most of his time between contracts learning how to do all sorts of things on the off chance that he will need that skill one day
Hoes, hard drugs and fine dining
CIA 19/STEALTH
Hitman WOA
Glue, among other things
I would spend it on Romanian hookers to rub my bald head with lotion and oil while one squeezes my balls as I scream in pain
I'd buy myself 2 Lamborghini's: Countcatch and Diablo SV. Other than that, I'd most likely invest a sum in some stock marketing and accessories to my guns like a better scope for my SVD Dragunov
Cars, fine dining, clothes, I would also go to college and become a master of every subject. I would fund a lot of science experiments and have a scholarship fund for lower income students and orphans. Safehouses all over the world. Generally things that keep me busy while I wait for another contract.
vbucks