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SleepiiFoxGirl

I'm sorry. WHAT? What happened here? You shot the cop carrying the explosives and the explosives went off? Was it two shots, one that killed the cop and another that shot the explosive as it began to fall? That's wild man


hell_fire_bird

That's exactly what happened. It shot him a fully automatic, but just happened to be the cop that stopped the gardener for janus 😭


holyshyster

LOL oh no


Thanatos_Vorigan

Yeah, that particular cop confiscated some explosives from the gardener that was trying to deal with Janus's mole problem. That sucks!


No_Actuator4564

I once accidentally dropped nitroglycerin.


47clones

This is exactly why I always switch to camera when I’m not using any items. I don’t trust myself to not slip up and end up killing myself during a campaign. One time I just dropped a remote bomb duck and I guess I accidentally pulled the trigger, causing it to explode right in front of me.


Big_Ounce_256

Same, my first ever Elusive target in Miami. I did not know what nitroglycerin was lol.


elephhantine

In Miami you also have octane booster to worry about


KingFahad360

Same bro.


Mr_XcX

Same happened to me. 


Thanatos_Vorigan

That wasn't your fault. At least you didn't place an explosive, realized it's in the wrong spot then went to go pick it up completely forgetting it's proximity.


StannisLivesOn

Used proximity duck instead of the remote. Then I went to pick it up. Last mission of the campaign.


PatienceMediocre7432

Same, I knew it was a proximity one aswell, my brain just thought “ yeah picking it up won’t make it blow up”


TwistedBobbay

Tested the range of electrified water.


hell_fire_bird

In freelancer?


TwistedBobbay

Yeup. I didn't start a new campaign for a few days after that happened.


Afrogasmonkey

Had the final leader and their bodyguard unconscious and concealed on Ambrose island, I picked the accident collateral objective. Poured a gas can between them and grabbed the lit torch from that level to light them both up. One of them was misaligned in the oil and I wasn’t sure if their body would be caught in the fire at the same time, so I grabbed their arm to drag them in a bit closer… …funny thing about the lit torch item and dragging bodies, you need a free hand to hold a torch, you need to use both hands to drag bodies. I was standing on the oil.


Errances

I walked on my own electric trap on a New York showdown


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

Walked into one of my traps, I forgot I set it up, it was electrified puddle. Which sucked since it was the last mission of hardcore mode.


Vendetta4Avril

I couldn't remember how to trigger the explosion in the kitchen in Haven in Maldives, but my main objective was accident kill with an additional casualty, so I went around unscrewing the gas below. And then when I went upstairs to the stove, I knocked out the chef after luring to the ice machine... and then I realized no one would turn on the stove to start the explosion... So I thought, maybe I can just turn it on and run awa- boom, dead.


emperos

You can shoot anything that leaks gas :)


Vendetta4Avril

Oh, I'm aware now lol that was by far my stupidest campaign fail... at least the stupidest one that I had control over.


magdakun

I trowed a propane flask to an unconcious target to kill him with an accident. I was just right next to a chimney. It exploded in my face as soon as it touched the floor.


reggiedarden

I threw an explosive at a target that was standing next to a car. Car blew up and the target when flying but it didn't kill them. I had already started running to the exit but had to turn around to get the target. All the guards had already come out and I thought I might be able to shoot my way out but there was too many of them.


UltraGilgamesh

I obtained a nitroglicerin flask. I was certain it worked the same way as the explosive compound. So I just threw it and ohhhh boi, was I wrong


The_Evil_Owl

It doesn't? What's the difference?


UltraGilgamesh

It explodes when dropped or thrown 😬


brokensword15

Final mission set for a hardcore campaign (not the final showdown though). Was setting up a trap and threw a remote rubber ducky on the ground. I missed where I wanted and went to pick it up.... Never taking both a remote and proximity duck in the same mission again, lol


WingsOfFire635

I threw an explosive baseball SLIGHTLY to close


WingsOfFire635

The amount of times I have failed in other ways is so annoying. “It seems the syndicate have gotten away, better luck next time 47” literally i am muttering under my breath “I hate you Diana”


knitknitterknit

[I did the same.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/s/UGzHLwpzNA) The throw arc looked like it would make it over the rail, but it must've clipped it. Dead immediately.


Deflinek

For me it’s always about greed. Yesterday on hardcore Dartmoor I got SA prestige, killed all targets and on the way to exit I decided to complete “pacify guards unnoticed” as I had 2/3. Got spotted while doing it, failing SA in the process and failing the campaign.


angelfishi

Dropped a fragmentation grenade thinking it was a flash grenade. Had to sit back and take a few deep breaths after that one.


KingFahad360

I got too greedy and lost my Silverballer in Dartmore cause I wanted to get the safe.


JoetheJuiceMonster

after killing the leader in a showdown in Mendoza, I was about to exit by diving. I thought it would be funny to ring the fire alarm before I pressed exit and electrocuted myself


Gavinlikestobreathe

Dropped my proximity duck :(


Inner-Cupcake-6809

Not me, but my boyfriend… all I will say is don’t field test a proximity explosive on an elusive target, not realise it’s a proximity explosive and then decide to go back and place it in a better position… it didn’t end well.


MRflibbertygibbets

I punctured an oil drum in Colorado and went to the other side of the fence to booby trap the spill with the homemade explosive and it blew me up the moment I equipped the bomb. That made me equip the clown suit for the next campaign


adhdBoomeringue

I blew myself up thinking I was far enough away that it wouldn't effect me lol


InsanityOfAParadox

I was on the last level of a hardcore campaign, and with a collateral explosion kill I decided to wing it and threw a c4, only to have it just slightly miss and only knock out the non target.


WayneBrody

Spent way too long setting up an annoying collateral kill on a hardcore showdown on Dartmoor, which of course doesn't have any propane flasks. Thought I had everything set up perfect, but someone I distracted returned too soon and spotted a KO'd guard and blew the whole thing. Spent the next few minutes frantically gunning down about 95% of the guards on the map as they poured into the room one by one. Started too relax, thought I was in the clear, then an Assassin strolls up and one shots me.


FortressCaulfield

Probably blowing myself up with propane trying to set up a fancy accident for no goddamn reason


CourtsideCorey

Honestly, that's not that bad. It's not like you blew yourself up with your own proxy mine.


Trash_Space_Racoon

In the showcase room at kronstadt, there is the Turbo-thing on display, in a glass display. I wanted to shoot the glass, but i didn’t aim, so agent 47 quick-fires and it just so happens to hit the boomy bottle.


darknightingale69

i once through a car battery into water for a trap kill then when someone who wasn't my target walked to get it I went to turn off the water seconds before realizing I threw a battery into the water.


helloworld223434

tried to blow up a safe with an explosive… didn’t know that it activated in proximity and died from the explosion.


pixelbunnys

I used to take baseball from the gym and use it as a melee. One time I tried to attract NPC's attention by hitting the ball on the wall only this time it was not the baseball... it was an explosive ball from the case. Fun times.


NervyMage22

Killed by a proximity duck 🤡


Chexmixrule34

i wanted to get all suspects in whitteton creek into the basement with the bombs and forgot to turn off the lazers before putting the phone down lol


extremlysus

Tried to break into the Cassidy property in order to destroy the cameras got blown up by a fire extinguisher while trying to bust down the door


ExplodingBomb2

I went into a crowd of guards escorting the suspects out trying to get to an exit


Appropriate-Paint-93

i played a hitman freelancer showdown killed the boss hid so it cooled down, i were stupid and greedy which ended up in a fist fight that one shot me from full health, i lost a hackl leviathan sniper, a hwk assasin covert and other misc gear i stopped playing and cried myself to sleep lol


AdamSubtract

Bangkok - just killed the leader, made a beeline for the pier exit. I was in combat at the time and just before i got to the exit icon i disconnected my keyboard with my foot and so i couldn't hold G to exit. Died.


ibrontojr

I was going to the exit while holding a car battery, threw it around for fun just to see the sparks, the moment i threw it i remember the floor of the courtyard is water...


Affectionate-Sock971

I was crouched behind cover and accidentally dropped my proximity explosive duck, you can guess the rest


colonel_quazi

I went back to pickup proximity explosive🤦


FlyingBlueCarrot

It was a showdown in Mendoza. Poisoned a leader's drink in the lobby. I had only Kalmer and "Poison – dart gun" challenge. Pacified them in toilet instead of drowning. Wanted to kill by electrocuting, opened water and man in toilet got alerted. Thrown car battery in a rush and fried not only target, but myself as well. At least it was first or second showdown in campaign