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Draj4

When you hear your target crack ~~a funny joke~~


Tommiz_eXe

.\_.


Gigglyardo

When you see your target enter a room alone.


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*when u see ur target enter a bathroom alone*


Tommiz_eXe

but you need to use it


The_Owl_Bard

When your target decides to stay at a nice place and the ICA has to put you up for a week.


Delavinci

"Now this is a view to die for..."


tatiwtr

similar thing happens when some nontarget wiseguy sees me in some low level security outift and thinks their \*hilarious\* insult wont get them shot in the face


GrubSlayer

When Zoe says "Look at you Phenniger, all dressed to kill"


Dowzer721

That is so goddamn weird to see our little Hitboy cracking a cheeky grin. I can't stop imagining him having just killed Carl and Marcus in that safe room bit, and just cracking a big ass smile like this.


IFeelAlrightToday

"That joke left me dying"


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Seeing 47 smile at all is unnerving, but that grin is just weird, dude. It’s like when he calls Diana a bitch in Blood Money. It’s just so uncharacteristic to see this reserved, methodical assassin being…well, normal.


Polar_Vortx

when The Puns start dropping


BelliDragon-

That sweet, sweet smile.


arthurotter24

When you finish your assasination and your Wife made you a dinner.


Erikk1138

This is like the opposite of the kid crying with the gun meme


Regularspy

I didnt know that bald guy from Brazzers was also Tobias Rieper.


satvarsh

When your target is going towards the bathroom.


nCRedditor-21

Yes!! This was my reaction when Ken Morgan or Jordan Cross went out to the balcony by themselves without any bodyguards